NationStates Jolt Archive

Some dude was recently caught smuggling animals into Los Angeles. When birds of paradise flew out of his luggage he admitted to customs officials that he had hidden a couple of slow lorris monkeys in his pants.

I can't imagine sitting through a flight with a couple of monkeys in my pants. That's got to be weird. Also, I've got to imagine that if they get agitated they might start chewing on your mule.

http://www.courttv.com/news/2006/0919/bird_smuggler_ctv.html

I wonder if anyone thought he was spanking his monkey on the flight :D

Some dude was recently caught smuggling animals into Los Angeles. When birds of paradise flew out of his luggage he admitted to customs officials that he had hidden a couple of slow lorris monkeys in his pants.

I can't imagine sitting through a flight with a couple of monkeys in my pants. That's got to be weird. Also, I've got to imagine that if they get agitated they might start chewing on your mule.

http://www.courttv.com/news/2006/0919/bird_smuggler_ctv.html

Monkeys, huh? Haven't tried that yet. :p

WoOP! monkeys!