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Poll
EDIT: Dont even think about combining the options into one:eek: !

Although the Chuck Norris thing is beyond old, death by roundhouse kick has got to be the way to go.

i will die fighting a panda, and an electric eel.

I guess I'll say animal inflicted wounds, hoping they sever my spinal cord when they attack. Death itself isn't very appealing (most of the time), but these options are kinda horrific.

If you're sodomized to death by clowns, you rise the next night as a clown yourself. :)

Crucified. Maybe I'll be able to be worshipped after my death. That'd be tight.

If you're sodomized to death by clowns, you rise the next night as a clown yourself. :)
*Looks in mirror
Then that means...
*Rapes LF with rusty spork

oh crap! I thought it meant which way would you not want to die.(I voted crucifixtion:eek: ) because crucifixtion in many ways wraps up several horrible deaths into one hellish burrito. You got suffocation(body weight on diaphram) Starvation, Nails through hands+feet, and dehydration.

I would go with drowning, if done right it can be quite painless, even enjoyable(euphoria produced by lack of oxygen to brain)

oh crap! I thought it meant which way would you not want to die.(I voted crucifixtion:eek: ) because crucifixtion in many ways wraps up several horrible deaths into one hellish burrito. You got suffocation(body weight on diaphram) Starvation, Nails through hands+feet, and dehydration.

I would go with drowning, if done right it can be quite painless, even enjoyable(euphoria produced by lack of oxygen to brain)
no way would that be enjoyable:D ! i mean the thought of all that pressure coming in and black darkness, opening your mouth to breath and all that water...
*shivers:eek:

no way would that be enjoyable:D ! i mean the thought of all that pressure coming in and black darkness, opening your mouth to breath and all that water...
*shivers:eek:

the first couple of minutes will suck, yes. But after that your brain becomes asphixiated, you will loose the sense of pain and discomfort, forget who you are and whats happening and slowly, drift off......

you can accelerate this by not fighting the inevitable, open your mouth and breathe deep.

I chose drowing, kinda like suffocation, but less of that feeling of helplessness.

Theres just something cool about a backwards spinning kick to the had in comparison to other wounds. In the middle of a fight that'd be sweet.

Drowning is a terrifying way to go.

I almost drown once, and it was not peaceful, or calm or painless. It was total terror until the first breath of water. Once you take that breath of water, your mind blacks out and your body goes into convulsions.

I think you're confusing drowning with freezing to death, which actually is peaceful and painless.

First you shiver
Then you quit shivering
Then you go numb
Then you get sleepy
Then you fall asleep and slowly die, with no awareness of it.

I choose a nice peaceful drowning on a pretty lake

Getting bit in half by an lion is so honorable...and paganistic. :D

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crucified.gif

All the other options suck and don't appeal to me at all.

Well... I would PREFER to die making as many people miserable as I can and taking as many as I can down to hell with me, all whilst leaving a path of chaos and destruction in my wake.

Looking at the results so far, it's either crucifiction, or wild animals - any Christians here?!?

(Yeah, well, or Nuck Chorris, that old bastard. Meh! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/NuckChorris.gif)

If I die by crucifixtion, do I get to brainwash a few billion?

Yeah, I'll go with suffication seems to be the least painful of the bunch. You just pass out from lack of air and don't wake up. Of course I was thinking of suffication in a room with the oxygen being draine out or just not replaced, but even a pillow seems beter than all those.

In bed, of old age, after a REALLY great orgasm. :D

In bed, of old age, after a REALLY great orgasm. :D

I like how you think, I'd like to go like that too :D

:fluffle:

I will not die, because i am allergic to death, so if i die, it could kill me.

Suffocated, preferably by an attractive women.

Being forced to play in The "CUBE"

99% death rate in those movies.

Just so you all know, a roundhouse involves absolutely no spinning. Its basically a kick where the attacker brings their knee up, lower leg cocked back, and then snap out the lower leg and hits you in the stomach or head.[/7 years of Tae Kwon Do]

I will not die, because i am allergic to death, so if i die, it could kill me.

*looks at sig* Righto 0101013 :p

Um.... what's a mod bomb...

chuck norris... then I'd be famous!

Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked so hard, that I fell to the ground by shock on the other side of the globe.

meh, how old.

Chuck norris doesen't wear clothes, clothes wear chuck norris.

Chuck norris says to water "go away" and water goes away.


yay, i'm a comedian :o

I don't know who John Cramer is, but I like games!

I don't know who John Cramer is, but I like games!

John Cramer was the announcer on several game shows including The Newlywed Game. Death by Newlywed Game is a horrible way to go.

However, John Kramer was the Jigsaw Killer from the movie Saw and Saw 2. His games aren't particularly fun either. :p

John Cramer was the announcer on several game shows including The Newlywed Game. Death by Newlywed Game is a horrible way to go.

However, John Kramer was the Jigsaw Killer from the movie Saw and [/i]Saw 2[/i]. His games aren't particularly fun either. :p


Ahh, well at least I'll go out an intresting way. You know one of my friends and I were talking about Saw and Saw II, and she said that John Kramer can't really be charged with murder since he never done the actual murder itself, that's an intresting way of looking at things.

I am not going to die.

Ehh...None of the options appeal me. I'd like to die in my sleep, of a brain embolism. It's not very exciting, but that's me. :)

I am not going to die.

Would you like to share with us your fountain of Youth?

I voted Chuck Norris, but I forgot about the supposed euphoria of drowning.
Somebody told me you can induce that without the death part, which seems appealing in the same way some people like to hang themselves with oranges in their mouths wearing womens underwear...

One wierd thing, as I fell asleep last night I decided I would make a poll about how folks want to die this morning, I wake up and its here. Woop.

I plan to live forever, but if I had to choose a way to die it'd have to be old age.

I guess I'll say animal inflicted wounds, hoping they sever my spinal cord when they attack. Death itself isn't very appealing (most of the time), but these options are kinda horrific.

Yeah, no shit.

Out of all of these, I'd have to go with mod bomb. It's not painful, or at least it occurs so quickly I don't feel the pain because my nerves do not have time to transmit the impulses to my brain.

Noble sacrifice of self to save a large number of people involving a massive engine of destruction and a suicidial course of action.

Noble sacrifice of self to save a large number of people involving a massive engine of destruction and a suicidial course of action.
Closing the Great Oblivion Gate at Bruma?

Um.... what's a mod bomb...

Bunker Busting ThermoNuke. EQUALZ BOOMZ!1

Well, I've heard that drowning is relatively the least painful out of all the things you have suggested....therefore I'm going with that. Then again though, Death by Chuck Norris would be pretty quick too, with that lightning fast round house kick slicing through your brain......

I demand sodomy by spork! ;)

I demand sodomy by spork! ;)

Ewwww!

Smothered in a Keira Knightley/Scarlett Johanson sandwich.