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The Witch Is In My Gym Class

Darknovae
25-09-2006, 22:31
So, I've come up with yet another story for you sexy NSers out there. :) It is called "The Witch Is In My Gym Class". It's about this girl named Ellie Williams, who finds her best friend Maria Wenley in the gym and she's gone... demonic or something (white hair white skin red eyes... :eek:). The whole Gray Witch legend starts circulating around town (and yes, the town has been around for 400 years, and it was kind of like Salem Village but it didn't make the history books). So the girl who's supposedly behind this (Molly Gray, aka "The Witch") is the direct descendant of the Gray Witch herself, Leah Gray. First it's Molly's not the witch, Molly may be the witch, Ellie says she's not the witch, holy cow she IS the witch, OH MY GOD MOLLY WASN'T THE WITCH! HANG THAT ELLIE BIATCH!, so Molly WAS the witch? It twists around and there's some rather frightening images in there (just imagine your best friend's hair and skin going white, and eyes going red... :eek:), but I think it's going to be my best story yet.

Well? I may need to change a few names, if anyone will help me with that... :D
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 22:37
So... is this like for a book? Or...
Call to power
25-09-2006, 22:37
will it have pictures?
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 22:40
will it have pictures?

I dunno. I'm writing it. :rolleyes:
Call to power
25-09-2006, 22:44
I dunno. I'm writing it. :rolleyes:

I see it now 'spot the Dog goes to the gym'

I myself think it sounds better as a play especially if its anything like Vinegar Tom
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 22:47
I see it now 'spot the Dog goes to the gym'

I myself think it sounds better as a play especially if its anything like Vinegar Tom

I may make it a play. I don't know. IT would make a pretty good play though :)
Grave_n_idle
25-09-2006, 22:51
So, I've come up with yet another story for you sexy NSers out there. :) It is called "The Witch Is In My Gym Class". It's about this girl named Ellie Williams, who finds her best friend Maria Wenley in the gym and she's gone... demonic or something (white hair white skin red eyes... :eek:). The whole Gray Witch legend starts circulating around town (and yes, the town has been around for 400 years, and it was kind of like Salem Village but it didn't make the history books). So the girl who's supposedly behind this (Molly Gray, aka "The Witch") is the direct descendant of the Gray Witch herself, Leah Gray. First it's Molly's not the witch, Molly may be the witch, Ellie says she's not the witch, holy cow she IS the witch, OH MY GOD MOLLY WASN'T THE WITCH! HANG THAT ELLIE BIATCH!, so Molly WAS the witch? It twists around and there's some rather frightening images in there (just imagine your best friend's hair and skin going white, and eyes going red... :eek:), but I think it's going to be my best story yet.

Well? I may need to change a few names, if anyone will help me with that... :D

Isn't this an episode from the first season of Buffy?
Kiryu-shi
25-09-2006, 22:56
Speaking of "witches (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/the_devils_apt__broker_regionalnews_erin_calabrese.htm)"...

Just thought I'd give you an example of what modern "witches" are supposed to act like.
Grave_n_idle
25-09-2006, 23:01
Speaking of witches (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/the_devils_apt__broker_regionalnews_erin_calabrese.htm)...

Just thought I'd give you an example of what modern witches are supposed to act like.

Actually - the article makes a couple of claims about 'satanic looking' images, and mentions an apparent inability to keep bodily processes confined to the bathroom, but witchcraft is never actually mentioned, except in one case where the complainant confuses it with satanism.

The should bring a countercase against the guy, for being a dumbass.
Cannot think of a name
25-09-2006, 23:03
I see it now 'spot the Dog goes to the gym'

I myself think it sounds better as a play especially if its anything like Vinegar Tom

Damn that's a weird play.
Kiryu-shi
25-09-2006, 23:08
Actually - the article makes a couple of claims about 'satanic looking' images, and mentions an apparent inability to keep bodily processes confined to the bathroom, but witchcraft is never actually mentioned, except in one case where the complainant confuses it with satanism.

The should bring a countercase against the guy, for being a dumbass.

Yeah, I more or less agree with you, I just felt like posting the article after I read the OP.
I especially like how he is suffering from post tramatic stress disorder from it.
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:08
Isn't this an episode from the first season of Buffy?

Never saw Buffy.

But I thought Buffy only dealt with vamps, not witches... :confused:
Desperate Measures
25-09-2006, 23:08
So... do I get to drown someone to see if they float or what?
Liberated New Ireland
25-09-2006, 23:09
So, I've come up with yet another story for you sexy NSers out there. :) It is called "The Witch Is In My Gym Class". It's about this girl named Ellie Williams, who finds her best friend Maria Wenley in the gym and she's gone... lesbian:D

Ahhh, much better... :D

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 23:10
I just have to say, from that artical... http://m1.2mdn.net/viewad/1277184/coulter_toofarREGNM_300x250.gif rhetorical much?
Liberated New Ireland
25-09-2006, 23:10
Never saw Buffy.

But I thought Buffy only dealt with vamps, not witches... :confused:

It's a great show.
And it dealth with all kinds of things...
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:12
Actually - the article makes a couple of claims about 'satanic looking' images, and mentions an apparent inability to keep bodily processes confined to the bathroom, but witchcraft is never actually mentioned, except in one case where the complainant confuses it with satanism.

The should bring a countercase against the guy, for being a dumbass.

The lady is crazy. They should just get her a psych exam. :nods:
Grave_n_idle
25-09-2006, 23:17
Never saw Buffy.

But I thought Buffy only dealt with vamps, not witches... :confused:

In the movie, maybe.

"The Witch", about a cheerleading witch who cuts her way through the opposition to make the team, was the second episode of the first season, and pretty much illustrated from the top, that the series was going to be more than fluffy bunnies with bad teeth.

http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/witch.shtml
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:18
So... do I get to drown someone to see if they float or what?

No. It's a modern-day setting, so all the stuff that's happening (like "random" girls going uber-pale and having their hair go white and eyes (irises) go red, and also whispering the creepiest stuff) is passed off as psychological diseases or soemthing. That's why Ellie isn't arrested for apparently killing Molly in the shack
denies that she was ever playing with a wire in the shack.
Grave_n_idle
25-09-2006, 23:19
The lady is crazy. They should just get her a psych exam. :nods:

Oh, no arguments there. She definitely has all the right moves to be screaming 'psycho'... but the guy starts making up spurious crap about satanism, witchcraft and post-traumatic stress because someone took a dump in his closet?

Death penalty... for the good of the gene pool.
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:20
Oh, no arguments there. She definitely has all the right moves to be screaming 'psycho'... but the guy starts making up spurious crap about satanism, witchcraft and post-traumatic stress because someone took a dump in his closet?

Death penalty... for the good of the gene pool.

Meh, just lock them in a room together.... :evilsmile:
Grave_n_idle
25-09-2006, 23:23
Meh, just lock them in a room together.... :evilsmile:

Oh no! She seems like she'd probably be okay, if she was still taking her meds. And, if you put a litterbox in the closet, maybe.

He, on the other hand, is too much of an asshole to allow in contact with other people.
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:26
Oh no! She seems like she'd probably be okay, if she was still taking her meds. And, if you put a litterbox in the closet, maybe.

He, on the other hand, is too much of an asshole to allow in contact with other people.

Oaky fine, maybe not :eek:

So, anyone wanna see what I have sdo far?
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:39
Would you guys like it if half the high school died at the end of the story? :D
Infinite Revolution
25-09-2006, 23:40
So, I've come up with yet another story for you sexy NSers out there. :) It is called "The Witch Is In My Gym Class". It's about this girl named Ellie Williams, who finds her best friend Maria Wenley in the gym and she's gone... demonic or something (white hair white skin red eyes... :eek:). The whole Gray Witch legend starts circulating around town (and yes, the town has been around for 400 years, and it was kind of like Salem Village but it didn't make the history books). So the girl who's supposedly behind this (Molly Gray, aka "The Witch") is the direct descendant of the Gray Witch herself, Leah Gray. First it's Molly's not the witch, Molly may be the witch, Ellie says she's not the witch, holy cow she IS the witch, OH MY GOD MOLLY WASN'T THE WITCH! HANG THAT ELLIE BIATCH!, so Molly WAS the witch? It twists around and there's some rather frightening images in there (just imagine your best friend's hair and skin going white, and eyes going red... :eek:), but I think it's going to be my best story yet.

Well? I may need to change a few names, if anyone will help me with that... :D

i don't get it, witch one's the which?
Kiryu-shi
25-09-2006, 23:41
Would you guys like it if half the high school died at the end of the story? :D

Would they die in one big apocolyptic scene, or do they die off one by one?
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:50
Would they die in one big apocolyptic scene, or do they die off one by one?

At first they get "demonized", and then at the end all the victims die at the same time as the shack gets "hit by lightning".
Darknovae
25-09-2006, 23:51
i don't get it, witch one's the which?

:rolleyes:

Molly.
Desperate Measures
26-09-2006, 00:18
No. It's a modern-day setting, so all the stuff that's happening (like "random" girls going uber-pale and having their hair go white and eyes (irises) go red, and also whispering the creepiest stuff) is passed off as psychological diseases or soemthing. That's why Ellie isn't arrested for apparently killing Molly in the shack
denies that she was ever playing with a wire in the shack.

Yet again I'm denied the experience of seeing whether a witch floats or sinks. Thanks.
Trotskylvania
26-09-2006, 00:24
Shhhh!!!!!!! I think I hear the witch hunters coming...
Darknovae
26-09-2006, 00:40
Yet again I'm denied the experience of seeing whether a witch floats or sinks. Thanks.

Well, Molly *does* talk about joining the swim team.... take that for what you will ;)
Infinite Revolution
26-09-2006, 00:54
:rolleyes:

Molly.

so how come maria went 'demonic or something' in the gym? was she just under a spell?
Darknovae
26-09-2006, 01:01
so how come maria went 'demonic or something' in the gym? was she just under a spell?

Yeah, under a spell. She made Molly angry. :eek:
German Nightmare
26-09-2006, 01:38
Isn't this an episode from the first season of Buffy?
Good call. That thought occurred to me as well upon reading the OP.
Never saw Buffy.

But I thought Buffy only dealt with vamps, not witches... :confused:
Ooh. You missed a good show! My favorite television show, to be honest (besides Star Trek, but that doesn't even count, it's set).
It's a great show.
And it dealth with all kinds of things...
Can't think of something it didn't deal with!
In the movie, maybe.

"The Witch", about a cheerleading witch who cuts her way through the opposition to make the team, was the second episode of the first season, and pretty much illustrated from the top, that the series was going to be more than fluffy bunnies with bad teeth.

http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/witch.shtml

Bunnies? Bunnies?!? BUNNIES!?!?!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AnyaBunnies.jpg


Darknovae, you really are very creative. (Aren't you the one with the other short stories about school as well? Those were an enjoyable read.)
Grave_n_idle
26-09-2006, 01:55
Good call. That thought occurred to me as well upon reading the OP.

Ooh. You missed a good show! My favorite television show, to be honest (besides Star Trek, but that doesn't even count, it's set).

Can't think of something it didn't deal with!


Bunnies? Bunnies?!? BUNNIES!?!?!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AnyaBunnies.jpg


Ah, Anyanka... got to love her. Second best show on tv, ever... and the best was a Joss Whedon project, too. (Firefly).

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be BUNNIES!!!!!!!

Or maybe midgets."
German Nightmare
26-09-2006, 02:25
Ah, Anyanka... got to love her. Second best show on tv, ever... and the best was a Joss Whedon project, too. (Firefly).

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be BUNNIES!!!!!!!

Or maybe midgets."
I apparently missed both the series and the movie - something that is on top of my "to watch" list, if I should ever find the time to catch up.

But the last line isn't from Anya - that's Willow stepping in before the scooby gang joins them... http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_giles.gif http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_buffy.gif http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_xander.gif http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_willow.gif
Liberated New Ireland
26-09-2006, 02:29
http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_willow.gif

:fluffle:
Grave_n_idle
26-09-2006, 02:46
I apparently missed both the series and the movie - something that is on top of my "to watch" list, if I should ever find the time to catch up.

But the last line isn't from Anya - that's Willow stepping in before the scooby gang joins them... http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_giles.gif http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_buffy.gif http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_xander.gif http://www.buffy-boards.com/images/smilies/buffy_willow.gif

Ah... I haven't watched season 6 in a while... but, Yay for Buffy smilies!
German Nightmare
26-09-2006, 03:28
:fluffle:
Ow. ;) :fluffle:
Ah... I haven't watched season 6 in a while... but, Yay for Buffy smilies!
I just found'em, too :D:D:D And I listened to the self-recorded soundtrack of Once More, With Feeling.

Now it's time to log off... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/goodnight.gif