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Who Would You Rather Have On Your Side When Fighting Terrorists?

New Mitanni
25-09-2006, 04:45
OK, plenty of you have posted concerning how (or even whether) to fight terrorism, particularly the Islamo-Nazi variety. So, who would you rather have on your side in getting the job done?
Monkeypimp
25-09-2006, 04:46
what do you mean 'who'?


Is this thread just a setup for a bunch of retards to run in yelling 'chuck norris' or are you looking for something more substantial?
NERVUN
25-09-2006, 04:47
Islamo-Nazis? Is this a new version of radical-Muslims or something?
The Nazz
25-09-2006, 04:49
Murtha--because Bauer is nothing more than a figment of your pathetic imagination.
Pyotr
25-09-2006, 04:52
Islamo-Nazis? Is this a new version of radical-Muslims or something?

the very latest in bushspeak.
The Nazz
25-09-2006, 04:53
the very latest in bushspeak.

It gets more ridiculous by the day.
United Chicken Kleptos
25-09-2006, 04:54
OK, plenty of you have posted concerning how (or even whether) to fight terrorism, particularly the Islamo-Nazi variety. So, who would you rather have on your side in getting the job done?

I'd rather have Mahatma Gandhi help us.
Soviestan
25-09-2006, 04:55
Jack Bauer
Neo Undelia
25-09-2006, 04:56
Darth Vader
The Nazz
25-09-2006, 04:58
Jack Bauer
Is this you?

http://salon.com/comics/tomo/2006/09/25/tomo/story.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
25-09-2006, 04:59
G.I. Joe.

:)
Soviestan
25-09-2006, 05:11
Is this you?

http://salon.com/comics/tomo/2006/09/25/tomo/story.jpg

:confused: I don't follow.
Neo Undelia
25-09-2006, 05:13
G.I. Joe.

:)
Dude, Darth Vader would kick G.I. Joe's ass.
Soheran
25-09-2006, 05:15
Neither - I hate the US and want the terrorists to win!

Not really, of course, but I'd rather go with that option then submit myself to the absurd assumptions pervading this poll.
Evil Cantadia
25-09-2006, 05:18
Chuck Norris (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
United Chicken Kleptos
25-09-2006, 05:23
I still want Gandhi.
Neo Undelia
25-09-2006, 05:24
Neither - I hate the US and want the terrorists to win!

Not really, of course, but I'd rather go with that option then submit myself to the absurd assumptions pervading this poll.
Whats wrong with Darth Vader?
Sane Outcasts
25-09-2006, 05:28
Whats wrong with Darth Vader?

He's a whiny little punk in black armor. Unless you want to forego the history of Vader shown in Ep. I-III?
Greater Trostia
25-09-2006, 05:30
What New Mitanni means when he says "Islamo-Nazi" is just "Islamic." He believes Islam is the enemy and should be stamped out.

Argue with him if you like, but he's made that point of his very clear and arguing with him is going to be like arguing with Osama bin Laden.

Some people are at war with terrorism - to him, it's a war against every Muslim.
Neo Undelia
25-09-2006, 05:30
He's a whiny little punk in black armor. Unless you want to forego the history of Vader shown in Ep. I-III?
Who hasn’t done shit as a teenager that they later regretted?
Sane Outcasts
25-09-2006, 05:31
Who hasn’t done shit as a teenager that they later regretted?

Yoda, duh.
Zilam
25-09-2006, 05:32
pfft I just want the terrorists to win-votes option-
Ladamesansmerci
25-09-2006, 05:32
OK, plenty of you have posted concerning how (or even whether) to fight terrorism, particularly the Islamo-Nazi variety. So, who would you rather have on your side in getting the job done?

Xena.
Posi
25-09-2006, 05:36
Xena.
You'd get something done... ;)
Posi
25-09-2006, 05:41
And make sure the thing you're doing isn't Xena.

:rolleyes:
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 05:41
I personally, want Hot IDF Girls. (TM) (c) (r)
United Chicken Kleptos
25-09-2006, 05:43
:rolleyes:

I thought it read "You'd better get something done" when I submitted.
Ladamesansmerci
25-09-2006, 05:43
And make sure the thing you're doing isn't Xena.
I'd happily give that opportunity to you if you want.
United Chicken Kleptos
25-09-2006, 05:48
I'd happily give that opportunity to you if you want.

I'm too gay. ;)
IL Ruffino
25-09-2006, 05:52
Chuck Norris,

:rolleyes:
Wallonochia
25-09-2006, 05:53
This picture both symbolizes what I think of this thread, and the fact that I'm so sick of doing French homework that I took the time to make this to get away from it.


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a353/tuebor/OMGTERRORIST.jpg
Posi
25-09-2006, 05:53
I'm too gay. ;)
I dunno, she's too much of a man for us breeders.
Ladamesansmerci
25-09-2006, 05:57
I dunno, she's too much of a man for us breeders.

Careful what you say or I'm chainsawing your legs off.
United Chicken Kleptos
25-09-2006, 05:58
I dunno, she's too much of a man for us breeders.

Well, I could always experiment...
Vault 10
25-09-2006, 06:00
Their leader.
Pirated Corsairs
25-09-2006, 06:00
I want Rambo on my team. He'd kill some terrorists.
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:01
I'm telling you Hot IDF Girls (tm) (c) (r)!!
Posi
25-09-2006, 06:02
Careful what you say or I'm chainsawing your legs off.

Not that I care, Il Ruffino removed anything of importance.
Delator
25-09-2006, 06:03
OK, plenty of you have posted concerning how (or even whether) to fight terrorism, particularly the Islamo-Nazi variety. So, who would you rather have on your side in getting the job done?

Honestly?

China.

They're "communist"
They're "atheist"
They aren't afraid to get their hands dirty to get the job done.
Can you think of a better ideological ally against religious extremeists?

(*wonders if his answer is too serious for this thread*)
Posi
25-09-2006, 06:25
Honestly?

China.

They're "communist"
They're "atheist"
They aren't afraid to get their hands dirty to get the job done.
Can you think of a better ideological ally against religious extremeists?

(*wonders if his answer is too serious for this thread*)

Way to kill the thread.
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:26
Honestly?

China.

They're "communist"
They're "atheist"
They aren't afraid to get their hands dirty to get the job done.
Can you think of a better ideological ally against religious extremeists?

(*wonders if his answer is too serious for this thread*)

But Hot IDF Girls (tm) (c) (r) are hotter.
Delator
25-09-2006, 06:34
But Hot IDF Girls (tm) (c) (r) are hotter.

I can't argue with that one. :p
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:38
I can't argue with that one. :p

Who can? Except, you know, nordland. But he's crazy.:p
Wallonochia
25-09-2006, 06:39
But Hot IDF Girls (tm) (c) (r) are hotter.

But what if they're Hot PLA Girls (tm) (c) (r)?
Posi
25-09-2006, 06:40
Who can? Except, you know, nordland. But She's crazy.:p
I'd want Corry and Trevor.
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:41
But what if they're Hot PLA Girls (tm) (c) (r)?

I agree with the IDF's ideology more. ... Does the PLA even have women?
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:42
I'd want Corry and Trevor.

Wait... Ny Nordland is a she?
Posi
25-09-2006, 06:44
Wait... Ny Nordland is a she?
Pretty sure. At least that is what she claimed before her first deat.
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:47
Pretty sure. At least that is what she claimed before her first deat.

Holy frak and a half.
Wallonochia
25-09-2006, 06:51
I agree with the IDF's ideology more. ... Does the PLA even have women?

They did in the 80s at least. I can't be bothered to do any more research on it.

In 1987 approximately 100,000 women served in the PLA and represented one-tenth of the officer corps and one-quarter of the specialized technicians. Women served primarily in scientific research, communications, medical, and cultural units.
Many Edged Objects
25-09-2006, 06:58
You all forgot about Macguyver :sniper: . With him on anyone's side they can win. The terrorists will be :headbang: -ing once they realize they didn't take him out when they could've.
Free shepmagans
25-09-2006, 06:58
They did in the 80s at least. I can't be bothered to do any more research on it.

Anyway, we're fighting against terrorists. And the PLA are terrorist. Hence Hot IDF Girls (tm) (c) (r)
Not bad
25-09-2006, 07:04
It gets more ridiculous by the day.

Are you referring to the term "Islamo-Nazi" or the term "Bushspeak" or the sane third alternative , both of them?
Anglachel and Anguirel
25-09-2006, 07:13
what do you mean 'who'?


Is this thread just a setup for a bunch of retards to run in yelling 'chuck norris' or are you looking for something more substantial?
Awww, you pre-empted me. :(
Suzieju
25-09-2006, 09:16
I want Rambo on my team. He'd kill some terrorists.

Funny you should mention that. In Rambo III he's helping the precussors to the Taliban and Al Qaida in Afghanistan, they seem to love. He ought to be in Gitmo right now on that evidence.
CthulhuFhtagn
25-09-2006, 09:39
Xenu.
Not bad
25-09-2006, 09:48
Funny you should mention that. In Rambo III he's helping the precussors to the Taliban and Al Qaida in Afghanistan, they seem to love. He ought to be in Gitmo right now on that evidence.


Yes and Darth Vader should be tried in the Hague.
Refused-Party-Program
25-09-2006, 12:11
Gambit, Earthworm Jim, the Amazing French-Canadians, Bill Murray and Iron Maiden.
The SR
25-09-2006, 12:36
:confused: I don't follow.

i think the cartoon is implying that by the amercan right allowing their civil liberties to be eroded, attacking those defending democracy in the US as traitors and cowards and generally being irrationally scared of a threat that has dissipated, they are generally being silly fuckers. which is exactly what the terrorists want as they dont actually have to attack you anymore.
King Bodacious
25-09-2006, 12:39
Jack Bauer is awesome.
Hamilay
25-09-2006, 12:41
Pretty sure. At least that is what she claimed before her first deat.
I'm pretty sure he's not...

I vote ninjas.
LiberationFrequency
25-09-2006, 12:45
I'd like someone who isn't a fictional character to help me fight terrorists
Ifreann
25-09-2006, 13:00
Chuck Norris (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
I hope the rest of the thread consists of people telling you how you've won.
Deep Kimchi
25-09-2006, 14:39
Chuck Norris.
Ultraextreme Sanity
25-09-2006, 15:20
Who Would You Rather Have On Your Side When Fighting Terrorists


Smith and wesson .



And haliburton .