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Ok. Heres the situation: You won a reality TV show and are now a politician. There is a catch. You have to propose a bill that gets passed. If your bill passes, you get to keep the job, and your favorite NSer gets to be above the law during your term. If your bill does not pass, you lose the job and your favorite NSer gets tossed into a vat of acid.

Describe your bill, and pick your favorite NSer.You are encouraged to name your bill.

My bill is to help make Jolt slower.

My NSer pick to be above this: Posi

:p

My bill is to help make Jolt slower.

My NSer pick to be above this: Posi

:p
Fuck me sideways.... nicely played btw.

It is illegal to wiretap political leaders. (Who wouldn't pass it.)

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And for the guy who melts: Naliitr

Ok. Heres the situation: You won a reality TV show and are now a politician. There is a catch. You have to propose a bill that gets passed. If your bill passes, you get to keep the job, and your favorite NSer gets to be above the law during your term. If your bill does not pass, you lose the job and your favorite NSer gets tossed into a vat of acid.

Describe your bill, and pick your favorite NSer.You are encouraged to name your bill.
Dunk an NSer in acid, eh?

My bill: it would be required by law to throw chocolate covered bricks at babies.

The unlucky NSer: [insert delusional hippie here (free soviets)]

Dunk an NSer in acid, eh?

My bill: it would be required by law to throw chocolate covered bricks at babies.

The unlucky NSer: [insert delusional hippie here (free soviets)]

Law: 95% tax on income over 400,000 dollars.

Into the acid: whiny, social-thread, spamming, gay poll questions NSG pissant du jour. I can't be bothered remembering the names.

This thread has gone differently than expected. Not that I'm not surprised.

To the Mods:It's not my fault I'm stupid.

If you don't buy that, it's Il Ruffino's fault.

Oh the violence! We shouldn't be plotting the demise of one another. We should all be embracing each other in love and friendship. My love for all of you is like a lovely river of loving, love.

Law: 95% tax on income over 400,000 dollars.

Into the acid: Ruffy

Let's just put me in there..

It'd be nice to.. you know, never hear your dull, snooty comments again.

:)

Ok. Heres the situation: You won a reality TV show and are now a politician. There is a catch. You have to propose a bill that gets passed. If your bill passes, you get to keep the job, and your favorite NSer gets to be above the law during your term. If your bill does not pass, you lose the job and your favorite NSer gets tossed into a vat of acid.

Describe your bill, and pick your favorite NSer.You are encouraged to name your bill.

Anti-Cyber annoyance Bill

any creater of viruses, adware, and malware and Hacker will be treated as a terrorist and sent to Gitmo... one year for every infected/affected computer.

the NSer I choose will be... JAP! :D

The Law:
Divert all funds currently directed at finding a cure for cancer,
towards finding a cure for NS addiction.
Toss into the Acid: **** (Censured) (Suffice it to say, it begins with G)

Is smartly a word?

Is smartly a word?
Do I care?

Do I care?

I don't know. You would seem to be in a better position than I to answer such a question.

I don't know. You would seem to be in a better position than I to answer such a question.
I chose smartly because Wisely would be too much of a reference to the party that inspired this thread.

Ok. Heres the situation: You won a reality TV show and are now a politician. There is a catch. You have to propose a bill that gets passed. If your bill passes, you get to keep the job, and your favorite NSer gets to be above the law during your term. If your bill does not pass, you lose the job and your favorite NSer gets tossed into a vat of acid.

Describe your bill, and pick your favorite NSer.You are encouraged to name your bill.

It's times like this that I hope I'm nobody's favorite NSer. :p

It's times like this that I hope I'm nobody's favorite NSer. :p

well, I would choose you, but my luck is such that the acid would be most likely... now if it's dunked in a tub of mud...

Is smartly a word?

Yes it is

Will the acid be LSD?

Will the acid be LSD?

No.

EDIT: Well, unless you draft your bill carefully....

No.

EDIT: Well, unless you your bill carefully....

:confused:

I'd go with free healthcare for the poor. :D
As for the unfortunate - er, my favorite NS'er, I'd go with Lunatic Goofballs. (He asked for it!) :p

Is smartly a word?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?db=dictionary&q=smartly+

There you go. :)

The (lube) Oil for sex bill

Whereas currently most people on NS want to get laid

Whereas some don't

Whereas no one has solved this problem

I propose that all those who do not want to have sex donate lube oil to those who do and we pay a bunch of hotties to come over by pawning Deep Kimchi and Ny Nordland's computers.

My Fave NSer: Vacuumhead.

:confused:

I think he means word your bill correctly.

My bill: All marriages are hence forth referred to as civil unions. Only requirement for civil unioning: be eighteen, and be consentual. No other requirements or disqualifiers or anything.

My favorite NSer: The Nazz.

I think he means word your bill correctly.

My bill: All marriages are hence forth referred to as civil unions. Only requirement for civil unioning: be eighteen, and be consentual. No other requirements or disqualifiers or anything.

My favorite NSer: The Nazz.

You bastard! Those poor 19 year olds! DEAT!

You bastard! Those poor 19 year olds! DEAT!

...

Whoops.

Ahem: amendment: be eighteen or older.

...

Whoops.

Ahem: amendment: be eighteen or older.

Too late, The Nazz has been acidfied. :p

NOTING that Generalites are a generally clever and lively bunch

REGRETTING that the nations' discourse, culture, arts, and sciences have slumped since the generic proverbial good ol' days

CITING the need to compete in this globalized web-based economy

LEGISLATES the creation of a national centre for the nurturing, image consultation, enrichment, intelectual grooming and general eddification of NS Generalites.

CREATES the leaders of tomorrow!


To fizzle away: O.Drive - cause he'd be a nightmarish roomate.

Too late, The Nazz has been acidfied. :p

:( poor Nazz... Sorely missed...

The (lube) Oil for sex bill

Whereas currently most people on NS want to get laid

Whereas some don't

Whereas no one has solved this problem

I propose that all those who do not want to have sex donate lube oil to those who do and we pay a bunch of hotties to come over by pawning Deep Kimchi and Ny Nordland's computers.

My Fave NSer: Vacuumhead.

You just want to lubricate Vhead. Talk about reliance on oil causing things to get hot!

You just want to lubricate Vhead. Talk about reliance on oil causing things to get hot!

Am I that obvious? :eek: :D

It's times like this that I hope I'm nobody's favorite NSer. :p


Oh all right, here goes. My bill is that all people are thrown into the vat of LSD and mud. My NSG victim is LG. If my bill passes we are all thrown in. If not only LG is.

Wait, what kind of acid? If it's, like, citric acid or something than the result wouldn't be more serious than the NS:er becoming a bit sour. (Pun intended.)

My bill is to help make Jolt slower.

My NSer pick to be above this: Posi

:p

Someone chose smartly.

The bill I propose is that this bill shall not pass.

I offer up...oh hell, I don't hate anyone here that much...if I can dig up old NSers, there was some obnoxious fundie neocon named Christofi, who was reincarnated as Whimpy Censored Name (couldn't really spell) who attacked me for arguing that we weren't just put here to work all the time. But if I must, Ny Nordland.

Or I could propose a bill to state that water is wet.

I'll make Keruvalia above the law.

I propose we remove Dubya from office. My favourite NSer is me.