Mary had a little Lamb.
Thorn Goblinfly
24-09-2006, 13:10
Mary had a little Lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school each day,
'twasn't even in the rule.
He made the children laugh and play,
To have a Lamb at school.
And then the rules all changed one day,
Illegal it became,
To bring the Lamb of God to scool,
Or even speak His name.
Every day it got worse and worse,
And days urned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh,
We heard gun shots and tears.
What must we do to stop the crime,
That's in our schools today?
Let's letthe Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-09-2006, 13:12
Mary had a little Lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school each day,
'twasn't even in the rule.
He made the children laugh and play,
To have a Lamb at school.
And then the rules all changed one day,
Illegal it became,
To bring the Lamb of God to scool,
Or even speak His name.
Every day it got worse and worse,
And days urned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh,
We heard gun shots and tears.
What must we do to stop the crime,
That's in our schools today?
Let's letthe Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray.
Satans own laxative.
Levee en masse
24-09-2006, 13:13
Mary had a little Lamb,
The doctor was surprised
Monkeypimp
24-09-2006, 13:13
GET OFF TEH INTERWEB!
This thread is seriously lacking in the lulz.
Levee en masse
24-09-2006, 13:14
GET OFF TEH INTERWEB!
This thread is seriously lacking in the lulz.
But when old MacDonald had a farm he couldn't believe his eyes
Mary had a little Lamb,
... with mint sauce and potatoes.
Monkeypimp
24-09-2006, 13:15
... with mint sauce and potatoes.
I smiled.
LiberationFrequency
24-09-2006, 13:15
Bringing a lamb to school would be a could be a serious health and safety issue
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-09-2006, 13:16
Mary had a little Lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school each day,
'twasn't even in the rule.
He made the children laugh and play,
To have a Lamb at school.
And then the rules all changed one day,
Illegal it became,
To bring the Lamb of God to scool,
Or even speak His name.
Every day it got worse and worse,
And days urned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh,
We heard gun shots and tears.
What must we do to stop the crime,
That's in our schools today?
Let's letthe Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray.
Oh my God, yeah, you're all persecuted and shit. Gunshots and tears, my ass. Honey, you're in the US - you're successfully shoving your God down everyone else's throat, be it at home or abroad. So don't give me any bullshit about how bad you have it.
Satans own laxative.
:p
Psychotic Mongooses
24-09-2006, 13:17
How persecuted you are...
Why don't you turn the other cheek?
I smiled.
I do try. :)
To be slightly serious... I'm pretty sure there's no evidence linking lack of prayer in schools to gun crime. You may as well just say that atheists and agnostics are immoral and more likely to be criminals.
RLI Returned
24-09-2006, 13:18
To bring the Lamb of God to scool,
Or even speak His name.
Doesn't your religion regard lying as a sin? I'm not even American and even I know that there is no prohibition on prayer in US schools; only teacher led/state endorsed prayer isn't allowed.
Levee en masse
24-09-2006, 13:21
Doesn't your religion regard lying as a sin?
It;s not really a lie though. More a persecuation complex bought on by being disconnected from reality
Thorn Goblinfly
24-09-2006, 13:21
Who said I was from the US?
You guys do jump to conclusions.
In fact, you guys do jump!
Levee en masse
24-09-2006, 13:23
Who said I was from the US?
You guys do jump to conclusions.
In fact, you guys do jump!
Where are you from then and how many school shootings have there been recently?