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hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!

People here appreciate two things. Manners and an attempt at proper grammer. Keep this in mind. It'll save your ass many a time.

Also: If it's brown, drink it down. If its black, send it back.

Hi. Fun times are for us. Happy day.

Hey, New Endralon! Yo' momma wears army boots!

Hey, Posi! Yo' momma is so fat, she sells shade!

Hey, New Endralon! Yo' momma wears army boots!

Hey, Posi! Yo' momma is so fat, she sells shade!
Whatever getsme through uni.

hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!

Greetings, and I hope I see you posting alot in the forums :)

hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!
Welcome to NS General!

If I may suggest, please read: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573, the One Stop Rules Shop, before venturing into a thread; it'll save you a lot of pain later on.

Then pick a topic, dive on in, and have fun with the rest of us lunatics.

Oh yeah, please don't feed the trolls and make sure to ask Lunatic Goofballs for your complementary NSGeneral taco.

People here appreciate two things. Manners and an attempt at proper grammer. Keep this in mind. It'll save your ass many a time.

Also: If it's brown, drink it down. If its black, send it back.
'grammar'

hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!

Where are you from?

'grammar'
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Have fun, and as they always say, don't forget to leave your sanity at the door.

Have fun, and as they always say, don't forget to leave your sanity at the door.

Silly. You really think anyone here had their sanity before they ventured onto the forums? I think everyone was long-gone. :P

Silly. You really think anyone here had their sanity before they ventured onto the forums? I think everyone was long-gone. :P

hey now...:mad:

hey now...:mad:

Ooops, looks like someone is getting a bit upset and hasn't had their meds yet! *restrains and injects with sedative*

Silly. You really think anyone here had their sanity before they ventured onto the forums? I think everyone was long-gone. :PWell it's a matter of degrees. The ones who have a few shreds of clarity left try to leave, but inevitably fail. Those who escape - well we don't hear from them, so it's hard to diagnose their beef - and the rest of us suckers - well just take a look around.

Well it's a matter of degrees. The ones who have a few shreds of clarity left try to leave, but inevitably fail. Those who escape - well we don't hear from them, so it's hard to diagnose their beef - and the rest of us suckers - well just take a look around.

Meh, I know I can leave at any time I want.

....

>.>

Greetings from planet NationStates General.

Ooops, looks like someone is getting a bit upset and hasn't had their meds yet! *restrains and injects with sedative*

dont poke me
*sad*

Aye.

Meh, I know I can leave at any time I want.

....

>.>
me too. I just don't want to right now.
see? I'll sign off right now.



























*strange twitching*

ok, just one more thread.

People here appreciate two things. Manners and an attempt at proper grammer. Keep this in mind. It'll save your ass many a time.

Also: If it's brown, drink it down. If its black, send it back.
So drink liquid shit but don't drink black coffee? Good Pete, man, where are your senses?!

As I've said to all new players: Welcome to the madhouse.

meh.


..

Howdy new person. Watch your extremities, some people around here bite.

Howdy new person. Watch your extremities, some people around here bite.
http://www.les-smileys.com/smiley/Smiley/Enerve/gnap.gif
CHOMP!

CHOMP!

Ouch!


.... G'Nap! ... G'Nap, G'Nap!!

http://www.les-smileys.com/smiley/Smiley/Enerve/gnap.gif
CHOMP!
*passes around tetanus and rabies shots*
Oh, and take some zombification cure, just in case. You never know with these people.

Welcome to NS General!

If I may suggest, please read: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573, the One Stop Rules Shop, before venturing into a thread; it'll save you a lot of pain later on.

Then pick a topic, dive on in, and have fun with the rest of us lunatics.

Oh yeah, please don't feed the trolls and make sure to ask Lunatic Goofballs for your complementary NSGeneral taco.

*hands out tacos* :)

Ooops, looks like someone is getting a bit upset and hasn't had their meds yet! *restrains and injects with sedative*

Hey wait...

Dont waste it!

I'll take it!

Whoohoo!

Free Meds!!

meh.


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Last edited by Monkeypimp : Today at 11:42 AM. Reason: The greatest 8000th post ever.

:p

Welcome to the party.... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music021.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/alien011.gif

Hey wait...

Dont waste it!

I'll take it!

Whoohoo!

Free Meds!!

There's plenty to go around. What tickles your fancy? :)

There's plenty to go around. What tickles your fancy? :)

I'll take a jelly donut, and a bottle of anything....to go!

Welcome to NS General!

If I may suggest, please read: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573, the One Stop Rules Shop, before venturing into a thread; it'll save you a lot of pain later on.

Then pick a topic, dive on in, and have fun with the rest of us lunatics.

Oh yeah, please don't feed the trolls and make sure to ask Lunatic Goofballs for your complementary NSGeneral taco.

We get free tacos?

Welcome to the party.... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music021.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/alien011.gif

Hey, WTF?! That's me on guitar!

How dare you use my likeness without me permission!

hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!
Greetings, ya n00b (;)) and welcome to NSG! Enjoy yourself, but never forget:
Nationstates is like Hotel California...
Oh yeah, please don't feed the trolls and make sure to ask Lunatic Goofballs for your complementary NSGeneral taco.
Good call! Who was handing out the mandatory sporks, though?!?
*hands out tacos* :)
Mmmh... Tacos... *inhales taco*
Welcome to the party.... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music021.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/alien011.gif
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/up.gif I greatly approve of your choices! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/keks.gif

Mmmh... Tacos... *inhales taco*


*heimlich maneuver*

You can't breathe tacos, no matter much you want to!

*heimlich maneuver*

You can't breathe tacos, no matter much you want to!
Hey, at least I didn't try tacosmosis! *eats heimliched taco*

Hey, at least I didn't try tacosmosis! *eats heimliched taco*

*stares at taco, waiting for it to enter body to restore tacostasis*

Hi, I'm new here too! I hope this place is full of interesting people, I'm a neo-con christian vegan and I'm looking for someone to dominate the world with in a submissive, animal loving sort of way. :)

¬_¬

People here appreciate two things. Manners and an attempt at proper grammer. Keep this in mind. It'll save your ass many a time.

The chief thing we appreciate is manners... manners and grammar... grammar and manners.... The two things we appreciate are grammar and manners... and a basic grasp of logic... The three things we appreciate are manners, grammar, a basic grasp of logic... and interesting posts... The four things... no... Amongst the things we appreciate... Amongst our appreciations are such elements as grammar, manners.... I'll come in again.



Also: If it's brown, drink it down. If its black, send it back.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Hi, I'm new here too! I hope this place is full of interesting people, I'm a neo-con christian vegan and I'm looking for someone to dominate the world with in a submissive, animal loving sort of way. :)

¬_¬

*cries*

Mommy! Make the bad man go away!

We get free tacos?

Everybody gets tacos. :)

Don't eat the yellow snow.

If it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down... maybe.
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/toilet10.gif
Ha-HA!

*stares at taco, waiting for it to enter body to restore tacostasis*
And? Did it work?

And? Did it work?

...I'm still working on it... But I think it moved towards me a little...

*passes around tetanus and rabies shots*
Oh, and take some zombification cure, just in case. You never know with these people.

Avast, ye scurvey lubber! Ye fergot the anti-pyrate serum.
http://www.les-smileys.com/smiley/Smiley/Enerve/gnap.gif

Take that!

*hands out tacos* :)

Mmmmm! Tacos!

I'll take a jelly donut, and a bottle of anything....to go!

:::Hands Backwoods a Japanese "jelly donut" (http://www.provence.com.sg/bread/curry_doughnut.jpg):::

We get free tacos?

Heck Yeah! See LG.

Hi, I'm new here too! I hope this place is full of interesting people, I'm a neo-con christian vegan and I'm looking for someone to dominate the world with in a submissive, animal loving sort of way. :)

¬_¬

http://www.les-smileys.com/smiley/Smiley/Enerve/gnap.gif
CHOMP!
;)

Well it's a matter of degrees. The ones who have a few shreds of clarity left try to leave, but inevitably fail. Those who escape - well we don't hear from them, so it's hard to diagnose their beef - and the rest of us suckers - well just take a look around.

and just what do you mean by that?!

*runs head first into wall*
*giggles*
*does it again*

and just what do you mean by that?!

*runs head first into wall*
*giggles*
*does it again*

.. poor boy..


Boston smog got to ya.. :(

hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay and that we hear from you often.
Here is your complimentary Fluffle :fluffle:
We give free refills!

and just what do you mean by that?!

*runs head first into wall*
*giggles*
*does it again*
*Tapes pillow to wall*

Just because sarky has an odd sense of humour doesn't mean he should suffer for it.

Hi

:::Hands Backwoods a Japanese "jelly donut" (http://www.provence.com.sg/bread/curry_doughnut.jpg):::
You're going to inflict THAT upon a poor unsuspecting pers... oh wait, it's Backwoods we're talking about. いいよ! ;)

.. poor boy..


Boston smog got to ya.. :(
better than philly

*Tapes pillow to wall*

Just because sarky has an odd sense of humour doesn't mean he should suffer for it.

thanks:fluffle:

better than philly

Oh.. you did not just say that.

Oh.. you did not just say that.

Oh...I did

*snaps*

I'm a sassy black woman at heart.

Oh...I did

*snaps*

I'm a sassy black woman at heart.

Oh-my-god.

*takes clip-on doorknocker earings off*

Baring it on, Laquisha.

hello everyone, i'm just finished my register.

i hope we can help each other when trouble come to us

have a nice day!

OMFG A NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the key to survival here is:

1) be EXTREMELY conservative

2) be EXTREMELY religious, Christianity prefered

3) spell everything wrong

4) arrange all the words of your sentence in a disarrayed manner so that it takes other posters 15 minutes to figure out one sentence.

5) use the gun smilies a lot

6) +1 in the most serious debate threads

7) pretend you do not understand any argument, and go on a rant about how Bush is the saviour of the US

8) have fun. :)

*note, all of the above except #8 are jokes...duh.

OMFG A NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the key to survival here is:

1) be EXTREMELY conservative

2) be EXTREMELY religious, Christianity prefered

3) spell everything wrong

4) arrange all the words of your sentence in a disarrayed manner so that it takes other posters 15 minutes to figure out one sentence.

5) use the gun smilies a lot

6) +1 in the most serious debate threads

7) pretend you do not understand any argument, and go on a rant about how Bush is the saviour of the US

8) have fun. :)

*note, all of the above except #8 are jokes...duh.
You are being a bad little girl ......aren't you now!! :D

Oh-my-god.

*takes clip-on doorknocker earings off*

Baring it on, Laquisha.

Don't talk to me like you knooooooow me.

You are being a bad little girl ......aren't you now!! :D

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angels/angel2.gif

I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. :D

OMFG A NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the key to survival here is:

1) be EXTREMELY conservative

2) be EXTREMELY religious, Christianity prefered

3) spell everything wrong

4) arrange all the words of your sentence in a disarrayed manner so that it takes other posters 15 minutes to figure out one sentence.

5) use the gun smilies a lot

6) +1 in the most serious debate threads

7) pretend you do not understand any argument, and go on a rant about how Bush is the saviour of the US

8) have fun. :)

*note, all of the above except #8 are jokes...duh.

That fascist rubbed off on you, didn't he? :eek:

That fascist rubbed off on you, didn't he? :eek:

No, he's not very fond of Bush either. He's more of a Hitler kind of guy. :p

Don't talk to me like you knooooooow me.

Gurl, tha whole hood be up on yo shit.

I know you like a pimp know his hoe!

*bitch slaps Sark*

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angels/angel2.gif

I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. :D
Truly the angelic response that I would expect. :cool:

No, he's not very fond of Bush either. He's more of a Hitler kind of guy. :p

Now.. how exactly did you two meet?

Nazi crafts & knitting night?

Truly the angelic response that I would expect. :cool:

*bows* Thank ye very much. I shall be here for another...*looks at clock* 26 minutes before I return to hell.

Now.. how exactly did you two meet?

Nazi crafts & knitting night?

Actually, Math and philosophy classes thanks to my grade-skipping tendencies. But meh, close enough.

OMFG A NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the key to survival here is:

1) be EXTREMELY conservative

2) be EXTREMELY religious, Christianity prefered

3) spell everything wrong

4) arrange all the words of your sentence in a disarrayed manner so that it takes other posters 15 minutes to figure out one sentence.

5) use the gun smilies a lot

6) +1 in the most serious debate threads

7) pretend you do not understand any argument, and go on a rant about how Bush is the saviour of the US

8) have fun. :)

*note, all of the above except #8 are jokes...duh.
I reckons use a Albertan now. *tips hat*

I reckons use a Albertan now. *tips hat*

*pulls out a chainsaw and cuts Posi's arms off*

ahhh, the wonders of being licensed to use a chainsaw. seriously.

Actually, Math and philosophy classes thanks to my grade-skipping tendencies. But meh, close enough.

Indeed.

*pulls out a chainsaw and cuts Posi's arms off*

ahhh, the wonders of being licensed to use a chainsaw. seriously.

You need a liscence to use a chainsaw? Why was I not informed?

Indeed.

Now you know my entire non-existent romantic history. Congratulations.

You need a liscence to use a chainsaw? Why was I not informed?

Because you're an ignorant little boy. But to make you feel better, I have cookies.

Because you're an ignorant little boy. But to make you feel better, I have cookies.

I shall eat your cookies (teehee) but continue pouting.

Now you know my entire non-existent romantic history. Congratulations.

You fail at hippydom.

Gurl, tha whole hood be up on yo shit.

I know you like a pimp know his hoe!

*bitch slaps Sark*

Oh no you din't just sleep with my sistahs boyfriends cousins aunts sons babys daughter-in-law!

Shaniqua, hold my bling. It's on now.

I shall eat your cookies (teehee) but continue pouting.

Do what you please as long as you keep a 10 metre distance between us at all times.

You fail at hippydom.

You know nothing of hippie-dom.

Oh no you din't just sleep with my sistahs boyfriends cousins aunts sons babys daughter-in-law!

Shaniqua, hold my bling. It's on now.

you're creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

*shifty eyes*

*flees*

Do what you please as long as you keep a 10 metre distance between us at all times.
That makes the eating of your cookies rather difficult, does it not?

you're creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

*shifty eyes*

*flees*

that's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me:fluffle:

That makes the eating of your cookies rather difficult, does it not?

I shall fling the cookie crumbs at you.

that's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me:fluffle:

Thank ye. I would fluffle you back if I wasn't so against its usage. You still get a complimentary smile of appreciation. :D

I shall fling the cookie crumbs at you.
:eek: You should get that checked out.

Thank ye. I would fluffle you back if I wasn't so against its usage. You still get a complimentary smile of appreciation. :D
Il Ruffino has gotten to you hasn't he. HASN"T HE!

*bows* Thank ye very much. I shall be here for another...*looks at clock* 26 minutes before I return to hell
When you return to hell, would ya turn the heat down a little?

Thank you in advance!! :D

Oh no you din't just sleep with my sistahs boyfriends cousins aunts sons babys daughter-in-law!

Shaniqua, hold my bling. It's on now.

Hol' on, I gots ta pray befo I kiiick yo lil skank ass!

In tha name fatha, the son, the holy spirit, and yo mommmma!

*attacks*

:eek: You should get that checked out.


Il Ruffino has gotten to you hasn't he. HASN"T HE!

meh

No, I've used fluffles 4 times in my entire career on NS, I think...I was never too fond of them

When you return to hell, would ya turn the heat down a little?

Thank you in advance!! :D

Sorry, can't do. Lucifer has been a bit of a bitch lately about the temperature down here. Something about the tortured souls not melting fast enough. I never bothered asking.

You know nothing of hippie-dom.
Momma aint raise no foo.
Il Ruffino has gotten to you hasn't he. HASN"T HE!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! erm... IL RUFFINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

thanks:fluffle:I don't accept fluffles from black people.
oww now I feel mean.

Have a virtual virtual fluffle