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Inspired by the thread about when you lost it... I might even make a poll ;)

I lost mine in a hotel room in an East German town.

To a guy, in his bedroom.

To a girl, in my first apartment.

The bedroom of a girl who was hosting a lame party that some friends and I attended.

I lost mine at a campsite to a 30 year old guy.

I am going to stick with my consentual loss here. ;)

In my and my husbands living room floor in our first apartment, on a sleeping bag (we didn't have any furniture).

Interesting note, I still have the sleeping bag, it's in the top of my closet.

In his refinished basement.

On the other side of a black hole.
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I am going to stick with my consentual loss here. ;)

In my and my husbands living room floor in our first apartment, on a sleeping bag (we didn't have any furniture).

Interesting note, I still have the sleeping bag, it's in the top of my closet.

Did you wash it?

Still have mine.

In my bed.

What...?

Did you wash it?

everyone asks that.....yes.

my first child was also concieved on it, so I kept it for that too, I will pass it on to her when she graduates to freak her out. :p

Field by a pond.

everyone asks that.....yes.

my first child was also concieved on it, so I kept it for that too, I will pass it on to her when she graduates to freak her out. :p

Are you going to tell her that when you give it to her? Because that would be very very strange.
'Here, I want you to have this[daughters name]'
'What is it [appropriate term of endearment/Smunkee]?'
'It's the sleeping I lost my virginity to your father on, you were concieved here too'

With myself: computer chair
A female: my bed

Behind a church, at about 11pm.

is it strange that i can't remember which of two possible locations it was?

everyone asks that.....yes.

my first child was also concieved on it, so I kept it for that too, I will pass it on to her when she graduates to freak her out. :p

and she in turn will freak you out when she looses hers on it... and also concieves her first child on it...


hmm... a beginning of "the Smunkeeville family tradition" perhaps?

and she in turn will freak you out when she looses hers on it... and also concieves her first child on it...


hmm... a beginning of "the Smunkeeville family tradition" perhaps?

That'd be a little weird. I know I wouldn't even want to touch anything my parents have been on like that.

With myself: computer chair
A female: my bed

Oh, with myself in the shower... bless the inventor of massage shower heads :D

On the couch in the apartment of a girl I had met in a chat room 2 hours earlier.

Right there.

Oh, with myself in the shower... bless the inventor of massage shower heads :D

with myself: on my mother's couch, I didn't discover the wonders of showerheads til later.

Oh, with myself in the shower... bless the inventor of massage shower heads :D

*impresion of fire-and-brimstone preacher* Shame on you for your hedonistic shower head! You will burn in the fumes of the eternally uncleaned litter box for your unspeakable act of... what ever you want to call it! Did Jeeeesssuuusss use a massaging shower head. No he did not. If Jeeeeessssusss didn't use one, then you don't need to either. You need to now recite 1000 hail marys and five hundred Our fathers for penance.

*impresion of fire-and-brimstone preacher* Shame on you for your hedonistic shower head! You will burn in the fumes of the eternally uncleaned litter box for your unspeakable act of... what ever you want to call it! Did Jeeeesssuuusss use a massaging shower head. No he did not. If Jeeeeessssusss didn't use one, then you don't need to either. You need to now recite 1000 hail marys and five hundred Our fathers for penance.

Where would Jesus have used it, anyway? :p

Her apartment.

Oh, with myself in the shower... bless the inventor of massage shower heads :D... blast that pulsating action...

*impresion of fire-and-brimstone preacher* Shame on you for your hedonistic shower head! You will burn in the fumes of the eternally uncleaned litter box for your unspeakable act of... what ever you want to call it! Did Jeeeesssuuusss use a massaging shower head. No he did not. If Jeeeeessssusss didn't use one, then you don't need to either. You need to now recite 1000 hail marys and five hundred Our fathers for penance.
err... that's rather irrisponsible of you. first you must determine if the sin was deliberate or accidental. so Ms West... you must demonstrate the unfortunate incident with this massaging shower head for me. I'll meet you tonight, in your shower say.... 7:30ish?

:D

err... that's rather irrisponsible of you. first you must determine if the sin was deliberate or accidental. so Ms West... you must demonstrate the unfortunate incident with this massaging shower head for me. I'll meet you tonight, in your shower say.... 7:30ish?

:D

err... can you bring a friend?;)

... blast that pulsating action...

Oh, there's ever so much to be said for a pulsating blast ... :D


err... that's rather irrisponsible of you. first you must determine if the sin was deliberate or accidental. so Ms West... you must demonstrate the unfortunate incident with this massaging shower head for me. I'll meet you tonight, in your shower say.... 7:30ish?

:D

Unfortunately, I'm no longer in possesion of said showerhead. You see, it used to be my mother's....

Oh dear, I don't like that thought now...

On the couch in the apartment of a girl I had met in a chat room 2 hours earlier.

haha That's pretty awesome.

Since we're counting with ourselves(apparently) on my bedroom floor. I slipped off the bed and didn't feel like stopping.

On a beach in Portugal. I still remember the sand in places *shudders*

On a beach in Portugal. I still remember the sand in places *shudders*

...gross

err... can you bring a friend?;)... the more witness to... advocate! yes Advocate this innocent act that lead this wonderful person to sin the better...

Oh, there's ever so much to be said for a pulsating blast ... :D

Unfortunately, I'm no longer in possesion of said showerhead. You see, it used to be my mother's....

Oh dear, I don't like that thought now...... it's obvious that this showerhead is possessed by the debil! it must be cleansed... we two.. err.. three... must go to your mother's home and cleanse the shower head. then you must test it to see if it will still tempt you down the wicked path... :D

... the more witness to... advocate! yes Advocate this innocent act that lead this wonderful person to sin the better...

... it's obvious that this showerhead is possessed by the debil! it must be cleansed... we two.. err.. three... must go to your mother's home and cleanse the shower head. then you must test it to see if it will still tempt you down the wicked path... :D

I'll bring my video camera, so we can use this as proof that Jeeeeesus is....eh....cool, or something.

... the more witness to... advocate! yes Advocate this innocent act that lead this wonderful person to sin the better...

... it's obvious that this showerhead is possessed by the debil! it must be cleansed... we two.. err.. three... must go to your mother's home and cleanse the shower head. then you must test it to see if it will still tempt you down the wicked path... :D

Hehe... I can just imaginde the three of us at my mom's door :D
We could test other showerheads, though. You never know where the devil might be lurking!

Hehe... I can just imaginde the three of us at my mom's door :D
We could test other showerheads, though. You never know where the devil might be lurking!
I think there might be a devil in my bed >.> <.<

I think there might be a devil in my bed >.> <.<

I guess there's one in my vibrator, too.... should we test it?

I think there might be a devil in my bed >.> <.<

I guess there's one in my vibrator, too.... should we test it?

Yes! we must cleans and test each and every bed and vibrator in the world. are you up to the challange?

please say yes! :p

I guess there's one in my vibrator, too.... should we test it?
Test both at the same time. Two birds, one vibrator and all that.

Chruch confessional, quite private things really when no one's around. One of the best days of my life .

Yes! we must cleans and test each and every bed and vibrator in the world. are you up to the challange?

please say yes! :p

Me? Of course I am! I told you I missed out on so much, I've got so much to catch up on! When do we start? :D

On the roof of an old fort in Britanny, France, at night, under the stars, on a mattress and sleeping bags, with the rest of the church youth group sleeping a few meters away. :p

During the nightshift at a former place of work, on top of the boss's desk:eek:

With the boss's daughter who was working with me at the time.:fluffle:

El-supremo Boris

Me? Of course I am! I told you I missed out on so much, I've got so much to catch up on! When do we start? :D

Come to UCD on monday ;)

Come to UCD on monday ;)

But I've got to work then... you come to Blanchardstown :D

But I've got to work then... you come to Blanchardstown :D

Meh, I'm up there all week, I could find time to get to blanchardstown. probably. Start bringing your vibrator to work ;)

No-one will believe me, but in the bunker of hole 2, Coleford Golf Club, Gloucester.

I was 13, she was 17... ahh the memories...

No-one will believe me, but in the bunker of hole 2, Coleford Golf Club, Gloucester.

I was 13, she was 17... ahh the memories...

...:eek: LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!

'It's the sleeping I lost my virginity to your father on, you were concieved here too'

***points to stain that didn't wash out***:p

***points to stain that didn't wash out***:p

'And that could have been your big brother, but you know how excitable [Mr. Smunkee] gets'

No-one will believe me, but in the bunker of hole 2, Coleford Golf Club, Gloucester.

I was 13, she was 17... ahh the memories...

Ahhh. A hole in one. :D

But I've got to work then... you come to Blanchardstown :D

*makes note* Blanchards... Town... Got it! ;)

Ahhh. A hole in one. :D

god I hope not. one stroke and that's it?!?! she must've been pissed! :eek:

*makes note* Blanchards... Town... Got it! ;)

I'll send you pics ;)

to a guy, in his bedroom in his flat several miles from where i thought i was when i woke up in the morning. to a girl, in her bedroom in her flat just round the corner from my place apparently, although i don't remember it and i only have her word that we did have sex.

I'll send you pics ;)

Of Blanchardstown? *lol Not worth the effort. ;)

Of Blanchardstown? *lol Not worth the effort. ;)

Lol. Show the world how great our shopping centres are.

...:eek: LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!

yah, he probably gave her the best 30 seconds of her life. :)

Behind a church, at about 11pm.

ironic

Are you going to tell her that when you give it to her? Because that would be very very strange.
'Here, I want you to have this[daughters name]'
'What is it [appropriate term of endearment/Smunkee]?'
'It's the sleeping I lost my virginity to your father on, you were concieved here too'

she actually already knows what it is, she just doesn't know that I am giving it to her.

yah, he probably gave her the best 30 seconds of her life. :)

Story of my life hahaha. Well, not entirely. I once got off by myself in approximately 1-3 seconds. With someone else it was, shortest, a few minutes.

she actually already knows what it is, she just doesn't know that I am giving it to her.

You need to give it to her at the wedding reception durring a big speech!

i have not yet lost it im waiting until i get married

My ex's bedroom.

You need to give it to her at the wedding reception durring a big speech!

I actually considered that. I also thought it might be good to send with her when she goes to summer camp, you know she won't want to have sex with a guy on something her parents had sex on, although it might make it hard for her to get any sleep you know with the nightmares and all....:p

My ex's bedroom.

Not an uncommon place...




No, not your ex's bedroom, but an ex's bedroom :p

I actually considered that. I also thought it might be good to send with her when she goes to summer camp, you know she won't want to have sex with a guy on something her parents had sex on, although it might make it hard for her to get any sleep you know with the nightmares and all....:p

Or she might figure you wouldn't notice any stains on an already used sleeping bag.

Inspired by the thread about when you lost it... I might even make a poll ;)

I lost mine in a hotel room in an East German town.

my GF's bedroom one sunny afternoon :)

Living room floor!

... With my dad in the next room over, at two am.

In my room and on my bed. Nothing really interesting, sorry.

Unless you count that my housemates were nextdoor in the living room watching TV at the time.

yah, he probably gave her the best 30 seconds of her life. :)


Oi i'm getting some slander here... :)

Actually yeah, it was pretty useless in hindsight. She was my mates sister, who was pretty 'chubby' dunno who was doing who a favour really. Oh well, like the bugger I was back then I blurted the information all over school the second I got back.

Was the legend of the school until some one found a pack of cigarettes and became the year's first 'smoker'

GFs bed, nowhere exciting. I can't actually remember now whether or not her family was home at the time.

Girlfriends bed on her 16th birthday while her parents were downstairs... We had sex three times and exchanged oral sex before the day was through. Best part of it was that despite both of us being virgins we both knew what the fuck we were doing. :)

In the bedroom of the house of my girlfriend's stepdad who had just moved in with her mom.

She "borrowed" her mom's keys to the house, we both snuck out at night and met there. She had prepared the whole place really romantically, candles set up everywhere, and we spend almost the whole night there.

I still cherish that night and the truely loving experience with my first girlfriend.

Ah, good times... http://www.alleba.com/mb/images/smiles/dreaming.gif

Are you going to tell her that when you give it to her? Because that would be very very strange.
'Here, I want you to have this[daughters name]'
'What is it [appropriate term of endearment/Smunkee]?'
'It's the sleeping I lost my virginity to your father on, you were concieved here too'

That guarantees that she wont follow in your footsteps and conceive any of your grandchildren in that sleeping bag, She will be so grossed out by the thought of her old icky parents swapping bodily fluids in the sleping bag that she will never sleep in it again much less have sex in it. Probably safest to hand it to her inside of a plastic sack or she may just shove the the sleeping bag away from herself when you tell her it's history.:D

In the courtyard of these (unoccupied?) buildings at around 3PM.

On a golf course, to a gothic, at dawn.

In the upstairs bathroom at my boyfriends house...

... cos it was the only door that locked. In hindsight, no one was gonna come looking for us, but we were paranoid.

His parents and grandmother were downstairs watching TV.

You just have to keep reminding me that I'm a virgin, don't you?

In my bed to my ex-girlfriend.

No-one will believe me, but in the bunker of hole 2, Coleford Golf Club, Gloucester.

I was 13, she was 17... ahh the memories...

Hey you too, eh? Yeah, mine was a golf course too. Hole 17, Moore park Golf club, Sydney.

Inside your mom.:D

Inside Ladamesansmerci's closet. Not with Lad, but rather my hand.

Today seems to have brought a deluge of depressing topics...

Price of being overweight and nerdy, I suppose. :p

Today seems to have brought a deluge of depressing topics...

Price of being overweight and nerdy, I suppose. :p

You're overweight?! Gross! *shudders* Please tell me you haven't had sex, or when you did you weren't fat, or that you plan to lose weight before you do.

You're overweight?! Gross! *shudders* Please tell me you haven't had sex, or when you did you weren't fat, or that you plan to lose weight before you do.
You're not hel-ping... :rolleyes:

You're overweight?! Gross! *shudders* Please tell me you haven't had sex, or when you did you weren't fat, or that you plan to lose weight before you do.I'll take unnecessary and absurd comments for $200, Alex.

You're overweight?! Gross! *shudders* Please tell me you haven't had sex, or when you did you weren't fat, or that you plan to lose weight before you do.

If I didn't find that absurdly funny, I'd probably be pissed.

As it is, I'm too busy chuckling. :D

Edit: Wait.. Are you going to watch or something? Why do you care? =O

If I didn't find that absurdly funny, I'd probably be pissed.

As it is, I'm too busy chuckling. :D

Edit: Wait.. Are you going to watch or something? Why do you care? =O
I'm always watching
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I'm always watching
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0.0

*Note to self: Close blinds*

I'll take unnecessary and absurd comments for $200, Alex.
Bad news proceeded by good news, my favourite order. There is a $200 bill for my post, and yet some gender-ambiguous idividual named Alex will foot it for me. I love Monopoly. And life.

*Note to self: Close blinds*
Cleaning your closet would be a more suitable course of action.

*makes a mental note to play golf more often*

*Note to self: Close blinds*
Oh no, not through the windows. Through *my brain*. On second thoughts forget that, I'd hate for you to close those blinds.

Cleaning your closet would be a more suitable course of action.

:eek:
actualy my closet has solid steel doors :)

*makes a mental note to play golf more often*

:p
dont for get to play at night though;)

Oh no, not through the windows. Through *my brain*. On second thoughts forget that, I'd hate for you to close those blinds.

It's the bright green hair, isn't it? That's why you're watching me! It's like a beacon to the psychopathic! :P

It's the bright green hair, isn't it? That's why you're watching me! It's like a beacon to the psychopathic! :PWell, It helps.

It's the bright green hair, isn't it? That's why you're watching me! It's like a beacon to the psychopathic! :P

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Bad news proceeded by good news, my favourite order. There is a $200 bill for my post, and yet some gender-ambiguous idividual named Alex will foot it for me. I love Monopoly. And life.Ah, you're Australian, you've likely never heard of Jeopardy!.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Do I look crazy to you? You bleach before you dye if you aren't a blonde! I don't want a substance with "If this gets into your eye, flush with a lot of water and call a doctor" going down there!

What guy in his right mind WOULD?

Do I look crazy to you? You bleach before you dye if you aren't a blonde! I don't want a substance with "If this gets into your eye, flush with a lot of water and call a doctor" going down there!

What guy in his right mind WOULD?
Fabio.

Fabio.
You win the thread. *Hands Posi a taiyaki*

Now I need to clean up my desk after spitting out tea from laughing so hard.

You win the thread. *Hands Posi a taiyaki*

Now I need to clean up my desk after spitting out tea from laughing so hard.
Scoregasm

is it strange that i can't remember which of two possible locations it was?

wait! i think i remember which it was now...

*contemplates calling an old ex to check*

wait! i think i remember which it was now...

*contemplates calling an old ex to check*

you should call

you should call

yeah, it's only 1 am where she lives. she's bound to be up. this is totally a good idea.

yeah, it's only 1 am where she lives. she's bound to be up. this is totally a good idea.

lol maby you could wait but considdering its your ex you have nothing to lose:)

yeah, it's only 1 am where she lives. she's bound to be up. this is totally a good idea.If the breakup was bad, saying that the sex wasn't very memorable is a nice final jab.

Ah, you're Australian, you've likely never heard of Jeopardy!.
Correctomondo. This is something in which I verse no familiarlarity.

If the breakup was bad, saying that the sex wasn't very memorable is a nice final jab.

man, the relationship was bad.

but i don't need to get in any final jabs - we're all jabbed out and years have passed. hell, years have passed and i still have a current phone number for her, so it's not like we're on terrible terms anymore. we actually talk once a year or so.

Do I look crazy to you? You bleach before you dye if you aren't a blonde! I don't want a substance with "If this gets into your eye, flush with a lot of water and call a doctor" going down there!

What guy in his right mind WOULD?
I dont understand? Bleach before your dye?:confused:

I dont understand? Bleach before your dye?:confused:

it makes the colors work better and look brighter

I dont understand? Bleach before your dye?:confused:

if you have dark color hair you have to bleach it be for it can be dyed unledd you are making it a darker color... i think

it makes the colors work better and look brighter

If you are dying your pubes blonde...what is the difference between bleaching and dying? Isnt it the same thing? Work with me, I'm retarded and its late here.

if you have dark color hair you have to bleach it be for it can be dyed unledd you are making it a darker color... i think

Isnt dying a color light...bleaching it?

Isnt dying a color light...bleaching it?

ummm i guess it could be but i have always though that bleahing made some thing lighter

ummm i guess it could be but i have always though that bleahing made some thing lighter

Yes..but if you are dying your pubes blonde...arnt you bleaching it?

I understand that you can dye darker..but if you dye lighter, I thought that was bleaching.

Yes..but if you are dying your pubes blonde...arnt you bleaching it?

I understand that you can dye darker..but if you dye lighter, I thought that was bleaching.

thats how i think of it but say you want to dye your hair blue you have to bleach it first

Yes..but if you are dying your pubes blonde...arnt you bleaching it?

I understand that you can dye darker..but if you dye lighter, I thought that was bleaching.No. Bleaching removes color; dyeing adds color.

If you are dying your pubes blonde...what is the difference between bleaching and dying? Isnt it the same thing? Work with me, I'm retarded and its late here.

depends on the type of dye. any of the semi-permanent types are essentially just like paint that goes mainly on top of your natural hair color. the more 'permanent' dyes actually interact with the pigment in your hair. but if you have darkish hair and want to get results like on the box, you have to start lighter in the first place.

i cannot speak for the accuracy of any of this as relates to pubes though.

One of my ex girlfriends. Her bedroom.

depends on the type of dye. any of the semi-permanent types are essentially just like paint that goes mainly on top of your natural hair color. the more 'permanent' dyes actually interact with the pigment in your hair. but if you have darkish hair and want to get results like on the box, you have to start lighter in the first place.

i cannot speak for the accuracy of any of this as relates to pubes though.

No. Bleaching removes color; dyeing adds color.

thats how i think of it but say you want to dye your hair blue you have to bleach it first

Ah, ok guys thanks...I'm not really informed about hair dye, lol.

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The porn seems to bo slowing your posts.

Isnt dying a color light...bleaching it?
That's only part of it. Unless you want whatever color your hair turns when bleached, you have to add a dye (sometimes referred to as a "tint") to get the right shade. Colors like "ash blonde" and the like are added in with tints. Bleaching alone doesn't give any desirable highlights. And, you just may not want your hair to end up super-light.

Blond isn't always the default result of bleaching, either. Black hair tends to turn yellow instead (and fry right off if you go for white-blond), so either you're stuck with that, or you can dye it dark enough to hide the yellowness.

Another thing is, the mid-range usually isn't just a lighter version of the original color. Natural hair colors break down in such a way that the halfway-point can make your hair some really odd color (dark brown or black hair often becomes a hideous, uneven clowny orange/red/brown when it's half-bleached). So it's better to bleach it all the way light, and then color it back darker if you want a middle-ground color.

I used to bleach my hair all the time. Personally I just went with plain bleach, as light as I could get it, but some people are more interested in having a *different* color more than having a radically lighter one.

thats how i think of it but say you want to dye your hair blue you have to bleach it first

if you want it to turn out nice and bright, anyway

*misses his chin length blue hair*
*and the mohawk*

His house.

lol maby you could wait but considdering its your ex you have nothing to lose:)

other than a sound mocking from a girl who remembers everything and whose financial situation is much better looking than mine

other than a sound mocking from a girl who remembers everything and whose financial situation is much better looking than mine

well....

Fergi America;11724097']
Another thing is, the mid-range usually isn't just a lighter version of the original color. Natural hair colors break down in such a way that the halfway-point can make your hair some really odd color (dark brown or black hair often becomes a hideous, uneven clowny orange/red/brown when it's half-bleached). So it's better to bleach it all the way light, and then color it back darker if you want a middle-ground color.


Tell me about it. My hair bleaches orange. Whenever I redye it, I go through a phase where I look like I'm a redhead.

Tell me about it. My hair bleaches orange. Whenever I redye it, I go through a phase where I look like I'm a redhead.

bleach it again!

bleach it again!

Right now it would probably bleach out to a light blue, since I fucked up my redying this morning and got teal.

It was a warm summer evening...and a good friend of mine had broken up with his girlfriend. That friend lived in the apartment next door to us, she was also a friend of mine.

She came over after the breakup, and was visibly upset as she sat on the couch and I listened to her rants.

She then came over to the office chair that I was sitting on and told me that she felt like getting back at him, she also knew I was a virgin at the time..,.'


...suffice to say, I LOVE this office chair Im sitting on right now!!!

In my bedroom, before he had to go to choir practice.

In my bed. Can't think of a more exciting place. :p

In the spare room on the sofa/double bed, sharing a single bed sucks.

Gay: To my first boyfriend in a hotel room in Blackpool

Straight: To a girl when she took advantage of me in a drunk state in a tent in Essex.

on the floor in the room of my ex-girlfriend.. bed made too much noise and the parents were somewhere in the house :P. i was 15 i think and she 16..

Behind the couch? Nope. Under the bed? Nope. To be honest, its been so long I wouldn't even know where to began looking.:D

Behind the couch? Nope. Under the bed? Nope. To be honest, its been so long I wouldn't even know where to began looking.:D

Its right here.

Its been here for years, cowering in the corner, just shaking and softly whimpering.

I kinda wonder what you did to the poor thing....

Its right here.

Its been here for years, cowering in the corner, just shaking and softly whimpering.

I kinda wonder what you did to the poor thing....

Last I remember I put it in a box so I wouldn't lose it.:cool:

Last I remember I put it in a box so I wouldn't lose it.:cool:

Heh..Im not gonna even touch that one...

Heh..Im not gonna even touch that one...

*chuckles evily*

dorm room

friends mothers bedroom. so i have been told but dont remember much.

Last I remember I put it in a box so I wouldn't lose it.:cool:

that sounds like a good idea.

*goes to look for a suitable box*

friends mothers bedroom. so i have been told but dont remember much.

Thats slightly worrying

In the back of a locker room with a team mate in High School. :D

Me? Of course I am! I told you I missed out on so much, I've got so much to catch up on! When do we start? :D

You can start with my bed! I'll even help. :D

They told me to pick up the soap... I thought I was doing them a favor... :(













Jk! Lawlz!!!11one:D

Everytime I read the thread-title on the NSG main page this comes to my mind:

Q: Where did you lose your virginity?

A: In a beautiful girl's coochie!

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/liebe2.gif

Everytime I read the thread-title on the NSG main page this comes to my mind:

Q: Where did you lose your virginity?

A: In a beautiful girl's coochie!

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/liebe2.gif

Hehe... arguably the best place to lose it ;)

Hehe... arguably the best place to lose it ;)
At least for me :p

I tried to resist posting that for four pages (or eight? I put as many posts per page as possible) - but it just had to be said :D

A girls flat in freshers week...

...only to find out later that she was pregnant by another bloke.

She also claimed she wanted to keep it if she found someone she liked.

Within 12 hours she told me she loved me.

Needless to say discretion was the better than valour that time...

friends mothers bedroom. so i have been told but dont remember much.
Thats slightly worrying
not as worring if he doesn't know by WHO!
:eek:

A girls flat in freshers week...

...only to find out later that she was pregnant by another bloke.

She also claimed she wanted to keep it if she found someone she liked.

Within 12 hours she told me she loved me.

Needless to say discretion was the better than valour that time...

sooo... you broke the sound barrier when you ran... right :p ;)

In the back of a locker room with a team mate in High School. :DNot a co-ed team, I presume?

sooo... you broke the sound barrier when you ran... right :p ;)

Sound? My friend, I was the first human to pass the speed of light :D

Worst thing is, I regret that night so much. I don't have any other regrets in life so far, bar this one.

Not a co-ed team, I presume?

NOPE!:D No regrets. It was fun but those benches are REALLY not made for that. lol :cool:

NOPE!:D No regrets. It was fun but those benches are REALLY not made for that. lol :cool:

Unlike the benches on Liverpool docks which are suprisingly comfy...

ahem...

NOPE!:D No regrets. It was fun but those benches are REALLY not made for that. lol :cool:

My mind is malfunctioning wrapping itself around which side of the plate you are talking about.

NOPE!:D No regrets. It was fun but those benches are REALLY not made for that. lol :cool:I hear the same about scout camp cots, though I've never had the opportunity to try that out myself...:p

This sounds so bad, but:

In a hotel room, in a threesome with my best friend's boyfriend (she said it was okay-maybe because there was a lot of alcohol involved, idk) and another girlfriend. Best friend was passed out on the bathroom floor at the time, or she would have joined...probably.

My room. Boring.

My mind is malfunctioning wrapping itself around which side of the plate you are talking about.

If you had looked at my sig you wouldn't be having that problem, however since I don't want you to suffer I'll give you a hint.
It was the girl's locker room. :D

In the back seat of a large car, in a vacant lot, just outside of town.

Ahh..romantic, eh?

If you had looked at my sig you wouldn't be having that problem, however since I don't want you to suffer I'll give you a hint.
It was the girl's locker room. :DWhat sport were you playing before... then...? :p

If you had looked at my sig you wouldn't be having that problem, however since I don't want you to suffer I'll give you a hint.
It was the girl's locker room. :D

Actually, it was your sig that threw me off. Thinking of it now, it makes more sense.

I guess I'm just slow today! :p

A girls flat in freshers week...

...only to find out later that she was pregnant by another bloke.

She also claimed she wanted to keep it if she found someone she liked.

Within 12 hours she told me she loved me.

Needless to say discretion was the better than valour that time...

Eek. Time to make like Snagglepuss
http://www.alohadude.net/content/snagglepuss.jpg
Exit, stage left already...

Her bedroom.

Heh, I got chewed out by her mom that week for waking her up with the noise. Not a word about banging her daughter not 15 feet from her, just "you woke me up. :mad: " Coolest parent ever.

What sport were you playing before... then...? :p

Softball, why?

Softball, why?Just curious.

I didn't.

*cries*

Inspired by the thread about when you lost it... I might even make a poll ;-)

I lost mine in a hotel room in an East German town.
The internet.:p
On the other side of a black hole.
>.>
<.<
Parallel universe, eh?
On the roof of an old fort in Britanny, France, at night, under the stars, on a mattress and sleeping bags, with the rest of the church youth group sleeping a few meters away. :p
Haha!
Ahhh. A hole in one. :D

god I hope not. one stroke and that's it?!?! she must've been pissed! :eek:
*makes a note to stroke over par set by other guy*:p
yah, he probably gave her the best 30 seconds of her life. :)
Nah, just the best 30 she'll ever have on a golf course.:p
Story of my life hahaha. Well, not entirely. I once got off by myself in approximately 1-3 seconds. With someone else it was, shortest, a few minutes.
Hehe...I've managed that with no hands....:eek:
You just have to keep reminding me that I'm a virgin, don't you?
Does it matter that much?
In my bed. Can't think of a more exciting place. :p
Neither can I.;)

About 10 feet into a woods behind my elementry school (don't worry, nobody was around for at least a half a mile)

About 10 feet into a woods behind my elementry school (don't worry, nobody was around for at least a half a mile)

Eh...is that really as it sounds? <.<

Lost it in on the 36th floor of an upper East Side apartment building, so,

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie,

is more or less how I felt.

wait! i think i remember which it was now...

*contemplates calling an old ex to check*
you should call

i am reliably informed that i was in fact correct - at her parents' vacation house, up in the wisconsin northwoods

I have not lost my virginity yet, and I have no intention of doing so.
I mean no insult to those who have done so, so please dont be mad at me.

I have not lost my virginity yet, and I have no intention of doing so.

what, ever?

I didn't.

*cries**offers hankercheif*
there, there, it's not as bad as all that.


About 10 feet into a woods behind my elementry school (don't worry, nobody was around for at least a half a mile)Eh...is that really as it sounds? <.<:eek: My thoughts exactly....

On top of a hill, surrounded by trees.

*offers hankercheif*
there, there, it's not as bad as all that.


:eek: My thoughts exactly....

Yeah...I'm not sure I wanna know...

In my then girlfriend's bedroom.

Hotel room in Chennai, India. Not with a prostitute, just for the sake of clarity.

It was exactly this time of year, maybe even this date , in 1974. We had been to the county fair and had all but had sex in one of the hundred empty RVs they had on display there. At midnight the fair closed and we walked the few miles back to our neighborhood and came to my house where it happened.
In my bedroom on my bed to the dulcet tones of Live Cream VolII repeating on an 8 track stereo while my mother slept(I hope!!!:eek: ) 10 feet away seperated by a wall.

On the beach.
In the daylight.
And yes we did get caught!

I lost it in my then boyfriend's waterbed, in his bedroom.

In a friend's appartment borrowed by the hour. I remember he asked us to be careful with the furniture.

I have not lost my virginity yet, and I have no intention of doing so.
I mean no insult to those who have done so, so please dont be mad at me.

but you might explode

I'll get back to you on this one...

It was exactly this time of year, maybe even this date , in 1974. We had been to the county fair and had all but had sex in one of the hundred empty RVs they had on display there. At midnight the fair closed and we walked the few miles back to our neighborhood and came to my house where it happened.
In my bedroom on my bed to the dulcet tones of Live Cream VolII repeating on an 8 track stereo while my mother slept(I hope!!!:eek: ) 10 feet away seperated by a wall.

Hehe...8 tracks...

Have we established exactly what virginity entails? is this just vaginal...or anyway...yeah...ok

I lost my virginity on my dick. The rest of me is still a virgin. Why, did you lose yours somewhere else? :confused:

LOL
I feel kinda embarrassed after reading everyone else's.

In the back of a skating rink (indoor), there was this little niche, and they always did the lights out, strobe/laser light thing late at night, so you couldn't see, and it wasn't like it took me long anyways.

Haven't yet but I hope too soon the weekend after my 18th birthday after a uni open day in Northampton.........damn.:( :p