The dead have returned to life and are keeping in touch by phone.
Drunk commies deleted
23-09-2006, 20:17
Look what I found on Google when searching for Carl Sandburg Chicago. He died in 1967, but he's back now and has two phone lines!
Phonebook results for Carl Sandburg Chicago
Carl V Sandburg (312) 440-3840 1355 N Sandburg Ter, Chicago, IL 60610 Map
Carl V Sandburg (312) 787-8189 1355 N Sandburg Ter, Chicago, IL 60610
Wilgrove
23-09-2006, 20:35
That's nothing, I've heard stories where dead people have called their love ones over phones that's been unplugged and not working!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-09-2006, 20:41
That's nothing, I've heard stories where dead people have called their love ones over phones that's been unplugged and not working!
Oh yeah, well I've heard stories where my living relatives got phones and then called me at 4 AM to ask stupid questions!
:eek:
Indeed, little blue smiley, indeed.
Drunk commies deleted
23-09-2006, 20:44
Oh yeah, well I've heard stories where my living relatives got phones and then called me at 4 AM to ask stupid questions!
:eek:
Indeed, little blue smiley, indeed.
http://i9.tinypic.com/4dntzx2.jpg
Wilgrove
23-09-2006, 20:50
Oh yeah, well I've heard stories where my living relatives got phones and then called me at 4 AM to ask stupid questions!
:eek:
Indeed, little blue smiley, indeed.
*psh* that's nothing, I got relatives who call at 4am asking if I can buy some Viagria, KY Jelly and a stuff animal!
Free Soviets
23-09-2006, 20:51
Look what I found on Google when searching for Carl Sandburg Chicago. He died in 1967, but he's back now and has two phone lines!
and he lives on a street named after himself - how utterly pretentious
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-09-2006, 20:53
and he lives on a street named after himself - how utterly pretentious
When you're a member of the walking dead, you get to do that sort of thing, and if anyone tries to make a stink about it, you just bite off their faces.
Kryozerkia
23-09-2006, 22:32
The whole lot of you are bored and thus, delusional. Do something better with your pathetic existence.
Bodies Without Organs
24-09-2006, 00:34
That's nothing, I've heard stories where dead people have called their love ones over phones that's been unplugged and not working!
You do know that the common or garden telephone as we know it today was just a by-product of Alexander Graham Bell's attempt to create a device to communicate with the dead? I kid you not.
Liberated New Ireland
24-09-2006, 00:45
http://i9.tinypic.com/4dntzx2.jpg
:eek:
Big Trouble In LIttle China fucking rules!
Wilgrove
24-09-2006, 02:21
You do know that the common or garden telephone as we know it today was just a by-product of Alexander Graham Bell's attempt to create a device to communicate with the dead? I kid you not.
Really? I know Thomas Edison invented a machine that he tried to use to contact the dead with.
Really? I know Thomas Edison invented a machine that he tried to use to contact the dead with.
That's just a story Bell fabricated to frighten the smokin bejeezus out of Watson. "Watson, come here I need you" was not just the first telephonic message, itwas also the first prank call.:D :D
OOPS I quoted the wrong person. Sorry Wilgrove!
Celtlund
24-09-2006, 03:27
Well, the founder of the Christian Science Church, Mary Baker Eddy, was buried in Cambridge, Massachusetts with a telephone in her casket. She said she would call back from the dead. No one ever got a call and they disconnected the telephone several years ago.
Although that might be just an "Urban Legend" the Mount Aubern Cemetaty where she is buried is not in Boston, but in Cambridge.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/phone.htm
Bodies Without Organs
24-09-2006, 03:40
Really? I know Thomas Edison invented a machine that he tried to use to contact the dead with.
I believe it to be true - Marconi is another one who also dabbled in the appliance of technology to Spiritualism.
Willamena
24-09-2006, 03:46
Damn! That's good to know.
*sits by the phone waiting for that special phone call*
Iztatepopotla
24-09-2006, 06:00
That's nothing, I've heard stories where dead people have called their love ones over phones that's been unplugged and not working!
And yet, it still shows up in the bill
"what do you mean $130 for talking to the diseased?"
Wilgrove
24-09-2006, 06:24
And yet, it still shows up in the bill
"what do you mean $130 for talking to the diseased?"
What do you mean $200 from a collect call in Hell?!
Andaluciae
24-09-2006, 06:29
The dead have returned to life and are keeping in touch by BEER!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-09-2006, 06:30
And yet, it still shows up in the bill
"what do you mean $130 for talking to the diseased?"
Goddamn lepers, always calling collect.
Goddamn lepers, always calling collect.
And you always have to pay cause their arm falls off when they reach for their wallet.
Nouvembre
24-09-2006, 06:43
The whole lot of you are bored and thus, delusional. Do something better with your pathetic existence.
No.
Iztatepopotla
24-09-2006, 06:45
Goddamn lepers, always calling collect.
:D
Well, something had to kill them, right?
Imperial isa
24-09-2006, 07:00
now i dont like phone now
i dont like paying for sameone phone call to me they should pay it if they calling me just because they in hell they should not get away with it
DAM dead should just stay dead
Farnhamia
24-09-2006, 08:11
I'm sure Homeland Security has all the calls logged, don't worry.