NationStates Jolt Archive


Armageddon. Apocalypse. The big finale.

Ostroeuropa
23-09-2006, 18:16
Whats your opinion on how it will happen.
And whats your favourite. (Two neednt be the same)

My opinion on how it will happen.
The sun will explode, or earth will become uninhabitable.
After the peak of civilisation collapse is inevitable, in my opinion when the icecaps melt, the few places left above water will have so few people in them that we will revert to primal instinct.
Then it all begins again.

My favourite way.
Cthulu. Sounds fun.
Call to power
23-09-2006, 18:19
big freeze its going to get soooo cold in space the plus side is no more radiation….

Or are first contact is with a sexy alien race who mate with us to death!
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 18:21
You-are-an-en-e-my-of-the-Da-leks!! You-must-be-de-stroyed!!! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!

That's how it will end.
Call to power
23-09-2006, 18:23
That's how it will end.

unless we send them back through the gate!
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 18:26
NOT IF THE CYBERMEN GET US FIRST. p_q
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 18:28
It's possible that some insane clown will get his hands on nanotechnology and use it to create DNA altering nanites that will rewrite the genetic codes of all human beings on earth and turn them all into mud-loving groin-kicking mischief-making wackos and chaos will consume the planet.

Just a theory. *heads back into the lab*
Mikesburg
23-09-2006, 18:29
Ben and Jerry's will attempt to make an ice cream flavour that absolutely 'explodes' with flavour. Little will the world know, that the ice cream engineers will mess up their calibration and start a flavour reaction that will engulf the world in butterscotch, or possibly heavenly hash.
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 18:30
THE CYBERMEN DO NOT LIKE CLOWNS. WE WILL MAKE THEM LIKE US. p_q
Super-power
23-09-2006, 18:31
Check out www.exitmundi.nl for some really fun apocalypse scenarios. Inevitably: sun explodes. Sooner: nuclear war
Allied teams
23-09-2006, 18:32
some how i think its gonna be a global war:mp5: .
either that or were all gonna be killed by a runaway semi driven by the incredible hulk
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 18:33
THE CYBERMEN DO NOT LIKE CLOWNS. WE WILL MAKE THEM LIKE US. p_q

Cybermen vs. Clowns? Short fight. :cool:
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 18:39
Cybermen vs. Clowns? Short fight. :cool:

CLOWNS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE CYBERMEN. p_q
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
23-09-2006, 18:40
Not only will the apocalypse arrive soon, but I can more or less tell you when and how it's going to happen...so long as I can stay on schedule that is. And assuming nothing else happens first
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 18:59
CLOWNS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE CYBERMEN. p_q

Cybermen cannot handle the chaotic power of clowns.
Drunk commies deleted
23-09-2006, 19:03
It will end in a massive avalanche of Robert Frost poems.

Some say the world will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Oh no! It's already starting!
Bumboat
23-09-2006, 19:06
Cybermen cannot handle the chaotic power of clowns.

Or gold dust in their vents. ;-)
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 19:06
Cybermen cannot handle the chaotic power of clowns.

CLOWNS ARE ILLOGICAL AND HAVE RUBBISH TECH. THEY WILL BE DELETED. p_q
Bumboat
23-09-2006, 19:07
Whats your opinion on how it will happen.
And whats your favourite. (Two neednt be the same)

My opinion on how it will happen.
The sun will explode, or earth will become uninhabitable.
After the peak of civilisation collapse is inevitable, in my opinion when the icecaps melt, the few places left above water will have so few people in them that we will revert to primal instinct.
Then it all begins again.

My favourite way.
Cthulu. Sounds fun.

Before the sun explodes we'll have moved off the planet. The Earth may go boom but the human species will survive and spread throughout the galaxy.
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 19:11
Or gold dust in their vents. ;-)

SHUT UP. THAT HAPPENED JUST A COUPLE OF TIMES. p_q
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 19:22
CLOWNS ARE ILLOGICAL AND HAVE RUBBISH TECH. THEY WILL BE DELETED. p_q

You will be toppled with pies and selzer bottles and clown chaos will short out your logic circuits. You dare not convert us, for you will only make cyberclowns and then we will be unstoppable. :)
Keruvalia
23-09-2006, 19:22
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Hydesland
23-09-2006, 19:25
The Mods will get power hungry and corrupt. They will start DEAT people they don't like, cities they don't like. Maybe even whole countries.

There will be a massive rebellion against the mods, which will result a mass deletion and perma ban of the whole human race.

Then the mods will dispute about who gets which country to live in and delete themselves out of existance.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 19:26
There's only one fair way to settle this:

Googlefight.

Cybermen vs. Clowns:

Cybermen: 541,000 results.

Clowns: 18,000,000 results.


Clowns win! :D
Kyronea
23-09-2006, 19:29
Or are first contact is with a sexy alien race who mate with us to death!

I'll drink to that!
Redorian Peoples
23-09-2006, 19:30
on a serious note I think the world will end when the anti-christ comes to earth and when the last judgement commences. Of course the anti-christ willl be incarnated in the form of a cyber-clown and the last judgement is when God throws a pie in his face.
Kyronea
23-09-2006, 19:36
on a serious note I think the world will end when the anti-christ comes to earth and when the last judgement commences. Of course the anti-christ willl be incarnated in the form of a cyber-clown and the last judgement is when God throws a pie in his face.

No, the world will end when people realize that I have a computer that can play Oblivion on all settings Ultra High that doesn't even PAUSE PLAY FOR AN INSTANT when a virus scan starts up.

...ah CRAP!
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 19:38
There's only one fair way to settle this:

Googlefight.

Cybermen vs. Clowns:

Cybermen: 541,000 results.

Clowns: 18,000,000 results.


Clowns win! :D

THAT'S NOT FAIR. GOOGLEFIGHT IS ILLOGICAL. IT WILL BE DELETED. p_q
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 19:45
THAT'S NOT FAIR. GOOGLEFIGHT IS ILLOGICAL. IT WILL BE DELETED. p_q

You cannot deny the logic of googlefight.
Neo-Mechanus
23-09-2006, 19:48
You cannot deny the logic of googlefight.

YEAH, WELL GOOGLEFIGHT SMELLS LIKE CYBERMAT POO. p_q
Call to power
23-09-2006, 19:52
No, the world will end when people realize that I have a computer that can play Oblivion on all settings Ultra High that doesn't even PAUSE PLAY FOR AN INSTANT when a virus scan starts up.

...ah CRAP!

:eek: can you also run AOL with no problems at all ?!