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I don't know if I believe this alibi.

Drunk commies deleted
23-09-2006, 15:50
Some broad tried to cash two counterfeit $850 checks. When she got busted she claimed that they were sent to her in exchange for a webcam sex show. From the looks of her I don't buy it. You would have to pay me $1,700 to watch her put on a sex show.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=39526
Laerod
23-09-2006, 15:54
Some broad tried to cash two counterfeit $850 checks. When she got busted she claimed that they were sent to her in exchange for a webcam sex show. From the looks of her I don't buy it. You would have to pay me $1,700 to watch her put on a sex show.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=39526

For a moment there, I read "bill" instead of "check" and thought "How can someone be so stupid?" Then I clicked on the link of the Elmo story below...
Kryozerkia
23-09-2006, 16:05
It seems a little plausible... in a farfetched situation.
Demented Hamsters
23-09-2006, 16:47
Some broad tried to cash two counterfeit $850 checks. When she got busted she claimed that they were sent to her in exchange for a webcam sex show. From the looks of her I don't buy it. You would have to pay me $1,700 to watch her put on a sex show.
Hell, I'd pay her $1700 not to put on a sex show for me.
The horror...the horror.
Heikoku
23-09-2006, 16:49
Ew.

Just ew.
JuNii
23-09-2006, 17:35
Some broad tried to cash two counterfeit $850 checks. When she got busted she claimed that they were sent to her in exchange for a webcam sex show. From the looks of her I don't buy it. You would have to pay me $1,700 to watch her put on a sex show.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=39526

well... let's just say that sexual tastes can and do run into the... fringe...

Hall reportedly told police that she met someone online from Nigeria and agreed to perform a sex act on her web cam in return for money. and she be dumb too. I wonder if that person is the same Nigerian Buisness man who needs people's bank accounts to transfer money... :rolleyes:
Drunk commies deleted
23-09-2006, 17:37
well... let's just say that sexual tastes can and do run into the... fringe...

and she be dumb too. I wonder if that person is the same Nigerian Buisness man who needs people's bank accounts to transfer money... :rolleyes:

Now we know what all that 419 scam money gets spent on.
Vetalia
23-09-2006, 17:37
I thought that was a guy at first glance...
The Nazz
23-09-2006, 17:43
Now we know what all that 419 scam money gets spent on.

Or doesn't get spent on. They were counterfeit checks, after all.
JuNii
23-09-2006, 17:43
I thought that was a guy at first glance...
:eek:


that wasn't?!?!?
The Nazz
23-09-2006, 17:48
:eek:


that wasn't?!?!?Guy. Girl. Whatever--it was ate up with the ugly.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-09-2006, 17:49
I thought that was a guy at first glance...
A very fat and sexually repulsive guy with a severe mental disorder, at that.
Vetalia
23-09-2006, 17:52
A very fat and sexually repulsive guy with a severe mental disorder, at that.

Kind of like Jabba...
The Nazz
23-09-2006, 17:55
Kind of like Jabba...

You've got to give Jabba this much--he put Leia in a metal bikini, and that ain't half bad.
Vetalia
23-09-2006, 17:57
You've got to give Jabba this much--he put Leia in a metal bikini, and that ain't half bad.

Yeah, that's true. This "person" definitely can't claim that...
Strummervile
23-09-2006, 18:00
Some broad tried to cash two counterfeit $850 checks. When she got busted she claimed that they were sent to her in exchange for a webcam sex show. From the looks of her I don't buy it. You would have to pay me $1,700 to watch her put on a sex show.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=39526

Hang her.
Strummervile
23-09-2006, 18:01
I thought that was a guy at first glance...

really because i thought it was a wooly mammoth
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-09-2006, 18:17
Kind of like Jabba...
You know, I think that some green skin and a layer of slime would suit her. It might move her to the far side of the Uncanny Valley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley).
Nouvembre
24-09-2006, 06:07
Did anyone besides me notice at the bottom of the picture, one of her chins seems to be spilling out of the photo?
Demented Hamsters
24-09-2006, 06:11
Did anyone besides me notice at the bottom of the picture, one of her chins seems to be spilling out of the photo?
I didn't look long enough to notice, tbh. I started retching at first sight of her.
Kanabia
24-09-2006, 06:14
Oh please, he may be unattractive, but I wouldn't go so far as dry retching.

....*is whispered to*

Oh.

*vomits*
Posi
24-09-2006, 06:16
Am I the only one who can't get the link to work?
Wilgrove
24-09-2006, 06:27
Did anyone besides me notice at the bottom of the picture, one of her chins seems to be spilling out of the photo?

OMG It is! :eek:

She's so big and ugly, not even a picture on a website can contain her!

*flees*
Posi
24-09-2006, 06:36
Am I the only one who can't get the link to work?
*page finally loads* Aaaaaahhhh haha haha!
Hamilay
24-09-2006, 06:37
*page finally loads* Aaaaaahhhh haha haha!
Is that laughter or screaming?
Pyotr
24-09-2006, 06:38
Oh dear god!

Its a horrorshow!
Wilgrove
24-09-2006, 06:38
Is that laughter or screaming?

Maybe both, sometimes people can see something so terrible, so disgusting that they actually laugh at it.
Posi
24-09-2006, 06:38
Is that laughter or screaming?

Laughter.
Big Jim P
24-09-2006, 09:33
That pic sucessfully killed my libido for at least a week.
Demented Hamsters
24-09-2006, 11:48
That pic sucessfully killed my libido for at least a week.
Yep. If I ever decide to become a monk, I'm going to stick her face over all my pron pics.
Keruvalia
24-09-2006, 13:33
http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool/images/06914101331_hall.jpg

So ... beautiful ... should have sent .... a poet ... *tear*
Utracia
24-09-2006, 14:39
She could certainly be lying but it would certainly be one crazy lie to use. Sick as well.
Londim
24-09-2006, 15:03
Eww thats isn't even a face for radio let alone the internet. I bet the arresting officer just burst out laughing when she said that. That or retched.....a lot.