President Bush Great or The Greatest President
Zamnitia
23-09-2006, 06:15
As a tribute to the Great Stephen Colbert, I ask the question that has baffled the political minds of the handful of congressmen and women that it has been passed onto.
President Bush Great President or The Greatest President?
How about most grating President? :p
US Marine
23-09-2006, 06:23
As a tribute to the Great Stephen Colbert, I ask the question that has baffled the political minds of the handful of congressmen and women that it has been passed onto.
President Bush Great President or The Greatest President?
Neither, he's an ass, a giant ass.
The Nazz
23-09-2006, 06:24
I love that bit. :D
Zamnitia
23-09-2006, 06:30
lol its a good one.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 07:02
I'd have to say great. Why? Because by the measuring stick I am using, he is a very close second to the Greatest President Ever: William Henry Harrison.*
*As measured by those who accomplished the least in their term of office.
Pablicosta
23-09-2006, 07:13
Oh he's the greaterest :/
I don't have the energy for loads of 'Bush Bashing', so just insert a generic yet whitty comment here: " "
Lunatic Goofballs
23-09-2006, 07:23
Oh he's the greaterest :/
I don't have the energy for loads of 'Bush Bashing', so just insert a generic yet whitty comment here: " a generic yet whitty comment "
Done. :)
Boonytopia
23-09-2006, 08:21
If great = wanker, then he's certainly the greatest.
BackwoodsSquatches
23-09-2006, 08:23
Lets watch a magic trick everyone!
Im gonna pack this stadium of sarcasm into the next sentence:
"I love George so much, I wanna do him!"
TA-DA!
JiangGuo
23-09-2006, 08:59
I know plenty of women who would want to rock his world.
*Highlight below for punch line*
Using a large caliber firearm.
The Lone Alliance
23-09-2006, 09:04
I know plenty of women who would want to rock his world.
*Highlight below for punch line*
Using a large caliber firearm.
Off to Gutamamo Bay with ya!!!
Ah, the adaptation to Iraq--great war or the greatest war? :rolleyes:
You know people go on the Report and think that he is being serious. All you have to do is watch the show occassionally and see the sarcasm dripping from every joke praising Bush.
Off to Gutamamo Bay with ya!!!
Gutamama sounds like a rough place.
Mythotic Kelkia
23-09-2006, 12:22
Ah, the adaptation to Iraq--great war or the greatest war? :rolleyes:
You know people go on the Report and think that he is being serious. All you have to do is watch the show occassionally and see the sarcasm dripping from every joke praising Bush.
...people...take...Colbert...SERIOUSLY??! :eek: Here I was thinking the Colbert Report is proof that United Statesians had finally got the hang of irony...
Jeruselem
23-09-2006, 12:23
Indeed he's the greatest! He's so popular on this planet, people want to blow him him because he's so popular.
...people...take...Colbert...SERIOUSLY??! :eek: Here I was thinking the Colbert Report is proof that United Statesians had finally got the hang of irony...
Americans have been known to exhibit a crude version of what we know as "sarcasm". David Attenborough demonstrated this in a lab test where he put an american and a chimp in a windowless cell. After playing "material girl" by Madonna repeatedly from a speaker in the cell's walls, David yelled "That was a good song...NOOOOT!". The American expressed euphoria while the Chimp exhibited heightened agression. Critics have pointed out that the euphoria may have been a result of the chimp's flinging excrements at David.
The riddle of American sarcasm is one that baffles scientists to this day.
New Domici
23-09-2006, 14:38
Neither, he's an ass, a giant ass.
Couldn't he be a great ass? (remember, great simply used to mean really really big.)
New Domici
23-09-2006, 14:41
...people...take...Colbert...SERIOUSLY??! :eek: Here I was thinking the Colbert Report is proof that United Statesians had finally got the hang of irony...
Well, I think we're catching on slowly.
Remember the White House correspondents dinner thing?
Apparently someone read a transcript of his show and figured that he'd be a good guy to have on stage at a partisan event. Then when they heard him they realized, "hey! This stuff that he says in praise of the president and the republican party every day of the week sounds like it might not be entierly sincere." And none of them laughed. It shows that at least they understand being the butt of a joke.
New Domici
23-09-2006, 14:43
Gutamama sounds like a rough place.
Gutamama is soooooo unAmerican it lets unemployed illegal immigrants hang out in the tropics on a Communist island on the US payroll. :D
New Domici
23-09-2006, 14:44
If great = wanker, then he's certainly the greatest.
You mean "is he the wank, the wanker, or the wankest?"
...people...take...Colbert...SERIOUSLY??! :eek: Here I was thinking the Colbert Report is proof that United Statesians had finally got the hang of irony...
I assume you didn't see his interview with MSNBC correspondent Monica Crowley, in which she suggested that Bush was the greatest president ever...
Not to mention this little gem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcofsmFXCYE). :D
...people...take...Colbert...SERIOUSLY??! :eek: Here I was thinking the Colbert Report is proof that United Statesians had finally got the hang of irony...
I've seen guests on his show and some people I happen to meet who say what a great conservative Colbert is. :rolleyes:
Yootopia
24-09-2006, 00:51
I want to run up to him and hug him!
With a landmine strapped onto my chest...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-09-2006, 01:04
...people...take...Colbert...SERIOUSLY??! :eek: Here I was thinking the Colbert Report is proof that United Statesians had finally got the hang of irony...
Most of the people who he interviews have never actually seen an episode of the Report, that is probably the only reason that they agree to appear, and that is what makes the Colbert Report so great.
And you've obviously never watched an American dark comedy or read one of the "great" Southern writers if you're view of American irony is so shallow and uninformed.