NationStates Jolt Archive


Snakes on a.. train?

IL Ruffino
23-09-2006, 02:15
So today I went to blockbuster to get a movie or two for the weekend..

Well as I was looking through the isles, I noticed one movie..

Snakes on a Train (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843873/)..

Why God? Why?
Minaris
23-09-2006, 02:18
"I'm tired of these mother[scratch] snakes on this mother[scratch] train!
Neo Kervoskia
23-09-2006, 02:20
"I'm tired of these mother[scratch] snakes on this mother[scratch] train!

Them motherfuckers is krazie.
Utracia
23-09-2006, 02:20
Hollywood making shit movies isn't really a surprise. All we can do is avoid seeing them and try to hold our noses when we pass by the theater showing it.
Montacanos
23-09-2006, 03:31
Im almost positive they are licensed by blockbuster. I was there daily when my brother worked there and they've always got some movie thats a ripoff of a movie in theaters. I've never seen them elsewhere...and sometimes they dont even change the name.
Sevilles
23-09-2006, 03:36
Them motherfuckers is krazie.


lmfao.... LMFAO
Not bad
23-09-2006, 03:53
Hollywood making shit movies isn't really a surprise. All we can do is avoid seeing them and try to hold our noses when we pass by the theater showing it.

Yeah! Damn Hollywood to hell for their movies! From this day forward I well ONLY warch fillums made in.......

um........

uhhh...


Whers that place that only produces wonderful movies again?


Doesnt matter! Screw Hollywood!
Piratnea
23-09-2006, 04:42
It's been a trend for people to make knock off films of "blockbusters". War of the worlds, Snakes on a train, and there was some nock off of that King Arthur movie.
Tech-gnosis
23-09-2006, 04:49
I liked the music video Snake on a plane
Wilgrove
23-09-2006, 04:59
Yeah! Damn Hollywood to hell for their movies! From this day forward I well ONLY warch fillums made in.......

um........

uhhh...


Whers that place that only produces wonderful movies again?


Doesnt matter! Screw Hollywood!

Bollywood?
The Lone Alliance
23-09-2006, 05:26
Oh my freaking... That's just so pathetic it's funny.
Hiemria
23-09-2006, 05:48
This company does nothing but slapjob movie ripoffs.
Daistallia 2104
23-09-2006, 05:58
Yeah! Damn Hollywood to hell for their movies! From this day forward I well ONLY warch fillums made in.......

um........

uhhh...


Whers that place that only produces wonderful movies again?


Doesnt matter! Screw Hollywood!

Bollywood?

I guess Bollywood makes only wonderful movies if you find formulaic, melodramatic masala musicals to be wonderful. ;)
Kanabia
23-09-2006, 06:51
A powerful Mayan curse causes snakes to hatch in the stomach of a young woman, eating her inside out. She needs to get from Mexico to Los Angeles in order to have the curse lifted by a powerful Mayan shaman. On the brink of death she boards a train headed for L.A. Unfortunately the passengers are now trapped on board, and left to fall victim to these vicious, venomous vipers.

I loled. :p
Wilgrove
23-09-2006, 06:57
I guess Bollywood makes only wonderful movies if you find formulaic, melodramatic masala musicals to be wonderful. ;)

Or see Paris Hilton play Mother Theresa.
Daistallia 2104
23-09-2006, 07:30
Or see Paris Hilton play Mother Theresa.

Nah. More likely you'll see somebody like Bipasha Basu get her sari all wet and transperant in the rain, in a waterfall, at the beach, and anywhere else she can, while randomly breaking into song and dance for no reason whatsoever.