Let's hope his cellmate hasn't signed up for "natural male enhancement"
Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2006, 15:48
Smiling Bob from the Enzyte commercials doesn't have much to smile about these days.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2uievk0.jpg
The owner of the company is being charged with billing people's credit cards without authorization. He might end up doing thirty years. Let's hope for his sake that none of the guys on his cell block bought his product.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/21/enzyte.indictment.ap/
Andaluciae
22-09-2006, 16:19
Yes! Next one up is HeadOn! Can't wait until they all cease to exist!
Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2006, 16:21
Yes! Next one up is HeadOn! Can't wait until they all cease to exist!
I hope they merge. Imagine the commericals. Enzyte, apply directly to the ...
Andaluciae
22-09-2006, 16:30
I hope they merge. Imagine the commericals. Enzyte, apply directly to the ...
You may just have a career in marketing!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-09-2006, 17:25
Yes! Next one up is HeadOn! Can't wait until they all cease to exist!
You can't stop HeadOn. You just apply it directly to your forehead, and then it changes your entire life. Then tell your friends and neighbors about how to apply it to their foreheads so that it will spread, and spread, and spread, and spread, and spread until all the world is rubbing this foul-smelling crap on their foreheads.
What does it DO? What should it do? You just put it on your forehead. Do it. NOW! DON'T QUESTION OUR LORD GOD, THE ALMIGHTY HEADON!
Dontgonearthere
22-09-2006, 17:40
You can't stop HeadOn. You just apply it directly to your forehead, and then it changes your entire life. Then tell your friends and neighbors about how to apply it to their foreheads so that it will spread, and spread, and spread, and spread, and spread until all the world is rubbing this foul-smelling crap on their foreheads.
What does it DO? What should it do? You just put it on your forehead. Do it. NOW! DON'T QUESTION OUR LORD GOD, THE ALMIGHTY HEADON!
Dont forget FreedHem Hemherhoid cream, applied directly to your asshole.
Just wait, they'll come up with a creme for everything!