Hookers arrest police officer.
Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2006, 15:44
Two hookers ran a pretty inventive scam. One would get in the car with a John, then claim to be a cop. She pulled out a radio and called for her partner to show up and handcuff the guy and rob him. Unfortunately they happened to pick up a real cop.
I personally think more folks should attempt to arrest police officers. If nothing else it would be entertaining.
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=8C70F68D-3C34-4B9B-BF99-B145ECF43E9B
Why are hookers always so damn ugly?
Deep Kimchi
22-09-2006, 15:51
This was funny, from a different angle...
http://www.nashvillescene.com/Stories/News/2006/09/07/Is_That_a_Badge_in_Your_Pocket_/index.shtml
It starts out like a typical account of an undercover prostitution bust: a pimp approaches a plainclothes officer posing as a john and asks what he wants. But that’s where Metro Officer Jason Smith’s report takes a turn for the blue.
“I told him that I wanted some pussy,” the officer writes in the Aug. 23 affidavit, which goes on to describe a sordid exchange he had with the suspected prostitute once she got in his car. “We started talking about her pussy. I asked her if it was bald,” writes Smith, before relaying an off-color anecdote he shared with the suspect about a time when he saved a life by “pulling my cock out of a girl’s mouth so she could breathe.”
Smith recounts that chivalrous deed, by the way, in at least one other report. He is the author of at least four affidavits that stunned public defenders and prosecutors, one of whom complained to Smith’s supervisors last week about the vulgar reports. The affidavits describe undercover prostitution arrests Smith made last month in the Dickerson Road area of East Nashville.
“This is just sick and twisted,” says Micky Daugherty, an assistant public defender who frequently handles prostitution cases in Davidson County General Sessions Court. The lawyer says she knows Smith—whom she describes as “meek and quiet”—and was surprised to learn he was the author of what is considered offensive material even considering the nature of the arrests.
“I don’t care if you’re a prostitute or a model citizen, the police shouldn’t talk to you that way,” says Daugherty, who likens some of the comments to sexual battery. She says another Metro cop approached her with concerns after reading one of the affidavits, calling them inappropriate and suggesting Smith should be disciplined for his actions.
Why are hookers always so damn ugly?
because they are almost always addicted to meth?
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 16:13
Two hookers ran a pretty inventive scam. One would get in the car with a John, then claim to be a cop. She pulled out a radio and called for her partner to show up and handcuff the guy and rob him. Unfortunately they happened to pick up a real cop.
I personally think more folks should attempt to arrest police officers. If nothing else it would be entertaining.
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=8C70F68D-3C34-4B9B-BF99-B145ECF43E9B
Can they actually be arrested for obviously pretending to be hookers? Really? :eek:
Soviestan
22-09-2006, 16:21
Why are hookers always so damn ugly?
The one on the left isnt ugly.
Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2006, 16:25
Can they actually be arrested for obviously pretending to be hookers? Really? :eek:
I'd arrest them for that rather than prostitution. Anyone pretending to be a hooker is up to no good, and that includes undercover cops.
The one on the left isnt ugly.
Yeah she really is ugly. Too thin, looks like some kind of lesions on her face, though that could be bad make-up, or meth.
Drake and Dragon Keeps
22-09-2006, 17:35
Yeah she really is ugly. Too thin, looks like some kind of lesions on her face, though that could be bad make-up, or meth.
But compared to the other one she is a beuty
Poliwanacraca
22-09-2006, 17:53
Why are hookers always so damn ugly?
Possibly because mug shots are taken in terrible lighting, with no chance to fix one's hair or makeup or in fact do anything to look not-ugly? They're not cut out to make anyone look good.
The Black Hand of Nod
22-09-2006, 20:18
Yeah she really is ugly. Too thin, looks like some kind of lesions on her face, though that could be bad make-up, or meth.
Well she had a needle... So she must be doing something.
Strummervile
22-09-2006, 20:22
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=8C70F68D-3C34-4B9B-BF99-B145ECF43E9B
That truly is something you don't hear about every day. Entertaining as it would be to see more people try to arrest actual cops while commiting crimes It would be a hard job to pull of toping that one.
Some one should make a go at it though.
Fleckenstein
22-09-2006, 23:50
because they are almost always addicted to meth?
This is General, not Generalization.
And why are they chastising a man for writing down exactly what he said and did?
Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2006, 23:56
This is General, not Generalization.
Yeah, some street prostitutes use crack and/or heroin too.
Similization
23-09-2006, 00:00
That truly is something you don't hear about every day. Entertaining as it would be to see more people try to arrest actual cops while commiting crimes It would be a hard job to pull of toping that one.
Some one should make a go at it though.The problem is that even if you do manage to subdue a cop & bring him down to the local station along with a couple of witnesses, the scumbag is just set free while you & witnesses are incarcerated & charged with assaulting an officer.
There's just no fucking justice :(
Boonytopia
23-09-2006, 07:31
Cool. Two slappers pretending to be cops attempt to arrest a cop pretending to be a client. :p
There must be a movie in that!
Zexaland
23-09-2006, 07:42
*Reads the OP*
Wow, I'm suprised the universe wasn't thrown into some sort of constructual paradox by that.
Also, someone make a Russian Reversal out of this.