NationStates Jolt Archive


Can I have a cookie?

Cabra West
22-09-2006, 10:43
I'd really like one right about now. But I'm at work... in this huge big corporate container kind of building, which does have a (lousy) canteen, which doesn't have any cookies, lousy or otherwise.

And to think that it's one of my private joys of being adult to have a cookie before lunch... :(
Boonytopia
22-09-2006, 10:57
How about a crumpet with jam?

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/th_P3207085202020Crumpet2020Jam202020.jpg

I love crumpets.
Gravlen
22-09-2006, 11:01
Of course!

*Offers cookie*

:D
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 11:04
How about a crumpet with jam?

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/th_P3207085202020Crumpet2020Jam202020.jpg

I love crumpets.

That looks yummy.... but maybe a bit much. ;)
Righteous Munchee-Love
22-09-2006, 11:05
That looks yummy.... but maybe a bit much. ;)

Concerning sweets, there is no such thing as 'too much'.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-09-2006, 11:05
In Soviet Russia, cookie has you!
Pure Metal
22-09-2006, 11:07
I'd really like one right about now. But I'm at work... in this huge big corporate container kind of building, which does have a (lousy) canteen, which doesn't have any cookies, lousy or otherwise.

And to think that it's one of my private joys of being adult to have a cookie before lunch... :(

now i want a cookie :(
we're both sad :( (and cookie-less)
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 11:17
Of course!

*Offers cookie*

:D

What kind of cookie is that?
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 11:18
now i want a cookie :(
we're both sad :( (and cookie-less)

*takes Gravlen's cookie and gives half to PM

There... now we're both happy :D
Gravlen
22-09-2006, 11:27
What kind of cookie is that?

Chocolate chip :)

Mmmm... Cookies :fluffle:

Cookies...

Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

Red, white or blue,
WE ALL WANT COOKIES!

Buy cookies NOW!
Rubiconic Crossings
22-09-2006, 11:36
You need a nice cuppa!

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF_NEW%5C09_14_2005_A/PF_978951~Cup-of-Tea-Posters.jpg
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 11:39
Chocolate chip :)

Mmmm... Cookies :fluffle:

With hazelnuts? I love chocolate chip and hazelnut cookies.

:fluffle:
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 11:42
You need a nice cuppa!

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Like this you mean?

http://ccdf.ca/NewCoach/english/newimages/Module%20D%20Grapics/D59%20Tea%20cup%20&%20saucer%20with%20cookies.jpg
Rubiconic Crossings
22-09-2006, 11:51
Like this you mean?

http://ccdf.ca/NewCoach/english/newimages/Module%20D%20Grapics/D59%20Tea%20cup%20&%20saucer%20with%20cookies.jpg

yer hired :)
Crimson Vaal
22-09-2006, 12:39
I'd go for a fresh, cool, Eclair (http://www.freewebs.com/crusaderrabbit/eclair.jpg).
Pure Metal
22-09-2006, 13:05
*takes Gravlen's cookie and gives half to PM

There... now we're both happy :D

awwwww :fluffle: :)
German Nightmare
22-09-2006, 13:21
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/keks.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif A cookie a day keeps the monster at bay!
Gravlen
22-09-2006, 13:21
With hazelnuts? I love chocolate chip and hazelnut cookies.

:fluffle:

But of course. I have a wide variety of cookies ;)
Gravlen
22-09-2006, 13:23
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/keks.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif A cookie a day keeps the monster at bay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ftKOQaGbU

:D
Jeruselem
22-09-2006, 13:27
So the canteen is health food orientated? That's evil if it is :)
Ariddia
22-09-2006, 13:30
I'd go for a fresh, cool, Eclair (http://www.freewebs.com/crusaderrabbit/eclair.jpg).

But that one's got plain cream in the middle. It should have chocolate cream!

Or, better still, it should be a coffee eclair:
http://www.lartisanfrenchbakery.com/images/eclaircafe.jpg
Kanabia
22-09-2006, 13:36
I'd go for a fresh, cool, Eclair (http://www.freewebs.com/crusaderrabbit/eclair.jpg).

Oh screw you. That's just low. :mad:
Boonytopia
22-09-2006, 13:43
How about a lamington?

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/th_Lamington.jpg

Or some vanilla slice?

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/th_20175429.jpg
Infinite Revolution
22-09-2006, 13:44
I'd really like one right about now. But I'm at work... in this huge big corporate container kind of building, which does have a (lousy) canteen, which doesn't have any cookies, lousy or otherwise.

And to think that it's one of my private joys of being adult to have a cookie before lunch... :(

have a whole tub :)
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/5000168096445.jpg
German Nightmare
22-09-2006, 13:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ftKOQaGbU

:D

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/up.gif That's fucking hilarious!!!
Boonytopia
22-09-2006, 13:48
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/up.gif That's fucking hilarious!!!

It made me snort beer on my monitor. :D
German Nightmare
22-09-2006, 13:51
It made me snort beer on my monitor. :D

Yes, eating and drinking while on NSG proves dangerous for yourself and your equipment time and again... :p
Fartsniffage
22-09-2006, 14:10
Or some vanilla slice?

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/th_20175429.jpg

Oh, I've not had a vanilla slice for years, I think I'll have to buy one tonight.
Nobel Hobos
22-09-2006, 14:10
I'd really like one right about now. But I'm at work... in this huge big corporate container kind of building, which does have a (lousy) canteen, which doesn't have any cookies, lousy or otherwise.

And to think that it's one of my private joys of being adult to have a cookie before lunch... :(

You are being paid to sit in an airconditioned building and whinge about how you forgot to bring a snack to work.

Oh, it's an absolute disgrace. You need a union! With an effective union, you could have not only the cookie of your choice, but public floggings of middle-managers, or even pyrotechnic displays in the office (with the agreement of a majority of workers, of course.)

Don't romanticise childhood. A cookie is only a cookie when it's a reward, when it's a rare and cherished thing. As adults, we could eat cookies morning noon and night ... but we don't huh?

And you're sitting in a big concrete block. It's a choice. Kids get a lot less choice than you have. But you're whining about a lack of cookies.

What is your lack? Your employer lets you surf the net and crap on with your mates on NSG. Plainly, there are kids who do that ... but are they paid to do it? I think not.

Perhaps you're lacking that personal reward, the kindness and guidance of a parent. You turn to NSG. "Please mummy, give me a cookie for being me, to prove your love for me. If you don't, I'm going to cry."

Here's your cookie. It's a fortune cookie.
Fartsniffage
22-09-2006, 14:13
*snip*

Wow, someone got up on the wrong side of bed today.
Nobel Hobos
22-09-2006, 14:22
Wow, someone got up on the wrong side of bed today.

You mean yesterday. And you got another thing wrong.
Bed!? I don't need no stinking bed!!! I sleep in a rocky ditch, like all proper men!
Fartsniffage
22-09-2006, 14:57
You mean yesterday. And you got another thing wrong.
Bed!? I don't need no stinking bed!!! I sleep in a rocky ditch, like all proper men!

We used to dream of rocky ditches, t'would have been a place to us.

cookie for the reference
Smunkeeville
22-09-2006, 15:01
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/cookie_dough.gif


it's got cookies in it.......I mean the dough, but still. It's yummy.
Jeruselem
22-09-2006, 15:09
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/cookie_dough.gif


it's got cookies in it.......I mean the dough, but still. It's yummy.

Yummy ... :)
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 16:18
We used to dream of rocky ditches, t'would have been a place to us.

cookie for the reference

Four Yorkshiremen!!!

Hand over that cookie!! :D
Deep Kimchi
22-09-2006, 16:44
I'd really like one right about now. But I'm at work... in this huge big corporate container kind of building, which does have a (lousy) canteen, which doesn't have any cookies, lousy or otherwise.

And to think that it's one of my private joys of being adult to have a cookie before lunch... :(

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/050405/fundraiser-cookie.gif
Daistallia 2104
22-09-2006, 16:50
I'd really like one right about now. But I'm at work... in this huge big corporate container kind of building, which does have a (lousy) canteen, which doesn't have any cookies, lousy or otherwise.

And to think that it's one of my private joys of being adult to have a cookie before lunch... :(


Here - have one of my famous no-bake chocolate-peanut butter-oatmeal... would you like one with coconut, one with macadamias, or one with both?

-snip-

No cookies fot the troll(op?)
Sarkhaan
22-09-2006, 16:57
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/cookie_dough.gif


it's got cookies in it.......I mean the dough, but still. It's yummy.

nowhere near as good as
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/half_baked.gif

chocolate and vanilla ice cream with brownie dough and cookie dough. What more could you want?
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 17:17
Here - have one of my famous no-bake chocolate-peanut butter-oatmeal... would you like one with coconut, one with macadamias, or one with both?


Oooooh.... macadamias, please. :D
German Nightmare
22-09-2006, 17:28
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/half_baked.gif

chocolate and vanilla ice cream with brownie dough and cookie dough. What more could you want?
That looks like I could need a whole bathtub full of it :D

"Half-baked", eh? *chuckles*
Sarkhaan
22-09-2006, 17:31
That looks like I could need a whole bathtub full of it :D

"Half-baked", eh? *chuckles*

what? They're refering to the fact that the cookies and brownies aren't fully baked!....aren't they?:confused: :D

but yeah, the best BJ flavor by far. I can't wait for Earth Day, when they give away free ice cream all day
German Nightmare
22-09-2006, 17:35
what? They're refering to the fact that the cookies and brownies aren't fully baked!....aren't they?:confused: :D
That must be it. Otherwise, I couldn't come up with any explanation whatsoever that would make any sense... :p

but yeah, the best BJ flavor by far. I can't wait for Earth Day, when they give away free ice cream all day
And I always thought that would be "nut"! :eek::D
Smunkeeville
22-09-2006, 17:38
nowhere near as good as
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/half_baked.gif

chocolate and vanilla ice cream with brownie dough and cookie dough. What more could you want?

yeah, I know, I used to be addicted to it, and "Everything but the..." but I can't have any of it anymore *cries* so I linked to the "least favorite"
Sarkhaan
22-09-2006, 17:40
That must be it. Otherwise, I couldn't come up with any explanation whatsoever that would make any sense... :pof course not!


And I always thought that would be "nut"! :eek::D
too salty for my tastes.;)
German Nightmare
22-09-2006, 17:58
of course not!
Glad we have that established!

too salty for my tastes.;)
What is?!? :eek::eek: ;)
Farnhamia
22-09-2006, 18:37
Just be careful, Cabra, that you don't ... you know ... (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/13/cookie_narrowweb__200x277.jpg)
Fascist Dominion
22-09-2006, 19:08
In Soviet Russia, cookie has you!
*wants to be a cookie in Soviet Russia*:(
http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/cookie_dough.gif


it's got cookies in it.......I mean the dough, but still. It's yummy.

:eek:
*drools*
Call to power
22-09-2006, 19:12
I can't wait for Earth Day, when they give away free ice cream all day

what what what!!!
Sarkhaan
22-09-2006, 21:34
Glad we have that established!


What is?!? :eek::eek: ;)
why, the nuts in bj ice cream, of course...what else would i be talking about in such an innocent conversation?

what what what!!!
Ben and Jerry's gives away free ice cream at all of their stores on their birthday (which falls right on or around earthday). It is a wonderful tradtion that ends with many brainfreezes and missed classes so college students can gorge themselves on free ice cream. All flavors, free.
Cabra West
22-09-2006, 21:47
Just be careful, Cabra, that you don't ... you know ... (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/13/cookie_narrowweb__200x277.jpg)

Not a chance :D

Got home + had my coockie an a nice cuppa = happy Cabra