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Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Well that's a horrible reason to joing a religion.

Then I don't think you are really converting. Maybe call it "studying" the religion.

Welcome to the faith!

:p

Shouldn't religion should be more about making a spiritual connection with a higher being rather than joining a religion for the sake of joining it?

Shouldn't religion should be more about making a spiritual connection with a higher being rather than joining a religion for the sake of joining it?

Let's just say I want to have a long resume prepared.

Let's just say I want to have a long resume prepared.

Don't you think God won't appreicate you switching teams so much?

i'm staying away from this one, it's just not worth my lack of ssanity...

Don't you think God won't appreicate you switching teams so much?

I don't know. I've never met God.

Not because I generally believe
That's not a conversion. That's a joke.

I poop on this thread!

I poop on this thread!

Poop? What are you 5?

At least say "I defecate on this thread" :p

Neo Kervoskia is obvously the smartest one in the room.

He's covering his bases for when he dies. It's like putting money on every number in roulette.

You do know that they have to draw blood from your dick as part of the conversion process, don't you?

You do know that they have to draw blood from your dick as part of the conversion process, don't you?
OY!

Neo Kervoskia is obvously the smartest one in the room.

He's covering his bases for when he dies. It's like putting money on every number in roulette.

Yea, but don't you think God would know if Neo actually serious about his faith? You'd think a stunt like this would actually piss off God.

Yea, but don't you think God would know if Neo actually serious about his faith? You'd think a stunt like this would actually piss off God.

As I am God, I have to state that I find this to be really amusing. Yes, it's boring up in heaven.

As I am God, I have to state that I find this to be really amusing. Yes, it's boring up in heaven.

You are not God!

EMC is, followed by Kyato and then me! :p

/inside joke of TGLM

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Good luck getting that one by the Beis Din. Warning: It can take up to 5 years to convert. There're no magic words or a waving of a magic wand to *poof* convert.

Wow, never knew anyone who hit for the cycle in religion.

Your praying average must be the best in the league!

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Been there, done that, well except Buddhism. Nothing too interesting. Although, when you die, you get to walk on water, have 72 virgins, and grow a big nose.

Been there, done that, well except Buddhism. Nothing too interesting. Although, when you die, you get can walk on water, get 72 virgins, and a big nose.

Then how do you explain the big nose that the Jews have now?

Then how do you explain the big nose that the Jews have now?

Er.

They lie too much?

sorry

Er.

They lie too much?

sorry

lol! Works for me.

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

learn how to duck when the arabs want to kill you cause your different..lol

Neo Kervoskia is obvously the smartest one in the room.

He's covering his bases for when he dies. It's like putting money on every number in roulette.

Which, if I remember correctly, guarantees that you'll lose money in the long run as the odds are always stacked in favour of the house.

I'm reaching for a metaphor here, but I'm not sure what it is.

learn how to duck when the arabs want to kill you cause your different..lol

Eh they'll kill anyone that's diffrent. They're like the KKK and Neo Nazis!

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

If you're male, I sure hope you're already circumcized.

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

You'll be a Hindu too before you know it Then you will have bagged all of the majors. After that you can freely join any of the minor faiths that catch your eye on any given weekend to feed your religion fetish

If you're male, I sure hope you're already circumcized.

If he was previously a muslim, I expect he already has been.

Well that's a horrible reason to joing a religion.
Yeah, I think it's almost the worst I've ever heard.

Gonna try Scientology?:eek:

If you're male, I sure hope you're already circumcized.

i'm disgusted by the part-of-penis stealling culture.

there was one dude circumcized in my school. he got a terrible slagging for it.

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Don't you think it would be easier to just collect stamps? :p

i'm disgusted by the part-of-penis stealling culture.

there was one dude circumcized in my school. he got a terrible slagging for it.

In the United States, uncircumcised dudes got the same reaction.

Don't you think it would be easier to just collect stamps? :p

Stamps, gods or flesh eating diseases. It's all much of a muchness.

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Abrahamic? Abraham was no Jew and he did not believe in what Jews believe. What are you talking about?

Stamps, gods or flesh eating diseases. It's all much of a muchness.

Well, he seems to collect mental diseases.

Don't you think God won't appreicate you switching teams so much?

Don't you think god will appreciate him going to great lengths to find the truth?

Don't you think god will appreciate him going to great lengths to find the truth?

There is no truth in Judaism.

Notg because I generally believe, but because I'll be able to say I've been all three Abrahamic religions, and Buddhism.

Well, now OceanDrive can call you a Jew-lover.

Then how do you explain the big nose that the Jews have now?
Heh, I just got this image of all the Jews with one big collective nose.

In the United States, uncircumcised dudes got the same reaction.
The Jewnited States? ;)

there was one dude circumcized in my school. he got a terrible slagging for it.
He shouldn't have told everyone. In schoolyard culture an even worse retaliation is to insinuate that anyone interested or who found out about the state of his cock is "gay".

Abrahamic? Abraham was no Jew and he did not believe in what Jews believe. What are you talking about?
He fathered the first Jew, and the first Arab. (Israel and Ismael)

Well, now OceanDrive can call you a Jew-lover.
ya rly go bomb some Muslims j00 rite-w!ng Jew sucka!

He fathered the first Jew, and the first Arab. (Israel and Ismael)

Jabob (Israel) was not a Jew. :rolleyes:

Abrahamic? Abraham was no Jew and he did not believe in what Jews believe. What are you talking about?

You're right. He was Muslim, communicating directly with the Almighty (called him Elah) without a fleshie, cross-riding intercessor.

Your poor penis. Hug it from me.

do you really want to be Jewish? *counts one on abacus that goes up to seven*

I like my circumcised thingy and no doubt he's already circumcised so it won't be a problem. The only problem I encountered so far is japanese chicks can't do those things in hentai without extra skin :( which is a major dissapointment for a pervert like me. I hope God will appreciate my sacrifice of pleasure when I die by lots of pixies and rivers of honey :D
By the way pls inform me if you discover a sudden increase in your financial skills after converting :p

SNIP! For the love of God, SNIP!

Okaaaaaaayyyyy. . . . .


And how turbulent is your soul that you cannot settle on a religion?