Holy crap! Headlines!
Neo Kervoskia
22-09-2006, 00:38
Makeup headlines that you wish or wouln't normally see. Make them weird and insane and sadomasochistic.
The U.N. has done something useful.
Jello Biafra
22-09-2006, 00:41
Man Who Refers To All Women As Bitches Castrated
Cybernation formed with Barry as Leader!
NSG mods declared Cybernation Police!
The U.N. has done something useful.
BUSH PROVEN RIGHT!
:D :D :D :D
Jello Biafra
22-09-2006, 00:43
Cybernation formed with Berry as Leader!
NSG mods declared Cybernation Police!Psst...it's 'Barry'. :)
Record Year for Whale Populations
Psst...it's 'Barry'. :)
thanks ;)
Darknovae
22-09-2006, 00:54
Makeup headlines that you wish or wouln't normally see. Make them weird and insane and sadomasochistic.
UN Does Something Useful
Bush Has 159 IQ (:eek:)
Study finds that Christians Actually Prefer Liberals
Aulorophobe Celebrity Learns to play Flute (at least I think that's the word....)
Meh.
UN Does Something Useful
HEY! You stole that from me... Well, I stole it from Glenn Beck, but that's not the point.
Darknovae
22-09-2006, 01:01
HEY! You stole that from me... Well, I stole it from Glenn Beck, but that's not the point.
So?
Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rolleyes:
I used to do this crap all the time in middle school, but now that I've entered hig hschool I don't od it anymore. So.... *thinks*
Aha!
"Fred Phelps Found To Have Gay Lover In Miliatary" :p
Bush-Clinton-Dole Love Triangle Revealed; Dole Says "The Viagra Made Me Do It"
Dobbsworld
22-09-2006, 01:02
WATER WET: FDA
AB Again
22-09-2006, 01:03
Microsoft release source code in full.
Wilgrove
22-09-2006, 01:04
Bush really IS Conservative!
People from the Planet Mars comes bearing gift for the second coming of Christ
Holy water blessed by a Catholic Priest can have magical healing power!
Okielahoma
22-09-2006, 01:05
Okielahoma Votes For Democrats
president Bush Voted Into 3rd Term
president Bush Voted Into 3rd Term
NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
Studies Show Blair Not Actually Thatcher In Disguise
Sel Appa
22-09-2006, 01:07
Palestians Surrender and Commit Mass Suicide--Muslim Nations Realize They Were on the Wrong Side
NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
It's definitely sadomasochistic...
Okielahoma
22-09-2006, 01:08
Okielahoma Seen Making Out With LNI!!
No offence LNI, youre my pal:cool:
Elvis found alive and well in Memphis with Walter Payton. Census bureau legally required to terminate Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson to balance the books
Kinda Sensible people
22-09-2006, 01:09
Activists not faced with unfair bias by Far Right advocates.
Republicans Remain in control of Congress after '06 Elections
Kyoto Treaty Signed By President
President Admits to Being Wrong
president Bush Voted Into 3rd TermSub Headline: (Tho Name wasn't on ballot)
and...
Al QAIEDA MISTAKENLY KILLS OSAMA BIN LAUDEN!
Theoretical Physicists
22-09-2006, 01:20
Heavy consumption of alcohol linked to high levels of concentration.
IL Ruffino
22-09-2006, 01:22
CWP WINS SEATS IN PARLIMENT!
Pope Zilam selected as representative.
Phenixica
22-09-2006, 01:32
President Bush Brain Is Found.
Islamic Extremist Want Peace
John Howard Speech Make Sense Good
Phenixica
22-09-2006, 01:33
Elvis found alive and well in Memphis with Walter Payton. Census bureau legally required to terminate Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson to balance the books
PEOPLE RUSH TO KILL ELVIS
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-09-2006, 02:21
NSer Fiddlebottoms Revealed to Be the Second Coming*
*Of Jesse G. Kirby
Jesse Kirby invented the onion ring and Texas Toast, if that doesn't merit a ressurection at some point in history, I don't know what does.
Wilgrove
22-09-2006, 02:22
Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton have love child!
The Radical Muslims Have Given Up!
"No More Nukes", says North Korea
"Biofuel is a go", says BP
"I Was Wrong About Iraq" -George W. Bush
Bush say "terrorists" correctly! ;) :eek:
JesusSaves Pardons His Own Murderer! :eek: :eek: :eek: :confused:
2+2=ADHD! :confused:
Teh_pantless_hero
22-09-2006, 02:25
Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh killed in knife attack by Bill O'Reilly
Stephen Colbert Gives Up On GWB's Policy!
(In Character of course...)
GODZILLA ATTACKS TOKYO!
Wow, didn't expect that one.
MariVelasca
22-09-2006, 03:00
"Christopher Reeves walks!"
"Man eaten alive by the reanimated body of Christopher Reeves!"
Global Communist Revolution Fails Due to Typo
Bush Admits Own Malfeasance and Incompetence, Apologizes
God Admits Error, Starts New Universe
Pat Robertson Calls Traditional Families "Oppressive," "Patriarchal"
Fred Phelps Marries Partner in First Kansas Same-Sex Marriage
Francis Fukuyama Admits Arithmetic Error, Declares that History Will Only End in 9891
Middle East Continues 500 Years of Peace
Homework is Banned: Finally, The Government Passed A Good Law
The Age for Running For Government Has Been Reduced By Ten Years: A Good Idea Long Awaiting Its Time To Shine.
Imperial isa
22-09-2006, 03:50
sorry no big news today
United Chicken Kleptos
22-09-2006, 03:52
In Soviet Russia, Jews Persecute YOU!!
Wilgrove
22-09-2006, 03:54
Wild Orgies planned for tonight, BE THERE!
The World's Power is Handed Over TO The NS Members: Max Barry rules the US!
Our News: A Bunch Of Crap!
Katurkalurkmurkastan
22-09-2006, 04:21
WATER WET: FDA
Homeland Security raises terror alert to critical.
Imperial isa
22-09-2006, 04:24
record marijuana crops in holland
Republicans and Democrats Stand Down; The Defenderist Party (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11705166#post11705166
) takes their place along with the Gondwanaland Unionists!
(OOC: The real name of the party is too long :p Sorry, The Archeregemancy )