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I wanna know what you want to happen to you after you die as in heaven, hell, etc. poll coming

Well, no matter what happens to me, I want the Earth to be consumed by a black hole (probably from some wacky CERN experiment).

Ideally, I'd like an afterlife designed to my own specifications.

Anyone who chooses "go to hell", is kind of worrying. (if they are serious about it that is)

I think that when we die we go wherever we sincerely believe we should go. If you believe in heaven, and subconsciously reckon yourself deserving, that's where you'll go. If you believe in reincarnation that's what'll happen. If you sincerely believe in nothing after death, you will cease to exist.

heaven of course though I would like to go somewhere with more of a grey colour scheme rather than the tacky white

Well, no matter what happens to me, I want the Earth to be consumed by a black hole (probably from some wacky CERN experiment).


Run for Office, I'll vote for you.

I'd go to Hell for a Klondike Bar.

But I'm immortal, so .... *shrug*.

Well, no matter what happens to me, I want the Earth to be consumed by a black hole (probably from some wacky CERN experiment).

I like the cut of your jib.

I like the cut of your jib.

Actually, what I would prefer is an afterlife, that doesn't match with what any religion ever said, or what any atheist ever thought.

Something completely silly, forever.

I wanna know what you want to happen to you after you die as in heaven, hell, etc. poll coming

I want to have a taseful funeral with mylar balloons, a trained orangutan and nude contortionists then be fired out of a cannon into the upper atmoshpere to drop in a random location. Other than that I'm cool with just ceasing to be.

A microsingularity of the type that CERN would create would quickly vanish in a puff of Hawking radiation.

As for post mortem I'd think heaven would be nice, shame it's a fantasy.

A microsingularity of the type that CERN would create would quickly vanish in a puff of Hawking radiation.


I'm hoping the physicists' last words are, "umm..., I think I'm off in my calcu..."

*POOF*

What I want to happen and what I think will happen are two completely different things.

I'd like to be reincarnated as a Final Fantasy character, but I'm sure that when I die that's it. I'll just be an unthinking dead corpse.

I want to be reincarnated into some form that can piss off humanity to an extreme extent, but, be unable to be stopped...

I'm of course hoping I will go to heaven so I can hang out with God.

If there weren't a heaven and there was just some afterlife of your own design I would have something like a small society that I controlled and all the books in the world in a library. Just so I could read everything and have all the time to do it. And when that got old I could ponder the questions of life by watching my miniature society from where ever.

I'm hoping the physicists' last words are, "umm..., I think I'm off in my calcu..."

*POOF*

Spaghettification from a miniscule black hole.. Man that'd hurt!


Bet 95% of forumites didn't know Spaghettification was a word.

Actually, what I would prefer is an afterlife, that doesn't match with what any religion ever said, or what any atheist ever thought.

Something completely silly, forever.
Lunatioc Gooftopia?

Bet 95% of forumites didn't know Spaghettification was a word.
I did!

I did!

I'd of said 99% but this forum seems to be composed of much higher than average intelligence people.

I'd prefer heaven, but oblivion or reincarnation is fine too.

I don't believe in heaven. I think life is good enough as it is, i don't see how it could be more perfect. Or less.

I want to be reincarnated as the villain in a horror movie.
I don't really care what kind of villain or movie, just so long as it offers the chance to leap out of closets and eat people's faces.

Whatever happens to me, I don't want it to involve an eternity of sitting around somewhere (either heaven or hell). Life without the possibility of death isn't worth living.

Not going to die, I'm going to transfer my consciousness into a clone and live forever. Replace random bits and pieces of my brain as the time calls for it with bits and pieces of cloned brains. Awesome plan.

I'd like to be a ghost and mess around haunting ppl etc.

I want to be reincarnated into some form that can piss off humanity to an extreme extent, but, be unable to be stopped...

Eric Bauman?

Eric Bauman?

Zing

Eric Bauman?

Who?

Who?

The asshole that this site was made to combat (www.ebaumsworldsucks.com)

Nadda.

Anyone who chooses "go to hell", is kind of worrying. (if they are serious about it that is)

not really... i mean sure hell might not be the nicest place but surely you don't want to spend eternity in the dullest place ever - heaven - in the company of all that perfection and light and all the good and kind of people and all that... i mean sure it's nice but do you really think you could take it forever? damn... scary thought

good thing my postmortem existence will consist of decorating the insides of my coffin... until i rot into nothingness... hopefully

I am asking not to be embalmed.I have seen it being done once and its really not for me.:eek:

http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/calvin-on-death-and-pittsburgh.jpg

I am asking not to be embalmed.I have seen it being done once and its really not for me.:eek:
Check your local laws, you may not have a great deal of choice in the matter. And anyway, what do you care what they do with the ... remains after you've gone?

http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/calvin-on-death-and-pittsburgh.jpg
:D

I am asking not to be embalmed.I have seen it being done once and its really not for me.:eek:

You'll be dead and have greater concerns. Me I'm going for cremetion. Burn baby burn!

Check your local laws, you may not have a great deal of choice in the matter. And anyway, what do you care what they do with the ... remains after you've gone?
I have a great deal of hatred for the hypocrisy of how we deal with our dead in the West. Far too much concern is devoted to the fate of something that is, basically, 180 lbs of very low-grade meat.
Personally, I want my corpse to be chopped up and sold to the highest bidder, with the proceeds of the sale (a body can, if I remember right, net a few grand on the black market) being used to buy chinese food, porn and beer for my friends and relatives.

You'll be dead and have greater concerns. Me I'm going for cremetion. Burn baby burn!
Like decay and necrophillia..:p

Not my first thought, but Rufus had a point.

Put me down for medical science.Or plasticise me.

I'm going to me made into chum. Mainly because there's a law against feeding intact dead people to sharks.

I have a great deal of hatred for the hypocrisy of how we deal with our dead in the West. Far too much concern is devoted to the fate of something that is, basically, 180 lbs of very low-grade meat.
Personally, I want my corpse to be chopped up and sold to the highest bidder, with the proceeds of the sale (a body can, if I remember right, net a few grand on the black market) being used to buy chinese food, porn and beer for my friends and relatives.

A good plan and a good thought, providing a party for everyone else. While I agree, it does seem excessive, all the pomp and circumstance lavished on corpses, you should remember that funerals are not for the deceased, their really for the people left behind. They need to be able to say goodbye and to think they are somehow honoring the dearly-departed. It makes them feel better. For me personally, assuming I do die at some point, I would like whatever parts are salvageable to be salvaged for donation and the rest cremated. Maybe I'll look into that outfit that shoots your ashes into outer space or something.

The asshole that this site was made to combat (www.ebaumsworldsucks.com)
Even that's too horrible for what I had in mind. I was thinking of being reincarnated as that scummy mildew that sticks to your shower walls and not even the strongest industrial chemical can remove it.