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Drinkers in the business world earn more money than non-drinkers. All you uptight teetotalers should know ahead of time, all that abstaining from alcohol will make you go broke.

http://www.wftv.com/money/9901169/detail.html

that's because you're drunk, and you don't know you're working. It's sorta like when I get trashed and execercise, you don't really know what you're doing.

Sadly, that extra income goes down the toilet because of the price of alcohol...that and I'd rather be broke than drink that shit anyway. Uptight and proud.

So, if drinking earns you 10% more, what does a coke party earn you? I mean, doing a few lines with the CEO has to give you at least a 25-30% boost.

So, if drinking earns you 10% more, what does a coke party earn you? I mean, doing a few lines with the CEO has to give you at least a 25-30% boost.

More money, an enlarged heart, sinus problems, and eventually less money.

More money, an enlarged heart, sinus problems, and eventually less money.

"Eventually" is the key. I mean, sure you'll probably end up dying in some horribly degrading and embarassing way but you've got at least a decade or so of fast living.

You know what they say: Get it when you're coming in, because you're sure as hell not going to get it when you leave.

Actually, that really isn't a good idea. Say no to drugs kids.

"Eventually" is the key. I mean, sure you'll probably end up dying in some horribly degrading and embarassing way but you've got at least a decade or so of fast living.

You know what they say: Get it when you're coming in, because you're sure as hell not going to get it when you leave.

Actually, that really isn't a good idea. Say no to drugs kids.

Nothing like dying suddenly while snorting a fat rail of uncut powder off of a high-priced call girl's ass cheek. This belongs in the Life's Simple Pleasures thread.

More money, an enlarged heart, sinus problems, and eventually less money.

Don't forget the decay of your nose too!