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Romanian farmers have discovered that feeding their cows weed makes them happier and happy cows give more milk. Since THC is fat soluable, and milk has fat in it, I wonder if Romanian milk will get you high?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2004844.html?menu=

I don't know. If you have a daring Romanian friend, why don't you ask him/her to look into it? :D

Romanian farmers have discovered that feeding their cows weed makes them happier and happy cows give more milk. Since THC is fat soluable, and milk has fat in it, I wonder if Romanian milk will get you high?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2004844.html?menu=

Oh god. can't type. giggling.

Okay. I'm allright now. No. I don't think the quantity of THC would be enough to trigger a buzz. If the milkmwas heated first, and then a large quantity was consumed, you might get a weak body buzz.

Oh god. can't type. giggling.

Okay. I'm allright now. No. I don't think the quantity of THC would be enough to trigger a buzz. If the milkmwas heated first, and then a large quantity was consumed, you might get a weak body buzz.

Oh what a waste of weed.

Good for them, its better than all the shit we put in our cows.

Oh what a waste of weed.

meh, just set fire to the cows.

Good for them, its better than all the shit we put in our cows.

What's wrong with growth hormones, antibiotics, and processed bits of other cows?

Romanian farmers have discovered that feeding their cows weed makes them happier and happy cows give more milk. Since THC is fat soluable, and milk has fat in it, I wonder if Romanian milk will get you high?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2004844.html?menu=

Better than the sheeps' brains we put in ours.

Oh god. can't type. giggling.

Okay. I'm allright now. No. I don't think the quantity of THC would be enough to trigger a buzz. If the milkmwas heated first, and then a large quantity was consumed, you might get a weak body buzz.

So babies would probably get a good high then?

So babies would probably get a good high then?

Babies are lucky that way. They get high or drunk really easily. Did you know that a baby can overdose from second-hand crack smoke? It's true. An infant crackhead can probably stay high all day from a $5 rock.

Romanian farmers have discovered that feeding their cows weed makes them happier and happy cows give more milk. Since THC is fat soluable, and milk has fat in it, I wonder if Romanian milk will get you high?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2004844.html?menu=

Beautiful. :D

The article says the local guys were busted with the pot, and explained the presence of marijuana to authorities by claiming the cows liked it. Suuureeee....

It was more like this:

"Man, Vlad, I an baked out of my gourd right now."

"Oh, shit, man, look out- it's the po-po!"

***after spraying area with air freshener and using a bottle of Visine***

"Alright, Vlad, let me do the talking... Good afternoon officer, what seems to be the problem?"

"Well, did you know you boys were standing in a field of marijuana?"

"Mari-what-a? We just grow this weird fern because the cows like it. They can't eat enough of it. And it, uh... seems to calm them down. What's more, they produce more milk, so that's good."

"Well boys, you sure are a bunch of bumpkins. That there is an illegal drug. But since you didn't know what you were dealing with, I'll...uh...have to just seize this here field. Call in some scientist buddies to sample... I mean, uh...test your theory about increased milk production. That's important to our economy you know... Case closed. Move along, nothing to see here..."

**later**

"Dude, I can't believe he bought that crap about it being for the cows..."

Romanian farmers have discovered that feeding their cows weed makes them happier and happy cows give more milk. Since THC is fat soluable, and milk has fat in it, I wonder if Romanian milk will get you high?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2004844.html?menu=

actually I don't think you can, I don't think it will pass.....but I could be wrong.

I have to find the link to the study they did on grain fed cattle and how the gluten doesn't pass into the milk which is why I can still drink it.

This is why California cows are so happy. Surely you've seen the commercials?!

Weed makes Kryozerkia happy.

So babies would probably get a good high then?

Most babies are not fed cow's milk directly, as far as I know. Formula has cow's milk in it, but it has already been highly processed by that point. Breast-fed baies whose mothers drank the milk would not feel any effect.

It would be interesting to see how marijuana affected the cows. If it boosted milk production, that would be yet another commercial application for the devil's weed.

I hear it makes people happy too. Or pleasant enough they stop being asshats.

Why waste it on cows ? send me some it makes me happy .

I hear it makes people happy too. Or pleasant enough they stop being asshats.
Yep... here.... *passes the J*