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The daily show interviewed Dr. Paul Cameron (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXEqcQSTMfU) of the Family Research Institute one of the organizations that pushes to keep gays out of the Military. He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.

He's repressed.:p

Urine is actually pretty sterile, and it can be exaporated for a convienent cleaning solvent. Sounds like the gay guys are ahead of the curve when it comes to battlefield medicine...

You'd think this guy would've read a little on the Spartans.

O Rly?

O Rly?

Ya Rly!

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Was I the only one who thought this was going to be a flame fest when reading the title?

Also, women drink urine too, it's called a Golden Shower.

Wasn't that an older episode? A good one but still older.

EDIT: never mind. I'm thinking of another episode.

Also, women drink urine too, it's called a Golden Shower.
But are they GAY women? See, THAT is the question!


:p

I thought this was gonna be about that!

But are they GAY women? See, THAT is the question!


:p

lol, eh both gays and straight women do it. They've been convience that semen and urine are nature's moisturizer!

That was funny! Thanks!

... If I drink a chick's urine can I get honorary membership in "The league of homosexual intent"? The name is just so cool...

Holy shit that's funny!!

Urine is actually pretty sterile, and it can be exaporated for a convienent cleaning solvent. Sounds like the gay guys are ahead of the curve when it comes to battlefield medicine...

You'd think this guy would've read a little on the Spartans.
I remember being told if you have athletes foot you should piss on your feet and that would get rid of it.

... If I drink a chick's urine can I get honorary membership in "The league of homosexual intent"? The name is just so cool...
No it must be man-juice! Unless you're a woman, but then I'm just confused.

Yeah, I saw that. it was hilarious.

Was I the only one who thought this was going to be a flame fest when reading the title?

Also, women drink urine too, it's called a Golden Shower.
I thought that sort of comment was Minoriteeburg's job... well, I guess you can fill in for him.

No it must be man-juice! Unless you're a woman, but then I'm just confused.

No, I'm a guy. Not worth it, sorry.

The daily show interviewed Dr. Paul Cameron (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXEqcQSTMfU) of the Family Research Institute one of the organizations that pushes to keep gays out of the Military. He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.

i saw that also...damn near pissed myself(no pun intended)

can you imagine having that twit as a parent..jeez,i feel bad for his kids,and his wife.

i saw that also...damn near pissed myself(no pun intended)

can you imagine having that twit as a parent..jeez,i feel bad for his kids,and his wife.

I have family members worse than him.

I have family members worse than him.

I feel sorry for you. Especially because I'm gay, that would really irritate me if I were you.

Oh, man. I nearly cried, I laughed so hard.

No, I'm a guy. Not worth it, sorry.
Look, piss is piss, does it really matter where it came from?
And aren't you supposed to have Whereyouthinkyougoing's love for men now, anyway?
And why am I trying to tempt someone into drinking another man's urine? This is pretty bad, even for my (low) standards.

I have family members worse than him.


truly sorry to hear that..i cant fathom the befuddled thinking some people have.
i was blessed with 2 very decent open parents,and i am still fucked up,i cant imagine having an asshole like that guy for a parent.

i honestly cant believe that people are that small minded,and when told so...dont realise how incorrect they are.

Urine is actually pretty sterile, and it can be exaporated for a convienent cleaning solvent. Sounds like the gay guys are ahead of the curve when it comes to battlefield medicine...

You'd think this guy would've read a little on the Spartans.

I thought it was the Thebans...

Oh, man. I nearly cried, I laughed so hard.

The Daily Show can have that reaction on people. :)

Look, piss is piss, does it really matter where it came from?
And aren't you supposed to have Whereyouthinkyougoing's love for men now, anyway?
And why am I trying to tempt someone into drinking another man's urine? This is pretty bad, even for my (low) standards.

I still know i'll regret it in the morning:p

Look, piss is piss, does it really matter where it came from?
And aren't you supposed to have Whereyouthinkyougoing's love for men now, anyway?
And why am I trying to tempt someone into drinking another man's urine? This is pretty bad, even for my (low) standards.

I would have to disagree with that there is some piss worse than others. Like the I've been drinking beer all night and am extremly dehydrated piss and the I have been drinking water all day and have clear piss. If I had to choose I would take the latter of the two.

I feel sorry for you. Especially because I'm gay, that would really irritate me if I were you.

They can't help it they suffer from a mind fuck called christianity and a very severe form of it called pentecostal. My uncle is a preacher so I have heard a lot crazy stuff.

What if you just gargle with it? :confused:

Ewww.... pee pee is meant to come out your body for a reason! :gundge:

Ewww.... pee pee is meant to come out your body for a reason! :gundge:

oh shit...here comes mister science..lol

actually urine is an effective wound cleanser,barring peroxide and other sterilising agents are not available.

if your in the woods and get cut bad,a friend can piss on the wound and then bandage it,just be sure he aint pissing std infected urine into your open wound!:rolleyes:

He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.

Being a promiscuous gay man into watersports and with a uniform fetish, I can't help but feel a little responsible...

Then I forgot about it when I had sex with a guy dressed as a soldier and drank some of his urine. :p

I think there was one case of a straight soldier being raped in his sleep by a gay soldier. The straight soldier was later court marshalled for beating the shit out of the gay soldier.

I think there was one case of a straight soldier being raped in his sleep by a gay soldier. The straight soldier was later court marshalled for beating the shit out of the gay soldier.

BS
http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/ether.asp

Ill quote the important part of the legand

in the military version, either by the soldier acting on his own or with the help of his buddies. The GI is often said to "beat the crap" out of his tentmate upon discovering what he's been up to. Some tellings of the legend end with the sodomizer dead at the hands of his victim and his victim-turned-killer now serving a life term in Leavenworth.

Teaches you not to believe everything you hear

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/ether.asp

Teaches you not to believe everything you hear

Snopes didn't say it was "false." You can't be entirely sure it wasn't based on a true story.

Besides, even if it is fake, it's not entirely implausible. It's not one of those crazy, way out urban legends you get on Snopes.

Ewww.... pee pee is meant to come out your body for a reason! :gundge:

...which is to be drunk by gays.

Was I the only one who thought this was going to be a flame fest when reading the title?

Also, women drink urine too, it's called a Golden Shower.

Aww...thats cute.

Thats not what a Golden Shower is.

People who like that, just like to be urinated on.....not drink it.

This guy has probably never met a real gay man before.

Just aboutr all of the gay men I know, take personal hygiene to the extreme.
They are some of the cleanest people you would ever want to meet.
Immaculately groomed, and usually shower more than once a day.

Wich I always thought was kinda weird, since they dig on buttholes.

*shrug*

Snopes didn't say it was "false." You can't be entirely sure it wasn't based on a true story.

Besides, even if it is fake, it's not entirely implausible. It's not one of those crazy, way out urban legends you get on Snopes.
You backpedal fast Grasshopper.... :p

Snopes didn't say it was "false." You can't be entirely sure it wasn't based on a true story.

Besides, even if it is fake, it's not entirely implausible. It's not one of those crazy, way out urban legends you get on Snopes.

Its not implausible for a strait man to rape another man either and as stated the LEGEND has been in print without proof as far back as 1886

Like stated it is a legend with no verifiable proof in reality

Care to show us some evidence it is anything but a fictional legend that is used to disparage homosexual solders.

This guy has probably never met a real gay man before.

No, but he has a lot of dirty little ideas about them, like all men of his ilk. I saw the interview, too, and (though it was probably edited heavily for this effect) he seemed pretty into talking about pretty specific sex acts. He's pretty obsessed with gay sex. You could see it in his eyes.

You just know he wants a big, gay hug from a big, gay man...and a glass of urine.

That was hilarious. I love the guys facial expression when Cameron comes out with "Gay men like to drink urine" :D

This guy has probably never met a real gay man before.



He just has his imagination, and that mannequin he stole from the shop......

The daily show interviewed Dr. Paul Cameron (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXEqcQSTMfU) of the Family Research Institute one of the organizations that pushes to keep gays out of the Military. He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.

I'm straight and I drink urine and rape soldiers... What's with this being a gay stereotype!?

No, but he has a lot of dirty little ideas about them, like all men of his ilk. I saw the interview, too, and (though it was probably edited heavily for this effect) he seemed pretty into talking about pretty specific sex acts. He's pretty obsessed with gay sex. You could see it in his eyes.

You just know he wants a big, gay hug from a big, gay man...and a glass of urine.

Fred Phelps.

I official dub him "Worst Case of Closet Self-Loathing Evar."

If Fred Phelps got in touch with all that latent poofery that must be building up inside him, he probably explode and become Mr Slave.

"Jesus Christ!"

I remember being told if you have athletes foot you should piss on your feet and that would get rid of it.

You know bleach works so much better. Kills it in one shot immediately. I'm amazed there are so many athlete's foot remedies sold. Just use bleach ya pussies!

I Will Intermiss Your Rectum With My Penis.

The daily show interviewed Dr. Paul Cameron (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXEqcQSTMfU) of the Family Research Institute one of the organizations that pushes to keep gays out of the Military. He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.


Lil' Jimmy Norton likes to drink urine and he's straight. Plus, how do you rape a guy who's armed with an M-16 or an M-4 rifle?

This furthers my theory that a bunch of fundie bigwigs are in some kind of secret contest to see who can say the most outrageously insane thing possible. That or they are urged to do so by speechwriters who, themselves, have a contest like that. Here in Ohio, Rod Parsley, of whom you probably haven't heard, was once quoted as saying that lesbians don't live past 45 years of age. He's got a long time to catch up to Fred Phelps, for whom the Fundie Award should be named, but it's a start.

The daily show interviewed Dr. Paul Cameron (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXEqcQSTMfU) of the Family Research Institute one of the organizations that pushes to keep gays out of the Military. He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.

Dr. Cameron has the I.Q. of a used tampon, methinks.

Hey, heterosexual men rape men, too. It's been known to happen in war. So, maybe we shouldn't have any men in the military. Just send women.

The doctor in question needs his license revoked. He's probably on a respirator because he's too stupid to breathe on his own.

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Hey, heterosexual men rape men, too. It's been known to happen in war. So, maybe we shouldn't have any men in the military. Just send women.

The doctor in question needs his license revoked. He's probably on a respirator because he's too stupid to breathe on his own.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/derek45/funny/WTF.jpg

LMAO

*gives DK a cookie*

LMAO

*gives DK a cookie*

Indeed, that was a very cookie-worthy post. =)

Ya Rly!

NOWAI!!

Dr. Cameron has the I.Q. of a used tampon, methinks.

I suppose we could have a little chat with him, maybe bump him up to an unused tampon. ;)

I suppose we could have a little chat with him, maybe bump him up to an unused tampon. ;)

lollercoaster

*cookie for you, too*

I suppose we could have a little chat with him, maybe bump him up to an unused tampon. ;)

You assume being used makes a tampon stupider.

lollercoaster

*cookie for you, too*

You're flooding the cookie market, they're not gonna be worth anything!

Lil' Jimmy Norton likes to drink urine and he's straight. Plus, how do you rape a guy who's armed with an M-16 or an M-4 rifle?

nah, jimmy's in the closet.

and what do you think they rape the guy with!

The daily show interviewed Dr. Paul Cameron (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXEqcQSTMfU) of the Family Research Institute one of the organizations that pushes to keep gays out of the Military. He said the reason gays should not be in the military is because they will rape straight soldiers. Dr. Cameron also said gay men like to drink urine.

hell at least he's not saying, "don't let'em in! If you do our boyz in uniforms will all get The AIDS!!!?¿!"

I've read that the viking Berserkers ate "doping" mushrooms to boost themselves in battle, and they used to drink their urine (and the urine of their fellows) because the doping substance is carried off the body by pissing, so they had a second go at the dope.

Now, I would like to see that idiotic doc going back in the past and call the Berserkers "sissies!".

I've read that the viking Berserkers ate "doping" mushrooms to boost themselves in battle, and they used to drink their urine (and the urine of their fellows) because the doping substance is carried off the body by pissing, so they had a second go at the dope.

Now, I would like to see that idiotic doc going back in the past and call the Berserkers "sissies!".

Uhm...I'm pretty sure they didn't.

Uhm...I'm pretty sure they didn't.

Well, Chinese people like to eat rice...

jeez, who gives a rat's ass what this dill-head professor says about who drinks what - stuff him back down in that hole where he belongs...

Well, Chinese people like to eat rice...

jeez, who gives a rat's ass what this dill-head professor says about who drinks what - stuff him back down in that hole where he belongs...

I agree we should just ignore him but comparing Chinese people eating rice and homosexuals drinking urine or any other comparison... anyway somehow the two just don't have the same effect. :D

I agree we should just ignore him but comparing Chinese people eating rice and homosexuals drinking urine or any other comparison... anyway somehow the two just don't have the same effect. :D

At least I'm correct about the Chinese...

At least I'm correct about the Chinese...

Well in being accurate absolutely. :)

The only people who would listen to that guy are people already prejudiced about gays to begin with. I can't see anyone hearing this and going "REALLY?" If the idiot wants to attack gays there are certainly more legitamate ways that might actually get through to people then outright lying about something as what he is trying to argue.

I've read that the viking Berserkers ate "doping" mushrooms to boost themselves in battle, and they used to drink their urine (and the urine of their fellows) because the doping substance is carried off the body by pissing, so they had a second go at the dope.

Now, I would like to see that idiotic doc going back in the past and call the Berserkers "sissies!".

Some believe that they ate Amanita Muscaria mushrooms, who's active ingredient, Muscimol, is excreted in the urine rather than being broken down in the body. Siberian shamans have also used this mushroom and the urine containing it's active ingredient in rituals. I don't think the use of the mushrooms by the Vikings was ever confirmed though.
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