Homosexual Union Local 411
Neo Kervoskia
21-09-2006, 01:30
Inspired by a post by H N. What do you get when you join the union?
Excellent dental and eye plan
Affordable health insurance
Union car insurance
A comfortable retirement package
Discounts at the GAP, SAKS 5th Avenue, and Target and Lands End for us cheap gays.
Local updates on the Vast Homosexual Conspiracy
A subscription to the New Yorker and Die Zeit
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-09-2006, 01:38
Hell, even I would join in a splitsecond!
Does the package include not having to see any more threads like that other one, too?
Jello Biafra
21-09-2006, 01:39
Discounts on gym memberships and construction materials for the do-it-yourselfers.
Neo Kervoskia
21-09-2006, 01:59
Hell, even I would join in a splitsecond!
Does the package include not having to see any more threads like that other one, too?
It'd be cruel not to.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-09-2006, 02:01
It is not the "Homosexual Union", but the "Guild of Homosexual Intent." You also left out the GQ subscription.
And, before anyone questions me on my supreme knowledge of all things homosexual, I can tell you that this info comes straight from several interviews with my gay roommate.
Call to power
21-09-2006, 02:03
I wish I was gay now:(
Infinite Revolution
21-09-2006, 02:28
a sore bum and a feather boa
Free shepmagans
21-09-2006, 02:39
Damn my love for women! "Guild of homosexual intent" how cool is that? *sulks*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-09-2006, 02:44
Damn my love for women! "Guild of homosexual intent" how cool is that? *sulks*
Hey, how about we switch? You give me your love for women and I give you my love for men. We could totally switch back as soon as we're in. <.< I'd do worse things for discount at Target!
Hell, even I would join in a splitsecond!
Does the package include not having to see any more threads like that other one, too?
So then if I paid for your dental and eye care and bought you a car and paid for the insurance, paid for any medical problems, gave you money to buy clothes and shopped with you at GAP, SAKS 5th Avenue, Target and Lands End, and got you subscriptions to your favorite magazines then you'd...:p
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Free shepmagans
21-09-2006, 02:49
Hey, how about we switch? You give me your love for women and I give you my love for men. We could totally switch back as soon as we're in. <.< I'd do worse things for discount at Target!
You think that would work? Cause I'd totally be willing to try.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-09-2006, 02:51
You think that would work? Cause I'd totally be willing to try. Sure it would! To wit:
So then if I paid for your dental and eye care and bought you a car and paid for the insurance, paid for any medical problems, gave you money to buy clothes and shopped with you at GAP, SAKS 5th Avenue, Target and Lands End, and got you subscriptions to your favorite magazines then you'd...:p
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The bolded part would suffice, I'm easy like that. :p
Super-power
21-09-2006, 02:52
Discounts at the GAP, SAKS 5th Avenue, and Target and Lands End for us cheap gays.
Shouldn't it be Sacks Fifth? :D
Cannot think of a name
21-09-2006, 02:58
Surely there would be some way for a 'straight but not narrow' individual to join, in the same way that you don't have to be actually retired to join the AARP and such? Merely contributing your dues to the cause.
Then I can hang out and score one of those chicks whose friends are all gay guys...
Free shepmagans
21-09-2006, 02:59
Surely there would be some way for a 'straight but not narrow' individual to join, in the same way that you don't have to be actually retired to join the AARP and such? Merely contributing your dues to the cause.
Then I can hang out and score one of those chicks whose friends are all gay guys...
Back of the line scooter, I was here first.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-09-2006, 03:03
Well, I'm going to bed now - I better have that union membership card when I wake up, okay?
*temporarily hands off love for men to Free shepmagans*
*makes Target shopping list*
Well, I'm going to bed now - I better have that union membership card when I wake up, okay?
*temporarily hands off love for men to Free shepmagans*
*makes Target shopping list*
As soon as you get here to me in Miami I'll hand it to you personally. :D
You'll love Miami I'm sure.
Neo Kervoskia
21-09-2006, 03:13
Non-homosexuals may join, but they'll only get the dental plan, car insurance, and Target discounts.
Inspired by a post by H N. What do you get when you join the union?
Excellent dental and eye plan
Affordable health insurance
Union car insurance
A comfortable retirement package
Discounts at the GAP, SAKS 5th Avenue, and Target and Lands End for us cheap gays.
Local updates on the Vast Homosexual Conspiracy
A subscription to the New Yorker and Die Zeit
http://machall.com/index.php?do_command=show_strip&strip_id=381&auth=01101-10010-01010-10101-11111
Free shepmagans
21-09-2006, 03:18
Well, I'm going to bed now - I better have that union membership card when I wake up, okay?
*temporarily hands off love for men to Free shepmagans*
*makes Target shopping list*
*Temporarily becomes bi* Where's my card?:D
Non-homosexuals may join, but they'll only get the dental plan, car insurance, and Target discounts.
Meh, still worth it. Plus, I get to support gay people, who rock in all ways awesome.
UpwardThrust
21-09-2006, 04:55
Can bisexuals apply?
Upper Botswavia
21-09-2006, 05:48
Can bisexuals apply?
I certainly hope so! I want in!
Where do I sign up? :p Shopping, w00t!
Upper Botswavia
21-09-2006, 06:29
By the way, just a general note to everybody in this thread, THANKS!!!
It is so good to see a topic like this being treated in such a light hearted way, with silly, harmless jokes and no bashing. It is quite depressing to read the utter crap that so often comes out of people when discussing (or simply attacking) homosexuality, and when folks like you all are so positive and easy going and happy and silly it just makes me grin! THANKS!!! :fluffle:
By the way, just a general note to everybody in this thread, THANKS!!!
It is so good to see a topic like this being treated in such a light hearted way, with silly, harmless jokes and no bashing. It is quite depressing to read the utter crap that so often comes out of people when discussing (or simply attacking) homosexuality, and when folks like you all are so positive and easy going and happy and silly it just makes me grin! THANKS!!! :fluffle:
Gays are people too. They just prefer the same sex. Frankly, I'm just as comfortable with gays as with straights.
Cannot think of a name
21-09-2006, 10:26
As soon as you get here to me in Miami I'll hand it to you personally. :D
You'll love Miami I'm sure.
I just want to say that it's common in buildings sometimes to have little red lights and slight whirring noises and this shouldn't cause the two of you alarm. In fact, um, it's considered good luck to do, you know...what ever you're going to do, um...in front of the little red light...um...yeah...and, uh, later-I think I might have left something, uh...my...uh, coat...and I'll just come get it...but, you know...enjoy yourselves first...just, uh...relax...heh....
Cabra West
21-09-2006, 10:29
I'm tempted by the subscription for Die Zeit... do bis get into your union, or will we have to form our own? And can I bring my transgendered friend? He's such a cute goth girl! :)
Sure it would! To wit:
The bolded part would suffice, I'm easy like that. :p
Dibs on Witt-Witt once she's seen the light.
http://machall.com/index.php?do_command=show_strip&strip_id=381&auth=01101-10010-01010-10101-11111
I love that comic.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-09-2006, 13:42
As soon as you get here to me in Miami I'll hand it to you personally. :D
You'll love Miami I'm sure. Ah, right, I remember you trying to sell me on Miami before. Didn't work. But of course you didn't have the Target discount back then... :D
http://machall.com/index.php?do_command=show_strip&strip_id=381&auth=01101-10010-01010-10101-11111
Awesome.
Non-homosexuals may join, but they'll only get the dental plan, car insurance, and Target discounts.
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif
Dibs on Witt-Witt once she's seen the light. Hehe... *seductive eyelash flutter*
The Nazz
21-09-2006, 14:16
Damn my love for women! "Guild of homosexual intent" how cool is that? *sulks*
But wait, if I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, does that count? I mean, a really butch lesbian who still likes cuddling and candles and all that stuff.
Ah, right, I remember you trying to sell me on Miami before. Didn't work. But of course you didn't have the Target discount back then... :D
Awesome.
http://hardhouse2.orcon.net.nz/phpBB2/images/smiles/dancingemote.gif
Does this mean you're not coming?:(
Hehe... *seductive eyelash flutter*
Remember I have a nice house with a pool and I'm good at massage. :cool: ;)
Upper Botswavia
21-09-2006, 15:02
But wait, if I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, does that count? I mean, a really butch lesbian who still likes cuddling and candles and all that stuff.
Well, sure, I'd vouch for you! :)
The Nazz
21-09-2006, 15:05
Well, sure, I'd vouch for you! :)
Sweet!
Upper Botswavia
21-09-2006, 15:11
Sweet!
'Course, you might have to light a few candles and cuddle with me for a while to prove it, but that shouldn't be too bad. :D
Hehe... *seductive eyelash flutter*
Damn overachiever. *calls employer to say that she'l be, umm, ill for the next few hours and will not be able to turn up at work later*
I volunteer to start a local chapter in Amsterdam! I'll just have to change some of the discounts, though.