Swilatia
20-09-2006, 21:14
The [Real] Choose Wisely Party
Official Manifesto:
Once there was a spam-devoted party on NS, the Choose wisely party. however by fusing with a n00b's "pogo stick" party, some pure stupidity glorifying the pogo stick was added in. this is a tratorous act to the order of spam, as it has stripped the only "spam" party of its sanity, power, and above all, identity. this party was created to restore the glory that was the CWP. Below is the CWP's REAL Manifesto
In the beginning, there once was a thread; a thread so great that it grew so strong and so fast, that even through the hard times when it was first moved to Spam, it lived on. Today it has over 13,000 post of non +1 spam and is the love of many spammers.
Our purpose is to care for those who spam and provide a good time to all who lurk through social threads looking for entertainment and an escape from the serious debates.
The REAL Choose Wisely Constitution:
1. All members shall praise thy holy Peechland.
2. Reduced taxes for those who join the anti-fluffle movement.
3. Unlimited spam and random hi-jacks.
4. Silly poll options.
* For both serious, and silly threads.
5. Sig worthy posts.
6. +1
7. We promise to create a department to help in the fight against slow Jolt.
8. The right to choose.
* You've been chosen to participate in an international debate that will be televised all over the world. Topics will be drawn from a hat, but will be very similiar to the topics discussed here on NS. Each participant from the winning team will receive $250k cash, a new car and a their picture on the front page of Time Magazine.
Now choose your team from the players of NS. Who would your team consist of? For fun, you also have to name your team. Please try to have a minimum of 4 members in your team. You may of course have more.
9. The right to choose.
* Max Barry has decided to produce his own reality tv show and you have been chosen to participate. You have to select other members of NS to live with in a large house for a 6 month time period. If everyone plays nice, you will all receive $250k cash and will all be characters in Max's next book. But, if anyone gets reported to the "Mods", then upon review of the situation, that person will be sent home.....in reality tv terms- eliminated. No prize.
10. Classes on corrupting the masses are offered for free
Members:
Swilatia
Sonaj
Official Manifesto:
Once there was a spam-devoted party on NS, the Choose wisely party. however by fusing with a n00b's "pogo stick" party, some pure stupidity glorifying the pogo stick was added in. this is a tratorous act to the order of spam, as it has stripped the only "spam" party of its sanity, power, and above all, identity. this party was created to restore the glory that was the CWP. Below is the CWP's REAL Manifesto
In the beginning, there once was a thread; a thread so great that it grew so strong and so fast, that even through the hard times when it was first moved to Spam, it lived on. Today it has over 13,000 post of non +1 spam and is the love of many spammers.
Our purpose is to care for those who spam and provide a good time to all who lurk through social threads looking for entertainment and an escape from the serious debates.
The REAL Choose Wisely Constitution:
1. All members shall praise thy holy Peechland.
2. Reduced taxes for those who join the anti-fluffle movement.
3. Unlimited spam and random hi-jacks.
4. Silly poll options.
* For both serious, and silly threads.
5. Sig worthy posts.
6. +1
7. We promise to create a department to help in the fight against slow Jolt.
8. The right to choose.
* You've been chosen to participate in an international debate that will be televised all over the world. Topics will be drawn from a hat, but will be very similiar to the topics discussed here on NS. Each participant from the winning team will receive $250k cash, a new car and a their picture on the front page of Time Magazine.
Now choose your team from the players of NS. Who would your team consist of? For fun, you also have to name your team. Please try to have a minimum of 4 members in your team. You may of course have more.
9. The right to choose.
* Max Barry has decided to produce his own reality tv show and you have been chosen to participate. You have to select other members of NS to live with in a large house for a 6 month time period. If everyone plays nice, you will all receive $250k cash and will all be characters in Max's next book. But, if anyone gets reported to the "Mods", then upon review of the situation, that person will be sent home.....in reality tv terms- eliminated. No prize.
10. Classes on corrupting the masses are offered for free
Members:
Swilatia
Sonaj