NationStates Jolt Archive

Helpful Advice for Future Reference: Don't Get Drunk and Bite a Panda

Philosopy

20-09-2006, 17:03

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.
Apparently no-one told him that Panda's weren't really big cuddly teddy bears. So, if you're ever going on a long journey and fancy a few beers, I'd recommend you steer clear of the zoo on arrival.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

Call to power

20-09-2006, 17:05

couldn’t he of just poked it with a stick like normal people?

*goes back to harassing penguins*

Ginnoria

20-09-2006, 17:16

Pandas are really very gentle creatures, who are content to live in luxurious zoos and look cute. However, they can attack if they become severely annoyed.

[NS]Trilby63

20-09-2006, 17:29

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/heroic35.jpg

RAWR!

German Nightmare

21-09-2006, 01:37

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/stephen%20colbert%20steven%20colbert.jpg

Montacanos

21-09-2006, 01:40

In the mans defense, the Panda did bite first.