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What once use to be two different parties, is now one.

The Choose Wisely Party and The OMG POGO STICK!!1 Party have officially merged as of today.

The Choose [Your Pogo Stick] Wisely Party

Official Manifesto:

CYPSWP offers all the booze, weed, rubber chickens, and spam you could ever want!

In the beginning, there once was a thread; a thread so great that it grew so strong and so fast, that even through the hard times when it was first moved to Spam, it lived on. Today it has over 13,000 post of non +1 spam and is the love of many spammers.

Our purpose is to care for those who spam and provide a good time to all who lurk through social threads looking for entertainment and an escape from the serious debates, as well as provide the diverting activities of Penguin Poking, Squirrel Fishing, Rhino Petting, and Right-Clicking as free government services.

The amount of tax collected from each citizen will be directly proportional to the amount of lint on their hat.


The Holy Constitution, Blessed by Pope Zilam XXX:

1. All citizens, regardless of age, gender, color, or creed are required to wear a hat. No exceptions. All hats are regularly inspected for lint by government agents.

2. All members shall praise thy holy Peechland.

3. All members shall receive their choice of a free Panda, Penguin, or Duck-Billed Platypus.

4. Reduced taxes for those who join the anti-fluffle movement.

5. Walking is banned. Any form of transportation must be by Pogo Stick And/Or spam car only.

6. Unlimited spam and random hi-jacks.

7. All citizens are required to consume at least one half pint of rainbow sherbet daily.

8. Silly poll options.

* For both serious, and silly threads.

9. Whenever the Senate convenes, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will perform beforehand.

10. Sig worthy posts.

11. +1

12. We support the movement of Pi as religion. 3.14% of all taxes will fund this.

13. Our goal is to make you smile.

14. We promise to create a department to help in the fight against slow Jolt.

15. The right to choose.

* You've been chosen to participate in an international debate that will be televised all over the world. Topics will be drawn from a hat, but will be very similiar to the topics discussed here on NS. Each participant from the winning team will receive $250k cash, a new car and a their picture on the front page of Time Magazine.

Now choose your team from the players of NS. Who would your team consist of? For fun, you also have to name your team. Please try to have a minimum of 4 members in your team. You may of course have more. 16. The right to choose.

* Max Barry has decided to produce his own reality tv show and you have been chosen to participate. You have to select other members of NS to live with in a large house for a 6 month time period. If everyone plays nice, you will all receive $250k cash and will all be characters in Max's next book. But, if anyone gets reported to the "Mods", then upon review of the situation, that person will be sent home.....in reality tv terms- eliminated. No prize.

17. Classes on corrupting the masses are offered for free.


Cabinet:

Pope: Zilam XXX
Minister of Chocolate: The Beautiful Darkness
Understate Secretary for Sugar-Related Fracas - Righteous Munchee-Love
Minister of Pet Distribution - Ifreann
Minister of Naughtiness - Gravlen
Minister of Defense Against Trolls: WC Imperial Court
Minister of Obscure References and Embarassing Anecdotes: Straughn
Ephemeral Ministress of Spam Distribution: Ladamesansmerci


Foreign Policy:

The CYPSWP is in a state of perpetual war with all other nations. As such, we believe in maintaining a strong army of Rhinos and Squirrels to make preemptive strikes against all neighboring countries. All soldiers will be issued sweater vests made from industrial strength bubble-wrap for armor, and yarn garrotes for weapons. Once an enemy country has been subjugated, the Holy Constitution will be enforced upon the natives.



MEMBERS:
Ginnoria
Nadkor
Dosuun
Smunkeevile
Rather Large Noodles
Pepe Dominguez
RLI Returned
Righteous Munchee-Love
Flaitheas Druadh
Mirchaz
IL Ruffino
Gravlen
The Beautiful Darkness
Grape-eaters
Fascist Dominion
WC Imperial Court
Utracia
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
Straughn
Turquoise Days
Super-power
Ifreann
Righteous Munchee-Love
Ladamesansmerci


If your name is on the members list, and you would like it removed, please tell us!




PLEASE DO NOT POST IN THE ORIGINAL PARTY THREADS! THEY ARE NO LONGER TO BE USED.

This looks good, and I whole-heartedly support the merger and the new party :D

...but I want to have a cool title / position too... :(
*Lobbies for a place in the cabinet*

...but I want to have a cool title / position too... :(
*Lobbies for a place in the cabinet*

Ginn is in charge of that!

I hear he takes bribes..

Got any extra incentives?

Got any extra incentives?

Eternal whateverness.

Yay! :D

Officially recognised for my contributions to
chocolate! :cool:

Maybe I could be the minister of Public relations, Propaganda, Pie, Petunias and Pogo-indoctrinations? Or something?

Maybe I could be the minister of Public relations, Propaganda, Pie, Petunias and Pogo-indoctrinations? Or something?

I propose you as Minister of Naughtiness. :p

I propose you as Minister of Naughtiness. :p
:eek:

Hmm... I can live with that ;) :p

:eek:

Hmm... I can live with that ;) :p

I'll ask Ruffy to send you the keys to your "office" ASAP ;) :p

Wewt for new party!
*attempts happy dance on a pogo*
*creates new happy pogo dance*
Wewt!

you heard the ultimatum. i am indeed leaving this traitorous party.

*Parties* ;)

you heard the ultimatum. i am indeed leaving this traitorous party.

Well then give back your Panda/Penguin/Duck-Billed Platypus please.

Well then give back your Panda/Penguin/Duck-Billed Platypus please.

I haven't received my penguin yet. :(

Seeing as there already is a Minister of Chocolate, and it is not me, there seems to be no place for me in here. *sniff*

Seeing as there already is a Minister of Chocolate, and it is not me, there seems to be no place for me in here. *sniff*
You can always work in the Ministry of Chocolate and be there to swoop in when TBD gets assasinated. I mean.....eh......um.........
















Shit.

Well then give back your Panda/Penguin/Duck-Billed Platypus please.

i can't. I killed the stupid thing.

I haven't received my penguin yet. :(

Yes, someone needs to take charge of distributing animals to party members. I nominate myself as Panda/Penguin/Duck-Billed Platypus Distribution Minister. I also second my nomination. >.> <.<

i can't. I killed the stupid thing.

You'll have to owe the Party one.

Seeing as there already is a Minister of Chocolate, and it is not me, there seems to be no place for me in here. *sniff*

No! I need you!

You can be my assistant chocalitier, should you choose to accept such a position. :p

You can always work in the Ministry of Chocolate and be there to swoop in when TBD gets assasinated. I mean.....eh......um.........
Shit.

What, only just sworn in and assasination plots already? :( :eek:

Yes, someone needs to take charge of distributing animals to party members. I nominate myself as Panda/Penguin/Duck-Billed Platypus Distribution Minister. I also second my nomination. >.> <.<

If you don't assasinate me, I third your nomination. :p

i can't. I killed the stupid thing.
VOTE MOBRA!
AND FOR CHRISSAKE,
STOP KILLING THE FRAKEN BUNNY!

No! I need you!

You can be my assistant chocalitier, should you choose to accept such a position. :p

Under-state Secretary for Sugar-related Fracas? I guess I could live with that...

Yay! *brandishes hat*

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<body> OMG I ROX KTNXBAI ZOMG LOL I TTLY DOES!!!!!!!!
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:cool:

What, only just sworn in and assasination plots already? :( :eek:



If you don't assasinate me, I third your nomination. :p

Consider the assasination cancelled :D

Consider the assasination cancelled :D

Excellent :D

May your service to the party be long and glorious. :)

Excellent :D

May your service to the party be long and glorious. :)

Thank you Minster. What manner of penguin do you want?

Thank you Minster. What manner of penguin do you want?

A blue one, if you please.

A blue one, if you please.

Blue Penguin (http://accommodationgoldenbay.com/images/photo_blue.jpg)

Excellent ideas, people.

New appointees:
Understate Secretary for Sugar-Related Fracas - Righteous Munchee-Love
Minister of Pet Distribution - Ifreann
Minister of Naughtiness - Gravlen

Still open:
Minister of Hats
Minister of Spam Vehicles
(more to come...)

Excellent ideas, people.

New appointees:
Understate Secretary for Sugar-Related Fracas - Righteous Munchee-Love
Minister of Pet Distribution - Ifreann
Minister of Naughtiness - Gravlen

Still open:
Minister of Hats
Minister of Spam Vehicles
(more to come...)
I'm happy that this is working out so well :p

I have prior experience as Captain of the Guard. Could I then have a cabinet position, as Minister of Defense Against Trolls, or something of that nature? I assume I shall remain Captain of the Guard as well. Thanks :fluffle:

I'm happy that this is working out so well :p

I have prior experience as Captain of the Guard. Could I then have a cabinet position, as Minister of Defense Against Trolls, or something of that nature? I assume I shall remain Captain of the Guard as well. Thanks :fluffle:

It's yours. You may of course retain any original royal titles.

Minister of Defense Against Trolls: WC Imperial Court

Blue Penguin (http://accommodationgoldenbay.com/images/photo_blue.jpg)

Excellent. That will do nicely, thankyou. :D

Excellent ideas, people.

New appointees:
Understate Secretary for Sugar-Related Fracas - Righteous Munchee-Love
Minister of Pet Distribution - Ifreann
Minister of Naughtiness - Gravlen

Still open:
Minister of Hats
Minister of Spam Vehicles
(more to come...)

A wise choice... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex024.gif
I shall do my best... My very best indeed http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love072.gif

Ey! What of me?

Ey! What of me?

What position would you like?

Remember ... Choose wisely ...

What position would you like?

Official CYPSWP Penguin stalker :D

You'll have to owe the Party one.

sorry. because you merged, i will give you the worst possible punishment in NS: a knock-off thread.

Bumblebees' Ugly Maggot Problem

Have we tried recruiting Lunatic Goofballs to the party? We need a minister of clowning I think. :)

24 members registered? I like it! We are indeed a force to be reckoned with :)

Bumblebees' Ugly Maggot Problem

what?

what?

Hmm?

Basking Under Malevolent Palaeontology?

Straughn would like to be Minister of Obscure References and Embarassing Anecdotes.

Straughn would like to be Minister of Obscure References and Embarassing Anecdotes.

Will do.

Looking for the best party for smiles and laughter? Are YOU a spammer at heart? Now you too can be a sexy person!
In the upcoming elections you must Choose sensibly - You must Choose smartly

You must Vote for the [new] Choose wisely party - we promise a great PARTY.

Vote CWP - as soon as possible, and more then once.


The [new] Choose wisely party (CYPSWP) is a joint effort between the Choose Wisely party and teh OMG Pogo Stick party

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- And pie... And pogo sticks.

And you can keep your hat on ;)

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YES!!! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

YES!!! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yay, I knew PSP would come in handy!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yay, I knew PSP would come in handy!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'm only going to do this once, so shut up.

:fluffle:

Oh hell, how can I not join this party? One condition though: I want a cabinet position.

Oh hell, how can I not join this party? One condition though: I want a cabinet position.

Yay!

You will get a cabinet position!

What would you like to be?

Yay!

You will get a cabinet position!

What would you like to be?

what do you have?

what do you have?

We need a minister of Pogo Sticks and Spam Vehicles, I believe.

I'm only going to do this once, so shut up.

:fluffle:
:) ><:)

We need a minister of Pogo Sticks and Spam Vehicles, I believe.

I have no interest in either. Can I be the Ephemeral Ministress of Spam Distribution?

I have no interest in either. Can I be the Ephemeral Ministress of Spam Distribution?

Just don't expect me to ever pronounce ephemeral properly. Or Ladamesansmerci either for that matter ;)

what do you have?

Ginnoriannananana will have to answer that.

:) ><:)
Did I castrate you yet?
I have no interest in either. Can I be the Ephemeral Ministress of Spam Distribution?
Sure

Did I castrate you yet?

*checks*
No.

*checks*
No.

I'll look the other way if you get me a platapus skin wallet.

As Pope of this party I say:
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materi am possit materiari? Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! Amen

I'll look the other way if you get me a platapus skin wallet.

Give me 2 mins to skin a platypus and 3 to get a sweatshop worker to turn it into a wallet.

Oh hell, how can I not join this party? One condition though: I want a cabinet position.

Welcome! You have chosen wisely :D

Just don't expect me to ever pronounce ephemeral properly. Or Ladamesansmerci either for that matter ;)

I expect no such thing from any of you. As long as you can spell both, I shall be perfectly happy.

Thanks for the welcomes. :D Now it's time for Ruffy to edit the OP.

Give me 2 mins to skin a platypus and 3 to get a sweatshop worker to turn it into a wallet.
Yay!!
As Pope of this party I say:
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materi am possit materiari? Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! Amen
*gets drunks on holy wine*
Welcome! You have chosen wisely :D
Indeed!
Now it's time for Ruffy to edit the OP.
Indeedly doable!

Yay!!

*gets drunks on holy wine*

Indeed!

Indeedly doable!

Yay, but you do realize that I'm going to disappear into oblivion once the long weekend is over, right?

Yay, but you do realize that I'm going to disappear into oblivion once the long weekend is over, right?

:eek:

You... wha.. why? :(

:eek:

You... wha.. why? :(

because I actually...dare I say it...have a life now.

because I actually...dare I say it...have a life now.

AKA, she thinks she is better than us now. What a sell out.

because I actually...dare I say it...have a life now.

WHAT???

No. Just say no.

AKA, she thinks she is better than us now. What a sell out.

You wound me. And here I was, thinking NS would still welcome me even on my "off" days just floating around on the intraweb. You truly wound me. :(

Yay, but you do realize that I'm going to disappear into oblivion once the long weekend is over, right?

That doesn't matter as long as you're with us in spirit, with us with the spirits, and with us here by popping in from time to time :) :p http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/party.gif

AKA, she thinks she is better than us now. What a sell out.

I bet she hangs out with all the "popular" kids at school, now. :mad:

I bet she hangs out with all the "popular" kids at school, now. :mad:

pfft yeah.. wearing all the "preppy" clothes, and listens to pop music. I bet she even says "like, OMG!"

WHAT???

No. Just say no.

But but but...university entrance...scholarships...free money...

That doesn't matter as long as you're with us in spirit, with us with the spirits, and with us here by popping in from time to time :) :p http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/party.gif

Thank you. Good to know at least ONE person here still welcomes me.

I bet she hangs out with all the "popular" kids at school, now. :mad:

No, I end up spending whatever free time I have left from doing extracurricular stuff doing homework, working on my portfolio, and working on scholarship and university applications.

You wound me. And here I was, thinking NS would still welcome me even on my "off" days just floating around on the intraweb. You truly wound me. :(
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/welcome.gif
At least some of us will ;)

pfft yeah.. wearing all the "preppy" clothes, and listens to pop music. I bet she even says "like, OMG!"

Fine, say whatever you must. In the end, I'm off to have a social life now and you're not.

(It still hurts. :()

Fine, say whatever you must. In the end, I'm off to have a social life now and you're not.

(It still hurts. :()
Good luck on all that work you're going to be doing. I would just say "pop by if you get a chance" - it's always nice to see you around :)

So... have you found a nice hippie to spend time with? :D

*Ducks*

bump your abomination's thread all you wan't. no-one will vote for a bunch of flip-floppers. your party was once great, but no is a bunch of fools, you have driven many people off with your merge. those who refuse to join this because of the pogo stick, rainbow sherbert, and hat nonsense, there is a party that only conains hte goals of the original CWP. join the real CWP today!

bump your abomination's thread all you wan't. no-one will vote for a bunch of flip-floppers. your party was once great, but no is a bunch of fools, you have driven many people off with your merge. those who refuse to join this because of the pogo stick, rainbow sherbert, and hat nonsense, there is a party that only conains hte goals of the original CWP. join the real CWP today!

GTFO splitter.

GTFO splitter.
why should I?

why should I?

Oh you don't have to, I just wanted an excuse to call someone a splitter. Carry on. :)

Oh you don't have to, I just wanted an excuse to call someone a splitter. Carry on. :)

i was going to leave anyway.

GTFO splitter.

etherhgrhfghfghgfjgh

Nevermind, Dubby.

DUBBY! His sig has teh link!

yes, btw, i also directly made fun of your sig. your advert images are next.

yes, btw, i also directly made fun of your sig. your advert images are next.

I love your sig, btw :p

etherhgrhfghfghgfjgh

Nevermind, Dubby.
Why are you calling me Dubby?

Silly Ruffy.

Why are you calling me Dubby?

Silly Ruffy.

CODE ;)

CODE ;)

:confused:

:confused:

;)

wow. the pogo stic parety is so weak they are resorting to smiley spam to keep their thread alive.

wow. the pogo stic parety is so weak they are resorting to smiley spam to keep their thread alive.

Bring Up My Porsche?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/CYPSWP2.jpg

A masterpiece. :D

A masterpiece. :D

I want that penguin! :)

Good luck on all that work you're going to be doing. I would just say "pop by if you get a chance" - it's always nice to see you around :)

So... have you found a nice hippie to spend time with? :D

*Ducks*

Thank ye.

:p You wish. I seem to have found a fascist I feel slightly attached to, but those feelings are no more. I like my freedom, thank you.

No need to duck, I haven't swung anything at you...yet...*shifty eyes*

Thank ye.

:p You wish. I seem to have found a fascist I feel slightly attached to, but those feelings are no more. I like my freedom, thank you.

No need to duck, I haven't swung anything at you...yet...*shifty eyes*

A...:eek:

A...:eek:

if I had my choice, he would renown his fascist ways and convert to the ways of the Hippie.

if I had my choice, he would renown his fascist ways and convert to the ways of the Hippie.

Maybe he would have if you put out?
No, really, please don't punch me.

On a lighter note: I am singing No Doubt songs.

Maybe he would have if you put out?
No, really, please don't punch me.

On a lighter note: I am singing No Doubt songs.

:rolleyes:

I'm not going to punch you, so stop worrying. The worst I might do is chainsaw your head off, but that's a little too messy for right now. Maybe one day, when I'm bored.

:rolleyes:

I'm not going to punch you, so stop worrying. The worst I might do is chainsaw your head off, but that's a little too messy for right now. Maybe one day, when I'm bored.

:(

Atlease my arm wont hurt..

:(

Atlease my arm wont hurt..

Yes, and your neck will be able to feel a pleasant breeze. :)

Are YOU a spammer at heart? Now you too can be a sexy person!
In the upcoming elections you must Choose sensibly - You must Choose smartly

You must Vote for the [real] Choose wisely party

Vote CWP - as soon as possible, and more then once.


The [real] Choose wisely party (CWP) is the return of the original Choose Wisely party. none of teh OMG Pogo Stick party nonsense.

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now i cloned you advert. and i will use this to get meself new members.

A masterpiece. :D

i disagree with you. it pises me off that you have took over the cwp. for this treason i have started a new party, the REAL Choose Wisely Party.

That's the strangest poll I've seen in some time...

That's the strangest poll I've seen in some time...

Come on surely you can come up with something weirder. :p

Yo... I never joined this party... could you, y'know, take my name of the list, please?

If you don't, I'll fucking keelhaul you.

Yo... I never joined this party... could you, y'know, take my name of the list, please?

If you don't, I'll fucking keelhaul you.

You must've been in the pogo stick party?

:(

That's the strangest poll I've seen in some time...

*giggles*

A masterpiece. :D
Thank you, thank you. You're too kind.

I want that penguin! :)

It's in the mail. Woot for petsovernight.com

It's in the mail. Woot for petsovernight.com

Yay! :)

etherhgrhfghfghgfjgh

Nevermind, Dubby.
Its okay, thru the power of TGs I was able to find you :)

CODE ;) *nods* Ruffy's brilliant, you know. Well, he can be. :p

*confused**pats head.* You needn't worry about it, darling. (I am Dubby, btw)

;):p

wow. the pogo stic parety is so weak they are resorting to smiley spam to keep their thread alive.I realize you have difficulty understand many things. However, much can be said with a single smilie. Sometimes it IS just smilie spam. And sometimes entire words or phrases can be summed up in a single image. For instance, with just :fluffle: I can say I think you are immature, petulant child who needs more love. And with :upyours: I can be even more accurate with what I think and feel about you.

Are YOU a spammer at heart? Now you too can be a sexy person!
In the upcoming elections you must Choose sensibly - You must Choose smartly

You must Vote for the [real] Choose wisely party

Vote CWP - as soon as possible, and more then once.


The [real] Choose wisely party (CWP) is the return of the original Choose Wisely party. none of teh OMG Pogo Stick party nonsense.

Brought to the world by the wonderful Peechland, this ad paid for by the Order of spam.

now i cloned you advert. and i will use this to get meself new members.
That was clever of you. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, as they say. Not to mention the volumes it speaks about your own creativity.:rolleyes:

That's the strangest poll I've seen in some time...

Basically, Undersecretaries Manage Power.

Basically, Undersecretaries Manage Power.

Blowing Up My Pants

Bloody Undersecretary Means Problems

What are my animal options?

What are my animal options?

Right here ;)

Oops, sorry, I thought you said "animalistic". Easy mistake :p


THE ELECTION STARTS NEXT WEEK!

What are my animal options?

Platypus, Penguin or Panda.

When the hell is this so called election going to take place anyway?

Right here ;)

Oops, sorry, I thought you said "animalistic". Easy mistake :p


THE ELECTION STARTS NEXT WEEK!

When the hell is this so called election going to take place anyway?

Next week it seems.

election starts next week. I know you will lose, and maybe then you will realise what an abomination you have turned your party into.

election starts next week. I know you will lose, and maybe then you will realise what an abomination you have turned your party into.

I don't see us losing. We do have a fair few members, and there are some parties(yours for example) with just the two. They're going to be the ones who lose I imagine.

I don't see us losing. We do have a fair few members, and there are some parties(yours for example) with just the two. They're going to be the ones who lose I imagine.

members? is that all you care about? having lot of members? all i can guarantee is that you have lost some members, and possibly a great deal of votes because of your merge. besides, our plan is to target the fifth election, so shut about the real CWP's small size.

members? is that all you care about? having lot of members? all i can guarantee is that you have lost some members, and possibly a great deal of votes because of your merge. besides, our plan is to target the fifth election, so shut about the real CWP's small size.

See, members tend to vote for the party they are a member of. And you seem to be the only one who has announced that they are leaving the party(that I've noticed anyway). So you see that more members=>more votes=>more likely to get into power. Which is the goal of any political party, ultimately.

Good luck next year though :)

See, members tend to vote for the party they are a member of. And you seem to be the only one who has announced that they are leaving the party(that I've noticed anyway). So you see that more members=>more votes=>more likely to get into power. Which is the goal of any political party, ultimately.

Good luck next year though :)

but its only 24 votes. and ppl who are not part f any party vote for the party that matches their beliefs most. and because of the MASSIVE contradistions in your contition, that would make for a very short list.

but its only 24 votes. and ppl who are not part f any party vote for the party that matches their beliefs most. and because of the MASSIVE contradistions in your contition, that would make for a very short list.

Contradistions? You mean contradictions? And I assume contition is constitution. I don't think anything in our constitution contradicts anything else there.

And as for matching beliefs since our two constitutions are so very very similar there's going to be a lot of overlap in our demographics, but I see us getting more votes. I predict something like this:
X=A + B + C
Y=D + E
X-People who vote CYPSWP
Y-People who vote RCWP
A-People who liked the original CWP constitution
B-People who liked the original OMGPSP constitution
C-Party members
D-People who liked the original CWP constitution, but are opposed to some/all of the OMGPSP constitution
E-Party members

We have a wider demographic, we're more likely to get mroe votes. But I could be wrong of course. We'll see when the results are out, eh?

Oh, and elections start tomorrow so:
OMGWTFPOGOSTICK ELECTION BUMP-GASM.

Oh, and elections start tomorrow so:

That is jolly good news, wotwot! May the best party win. http://cyborg2.com/images/emoticons/tea.gif

OMGWTFPOGOSTICK ELECTION BUMP-GASM.

What on Earth are you saying, young man? People these days rarely use proper English, it is a bloody shame.

That is jolly good news, wotwot! May the best party win. http://cyborg2.com/images/emoticons/tea.gif



What on Earth are you saying, young man? People these days rarely use proper English, it is a bloody shame.

Pffft, you don't speak English either. You speak that British or something. I wish I knew how to speak that language. Alls I knows is that I speak American. mmmmhmmm

Contradistions? You mean contradictions? And I assume contition is constitution. I don't think anything in our constitution contradicts anything else there.

And as for matching beliefs since our two constitutions are so very very similar there's going to be a lot of overlap in our demographics, but I see us getting more votes. I predict something like this:
X=A + B + C
Y=D + E
X-People who vote CYPSWP
Y-People who vote RCWP
A-People who liked the original CWP constitution
B-People who liked the original OMGPSP constitution
C-Party members
D-People who liked the original CWP constitution, but are opposed to some/all of the OMGPSP constitution
E-Party members

We have a wider demographic, we're more likely to get mroe votes. But I could be wrong of course. We'll see when the results are out, eh?
no. while it is set in stone how it will go for my party in this election (as i am not participatin in it) it is foolish for you to make a prediction about election 5 now.

Pffft, you don't speak English either. You speak that British or something. I wish I knew how to speak that language. Alls I knows is that I speak American. mmmmhmmm

If the NBIP were to come into power, then all schoolchildren throughout the Emparh will be taught how to speak proper English, wot! I suppose it will be too late for damn colonials such as yourself that have already left school, but there will be hope yet for the future of your bloody colony. Huzzah!

Would anyone like some tea and biscuits?

If the NBIP were to come into power, then all schoolchildren throughout the Emparh will be taught how to speak proper English, wot! I suppose it will be too late for damn colonials such as yourself that have already left school, but there will be hope yet for the future of your bloody colony. Huzzah!

Would anyone like some tea and biscuits?

Oh don't make me go ebonics on you :p

What on Earth are you saying, young man? People these days rarely use proper English, it is a bloody shame.

yes we should ban ths silly language called "12-year-old AOLer" same thing goes for 1337.

no. while it is set in stone how it will go for my party in this election (as i am not participatin in it) it is foolish for you to make a prediction about election 5 now.

I wasn't making predictions about election 5 :confused:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/CYPSWP4.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/CYPSWP3.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/CYSPWP5.jpg

That is jolly good news, wotwot! May the best party win. http://cyborg2.com/images/emoticons/tea.gif
Good luck old bean.


What on Earth are you saying, young man? People these days rarely use proper English, it is a bloody shame.

I really don't know :(

Good luck old bean.
My thanks, old chap.

I really don't know :(
You yourself do not understand what you are saying? That is frightful, wot! :eek:

Penguin, Platypus, or Panda, eh?

Not panda. I've no bamboo to feed it, and while i feel like itd be lots of fun, i dunno how i'd fit it in my dorm room.

Penguin, obvious is the choice. Smaller so easier to take care of and just plain better. :)

election has started. and on the poll you are under "other". HA! now you I am not the only one who sees this new party as a stupid abomination.

election has started. and on the poll you are under "other". HA! now you I am not the only one who sees this new party as a stupid abomination.

Er, in case you didn't notice, your party was under the same option. :rolleyes:

Er, in case you didn't notice, your party was under the same option. :rolleyes:
for the 999th time, i am not participating in this election.

for the 999th time, i am not participating in this election.

Oh, of course, my bad. You creating a parody party doesn't count, does it? :rolleyes:

Oh, of course, my bad. You creating a paradoy party doesn't count, does it? :rolleyes:

no. I am waiting for the 5th election. that is when I strike. and what is a paradoy?

election has started. and on the poll you are under "other". HA! now you I am not the only one who sees this new party as a stupid abomination.

1: So are you
2: You mean the unofficial poll that has no bearing on the election at all and is limited to 10 option?
3: If you've already given up on this election then what are you really doing? Still whining about the merger? Get over it.

no. I am waiting for the 5th election. that is when I strike. and what is a paradoy?

A misspelling. It should read parody.

A misspelling. It should read parody.

but you said paradoy. and did not fix it after saying it was a mistake.

but you said paradoy. and did not fix it after saying it was a mistake.

If it bothers you that much, I will. :rolleyes:

If it bothers you that much, I will. :rolleyes:

no, it does not bother me.

no, it does not bother me.

Is that why you had to point out twice that it was misspelled?(sp?)

Is that why you had to point out twice that it was misspelled?(sp?)

to throw the debate off topic.

to throw the debate off topic.

This isn't much of a debate. It's kind of you just going 'You're not going to win, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Shut up, I only care about the next election'

This isn't much of a debate. It's kind of you just going 'You're not going to win, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Shut up, I only care about the next election'
no. it's not that.

no. it's not that.

Well 10/10 for pointing out what it is :)

Well 10/10 for pointing out what it is :)

the reason why i did not let you know is to keep it off topic.

the reason why i did not let you know is to keep it off topic.

Your skills of keeping things off topics amazes me. I think I love you. Please, have my cyber babies.

Your skills of keeping things off topics amazes me. I think I love you. Please, have my cyber babies.

are you being serious or sarcastic here? BTW goodbye.

VOTE CYPSWP! NOW!

ATTENTION!

It is time to vote, if you haven't yet done so!

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/election/

Please do not cheat or use puppets, they can tell if you are. They WILL NOT count any of them. Do good, don't cheat.

I have voted.


Have YOU? :)

My sister would really like it if I got a penguin. They are her favorite animals. But I'm not sure....

I have voted.


Have YOU? :)

Yep :D

My sister would really like it if I got a penguin. They are her favorite animals. But I'm not sure....

Penguins are cool. *nod*

I got a blue one :D

I say chaps, it looks close between our two parties. Ah well, at least you're not filthy pirates, wot!

Would anyone like a nice hot cuppa? http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/tea.gif Cheers!

I say chaps, it looks close between our two parties. Ah well, at least you're not filthy pirates, wot!

Would anyone like a nice hot cuppa? http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/tea.gif Cheers!

:)><:)

Cheers!

I say chaps, it looks close between our two parties. Ah well, at least you're not filthy pirates, wot!

Would anyone like a nice hot cuppa? http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/tea.gif Cheers!

Oh, how do we tell? *Offers biscuits too*

Oh, how do we tell? *Offers biscuits too*

Linky, wot! (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/election/results.htm).

That is all the votes so far, it doesn't give a total number so you will have to scroll down to get an idea of how things are going. Bear in mind that those pirate scum have been cheating, as well as a few others. It is disgraceful, wot!

The NBIP are doing very well indeed. Huzzah! http://www.nloc.net/vbforum/images/smilies/British%20Flag.gif

Linky, wot! (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/election/results.htm).

That is all the votes so far, it doesn't give a total number so you will have to scroll down to get an idea of how things are going. Bear in mind that those pirate scum have been cheating, as well as a few others. It is disgraceful, wot!

The NBIP are doing very well indeed. Huzzah! http://www.nloc.net/vbforum/images/smilies/British%20Flag.gif

Eek, that's a lot of votes. How do you tell whos cheating, have you been comparing all the IPs? :confused:

Eek, that's a lot of votes. How do you tell whos cheating, have you been comparing all the IPs? :confused:

*nodnod*

:)

Eek, that's a lot of votes. How do you tell whos cheating, have you been comparing all the IPs? :confused:

Yarr, we be checking that number where it says remote name, wot! *Sips rum*

*Lifts eyepatch* How's my pirate disguise holding up, old chap. Shiver my timbers, wot!

*nodnod*

:)

Oh. I don't know much about this, but what if they don't have a static IP?

Yarr, we be checking that number where it says remote name, wot! *Sips rum*

*Lifts eyepatch* How's my pirate disguise holding up, old chap. Shiver my timbers, wot!

You're in the wrong thread! :eek:

But other than that, it's a brilliant disguse. May I have some of that rum?

You're in the wrong thread! :eek:

But other than that, it's a brilliant disguse. May I have some of that rum?

I am rather good at this disguise lark, wot! I think I should join Her Majesty's secret servise. God save the Queen!

*Pours rum* Yarr!

I am rather good at this disguise lark, wot! I think I should join Her Majesty's secret servise. God save the Queen!

*Pours rum* Yarr!

Excellent. You show those pirates what for! ;)

*Sips rum*

I missed something important didn't I? :(

I got so voted before I drank.

However, my inebriated condition was insufficient to prevent me from Choosing Wisely. ;)

I missed something important didn't I? :(

Kill Gin for me.

Oh, and I have selected a baby panda bear all for my own. :)

I will name him "Che" ...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/NazcaVisitor/PaPr.gif

I missed something important didn't I? :(

Have you voted yet, dear fellow? If not, then I suggest that you cast your vote for the New British Imperial Party.

http://www.statichost.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/britflag.gif

Have you voted yet, dear fellow? If not, then I suggest that you cast your vote for the New British Imperial Party.

http://www.statichost.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/britflag.gif

WHOA WHOA WHAO WHOA!

Who do you think you are?!

Out!

OUT I SAY!

Oh, and I have selected a baby panda bear all for my own. :)

I will name him "Che" ...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/NazcaVisitor/PaPr.gif

That's hot.

EDIT: I remember making this loooooong ago!

WHOA WHOA WHAO WHOA!

Who do you think you are?!

Out!

OUT I SAY!

How rude! :eek:

Although I never should of expected a damn colonial such as yourself to act like a gentleman.

Kill Gin for me.

:eek:

That's hot.

EDIT: I remember making this loooooong ago!

Not as hot as you ... ;)

*tries to get assassination order rescinded*

EDIT: OMG me too ... hehe :fluffle:

How rude! :eek:

Although I never should of expected a damn colonial such as yourself to act like a gentleman.

*throws burberry hat off a bridge*

Go, save the hat, you chav!

:eek:
Hah!
Not as hot as you ... ;)

*tries to get assassination order rescinded*
*cancels*
EDIT: OMG me too ... hehe :fluffle:
Yippy!

Have you voted yet, dear fellow? If not, then I suggest that you cast your vote for the New British Imperial Party.

http://www.statichost.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/britflag.gif

Do youse guys vote for your Queen yet?

*throws burberry hat off a bridge*

Go, save the hat, you chav!

I say, those burberry hats have been outlawed by the NBIP.

Cherio, old bean! *Hurries to destroy the hat*

I say, those burberry hats have been outlawed by the NBIP.

Cherio, old bean! *Hurries to destroy the hat*

:gundge:

No fair!

I say, those burberry hats have been outlawed by the NBIP.

Cherio, old bean! *Hurries to destroy the hat*

OMG it's a BNP shill!

:gundge:

No fair!

You neglected to mention what exactly it is that you find unfair. :confused:

Oh well, I suppose some tea and biscuits will make you feel better, wot!

:gundge:

No fair!

Uhhhhh.

Life isn't fair you know.

I say, those burberry hats have been outlawed by the NBIP.

Cherio, old bean! *Hurries to destroy the hat*

Savor your bareheadedness and your ridiculous British accents while you can ... very soon the CYPSWP will invade your homeland, bring you freedom and your very own hat. You shall greet us as liberators and learn the holy ways of Pi. Bwaahahahah!! :D

You neglected to mention what exactly it is that you find unfair. :confused:

Oh well, I suppose some tea and biscuits will make you feel better, wot!
Aye.
Uhhhhh.

Life isn't fair you know.
HEY.

Shut up and vote CWP. :mad:

I represent the Happiness through Dental Health party. Our leader always chews wisely.

So, when shall the results be made known? :)

I Chose Wisely :cool:

I Chose Wisely :cool:

Yay!

ATTENTION!

It is time to vote, if you haven't yet done so!

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/election/

Please do not cheat or use puppets, they can tell if you are. They WILL NOT count any of them. Do good, don't cheat.
I done voted Wisely. Wewt.

Oh, and I have selected a baby panda bear all for my own. :)

I will name him "Che" ...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/NazcaVisitor/PaPr.gif
I approve of this panda.
Have you voted yet, dear fellow? If not, then I suggest that you cast your vote for the New British Imperial Party.

http://www.statichost.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/britflag.gif

Naughty NBIP. Tut tut tut. What would Her Majesty think?

I hope that everyone here chose wisely. I sure did. :)

I always Choose Wisely.

Choose Wisely once, guys. Nobody likes cheaters

Choose Wisely once, guys. Nobody likes cheaters

Cheeters never prosper. *Waggles finger* ;)

Cheaters never win, and winners never cheat. :)

Winners never cheat, and cheaters never get to be covered in melted chocolate while being handed large exotic drinks with umbrellas by attractive people on a beach in Florida Keys. *Nods*

No, cheaters gets put on hold by the phone operator of destiny, while they're quickly running out of quarters.

Winners never cheat, and cheaters never get to be covered in melted chocolate while being handed large exotic drinks with umbrellas by attractive people on a beach in Florida Keys. *Nods*

No, cheaters gets put on hold by the phone operator of destiny, while they're quickly running out of quarters.
And if that isnt reason to not cheat, what is?

On the other hand, I could always get a platypus, which would serve to remind me that if there is some Higher Power or Creator, He/She/It has a sense of humor. And I should learn to laugh more easily. Oh, decisions, decisions

does anyone have any useful advice? Should I choose a platypus or a penguin?:confused:

does anyone have any useful advice? Should I choose a platypus or a penguin?:confused:

Platypi have poisonous spikes on them (the males anyway). None of the penguins do though. :)

Platypies may have poison spurs, but the do not be fooled into believing the innocence of the seemingly humble penguin.

Just look at 'em, with their beady little eyes and the way they always sliding around. They're sly and quite possibly the root of all evil.

Beware the Penguins.

:sniper:

Platypi have poisonous spikes on them (the males anyway). None of the penguins do though. :)

But what if I got a female?

Also, ive decided that i think the plural of platypus should be platypussies, and then, if i did decide on a platypus, i could name it Platypussy Cat

Platypies may have poison spurs, but the do not be fooled into believing the innocence of the seemingly humble penguin.

Just look at 'em, with their beady little eyes and the way they always sliding around. They're sly and quite possibly the root of all evil.

Beware the Penguins.

:sniper:

Welcome, may I interest you in a nice panda bear? :)

EVERYONE: VOTE NOW! OFFICIAL THREAD (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=501923)

But what if I got a female?

Also, ive decided that i think the plural of platypus should be platypussies, and then, if i did decide on a platypus, i could name it Platypussy Cat

That's wrong on so many levels. :p

But sure, whatever does it for you. ;)

That's wrong on so many levels. :p

But sure, whatever does it for you. ;)

hehehehehe. What? 0:-)

I think I'll have to opt for the penguin tho.

Your party has won 4 seats in Parliament. The results can be found here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11772706&postcount=140).

Please decide upon 4 MPs, and announce them here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502218) as soon as possible.

Ok, since we actually got so many seats..

Ginny and I were talking..

We think the members should decide.

And..well, go ahead, decide!

*notes that he would like to be excluded from getting a seat*

So then, look at the member list, discuss, decide!

*notes that he would like to be excluded from getting a seat*

You're not coming yourself? Excellent, old boy! My legislation to ban all pogo sticks forever will get a much easier ride now, wotwot!

You're not coming yourself? Excellent, old boy! My legislation to ban all pogo sticks forever will get a much easier ride now, wotwot!

thats one good thing about your party.

thats one good thing about your party.
There are many good things about our party, old chap! Tea for all, cream cakes, and a glorious statue of Terry Wogan in Trafalgar Square!

Here, have a colony.

You're not coming yourself? Excellent, old boy! My legislation to ban all pogo sticks forever will get a much easier ride now, wotwot!

Rest assured that all four of our MPs shall be staunch defenders of the faith of Pi.

One Party, Invisible (on gabbly), with Penguins and Pandas for All.

Anyway, I nominate Gravlen and Ifreann for their excellent work making our campaign posters. :)

Anyway, I nominate Gravlen and Ifreann for their excellent work making our campaign posters. :)

Seconded

Seconded

Thirded

*Stumbles drunkenly into thread* I say, I love all you chaps...

I am having a gay old time, wot! Gosh, this place is full of Johnny foreigners. Ah well, *hands out rum*

Thirded
destroyed.

Rest assured that all four of our MPs shall be staunch defenders of the faith of Pi.

One Party, Invisible (on gabbly), with Penguins and Pandas for All.
you forgot platypuses. honestly? whats a party that can't remember it's own constitution?

Thirded

Fourthed. Speaking of, do we need to nominate 4 members?

you forgot platypuses. honestly? whats a party that can't remember it's own constitution?

That's "platypi" and since the Pledge of Allegiance advocates only two adjectives for US citizens, I arbitrarily left one of ours out to make the parody sound better. And learn to capitalize, silly. :)

Fourthed. Speaking of, do we need to nominate 4 members?

Yes you do. Then we'll vote. :cool:

Yay, I got nominated. Wewt.

Oh, and we should nominate more than 4 members, then vote. I nominate all our cabinet, excluding myself and Gravlen, i.e.:Zilam XXX, The Beautiful Darkness, Righteous Munchee-Love, WC Imperial Court, Straughn, Ladamesansmerci.

Yay, I got nominated. Wewt.

Oh, and we should nominate more than 4 members, then vote. I nominate all our cabinet, excluding myself and Gravlen, i.e.:Zilam XXX, The Beautiful Darkness, Righteous Munchee-Love, WC Imperial Court, Straughn, Ladamesansmerci.

W00T! 4 seats! We're number one! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen055.gif
:D

I second the motion! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen148.gif

We're number one!
Number two, actually, old sport! First of the losers and all that, wotwot!

Number two, actually, old sport! First of the losers and all that, wotwot!
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/eatdrink052.gif
Pffft! Four seats is four seats you limey nutter. So we're tied for first over a cup of tea. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love044.gif

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/whacky084.gif

since the Pledge of Allegiance advocates only two adjectives for US citizens
don't be an amerocenrtist. focus on the real world (Europe), biatch.

Yay, I got nominated. Wewt.

Oh, and we should nominate more than 4 members, then vote. I nominate all our cabinet, excluding myself and Gravlen, i.e.:Zilam XXX, The Beautiful Darkness, Righteous Munchee-Love, WC Imperial Court, Straughn, Ladamesansmerci.

:eek: I've been nominated! :D

:fluffle:

:eek: I've been nominated! :D

:fluffle:

It's only right - Your expertise in the field of chocolate is extremely valuable ;)

:fluffle:

It's only right - Your expertise in the field of chocolate is extremely valuable ;)

:fluffle:

Coupled with my native knowledge of platypi, of course. ;)

:fluffle:

don't be an amerocenrtist. focus on the real world (Europe), biatch.

No.

YAY FLUFFLES! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

If there are no other nominations then shall we get to voting? No point making a poll, we only want party members to vote, so once we have the list of nominees we'll just have to vote manually, i.e. write out the name of who you want to vote for(:eek:).

Objections?

No.

YAY FLUFFLES! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

you should be ashamed of yourself.

you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why?

If there are no other nominations then shall we get to voting? No point making a poll, we only want party members to vote, so once we have the list of nominees we'll just have to vote manually, i.e. write out the name of who you want to vote for(:eek:).

Objections?

How many people can we vote for?

How many people can we vote for?

One vote per member and the top 4 get the seats I guess. As it stands there are 24 members and 8 nominees.

One vote per member and the top 4 get the seats I guess.

Ok. *Goes off to think*

May or may not accept bribes. [/insert angel smile here]

Ok, I'm convinced. I vote for Gravlen. :)

:fluffle:

Ok, I'm convinced. I vote for Gravlen. :)

:fluffle:

*One bribe later* :D

:fluffle:

Now... Who should I vote for? One can vote for oneself, right?

*One bribe later* :D

:fluffle:

Now... Who should I vote for? One can vote for oneself, right?

One could, although it may be a little dodgy. :p

:fluffle:

One could, although it may be a little dodgy. :p

:fluffle:

Is that a hint? ;) Hmmm... What to do, what to do...
*Thinks about chocolate*

:fluffle:

Is that a hint? ;) Hmmm... What to do, what to do...
*Thinks about chocolate*

:fluffle:

Chocolate? Where did that come into the equation (other than the fact that all chocolate products come under my jurisdiction). ;)

:fluffle:

Chocolate? Where did that come into the equation (other than the fact that all chocolate products come under my jurisdiction). ;)

:fluffle:

Well, I was just thinking - would it be a good idea to strengthen the position and importance of chocolate? Should the minister of Chocolates be an MP to keep fighting the good fight? :)

:fluffle:

Well, I was just thinking - would it be a good idea to strengthen the position and importance of chocolate? Should the minister of Chocolates be an MP to keep fighting the good fight? :)

:fluffle:

Hmm, you may be right, chocolate is a vital commodity...
But I don't want to have to debate serious issues! :p
:fluffle: