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How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

not enough :p

well yeah depends on what you mean sex is about once every 3 days masturbation is about 4 times a day though its going down sharply which is scary (yes I have a very weird and varied life)

EDIT: and yourself?

...or Voyeur's Reunited XXVII

not enough :p

well yeah depends on what you mean sex is about once every 3 days masturbation is about 4 times a day though its going down sharply which is scary (yes I have a very weird and varied life)

EDIT: and yourself?

I'm not a real person. So I couldn't say.

I'm not a real person. So I couldn't say.

:eek: your a sex machine ;)

:eek: your a sex machine ;)S
Shhhhhh.

When I saw this thread title I thought of South Park. Can't imagine why. :p

I was expecting something a little more "spicy", to be honest... :p

Anyways... Yeah, I agree with "Not Enough".

It's for me to know and for you to guess :p

You're really bad with Roman numerals. Are you trying to get 94? Becuase that's like LXXXXIV

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives.

You're really bad with Roman numerals. Are you trying to get 94? Becuase that's like LXXXXIV

It's not Roman numerals. It's a Spanish sexual term that means 'Take me now, Rodrigo'.

It's not Roman numerals. It's a Spanish sexual term that means 'Take me now, Rodrigo'.

IXIV

You're really bad with Roman numerals. Are you trying to get 94? Becuase that's like LXXXXIV

More like XCIV.

You're really bad with Roman numerals. Are you trying to get 94? Becuase that's like LXXXXIV
You're even worse with Roman numerals, because 94 clearly is XCIV.

As for the topic - definitely not enough...

DAMMIT! I just saw that post above mine. Guess I'm about 5 minutes too slow today. Or my brain is too slow today. Whatever. Meh!

whenever I want it.

How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

not often enough :p (in terms of days of the week)
but when we have the ability to, its many times a day :D

whenever I want it.

never?

When I saw this thread title I thought of South Park. Can't imagine why. :p

Good episode. Good good episode.

How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

*slips hand into pants*

never?

often.....I don't really keep count.

let's see it's Tuesday, so twice today....other than that I don't even have an estimate.

Never.

often.....I don't really keep count.

let's see it's Tuesday, so twice today....other than that I don't even have an estimate.

I think for the first time in my life I'm thinking that marriage would be a good thing. Or do you mean with a dildo?

often.....I don't really keep count.

let's see it's Tuesday, so twice today....other than that I don't even have an estimate.

I'm so jealous do you like go “on the table now” and begin?

I think for the first time in my life I'm thinking that marriage would be a good thing. Or do you mean with a dildo?
I have no need or want for anything but my husband.

I'm so jealous do you like go “on the table now” and begin?
sometimes. :p

Never.

well there a plenty of NS'ers take your pick :p

sometimes. :P

but he must be at least middle aged and thus is not a machine?.....right?

well there a plenty of NS'ers take your pick :p


No. Never, because I don't want to engage in sexual activity.

What have you heard? What are you trying to say? You tryin' to imply something? I don't have to prove anything to you. Why don't you just leave me alone? man I hate you guys



guess...

Less now that my ex-girlfriend (obviously) and I split up a fortnight back.

guess...

Not very often seems to be a good guess for most NSers, apparently. ;)

but he must be at least middle aged and thus is not a machine?.....right?
he is 31, I don't think that counts as middle aged yet, barring illness he seems to keep up with me fine (and enjoys it too:cool: )

Perhaps the Modedit should have changed the thread title to 'The Ups and Ups of Smunkee's sex life'. :p

What have you heard? What are you trying to say? You tryin' to imply something? I don't have to prove anything to you. Why don't you just leave me alone? man I hate you guys



guess...
Virgio Intacto!

Perhaps the Modedit should have changed the thread title to 'The Ups and Ups of Smunkee's sex life'. :p

what?! :eek: :p

if sex isn't bad, then there shouldn't be anything wrong with me talking about it. It's not even like I am doing anything immoral....well, unless you are Catholic, then I am doing tons of immoral.

Virgio Intacto!

Not quite that bad, but since the last time I believe a new born would have reached sexual maturity.

God damn that's a depressing way to put it...

Virgio Intacto!

Virgo

NSers generally seem to have general problems with Latin, not just the Roman numbers :D ;)

Every day. :)

what?! :eek: :p

if sex isn't bad, then there shouldn't be anything wrong with me talking about it. It's not even like I am doing anything immoral....well, unless you are Catholic, then I am doing tons of immoral.
:eek: I didn't say there was anything wrong with you talking about it, did I? :confused:

Twice a week. My boyfriend's days off. Sunday and Monday.

Perhaps the Modedit should have changed the thread title to 'The Ups and Ups of Smunkee's sex life'. :p

I have learned so much about the sex habits of the Wild North American Smunkee over the last couple weeks that I think I'm about ready to do a nature show on it...;p

I have learned so much about the sex habits of the Wild North American Smunkee over the last couple weeks that I think I'm about ready to do a nature show on it...;p

you should have been in Bible study this morning LOL, I walked in late and left early, and I heard the leader say "she's going to have sex I bet"

now, seriously, I have no clue where she got that idea, other than I answered my cell and said "yeah, they are with grandma?" and "okay I am on my way"

LOL

Twice a week. My boyfriend's days off. Sunday and Monday.

that’s frightfully low if I may be so bold as to say

you should have been in Bible study this morning LOL, I walked in late and left early, and I heard the leader say "she's going to have sex I bet"

now, seriously, I have no clue where she got that idea, other than I answered my cell and said "yeah, they are with grandma?" and "okay I am on my way"

LOL

Why are there two Smunkees?

When a church group guy comments on your sex...I don't have an end for that one...

that’s frightfully low if I may be so bold as to say

You are correct. It's better than none at all. At least that's what I tell myself.

Why are there two Smunkees?

When a church group guy comments on your sex...I don't have an end for that one...

I have a puppet

oh, and yeah, it's a woman who leads the study, and it's a women's study.

If we go by my very loose definition of "sexual activity", then I'm at it constantly.

If we go by the US Senate vs. President William J. Clinton definition, then once or twice a day.

Depends on the week. Sometimes we have sex four times a week, sometimes we only have sex twice a week.

You are correct. It's better than none at all. At least that's what I tell myself.

well he's got 2 whole days off maybe he make up for it?

Depends on the week. Sometimes we have sex four times a week, sometimes we only have sex twice a week.
You shouldn't refer to yourself as "we"... not even Queen Victoria did that.

You shouldn't refer to yourself as "we"... not even Queen Victoria did that.

but that would imply one has more than the other after all I want to know if there is any gossip goings on

Never to date...

*slips hand into pants*
:eek: *Junii takes LG's hand out of his pants* thanks for the enthusiasm... but I just consider you a 'friend'. :D

I have no need or want for anything but my husband.

sometimes. :pdamn... there goes my plan to entice you away from him... :headbang:

I have learned so much about the sex habits of the Wild North American Smunkee over the last couple weeks that I think I'm about ready to do a nature show on it...;p*Grabs Camera* Dibs on the posistion of Cameraman!

you should have been in Bible study this morning LOL, I walked in late and left early, and I heard the leader say "she's going to have sex I bet"

now, seriously, I have no clue where she got that idea, other than I answered my cell and said "yeah, they are with grandma?" and "okay I am on my way"

LOLnooo... there must be other reasons to have those two lines... give me a moment and I'll think up some...

Why are there two Smunkees?because one can never have too much of a good thing?

When a church group guy comments on your sex...I don't have an end for that one...... err... it's approved by God?
... they too want to join in?
... proves that "The Bible" isn't the only thing they're studying
... Proves that they bugged Smunkee's home.
... they too are jelouse of Smunkee's husband.
:D :D :D :D

this thread is rather depressing I must say...

this thread is rather depressing I must say...


It needs pictures.

At the present time, never. I've been celibate by choice for a while now, which is rather unpleasant, but necessary.

It needs pictures.

no it needs cleverly positioned similes!

:D
0i0
:eek:

which is rather unpleasant, but necessary.

why?

I have not had sex since my wife left me last year.
She left me with two children to care for and between working full time and caring for my children I do not have time to date.

But consider this an open invitation to any of the lovely young women of NS.
:fluffle:

1 time. In my entire life (well, thus far)

I guess for me, since I've only had it once it would be once every fifteen years.

1 time. In my entire life (well, thus far)

I guess for me, since I've only had it once it would be once every fifteen years.

considering that 13 is the absolute youngest a person can be to become sexually active... that means you're 28?

considering that 13 is the absolute youngest a person can be to become sexually active... that means you're 28?

Actuially you can become active younger, it's just rare that it's by reasons other then exploitation.

Actuially you can become active younger, it's just rare that it's by reasons other then exploitation.

which is why I choose 13. it's rare enough...

but that would still put you in your mid to late twenties when you had your first.


don't worry... i'm in my 30's and I still didn't get to the "At BAT"... Much less first base... :(

no it needs cleverly positioned similes!

:D
0i0
:eek:

that's not right man... (if only the dot of the i could vibrate ;))



don't worry... i'm in my 30's and I still didn't get to the "At BAT"... Much less first base... :(

amy and i were confused about this the other day. what are the 'bases'?

Well, considering how my wife is in America and I am in Japan... :(

that's not right man... (if only the dot of the i could vibrate ;))



amy and i were confused about this the other day. what are the 'bases'?
It varies but...
1st. Kissing
2nd. Heavy kissing, possible petting.
3rd. Petting and/or masturbation, possible oral
Homerun. Self-explanitory really. :D

Japanese kids use the alphabet though.

It varies but...
1st. Kissing
2nd. Heavy kissing, possible petting.
3rd. Petting and/or masturbation, possible oral
Homerun. Self-explanitory really. :D

Japanese kids use the alphabet though.

thats pretty much what iirc i heard before, but we don't use that much over here. or, at least, my particular school didn't.
plus i wasn't sure how many bases there were in baseball :p

Never. I'm a freshman in High School for the love of god!

Every now and then...

amy and i were confused about this the other day. what are the 'bases'?

we go with the classic "french, feel, finger, fuck"...pretty self-explanatory.


anyway, I haven't in a bit, but I'm in the process of changing this...trying to work on a few options. dammit, I'm a whore.

not enough :p

well yeah depends on what you mean sex is about once every 3 days masturbation is about 4 times a day though its going down sharply which is scary (yes I have a very weird and varied life)

EDIT: and yourself?
That masturbation... on a good day, about 3 or 4 times, on a bad day, maybe 8 or 9. (For those of you who can't read facetiousness: ^Facetious)

It varies but...
1st. Kissing
2nd. Heavy kissing, possible petting.
3rd. Petting and/or masturbation, possible oral
Homerun. Self-explanitory really. :D

Japanese kids use the alphabet though.
Sounds like Paradise by the Dashboard Lights!!! :cool:

Meh.

Well, considering how my wife is in America and I am in Japan... :(

puts a whole new meaning to "Reach out and Touch someone!" :D

You shouldn't refer to yourself as "we"... not even Queen Victoria did that.

Alright. How about I reword the way I said that. I have sex with my husband as much as four times a week to as little as twice a week. Is that better?

Of one form or another, usually daily.

I'm a virgin. Still.

damn... there goes my plan to entice you away from him... :headbang:

I am un-entice-able*






*that is now a word. :)

Not as often as I would like :p

Not as often as I would like :p

I think we can definitely do something to increase your efficiency...... Is there by chance a picture of the Beautiful Darkness that is not photobucket?? for some reason, I can't load it......

Not as often as I would like :p

If you're willing to bend the law I'm willing to remedy that. :p

If you're willing to bend the law I'm willing to remedy that. :p

**Getting out lawnchair** It appears the line is well under way, glad to get an early spot......who's got some refreshments....

I think we can definitely do something to increase your efficiency...... Is there by chance a picture of the Beautiful Darkness that is not photobucket?? for some reason, I can't load it......

Not that I know of. It's too much effort for me to find somewhere else and load them there too, I'm afraid. :p

If you're willing to bend the law I'm willing to remedy that. :p

I bet you are! :p

**Getting out lawnchair** It appears the line is well under way, glad to get an early spot......who's got some refreshments....

Haha :rolleyes: :p

I bet you are! :p

Our love has already had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? STOP TESTING OUR LOVE! (cookie for the ref)

Not nearly enough. *dark look* You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since the last time I had sex.

And I can't help but grumble. I mean, how often do you hear of a guy turning down sex, eh? Hello, girlfriend perfectly willing. *sigh* But no. I even signed up for a striptease class, and bought... black, lacy items... :( I'm doing my best to be desirable, here. I love him to death anyway, but I feel sorta dejected.

How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

Does this include with myself?

why?

Oh, that's a long unpleasant story which can best be summed up by saying that I don't do sexual things outside of at least semi-serious relationships, and I am decidedly not up to being in a serious or semi-serious relationship anytime terribly soon. Therefore, poor Poliwanacraca is like unto a nun at present - a tired, frustrated, sex-starved nun. :p

Not nearly so much, since my girlfriend just moved out of state last weekend. Damned crappy Michigan economy.

Anyway, here's a funny and on topic music video to cheer some of you up.

Link to video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtbOif9plpU)

-6 times every 15 years. By 45, ill have done it -18 times! woot!

I had sex just over a week ago. Before that itd been 3 months. So, yeah, not enough.

Every sunday with Jesus.

I wish I engaged in sexual activity.

Once or twice a week. It would likely be more often, but I'm in a monogamous relationship with someone I don't live with.

I'm with Smunkee... as usual. Whenever I want it... or whenever my husband wants it... or whenever it randomly happens spontaniously... or whenever we decide it seems like a good time. Lunch breaks from work, bedtime, morning, middle of the night, weekends, a spare ten minutes in a seperate room from every one else... yeah... I'd say being married is good. *embarrassed now* okay, I'm out. Prolly won't look to see what you say, but I might if this thread lives a while.

I wish I engaged in sexual activity.

You're in the dorms at UC Santa Cruz, aren't you? (By the way, look up the 'what college you go to' thread, I put up our fight song-betch'ya didn't know we had one...) You should be gettin' that preppie chick come hippie chick first time away from home tail, my good man.

I mean, it didn't work for me but I went there ten years after I should have and was at Kresge East and graduate apartments. But if you're at Porter I'm pretty sure there's a ribbon you can hang on your door and someone will just come by...Or wait until first rain, people have to hook up after that...

No poll??

You're in the dorms at UC Santa Cruz, aren't you? (By the way, look up the 'what college you go to' thread, I put up our fight song-betch'ya didn't know we had one...) You should be gettin' that preppie chick come hippie chick first time away from home tail, my good man.

I mean, it didn't work for me but I went there ten years after I should have and was at Kresge East and graduate apartments. But if you're at Porter I'm pretty sure there's a ribbon you can hang on your door and someone will just come by...Or wait until first rain, people have to hook up after that...

I'm in a relationship actually, with a young woman who led a very sheltered life prior to going to UC Berkeley (yeah, going to different places for college kinda sucks), and am trying to bring her out of the shelteredness (it's not her fault her parents are ridiculously sheltering).

Plus, I'm not interested in casual sex.

That depends entirely on what you mean by "sexual activity".

That depends entirely on what you mean by "sexual activity".

Ditto. My answer ranges from "once a day" to "never". :p

<snip>

*cough*gabblyneedsyou*cough*

Ditto. My answer ranges from "once a day" to "never". :p
Indeed.
Apart from that debateable point i'll say never.

How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

as often as i can..... i.e. once every several months.

Not nearly enough. *dark look* You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since the last time I had sex.

And I can't help but grumble. I mean, how often do you hear of a guy turning down sex, eh? Hello, girlfriend perfectly willing. *sigh* But no. I even signed up for a striptease class, and bought... black, lacy items... :( I'm doing my best to be desirable, here. I love him to death anyway, but I feel sorta dejected.

Maybe you should dump him and find someone more better for you:fluffle:

I do it 6 times a day in any place in which i choose, and my women have to put up with.:fluffle:

Twice in my lifetime, each one about a year apart from the other. It's hard to find interested girls in Kentucky...

I do it 6 times a day in any place in which i choose, and my women have to put up with.:fluffle:

it must be very annoying having to blow them up though I mean 6 times a day you must a have some big lungs :p

it must be very annoying having to blow them up though I mean 6 times a day you must a have some big lungs :p

Anyway is that not what a women is good for? Only to be fucked by a guy when the guy feels like it and not the other way around

several times a week-4 or 5 on average.

you have me considering a nooner right now.

I'm 13. But still, I sometimes go on a mad kick and read porn.

Never (by choice).

Huzzah for celibacy.

It used to be 2 or 3 times a week but I haven't done it for a 2 weeks now.

*sigh* Well my fiancee lodges her visa application this week, so officially that puts it at anywhere from 3-6 months before I get any... :(

Well, once a day or once every two days by myself, and on weekends with somebody else.

Once or twice a week. It would likely be more often, but I'm in a monogamous relationship with someone I don't live with.

Meeee too.

Is it just me or do most female NS'ers seem to have sex on tap (practically)?

Alright. How about I reword the way I said that. I have sex with my husband as much as four times a week to as little as twice a week. Is that better?
OK more understandable now.

Is it just me or do most female NS'ers seem to have sex on tap (practically)?


You're right about that. :cool:

Right now, it's about 3-5 times per week. That's rather low, considering that my boyfriend and I live together, but I've been freaking out over my impending thesis design defense presentation and the stress has been killing my sex drive. Boyfriend is being an absolute saint about this, and has been giving backrubs every night to help ease stress-cramped muscles. He will be repaid, and then some, once this stupid defense is behind me. :D

None. Waiting for marriage. Fiancee and I live together but abstain. I would just as soon have a platonic marriage, but then I would get the whole "You won't touch me" angle. Frankly, I will probably be obligated to perform on our honeymoon, but I would almost just as soon not bother and try to get some sleep that will be at a premium anyway. I'd rather go without sexual activity than spend my entire honeymoon sucking down Red Bulls and hot chocolate just to stay awake.

Granted, we do some things that would count as sexual activity; it's just not a big deal for me.

every single day.

So you all confess to being filthy immoral guttersluts.

Ideally a couple of times a day but less lately because Im ill.

The last time I had sex was in 2003.

So you all confess to being filthy immoral guttersluts.

No, we just want to have a lot of casual sex.

So you all confess to being filthy immoral guttersluts.

take it to the porno forum. Get your sick, filthy, immoral kicks there.

take it to the porno forum. Get your sick, filthy, immoral kicks there.

Jeez if you object to sex fine but don't judge people because they have sex. Its what nature intended and something most of the world does.

How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

Lately? Weekly. No, not weakly! :p

Jeez if you object to sex fine but don't judge people because they have sex. Its what nature intended and something most of the world does.

Sex leads to children and it is bad because some of you undesirable people end up reproducing.

There should be a law mandating sterilization for immoral people. So they can't reproduce.

So you all confess to being filthy immoral guttersluts.

Translation: I haven't gotten any is so long (if ever) and I'm jealous of anyone getting a piece.

take it to the porno forum. Get your sick, filthy, immoral kicks there.

HA! You sound like my far right-wing, fundamentalist, demented, sex-hating ex! LMAO!

Jeez if you object to sex fine but don't judge people because they have sex. Its what nature intended and something most of the world does.

A good portion of the world's population would have nothing left to do if they didn't scold people for their sexual habits. It's as natural as sex itself.

HA! You sound like my far right-wing, fundamentalist, demented, sex-hating ex! LMAO!

Sounds like there's a good story behind that. Let's hear it! :)

Did she hate all sex, or just certain positions?

take it to the porno forum. Get your sick, filthy, immoral kicks there.

...


This Porno Forum...


...Where might it be, exactly...? I can't find it in the Jolt Mainframe. Have you got a different section of it to me?

A good portion of the world's population would have nothing left to do if they didn't scold people for their sexual habits. It's as natural as sex itself.

So its like a natural cycle? Ah well its entertaining.

So you all confess to being filthy immoral guttersluts.
Brachiosaurus, your first few posts on the forums have not impressed me with your tolerance and ability to follow site rules. Here's a link to the rules thread. Take a moment or 10 to read it, 'k?

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Sex leads to children and it is bad because some of you undesirable people end up reproducing.

There should be a law mandating sterilization for immoral people. So they can't reproduce.

Um... sex only leads to children if you do it with the intention of having children or if you do it quite stupidly (as in, without protection and contraception).

Sex isn't immoral as long as it's not hurting anyone and makes them happy.

Um... sex only leads to children if you do it with the intention of having children or if you do it quite stupidly (as in, without protection and contraception).

or if your protection or contraception fail, which happens a lot.

or if your protection or contraception fail, which happens a lot.

See: Do it quite stupidly.

ARGGGGG!! MY EYES! Smunkee is talking about sex.:eek: It wigs my melon.

or if your protection or contraception fail, which happens a lot.... I hope you're not speaking from experience...

ARGGGGG!! MY EYES! Smunkee is talking about sex.:eek: It wigs my melon.ooohhh... I wanna see peechland's melon get wigged! :D

You're right about that. :cool:
Must be their relative age.

or if your protection or contraception fail, which happens a lot.It does? :confused:

It does? :confused:

Sadly, yes. No method of contraception is 100% guaranteed, even vasectomies and lubal ligations! I think if you have your uterus removed, you're okay.

Sadly, yes. No method of contraception is 100% guaranteed, even vasectomies and lubal ligations! I think if you have your uterus removed, you're okay.

My ex got pregnant after having an IUD placed. But then again, I was being quite ... um ... vigorous. Heh!

That's one of the few upsides to having had a prostatectomy ... I can no longer make ANY woman pregnant! :D

Sadly, yes. No method of contraception is 100% guaranteed, even vasectomies and lubal ligations! I think if you have your uterus removed, you're okay.Oh, I know that it fails. It's the "a lot" bit that had me stumped.

... I hope you're not speaking from experience...

1st baby- condom
2nd baby- condom and birth control.

Oh, I know that it fails. It's the "a lot" bit that had me stumped.

under perfect use it's like 90% or something for a condom, but studies have shown that they only work at like 60% or less when "normal" people use them.

In the past year, I've had as much sex as barbara walters.

under perfect use it's like 90% or something for a condom, but studies have shown that they only work at like 60% or less when "normal" people use them.I've had sex more than ten times so far, and that would mean that I'd have broken about 1-4 condoms by now.
The condoms I use need to pass a test in which only 7 out of 200 may break, which, according to the institute that tested them, they didn't. That would be about 96.5%.

Did you know that putting two condoms on actually makes it more likely for neither to work, because the friction created by the two pieces of latex rubbing together deteriorates both of them....:eek:

1st baby- condom
2nd baby- condom and birth control.

:eek:

and I thought my friend had bad luck with odds...

As far as my kids would prefer to believe, I've never had sex. They were both the product of immaculate conceptions.....

At least, that's the story they are sticking with.

under perfect use it's like 90% or something for a condom, but studies have shown that they only work at like 60% or less when "normal" people use them.

something like improperly placinging the item... not having it fit properly (diaphrams) or someone taking a pin to it... :D

something like improperly placinging the item... not having it fit properly (diaphrams) or someone taking a pin to it...

That makes me want to go to the nearest convenience store and stick holes in all of the condoms. If it didn't have such terrible consequences, that'd be funny as hell!

How often do you..eh hem, engage in sexual activity? I don't know why. I think I made this topic a couple of months back, but eh.

Sexual activity? I'm afraid I don't. At all. Mainly because I have no partner. :(

As often as i possibly can! (though i dont live with my GF so thats not as often as i'd like)



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As far as my kids would prefer to believe, I've never had sex. They were both the product of immaculate conceptions.....

One of my parents' favorite baby stories of me is the tale of how I came home from daycare one day (age 5 or so) and marched right up to my mom and dad with a serious look on my face. I announced to them,

"I know you guys have had sex. You made me, which means you had sex. And I know that Billy's parents have had sex three times because they have three kids."

Busted.

Needless to say, they fell over laughing.

:eek:

and I thought my friend had bad luck with odds...

yeah, my kids were "meant to be" maybe.

we did find out that I didn't absorb the birth control properly, so it wasn't really working like it should.

other than that I don't remember having any problems with the condoms, we don't know that they broke or anything, so we aren't really sure what happened there.

A doctor said that even if there was a 1 in 100 chance that they didn't work, when you have sex 30 times a week, it's kinda messing up with your chances.

something like improperly placinging the item... not having it fit properly (diaphrams) or someone taking a pin to it... :D

slippage, breakage, condoms improperly stored that have small holes too small to see but large enough to pass sperm, putting them on too late, etc. I think they were studying teenager's use though, and probably (IIRC) teenagers who had abstinence only education.

Sex leads to children and it is bad because some of you undesirable people end up reproducing.

There should be a law mandating sterilization for immoral people. So they can't reproduce.

Trolling again. And I just deleted some lovely spam-trolling of yours. Take a three day vacation from the forums.

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yeah, my kids were "meant to be" maybe.

we did find out that I didn't absorb the birth control properly, so it wasn't really working like it should.

other than that I don't remember having any problems with the condoms, we don't know that they broke or anything, so we aren't really sure what happened there.

A doctor said that even if there was a 1 in 100 chance that they didn't work, when you have sex 30 times a week, it's kinda messing up with your chances.
so you were truely blessed! :D

yeah, my kids were "meant to be" maybe.

we did find out that I didn't absorb the birth control properly, so it wasn't really working like it should.

other than that I don't remember having any problems with the condoms, we don't know that they broke or anything, so we aren't really sure what happened there.

A doctor said that even if there was a 1 in 100 chance that they didn't work, when you have sex 30 times a week, it's kinda messing up with your chances.

So we said what, 96% effectiveness... lets say there's, what, maybe two days each month where you can actually get pregnant. Then let's say you have sex, what, eight times on those two days? (Geeeez Smunkee! I average maybe once a day, and it seems like a lot!) The odds very rapidly turn into odds of finding a failing condom one of those times. It might take a year or two, but it's not like it's always the 100th time.

I also had a friend who was on the pill and STILL got pregnant. Twice.

I have learned so much about the sex habits of the Wild North American Smunkee over the last couple weeks that I think I'm about ready to do a nature show on it...;p


and you could pepper your commentary liberally with lines like:
"crikey! get a load of this! what a whopper!"
"you're alright, you beauty! you're alright!"
"did you see that? WOOOOOO-EEEE! another inch and I'd 'ave been a goner!"

word of warning: do NOT try to jump on Smunkee with the idea that you'll hold her up to the camera for a close-up, unless you want to show the audience how protective her mate is. ;)

and you could pepper your commentary liberally with lines like:
"crikey! get a load of this! what a whopper!"
"you're alright, you beauty! you're alright!"
"did you see that? WOOOOOO-EEEE! another inch and I'd 'ave been a goner!"

word of warning: do NOT try to jump on Smunkee with the idea that you'll hold her up to the camera for a close-up, unless you want to show the audience how protective her mate is. ;)

just an additional idea. try to smuggle in a line like:
"some people talk about rabbits, or certain insects, or the bonobo, as the most sexually active but it don't you believe it! in the wild the Smunkee is so sexually prodigious, that if she bore young every time she mated, in only 5 years she could fill an area the size of South Carolina with enough baby Smunkees to have one baby per acre of land! WOOOOOO! that's a lot of babies!"