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Isn't it easier to just get rid of the wife?

Drunk commies deleted
19-09-2006, 15:52
A Chinese dude, recipient of the first penis transplant, has had his new hog removed. Apparently it bothered his wife.

Damn, I would think a divorce would be easier.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-09-19T124026Z_01_L19907340_RTRUKOC_0_US-PENIS-TRANSPLANT1.xml&pageNumber=0&imageid=&cap=&sz=13&WTModLoc=NewsArt-C1-ArticlePage2
Congo--Kinshasa
19-09-2006, 15:54
Agreed.
Utracia
19-09-2006, 15:56
He must really have issues to be willing to have his new penis cut off because she finds it psychologically damaging. :rolleyes:
LiberationFrequency
19-09-2006, 15:56
If my penis was severly disfigured in an accident I'd probably want a new one too. Even if he left his wife how many other women are going to sleep with a guy who has a disfigured penis?
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2006, 15:57
No man should have hs penis removed twice. :(

Also:

Psychological damage to HER?!? Jesus christ, the man had his dick damaged! He has another guy's dick attached to him and she wants him to get rid of the new dick and they're concerned about the psychological damage to HER???

:confused:
Drunk commies deleted
19-09-2006, 15:58
If my penis was severly disfigured in an accident I'd probably want a new one too. Even if he left his wife how many other women are going to sleep with a guy who has a disfigured penis?

He could always make a porno movie like John Wayne Bobbit.
Minoriteeburg
19-09-2006, 16:01
i can see this becoming a horror movie kinda like the eye....
Philosopy
19-09-2006, 16:01
Psychological damage to HER?!? Jesus christ, the man had his dick damaged! He has another guy's dick attached to him and she wants him to get rid of the new dick and they're concerned about the psychological damage to HER???

Would you like to be, um, serviced, by the penis of a dead 22 year old?

I can see that causing serious issues.
Szanth
19-09-2006, 16:01
Selfish bitch.
Drunk commies deleted
19-09-2006, 16:03
Would you like to be, um, serviced, by the penis of a dead 22 year old?

I can see that causing serious issues.

Would you like to throw away your last chance to ever fuck again? Look at it from the guy's perspective. Now he's dickless for the second time. I'd sooner part with a wife than part with my part.
Utracia
19-09-2006, 16:03
Would you like to be, um, serviced, by the penis of a dead 22 year old?

I can see that causing serious issues.

She would be putting too much thought into the subject.
Minoriteeburg
19-09-2006, 16:03
this might be why it was removed...


There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2006, 16:04
Would you like to be, um, serviced, by the penis of a dead 22 year old?

I can see that causing serious issues.

Would you rather HAVE the penis of a dead 22 year old? I think her problems pale in comparison. :p
Drunk commies deleted
19-09-2006, 16:05
Besides, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but this dude lost his fishing pole.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2006, 16:06
this might be why it was removed...

That was probably unerect. I don't think the guy would be getting a stiffy anytime soon. :p
Minoriteeburg
19-09-2006, 16:08
Would you rather HAVE the penis of a dead 22 year old? I think her problems pale in comparison. :p

if it was much bigger than the old one.....
Minoriteeburg
19-09-2006, 16:09
That was probably unerect. I don't think the guy would be getting a stiffy anytime soon. :p

especially now that its been removed....
Carnivorous Lickers
19-09-2006, 16:11
No man should have hs penis removed twice. :(

Also:

Psychological damage to HER?!? Jesus christ, the man had his dick damaged! He has another guy's dick attached to him and she wants him to get rid of the new dick and they're concerned about the psychological damage to HER???

:confused:

Imagine the nightmares he is subject to?

King Missle wrote a song for him.
Wilgrove
19-09-2006, 17:42
I would only get a penis transplant if the new penis is bigger and wider than my old one. *nods*
Carnivorous Lickers
19-09-2006, 18:19
this might be why it was removed...

I would think a 4 inch penis was used to rejection by now...
Naturality
19-09-2006, 20:35
damn... poor guy
Farnhamia
19-09-2006, 20:41
i can see this becoming a horror movie kinda like the eye....

Or what was that one about the guy who had a killer's hands transplanted onto his wrists and started strangling people?
Call to power
19-09-2006, 20:49
if he had kids would they be a dead guys offspring:confused:
Dinaverg
19-09-2006, 20:54
if he had kids would they be a dead guys offspring:confused:

Nah, only if it was a balls transplant.
Call to power
19-09-2006, 21:00
Nah, only if it was a balls transplant.

but what if there a some sperm inside what would you do if your Chinese wife popped out a white baby?!
Baratstan
19-09-2006, 21:00
So sex would be like some kind of necrophilic threesome :eek:
Sumamba Buwhan
19-09-2006, 21:01
maybe the penis talked to the wife and said mean things to her - you know penises can be real dicks sometimes.
Dinaverg
19-09-2006, 21:01
but what if there a some sperm inside what would you do if your Chinese wife popped out a white baby?!

...Well, if it was really fresh...:eek: