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How do you view Vikings?

Politeia utopia
19-09-2006, 15:48
We all view Vikings differently... Some good some bad...

meh...
Utracia
19-09-2006, 15:59
Wow, this is getting pretty stupid. Tell me this is a joke thread. Please.
Drunk commies deleted
19-09-2006, 16:01
Well they're like a Scandinavian version of Pirates basically, so what's not to like?
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2006, 16:03
How do I view vikings?

From a safe distance. I don't want to be pillaged. ANymore. :(
Gift-of-god
19-09-2006, 16:03
The other day, I'm biking to work and I end up behind a Viking Sprinklers van. They're a large company that get a lot of work in Eastern Canada, and perhaps other places. Anyway, I got this vision in my head of some guys with long beards and pigtails, leather armor, longswords, etc. standing around at a construction site wearing hardhats with horns on them.

I liked them just fine.:)
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2006, 16:08
The other day, I'm biking to work and I end up behind a Viking Sprinklers van. They're a large company that get a lot of work in Eastern Canada, and perhaps other places. Anyway, I got this vision in my head of some guys with long beards and pigtails, leather armor, longswords, etc. standing around at a construction site wearing hardhats with horns on them.

Whoah. That's a stretch. :p
Minoriteeburg
19-09-2006, 16:11
what exactly are the point of these threads?
Vault 10
19-09-2006, 16:18
Through the visor of my helmet.

Just kidding.
I don't view them, I block them.
Cluichstan
19-09-2006, 16:33
The other day, I'm biking to work and I end up behind a Viking Sprinklers van. They're a large company that get a lot of work in Eastern Canada, and perhaps other places. Anyway, I got this vision in my head of some guys with long beards and pigtails, leather armor, longswords, etc. standing around at a construction site wearing hardhats with horns on them.

I liked them just fine.:)

You've seen too many CapitolOne ads. ;)
Ifreann
19-09-2006, 16:34
How do I view vikings?

From a safe distance. I don't want to be pillaged. ANymore. :(

It's not pillaging, it's agressive borrowing.
Sericoyote
19-09-2006, 16:40
Vikings are great! I'm related to some.

On a somewhat serious note: Vikings did actually do some good in the world. When they came to a new place if they felt they were more powerful than the locals, they pillaged; if they felt they were less powerful than the locals they sad "hey! We're here to trade!"

Vikings are largely responsible for the Rus getting together and forming a society over in Eastern Europe (the Vikings forced them to organize so they could be used as a trading route). Yay vikings!

:D
German Nightmare
19-09-2006, 16:44
Well they're like a Scandinavian version of Pirates basically, so what's not to like?
Aye, the
Viking,
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/twasapirate.gif


Vikings arrre best seen from afarrrr!
Not bad
19-09-2006, 16:46
They gave the Celts red hair a bad attitude and and kept their coastal builders busy.



Unless you meant the other Vikings. Those poor wussies will NEVER win a superbowl while they play in a domed stadium.
Arizona Nova
19-09-2006, 16:57
Vikings, you say? They were the first real pirates! Raiding, pillaging, drinking... whats not ter like?

That and I'm descended from those august personages meself, and my roommate is pretty much a Viking too! Arrrrr!
Arizona Nova
19-09-2006, 17:00
It's not pillaging, it's agressive borrowing.
Best quote evarrrrrrrr!
Intangelon
19-09-2006, 17:04
Wow.

This is a staggeringly bad attempt at drawing an analogy to Ny Nordland's equally ridiculous "How Do You View Musilms" thread. First off, "Muslim" refers to an adherent to Islam, a religion currently practiced in the world today by about a billion people. "Viking" refers to a culture/ethnicity/race whose last echoes as anything but history, mythology or genealogy were heard centuries ago.

Attack the initial bad sentiment with better sentiment.
Cullons
19-09-2006, 17:10
viking was just the name of Norse pirates.

So i voted with an eyepatch.
Greyenivol Colony
19-09-2006, 17:11
Vikings are okay I guess...














(yarrr)
East Canuck
19-09-2006, 17:44
Yarrr! A viking be a fine addition to the crew. They got good sails too.
Letila
19-09-2006, 17:58
They inspired some cool opera, but other than that, they aren't so great.
Edwardis
19-09-2006, 18:31
I love the Vikings. With the exception of their pagan religion and their aggressive pirating, they are everything that I hold dear. They are the prime example of the Noble Northern Spirit before Hitler made everyone fear and hate it.
Emolol
19-09-2006, 18:41
Vikings>Ninjas>Pirates.
Vikings are like pirates+ninjas.
Silliopolous
19-09-2006, 18:47
Vikings rock!

Indeed, they are only ever denigrated by other passy-assed european descendants who simply can't handle the fact that it took them another 500 years or so to develop the cojones to sail across the Atlantic.


:p
Cullons
19-09-2006, 18:56
I love the Vikings. With the exception of their pagan religion and their aggressive pirating, they are everything that I hold dear. They are the prime example of the Noble Northern Spirit before Hitler made everyone fear and hate it.

heh?
you realise vikings were pirates. when they were not "pirating" they were norseman.
Edwardis
19-09-2006, 19:00
heh?
you realise vikings were pirates. when they were not "pirating" they were norseman.

And?

Because they were Norsemen, I like them.
Sericoyote
19-09-2006, 19:10
heh?
you realise vikings were pirates. when they were not "pirating" they were norseman.


Of course they weren't pirating.. they were viking! (it is a verb, you know.. "to vik")


;)
Kraggistan
19-09-2006, 19:41
Vikings are nice, becuse they were one of the few things in the Swedish history class that was interesting.

But then some christians had to came along and Sweden turned us into pansys ;)
Delator
19-09-2006, 20:07
Vikings>Ninjas>Pirates.
Vikings are like pirates+ninjas.

Actually, I think it goes something like this...

Vikings
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Zombies
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Pirates
Ninjas

But you were most definetly correct, even though your name inspires me with fear.
Meath Street
20-09-2006, 00:35
Why do so many people view Vikings positively. They did hardly anything other than steal, kill and rape.
Swilatia
20-09-2006, 01:17
are there still vikings?
The Aeson
20-09-2006, 02:07
You know, the Vikings were mostly victims of bad press. I mean, yeah, once or twice, or a couple hundred times, they got drunk and brawled a little, and burned a couple of villages to the ground, but most of the time they were really nice guys. The kind of guys you'd trust to baby sit your kids. I mean, I knew a Viking once. His name was Leif Gorehammer. He'd crawl across miles of broken glass just to get a kitten out of a tree.

No, not to eat it!
The Psyker
20-09-2006, 02:10
I took a course reacently on the vikings, Best Class Ever. It was a lot of fun, some of the things vikings did are in from the distance of time hilarious. Best was when some vikings sacked Luna thinking it was Rome only to be informed by one of the populace that they were in the wrong city:p
Katganistan
20-09-2006, 02:14
We all view Vikings differently... Some good some bad...

meh...

I mostly view them in museum displays, in movies, and in ballads.
Kinda Sensible people
20-09-2006, 02:15
Wow.

This is a staggeringly bad attempt at drawing an analogy to Ny Nordland's equally ridiculous "How Do You View Musilms" thread. First off, "Muslim" refers to an adherent to Islam, a religion currently practiced in the world today by about a billion people. "Viking" refers to a culture/ethnicity/race whose last echoes as anything but history, mythology or genealogy were heard centuries ago.

Attack the initial bad sentiment with better sentiment.

He who laughs last, laughs best.
Iztatepopotla
20-09-2006, 02:15
I think they have a good chance to squeeze into the post-season but I doubt they'll make the NFC finals.
Sdaeriji
20-09-2006, 02:25
They're looking better than around the time of the Love Boat incident, and I think clearing house, specifically Tice and Culpepper, was a good move for them. They needed a fresh start. But, they're still a long, long way from where I imagine they'd like to be. They could finish second in the NFC North, but not by virtue of their play, but because they're in the same division as the Packers and the Lions, arguably two of the bottom five teams in the league. They'll be a distant second in a division that might only see Chicago with a winning record.
United Chicken Kleptos
20-09-2006, 02:34
I LOVE VIKINGS WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A VIKING SO I CAN DO AWESOME THINGS LIKE PILLAGE THE COUNTRYSIDE AND CONCUR THE WORLD IN A HELMET WITH BIG HORNS ON TOP


What? Things are fun in all caps. =)
The Psyker
20-09-2006, 02:36
I LOVE VIKINGS WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A VIKING SO I CAN DO AWESOME THINGS LIKE PILLAGE THE COUNTRYSIDE AND CONCUR THE WORLD IN A HELMET WITH BIG HORNS ON TOP


What? Things are fun in all caps. =)

Their helmets didn't have horns!



God I love crushing other people's dreams:D
Fleckenstein
20-09-2006, 02:57
*paints chest blue while holding an axe*

What do you think?
United Chicken Kleptos
20-09-2006, 03:05
Their helmets didn't have horns!



God I love crushing other people's dreams:D

*cries and runs away*