You know, I've never seriously considered putting jumper cables on someone's nipples.
Drunk commies deleted
19-09-2006, 15:29
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
The Nazz
19-09-2006, 15:35
How would you know which nipple is positive and which is negative? And can you really get enough juice from a person to start your car? :p
Grave_n_idle
19-09-2006, 15:36
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
You've seriously never considered putting jumper cables on someone's nipples? Wuss.
Oh - you mean as a 'cure' for heartattacks... ah... that...
Vault 10
19-09-2006, 15:37
You know, that's important. Just imagine what would happen if everyone started to put jumper leads on each others' nipples!
I think only the cartoon educated would attach jumper cables to a heart attack victim and expect them to work like a defibrilator(sp?)
It is always nice to see warnings on something ridiculous. Then again, people are pretty stupid.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2006, 15:49
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
I've haven't seriously considered very much at all in my life.
But have I considered it?
;)
This advice is actually quite shocking, really.
I'm sorry for that pun. Please don't kill me.
Ultraextreme Sanity
19-09-2006, 18:27
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
Hmmm gotta try this.....
*** chases wife with cabes*** common honey...its for a nice " hot shot ..
Wife grabs shotgun....
exit cables and husband to Lisa the slaves dungeon in center city and the secret credit card....
Ahhhh yes I can see it now ....:p
Iztatepopotla
19-09-2006, 18:34
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim.
Maybe not, but it's still fun.
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
So thats why I couldn't ressusitate them.......
PsychoticDan
19-09-2006, 18:51
Oh! You mean to jump start someone's heart. You scared me. I thought you were saying you'd never considered putting jumper cables on someone's nipples for any reason at all. :)
Phew...
I thought for a second there was something really messed up with you. :p
The Robatics
20-09-2006, 16:30
Of course I wouldn't put jumper cables on someone's tits to bring them back to life, but I would put jumper cables on a Chick Tits and someplace else for the sex
Of course I wouldn't put jumper cables on someone's tits to bring them back to life, but I would put jumper cables on a Chick Tits and someplace else for the sex
Wuh? You'd put jumper cables on a woman's nipples and (presumably) vagina and expect to have sex with her? You're gonna have to find a girl that really really really REALLY REALLY likes pain.
Andaluciae
20-09-2006, 16:35
After I finish work and class today, I'll drink a beer to you DCD, this is perhaps one of the great thread titles ever.
Drunk commies deleted
20-09-2006, 16:35
Wuh? You'd put jumper cables on a woman's nipples and (presumably) vagina and expect to have sex with her? You're gonna have to find a girl that really really really REALLY REALLY likes pain.
No shit. Nipple clamps are one thing, but jumper cables might snip the nipples right off. Those things really clamp down tight.
No shit. Nipple clamps are one thing, but jumper cables might snip the nipples right off. Those things really clamp down tight.
And connecting them to some manner of an electricity source would also be rather painful.
The Robatics
20-09-2006, 17:15
Why would it be painful? Wouldn't it be a major turn-on for the people involued
Republica de Tropico
20-09-2006, 17:17
This advice is actually quite shocking, really.
I'm sorry for that pun. Please don't kill me.
Your compassion is so heartwarming.
CthulhuFhtagn
20-09-2006, 17:19
Why would it be painful? Wouldn't it be a major turn-on for the people involued
Electricity fucking hurts. Pain can be a turn-on, but only the wussy kind of pian, like pinching, or spanking. Getting your blood boiled in your veins is generally not a turn-on.
CthulhuFhtagn
20-09-2006, 17:20
Your compassion is so heartwarming.
/me winces
Yeah, I'm a geek.
The Robatics
20-09-2006, 17:22
Anyway who cares about the chick, is it not only about the guy
CthulhuFhtagn
20-09-2006, 17:24
Anyway who cares about the chick, is it not only about the guy
What the hell, man? Jesus.
Why would it be painful? Wouldn't it be a major turn-on for the people involued
Contrary to what hentai tries to tell you, electricity does not induce orgasm of any nature.
The Robatics
20-09-2006, 17:30
What the hell, man? Jesus.
Yeah, Why should we care for the chick?, The being that counts is a guy. The Women just have to put up with it
The Robatics
20-09-2006, 17:32
Contrary to what hentai tries to tell you, electricity does not induce orgasm of any nature.
Maybe it doesn't do it for a women, but it would do it for a guy who is seeing it.
Drunk commies deleted
20-09-2006, 17:34
Maybe it doesn't do it for a women, but it would do it for a guy who is seeing it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy of Uday Hussein. Give him a big hand.
Grave_n_idle
20-09-2006, 20:21
Contrary to what hentai tries to tell you, electricity does not induce orgasm of any nature.
On the contrary... I actually know a girl who uses an applied current as her 'method of choice'. And she gets multiples off it. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Kryozerkia
20-09-2006, 20:22
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
Ugh! Sounds horribly painful!
Philosopy
20-09-2006, 20:24
On the contrary... I actually know a girl who uses an applied current as her 'method of choice'. And she gets multiples off it. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
That's the kind of thing I'd keep to myself even if I were into it.
Grave_n_idle
20-09-2006, 20:35
That's the kind of thing I'd keep to myself even if I were into it.
I didn't say it was my personal kick - I was just pointing out that the 'authoritative' assertion of another poster might be true... for them, but that I know it isn't true for everyone.
I have friends in 'the lifestyle', which is the way they describe their bdsm activity. A lot of it might not personally appeal to me... but at least I know it exists.
Philosopy
20-09-2006, 20:39
I didn't say it was my personal kick - I was just pointing out that the 'authoritative' assertion of another poster might be true... for them, but that I know it isn't true for everyone.
I wasn't saying it was; I was just curious as to how such a fact comes up among friends.
CthulhuFhtagn
20-09-2006, 21:10
Yeah, Why should we care for the chick?, The being that counts is a guy. The Women just have to put up with it
How old are you? Are you 11 or something? Women can achieve sexual pleasure as well.
CthulhuFhtagn
20-09-2006, 21:11
Maybe it doesn't do it for a women, but it would do it for a guy who is seeing it.
I can state with complete sincerity that seeing a woman in pain does not turn me on. On the contrary, it just makes me really pissed off.
Strummervile
20-09-2006, 21:15
Health experts have come through with some useful advice. Jumper cables clamped to the nipples won't start someone's heart. Honestly, jumper cables wouldn't even enter my mind when dealing with a heart attack victim. Anyway, for those who need this important information, here it is in article form.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3799273a7144,00.html
Excellent idea lets wire up some bum to my car and shock the shit out of them videotape it to. Shouldnt be to hard to get him to agree give him 50 bucks a bottle of jack and promise him he wont die hehehehe:D
Drunk commies deleted
20-09-2006, 21:19
Excellent idea lets wire up some bum to my car and shock the shit out of them videotape it to. Shouldnt be to hard to get him to agree give him 50 bucks a bottle of jack and promise him he wont die hehehehe:D
Let's not. I did hear, however, that if you go to the butcher's shop, buy a cow heart, stick your mule in the aorta and wire it up to a 110 volt outlet you'll come like a rocket. Go try that and tell me how it went.
EDIT: Kids, don't try this at home. House current can kill you, or even worse, roast your meat off.
Strummervile
20-09-2006, 21:23
Let's not. I did hear, however, that if you go to the butcher's shop, buy a cow heart, stick your mule in the aorta and wire it up to a 110 volt outlet you'll come like a rocket. Go try that and tell me how it went.
I was joking sarcasm hehehe what you think i am crazy:rolleyes:
and i wasnt talking about sexual pleasure i just thought it might be funny to watch some one in excrutiating pain by shocking the persons nipples. I think they might have actually done it on jackass that was all i meant. dont take make comment the wrong way i hadnt read all that shit about shock for sex you guys wrote. i just read the title "You know ive been seriosly considering putting jumper cables on some ones nipples" but watever.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-09-2006, 21:25
Let's not. I did hear, however, that if you go to the butcher's shop, buy a cow heart, stick your mule in the aorta and wire it up to a 110 volt outlet you'll come like a rocket. Go try that and tell me how it went.
*adds it to the list*
Uh, LG, skin conducts electricity.
CthulhuFhtagn
20-09-2006, 21:26
Let's not. I did hear, however, that if you go to the butcher's shop, buy a cow heart, stick your mule in the aorta and wire it up to a 110 volt outlet you'll come like a rocket. Go try that and tell me how it went.
Damn it, I can't find it on the DA site. I could've sworn it was there. A search revealed nothing, so I guess it was an urban legend.
*adds it to the list*
I wonder if your clowning is genetic. If your kids are clones of yourself I think your neighborhood is in for a surprise. :)
Drunk commies deleted
20-09-2006, 21:29
I was joking sarcasm hehehe what you think i am crazy:rolleyes:
and i wasnt talking about sexual pleasure i just thought it might be funny to watch some one in excrutiating pain by shocking the persons nipples. I think they might have actually done it on jackass that was all i meant. dont take make comment the wrong way i hadnt read all that shit about shock for sex you guys wrote. i just read the title "You know ive been seriosly considering putting jumper cables on some ones nipples" but watever.
I don't know when you're being serious or kidding. You're new here and I don't know your views and crap.
German Nightmare
20-09-2006, 21:31
Excellent idea lets wire up some bum to my car and shock the shit out of them videotape it to. Shouldnt be to hard to get him to agree give him 50 bucks a bottle of jack and promise him he wont die hehehehe:D
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/down.gif Not funny.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-09-2006, 21:31
Uh, LG, skin conducts electricity.
I've been zapped with a stun gun enough times to get an idea of what electricity does. :p
Free shepmagans
20-09-2006, 21:32
I can state with complete sincerity that seeing a woman in pain does not turn me on. On the contrary, it just makes me really pissed off.
*nod* Being in pain is much better. *Needless to say, I love the dentist*
Lunatic Goofballs
20-09-2006, 21:33
I wonder if your clowning is genetic. If your kids are clones of yourself I think your neighborhood is in for a surprise. :)
Well, my sister and my mother aren't like me, and from what i've been told, neither was my father. Though supposedly I have an uncle who died when i was young who was a lot like me, I'm told. He got struck by lightning. :(
Grave_n_idle
21-09-2006, 20:44
I wasn't saying it was; I was just curious as to how such a fact comes up among friends.
Because we were talking about sex, and what our turn-ons were. I'd have thought that would kind of explain itself, to be honest...
CthulhuFhtagn
21-09-2006, 20:49
Well, my sister and my mother aren't like me, and from what i've been told, neither was my father. Though supposedly I have an uncle who died when i was young who was a lot like me, I'm told. He got struck by lightning. :(
Well, take solace in the fact that lightning is the universe's version of a standing ovation.
JiangGuo
22-09-2006, 00:19
If the victim's a sexy woman having a heart attack, do you think she'd mind that I saved her life?
Sane Outcasts
22-09-2006, 00:25
If the victim's a sexy woman having a heart attack, do you think she'd mind that I saved her life?
That kind of situation is the reason CPR involves mouth to mouth and pushing on the victims chest vigorously.:D
Well, take solace in the fact that lightning is the universe's version of a standing ovation.
Or the fast version of the shepherds hook on that big vaudeville stage in the sky
Katurkalurkmurkastan
22-09-2006, 00:30
Well, take solace in the fact that lightning is the universe's version of a standing ovation.
if the universe claps and no one except the recently fried is there to hear it, is it still an ovation?