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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

That's right, it's the once a year, looting-and-pillaging speech-fest!

How will you celebrate? Buttons, flyers, general no landlubber speak?

Or maybe, drop anchor in someone's lagoon? (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup)

Avast ye scoundrels, and fight t'good fight for gold, rum an women!

*shivers his timbers*

I been sayin' this in me whole time here:

YARR!!!

Avas ye! (http://myspace-172.vo.llnwd.net/00511/27/19/511189172_m.jpg)

I will be spending my day collecting booty and making taaaaariffiic pirate jokes

Where do pirates live? Arrrrgentina

I will try to talk loik a poirate fer mowst of thee dei, but I do have a presenteyshun that I will be holding in English. :(

I been sayin' this in me whole time here:

YARR!!!
Aye, what more c'n be said? Ye've spoken truth there, matey.

I'm gonna have my way with the wenches ;)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PirateDay.jpg
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/CrazyPirate.jpg
Join me crew if ya dare, ya landlubbers!

Arrrr, ye scurvy dogs, hoist the sails. (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Crescent-Moon-L.jpg)


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"Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight! Squawk!"

Ain't y'all scurvy dogs got nothin' better ta do than be makin' a mockery o' entrepeneurs o' the sea?

you see... i would be tallking like a pirate, but i've just spent 4 hours LaTeXing software design documents. i have not the life left in my to talk like a pirate. i don't even have alcohol with me :headbang:

Naturally.

I mean, yes.

I mean, aye!

(I'll give it a shot, but no guarantees.)

Naturally.

I mean, yes.

I mean, aye!

(I'll give it a shot, but no guarantees.)

Aye, that be the best we c'n hope for!

Yarrgh me hearties.

Roger the cabin boy!

:)

That's it. I simply can't muster up the energy to care. Try me next year.

Avast, me hearties! Do'nah forgets why we talks like this today! Lift yer grog to Master Barry! http://thunderbay.indymedia.org/news/2002/09/1437_comment.php

aye!
* sets a case of rum in the middle of the room,runs to a corner and watches*

Arrr! I've hid most of me gold but I've brought enough to buy me and a willing wench some rum! :D Who wants to drink with the Captain of the Cunning Linguist? ;) :D

My girlfriend was saying something about this. Well, aarrr!!!

Arr! Poirates, ye be warned! Merry Tawk loik a Poirate dei te ye!

Can I talk like a Pittsburgh Pirate?

"Hey, yous, yous, bring me a soder!"

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H.L. Mencken



Those of ye scurvy dogs what caint talk proper amd what be needin help loike ickle girls "ave now been seen after.

This'll larn ye bilge rats ter speak pirate! (http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov)

Can I talk like a Pittsburgh Pirate?

"Hey, yous, yous, bring me a soder!"

*shudders*

The Devil take Pittsburgh!

*shudders*

The Devil take Pittsburgh!

The Steelers, yeah, but I've got a soft spot for the Pirates, they's good people.

PERFECT!!!! http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/piratekeyboard.jpg

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H.L. Mencken



Those of ye scurvy dogs what caint talk proper amd what be needin help loike ickle girls "ave now been seen after.

This'll larn ye bilge rats ter speak pirate! (http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov)

Arrr... like the laddie who don' know no better than to say "hang".

Laddy me boy, tis dancin' with Jack Ketch! "Hang" is lubber talk Yer calls it "hang" again, me and the boys 'll have er lights an' liver!

Ifin yer gonna be on account, reads up: http://nsanejacksparrow.tripod.com/info/piratelingo.htm

PERFECT!!!! http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/piratekeyboard.jpg

Shiver me timbers an' splice the mainbrace!

Yarr, it be time to be speakin' like you are pirates maties.

Yar! Har! Fiddle-de-dee! Being a Pirate is alright to be! Do what what you want as a pirate is free. You are a pirate.

Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

The Mate was fixed by the Bo's'n's pike,
The Bo's'n brained with a marlin' spike,
And Cookey's throat was marked belike

It had been gripped by fingers ten
And there they lay, all good dead men--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!


Fifteen men all stark and cold--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Their eyes popp' wide and glared and bold--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore,
And the scullion he was stabbed times four.

And there they lay and the soggy skies
Rained all day long on the staring eyes--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!


Fifteen men of the Vixen's list--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
All gone down from the dvill's own fist--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

We wrapped 'em all in a main-sail's fold,
We sewed at the foot a bit of gold,
And we heaved 'em into the billows cold.

The bit was put as snug's could be,
Where't ne'er will bother you nor me--
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/pinguine.gif

Ha, one of my profesors actualy recorded a radio interview for today on pirates. Shame I have to be in class it would have been fun to listen to. Yarr

ARRR! Avast there me harties! What say we splice the mainbrace an' set sail fer some plundrin'?

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

That's right, it's the once a year, looting-and-pillaging speech-fest!

How will you celebrate? Buttons, flyers, general no landlubber speak?

Or maybe, drop anchor in someone's lagoon? (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup)

Avast ye scoundrels, and fight t'good fight for gold, rum an women!

*shivers his timbers*

Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.

Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.

Arr, and what's y'r point? will ye, or will ye not be speakin pirate?

Arr, and what's y'r point? will ye, or will ye not be speakin pirate?

I think it's pretty obvious: no.

(And before you guys start ranting about me being a ninja lover: I'm not. Ninjas were disgusting scoundrals as bad as pirates, if not worse.)

Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.

Well ya see, there be this thing known as fun! YARR

Yes, that’s right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I’ve never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.
Ye scurvy dog! Have ye no sense of fun, ye mutinous landlubber? Arrr, next ye be sayin’ yon sprogs have no place playin’ at cowboys or spacemen. Keelhaul ye and yer stuffy attitude, that’s what me be sayin’.

I think it's pretty obvious: no.

(And before you guys start ranting about me being a ninja lover: I'm not. Ninjas were disgusting scoundrals as bad as pirates, if not worse.)

Hahaaaaarrr! Ninjas be fictional ya silly bilge rat! Pirates be real!

Arrrrrrr

O, the prickilie bush,
It pricks my heart full sore,
And if ever I get out of the prickilie bush,
I'll never get in it any more.

Hangman, slack your rope;
Will you slack it for a while?
For I think I see my brother coming;
He's riding over yonder stile.
Brother, did you bring me gold,
Or silver to pay my fee,
For to save my body from the cold clay ground,
My neck from the gallows tree?
No, I didn't bring you gold,
Or silver to pay your fee,
But your sister and I have come today
To see you on that hangman's tree.

Hangman, slack your rope;
Will you slack it for a while?
For I think I see my father coming;
He's riding over yonder stile.
Father, did you bring me gold,
Or silver to pay my fee,
For to save my body from the cold clay ground,
My neck from the gallows tree?
No, I didn't bring you gold,
Or silver to pay your fee,
But your mother and I have come today
To see you on that hangman's tree.

Hangman, slack your rope;
Will you slack it for a while?
For I think I see my true love coming;
She's riding over yonder stile.
Sweetheart, did you bring me gold,
Or silver to pay my fee?
Or have you come to see me swing
On that gallows tree?
Yes, I've brought you gold;
I brought you silver to pay your fee.
No, I could not bear to see you swing
On that hangman's tree.

Oh, the prickilie bush,
It pricks my heart full sore.
And now that I'm out of the prickilie bush,
I'll never get in it any more.

Trilby63;11701555']Hahaaaaarrr! Ninjas be fictional ya silly bilge rat! Pirates be real!
*neck-snaps*

Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.


You'll be keepin a civil tongue in yer head lubber lest ye be losing it....aye and on October next if ye be nowt be keepin body and soul married and nowt scuttled nor drydocked by the runnin of yer neck agin thy betters then ye shall be gobsmacked upon larnin of All Hallows Eve.

May the Devil curse ye!
What i am really saying is FUCK, how could i miss this?

*neck-snaps*

Arrrr... mostly fictional then ye scurvy wench!

Arrgh, i'm just a Pirate in search of Bootah!
Yaargh!

Arrr! I've hid most of me gold but I've brought enough to buy me and a willing wench some rum! :D Who wants to drink with the Captain of the Cunning Linguist? ;)
Hoorray! Drink up, me 'earties! http://www.section.at/img/smiley/bottel.gif
That's it. I simply can't muster up the energy to care. Try me next year.
Nay, yer trial be now, an' if ye be found wanting, by the Seven Seas, ye'll be send off the plank, ye longshore lubber! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/shark.gif
I think it's pretty obvious: no.
(And before you guys start ranting about me being a ninja lover: I'm not. Ninjas were disgusting scoundrals as bad as pirates, if not worse.)
Arrrr! A final mistake an' ye shall be dealt with, too. http://www.section.at/img/smiley/duell.gif
Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:
I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.
HAHAHA! http://www.section.at/img/smiley/down.gif What is this? I say bring forth the cat-o'-nine-tails to keep ye company! Ya will learn when te hold yer tongue, lest ye lose it to feed the Albatross, and be schtum like a fish! 20 strokes and no sound, or I'll plug out yer eye! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/titanic.gif
Well ya see, there be this thing known as fun! YARR
Arrr! I concurrrrr!
Ye scurvy dog! Have ye no sense of fun, ye mutinous landlubber? Arrr, next ye be sayin’ yon sprogs have no place playin’ at cowboys or spacemen. Keelhaul ye and yer stuffy attitude, that’s what me be sayin’.
Aye, mate!

____http://www.section.at/img/smiley/pirate.gif
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/sailing.gif

Yarrrr, it's driving me nuts!

Ye best be reading me sig, if ye can. For hidden thar can be found a fine song o' piracy.

http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/pinguine.gif


...ye be my worthy cap'n, cap'n. I'll foller ye an' yer penguin crew t' the ends o' the earth!

Arr!!!

Ye kid me!

I be speakin' like o' pirate e'ryday o' the year!

But this be the day...that me crew can speak ta their ol' capt'n!

Har har har! Let's be pillagin' a town and steal all their rum an' woman!

...ye be my worthy cap’n, cap’n. I’ll foller ye an’ yer penguin crew t’ the ends o’ the earth!
Arrr, it be a sad day indeed when a cap’n outsource his crew from Penguinland. I be left wi no ship and no booty, tis true.

We needs a union, I be sayin.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7172/1nx0.th.jpg (http://img20.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1nx0.jpg)
Arr! It don't be rum in me glass there, but tequila will do just as nicely if robbed from a fine Spanish galleon and drunk in a Poirates of the Caribbean shot glass!
(And don't ye ferget the hat!)

Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.

Arrrr!!! Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, ye poxy bilge sucking shark bait!! If yer be not belaying that bilge, me hearties'll be placing the black spot....

Arrrr!!! Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, ye poxy bilge sucking shark bait!! If yer be not belaying that bilge, me hearties'll be placing the black spot....

Ah!! You beat me to the "black-spot" reference, blast you!


I was otherwise distracted, kiss'n 'er wer she pees...

Arrrr! Look behind you! A three-headed monkey! (http://xfer.lfnetwork.com/scummbar.com/mi2/MI1-CD/01%20-%20Opening%20Themes%20-%20Introduction.mp3)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/3headedmonkey.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/forumsmileyparrot.gif

Avast! At least 19 scalawags be wanting their neck in a noose! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Avast! At least 19 scalawags be wanting their neck in a noose! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Arr! It'll be fun like a clipper in a ten knot breeze.

Yes, that's right, everyone! Step right up and indulge in mindless fictionalized stereotypes and pure idiocy for a day! :rolleyes:

I've never understood this pirate crap. They were horrible, violent thieves with no sense of honor, loyalty, or hygiene.This must be one of them cowurrdly ninjers. Keelhaul! Keelhaul! :D

Arr me harties! As international talk-like-a-pirate day's sun sets, I want ye all to speak ye pirate or hang in the mornin'.

I'll ne'er be talkin' like a pirate nor can ye make me! So tharrrrr!

I'll ne'er be talkin' like a pirate nor can ye make me! So tharrrrr!

It's the 20th now anyway. ;)

It still be pirate day here, yarr!

For some reason, and I can't quite put me hook on it, tryin' to remember to be talkin' like a pirate always makes the lose THE GAME.

I will try to talk loik a poirate fer mowst of thee dei, but I do have a presenteyshun that I will be holding in English. :(

Yar, what be yer point? I had me a poem readin' un' I stay' the course.

It still be pirate day here, yarr!

For some reason, and I can't quite put me hook on it, tryin' to remember to be talkin' like a pirate always makes the lose THE GAME.

Damn you!!!

:p

Arr I did some keelhaulin' o' landlubbers, but that was it... arr...

Ooo, arr.

Yarrrrr, can somebody be tellin' me if Pirates actually hanged people?

Yarrrrr, can somebody be tellin' me if Pirates actually hanged people?


Garr!

Ye'll swing fer this, arrrr!

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oops, wrong type of pirate.

Isn't walking the plank the preferred execution method for pirates?

Isn't walking the plank the preferred execution method for pirates?

pah, no. thats in the stores. rin reality its walking a board.

Arrrr, avast ye swabs! We be setting sail for the Caribbean, mateys! This shall be our chance to plunder much booty! ARRRRRR!

Jaffa, kree!... oh, wait... that be for tomorrow, mateys. This be Captain Jack. Welcome to the Caribbean!

wanna buy an illegally downloaded song?

oops, wrong type of pirate.

we pirates, bein' o' an egalitarian lot, tain't be havin' issues wit' any o' the various forms that those o' a piratical nature be takin'.

so long as ye not be apologizin' fer any ninja atrocities. we ain't be havin' nae truck at all with such scurvy dogs as them that be holdin' wit' syphilitic landlubber concepts o' relativism.

aye, and ye'd best be able to hold yer rum too.

wanna buy an illegally downloaded song?































oops, wrong type of pirate.

You are a pirate! (http://piracyrules.ytmnd.com/)

Yarrrrr, can somebody be tellin' me if Pirates actually hanged people?

Isn't walking the plank the preferred execution method for pirates?

pah, no. thats in the stores. rin reality its walking a board.

Arrr. Nay, real pyrates'll give yer Moses' Law, maroon ye, or give ye the heave to. Walkin' the plank was from romantisized writings such as Peter Pan and the Tyburn Stretch (what we pyrates calls hanging, tis also known as to dance with Jack Ketch or to do thedo the Marshal's dance or the the Devil's jig) was what happened if we gots taken ter the "Execution Dock".

According to the second source below, pirates during Roman times did have a form of walking the plank known as the "Happy Despatch".

http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/punish.html
http://www.blackbeardlives.com/day1/myths.shtml

You are a pirate! (http://piracyrules.ytmnd.com/)

thats all? where's this "you win the thread" thing?