NationStates Jolt Archive

I'd make it illegal for Americans to dub Japanese cartoons.

I'd make Hollywood illegal.

I'd also ban all Disney, except the Lion King, because I like that one.

I would have a National naked day!

I would have a National naked day!
Make that a week.

EDIT: 2 weeks for the really hot chicks.

I'd make it illegal to have a yard of red rocks. And I'd also outlaw the BCS. And make it illegal for Pro Football to play games on Saturdays. That day is reserved for college ball.

I would also outlaw the abomination that is "Bambi 2"

Parisians must bath on a regular basis.

Punishment for German minor offenses would be to drink Coors for a set time.

Russians are no longer allowed to wear speedos.

I'd make it illegal for Americans to dub Japanese cartoons.

Stand Alone Complex, Evangelion and all of Miyazaki's films were dubbed well. It's 4kids that are the problem

I would have a National naked day!

That's a good idea.

Though, people might accuse you of bowing to the sunscreen lobby.

I'd make it illegal to have a yard of red rocks. And I'd also outlaw the BCS. And make it illegal for Pro Football to play games on Saturdays. That day is reserved for college ball.

I would also outlaw the abomination that is "Bambi 2"
My neighbor has red rocks... I dinnae like 'em much. Grass is better, aye.

But why stop at Bambi 2?

Make that a week.

EDIT: 2 weeks for the really hot chicks.

Eh, works for me. However only adults can be naked. Don't need children to be exposed to Pedos.... and I just now realize what I just said and will now shut up.

I might have to outlaw "reality" TV.

That's a good idea.

Though, people might accuse you of bowing to the sunscreen lobby.

So, if I have National Sex in Public Day, I would be bowing to the condoms lobby?

I might have to outlaw "reality" TV.

Hell I would vote for you if you did that!

I would outlaw death, anyone that dies goes to prison and will be put in small wooden boxes.

My neighbor has red rocks... I dinnae like 'em much. Grass is better, aye.

But why stop at Bambi 2?

I never said stop. One step at a time folks.

So, if I have National Sex in Public Day, I would be bowing to the condoms lobby?

Not necessarily. Who says people are gonna use condoms?

Hell I would vote for you if you did that!

Mine as well.

In that case, I'd start off with Lion King 1 1/2 or whatever that piece of $#!? was.

Not necessarily. Who says people are gonna use condoms?

True. Hmmm Naked day... that would be both good and bad. Good because you get to see the hot people naked, bad because you get to see the ugly people naked. Ahhh it's a mixed bag of peanuts alright.

So, if I have National Sex in Public Day, I would be bowing to the condoms lobby?

No, because everyone knows that politicians hate safe sex.

In that case, I'd start off with Lion King 1 1/2 or whatever that piece of $#!? was.

Hmmm... good point... but I don't know, something about trashing the name of Bambi with a dumb sequel just enrages me. It is a crime against humanity I say.

I'd make the song found here the new american national anthem (http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/1812/index.html~content)

Legalize the farming of human meat, outlaw fundamentalist religions, evangelism = death, remove religion from school, ban homeschooling, enact laws making it illegal to teach religion to small children, fire dissidents into the sun, mandatory sterilization for any born with serious and life-dibilitating diseases - including the parents who birthed the child, legalise abortions until one week after the foetus leaves the womb and more.

Legalize the farming of human meat, outlaw fundamentalist religions, evangelism = death, remove religion from school, ban homeschooling, enact laws making it illegal to teach religion to small children, fire dissidents into the sun, mandatory sterilization for any born with serious and life-dibilitating diseases - including the parents who birthed the child, legalise abortions until one week after the foetus leaves the womb and more.

Jeez it would seriously suck living under you.

Jeez it would seriously suck living under you.

If you're religious, you wouldn't be living at all. You'd be playing in the sun.

If you're religious, you wouldn't be living at all. You'd be playing in the sun.

mandatory sterilization for any born with serious and life-dibilitating diseases - including the parents who birthed the child,

This is why it would suck to live under your rules.

This is why it would suck to live under your rules.

Personally, I think that's a rule we should seriously consider applying. Until we have the ability to change the DNA in every living cell, allowing those who are known to carry genetic defects to reproduce will only worsen the problem. The best cure is prevention.

I once read that the parents of a woman born with Harlequinn Foetus syndrome wished their daughter - who underwent several hours to painful "descaling" each day, and who had a very short expected lifespan - to have children of her own. I find this morally revolting, because her offspring would have a practically garenteed chance of contracting this incurable, painful disease. If government intervention against this kind of destructive reproduction is what is required to prevent more children being born with these diseases, so be it.

Eugenics isn't popular because the Nazis performed it, but let's not forget that many major countries (including the USA) had programs already in full swing before Hitler was a twinkle in his mother's eye.

Personally, I think that's a rule we should seriously consider applying. Until we have the ability to change the DNA in every living cell, allowing those who are known to carry genetic defects to reproduce will only worsen the problem. The best cure is prevention.

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So what is a genetic defect? Is it only tose taht are lethal, or which gives diseases? Should those that carries a copy of a recessive "defect" allel be allowed to reproduce?

The problem is that when you start to say that those with "genetic defects" should not be allowed to reproduce yo are starting to go down a very slippery slope.

Personally, I think that's a rule we should seriously consider applying. Until we have the ability to change the DNA in every living cell, allowing those who are known to carry genetic defects to reproduce will only worsen the problem. The best cure is prevention.

Hmm, I don't suppose you consider homosexuality to be a genetic defect?

Hmm, I don't suppose you consider homosexuality to be a genetic defect?

No. I'm homosexual myself. I consider any disease that causes undue pain, suffering or shortness of life a defect worthy of eliminating. Anything that doesn't cause this is fine. I reject the slippery slope argument. Eliminating harlequinn syndrome (for example) does not equate to eliminating blacks, eliminating jews, or eliminating gays.

If you concrete your front or back yard, I'd make it compulsory to paint it green and add painted flowers.

If you concrete your front or back yard, I'd make it compulsory to paint it green and add painted flowers.

I concur. Picture this: my old neighbour had a concrete yard with a big brick garage painted PINK.

Legalize the farming of human meat, outlaw fundamentalist religions, evangelism = death, remove religion from school, ban homeschooling, enact laws making it illegal to teach religion to small children, fire dissidents into the sun, mandatory sterilization for any born with serious and life-dibilitating diseases - including the parents who birthed the child, legalise abortions until one week after the foetus leaves the womb and more.

You know, I deliberately tried to avoid bring politics into this.

You know, I deliberately tried to avoid bring politics into this.

And you FAILED! HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahaa. Dangly parts.

I would declare the world communist, and force everyone to evenly distribute their wealth amongst each other, on penalty of death, except for me and my select few.

I would declare the world communist, and force everyone to evenly distribute their wealth amongst each other, on penalty of death, except for me and my select few.

That's just hypocrytical.

If you ruled the world, what dubious laws would you introduce?

Legalize the farming of human meat, outlaw fundamentalist religions, evangelism = death, remove religion from school, ban homeschooling, enact laws making it illegal to teach religion to small children, fire dissidents into the sun, mandatory sterilization for any born with serious and life-dibilitating diseases - including the parents who birthed the child, legalise abortions until one week after the foetus leaves the womb and more.

Interesting. Why exactly would you considere these laws to be "of doubtful quality or propriety [or] questionable" (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dubious&x=0&y=0)? You seem to be arguing the opposite way...

Parisians must bath on a regular basis.

Punishment for German minor offenses would be to drink Coors for a set time.

Russians are no longer allowed to wear speedos.
How is that dubious?
That is all common sense.;)

That's just hypocrytical.

Says who?

Says who?

Ceiling cat.

Says who?

Says Karl Marx.

Says Karl Marx.

Karl who?

Karl who?
Quit Stalin and tell us your Marx.

Death to all Surfacers!

Death to all Surfacers!
That is good I suppose....


I would make French the official language of the USian Government.

That is good I suppose....


I would make French the official language of the USian Government.

That's just evil. I'd rename france "new texas".

That's just evil. I'd rename france "new texas".
The UK would be renaimed the Land of Pickle Weasels.

The UK would be renaimed the Land of Pickle Weasels.

And the U.S. given to Japasn as "The new nippon republic"

i would rename the continents of the western hemisphere something like indiginea. no more of this being named after a renasaunce italian map maker who never saw the place.

super power governments which also possessed large territories would have to be broken up into smaller regeonal ones. starting of course with the u.s.

and no more possession of off shore colonies either.

=^^=
.../\...

I would outlaw law enforcement. Anyone caught attempting to enforce a Constitution, judicial writ, housing agreement, business contract or other any other form of legislation would be promptly imprisoned for an indefinite period of time, no exceptions.

I'd enact that no one can charge me for travel. I'd enact a second law that states that no woman can refuse to have sex with me. I'd be far too busy all over the world to enact other edicts. It's good to be dictator of earth.

I'd make it illegal for Americans to dub Japanese cartoons.

If I was a dictator (which I might not be):

-I approve all TV shows
- No commercials
- No censors
- No ub3r r1ch p30pl3

That's all I have right now... more later.

I'd declare that the only true ueber-mensch have neon-pink eyes.

I would outlaw law enforcement. Anyone caught attempting to enforce a Constitution, judicial writ, housing agreement, business contract or other any other form of legislation would be promptly imprisoned for an indefinite period of time, no exceptions.What about those enforcing the law outlawing law enforcement?

What about those enforcing the law outlawing law enforcement?

They'd have to commit suicide after their deed, obviously.

What about those enforcing the law outlawing law enforcement?
NO exceptions. Only little people need worry about logic, as the world's dictator, I am above such foilables.

I would outlaw evangelists and whatever 'foilables' are, even if HNFVIII is above them.

me and a friend have a plan, the world will be declared 50-50 to be cymru or scotland with world wide languages of cymraeg, gaelic and english. This excludes the united states of america and israel where the israeli's and americans will be shot into space in rockets (as while there are some quite cool americans and i'm sure some israeli's as well we figured we'd overall be ahead on the deal) and given back to the original owners (native americans and palestinians respectivly), white chocolate would be ilegal (its just wrong), shoes whould have to be made in wide fittings (its hard to buy shoes), clothes will be put on racks in shops with smallest at the back and biggest at the front (its annoying that to buy things long or wide enough you have to disapear up to your arse into a bank of clothes), also that cyclists on pavements will be flogged and finaly that all parking offences will be dealt with by crushing the car into a small cube and left in the owners living room.

clothes will be put on racks in shops with smallest at the back and biggest at the front (its annoying that to buy things long or wide enough you have to disapear up to your arse into a bank of clothes)
You could just diet.

I'd mandate a body whose express purpose would be to dissemble all hierarchical systems of governance wherever they crop up.

Anyone using the Pharse..."40's is todays 30's"!
will be shot on the spot:sniper: :sniper:

I'd make it illegal for Americans to dub Japanese cartoons.

I would simply take it a step further and just ban Japanese cartoons. I've only ever seen one anime movie I liked, and even then I could live without it.

I'd also make it so women would have to get naked in front of me or my trusted advisors if we requested it. Awful? Yes. Sexist? Yes. Awesome? Hell yes.

My laws might be dubious to other people, but that's only because they lack my supreme wisdom.

I would simply take it a step further and just ban Japanese cartoons. I've only ever seen one anime movie I liked, and even then I could live without it.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd also make it so women would have to get naked in front of me or my trusted advisors if we requested it. Awful? Yes. Sexist? Yes. Awesome? Hell yes.

w00t!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the Supreme Overlord of the Glorious Nation of the Oppressed Peoples of Wanamingo. I do what I want. :eek:

I would award Japan "13373st pre-dictatorship nation* and force all the other countries to follow it's example... or you know, just produce hentai...

I woule enact a law where the entire world's population would be re-classified as Belgians.

Live and let live, create no conflict and cause no harm, act with respect to the rights of other individuals or you'll pay for it!

Every 5 years i would require that all citizens of the globe be required to move 40-50 degrees of longitude and latitude mandatorily. This will make the entire globe concious of global problems and the population will have a far greater understanding of world culture, problems and solutions.

I'd make it illegal for Americans to dub Japanese cartoons.
That has to be the best law proposed so far.

My laws: Ban on public drug use, except within a licensed establishment.
Religion shall only be practised in private or within a licensed establishment.
No farting on public transit.

I would reqire all laws to be re-evaluated every 10 years, and reqire any law that can't be proven to be effective and nessasary to be removed from the books. Starting with speed limits:)

I'd also reqire judges to be shown what there sentances mean.

Public nudity will be allowed for beautiful people

Public nudity will be allowed for beautiful people

Which effectively means everyone according to Confucius.

Public nudity will be allowed for beautiful people

Why not make it mandatory in temperatures above 70 degrees and allow public feel-copping?

I would make it illegal to create remakes of all movies unless a government panel said it was okay. Oh, and homework would be illegal.

If I ruled the world, well these sentances say pretty much everything: DOWN WITH OPERA, DOWN WITH OPERA!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST PAY FOR HER LITTLE "Ohhhhhh look at me. Worship me as a god!" ANTICS, SHE MUST PAY FOR THE CRIMES SHE HAS COMMITED AND ALL THE BRAGGING SHE DOES, DIE OPERA!!!!!!!

I would make public toplessness compulsory for attractive women. :D

And I would outlaw Bob Dole.

I would remove the lettter C from the english language and make skipping the required form of personal forward locomotion.

I would make compentency tests required for almost everything in life.

Free Porn, beer, and music downloads to everyone who supports my rule!

Everyone else sings "Koombaya my Lord" while the Death Squads prepare to murder them in a tiny town in Colorado until the freedom fighters paradrop in from charter jets

Free Porn, beer, and music downloads to everyone who supports my rule!



Perhaps more effective is giving Free Porn, beer and music downloads to the ones that dont support your rule.

I would enforce barefeet or sandles, mandatory peace-sign tattoos and at least one hour clean communal with nature.

Oh, and instant, bloody death to all capitalist pigs.

I would make open relationships the norm

I'd also outlaw commercials on cable television. If you're already paying for the channels, you shouldn't have to watch commercials.

I'd outlaw violance, and anyone who commits an act of violance will be forced to sit in a room surrounded by many cute kittens and have to listen to Raffy sing, while being forced to watch Barney until they renounce all violance.

And religion would be outlawed, and conservatives caught practicing will be given late term abortion...

In order to promote geographical knowledge I would create a large statue of myself that would be moved around every week. All citizens would be required by law to bow in the direction of the statue 3 times a day one day out of the week.

Outlaw the abomination that is 4Kids TV. Geneon dubs aren't bad, I watched Fullmetal Alchemist and that was good. Viz manga dubs OWN because they (usually) use the original names, like Mutou Yugi instead of Yugi Moto, and Uzumaki Naruto instead of Naruto Uzumaki. And usually the manga is published left to right with very few changes.

Outlaw the abomination that is 4Kids TV. Geneon dubs aren't bad, I watched Fullmetal Alchemist and that was good. Viz manga dubs OWN because they (usually) use the original names, like Mutou Yugi instead of Yugi Moto, and Uzumaki Naruto instead of Naruto Uzumaki. And usually the manga is published left to right with very few changes.

And as for Toonami?

They gots teh Naruto now.

Laws???

LAWS???

I am the fucking Dictator of the World!

My flunkies make laws...if I don't think they suck, then those laws are just fine.

I lie in a hammock in Tahiti...where any desire of mine is but a snap of the fingers away.

I'll review the laws my flunkies draft every once in a while...any shenanigans on the part of my flunkies will cause them to be swiftly and painfully executed. :p

If I ruled the world, well these sentances say pretty much everything: DOWN WITH OPERA, DOWN WITH OPERA!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST PAY FOR HER LITTLE "Ohhhhhh look at me. Worship me as a god!" ANTICS, SHE MUST PAY FOR THE CRIMES SHE HAS COMMITED AND ALL THE BRAGGING SHE DOES, DIE OPERA!!!!!!!

*Pss* It's Oprah.

Oh yeah. I'd kill anyone who, under any circumstances, had used the smiley known as "^_^" and thought it was 'cute'.

I'd pass a law stating that everyone had to commit suicide. Failure to follow the law would result in death without trial.

So, if I have National Sex in Public Day, I would be bowing to the condoms lobby?
No, but I'd vote for you if you'd submit that, provided that it was limited to couples where at least one of the participants was a hot female chick (No offence meant, just my personal perefrences!)

me and a friend have a plan, the world will be declared 50-50 to be cymru or scotland with world wide languages of cymraeg, gaelic and english.
I'd add Klingon and Aramaic.
This excludes the united states of america and israel where the israeli's and americans will be shot into space in rockets [--snip--] and given back to the original owners (native americans and palestinians respectivly),
I veto the part about Israelis. If you read the Bible, you'll find out that the Israelis are in fact the original owners.
I substitute for it a rule punishing all racists, political agitators, etc. of all nationalities with exile on Mars.

Public nudity will be allowed for beautiful people

Not "allowed." "Mandatory," at least during Summer.

And now to some more laws I'd enact:
1) I'd create a World Militia, in which all able males between ages 21 & 25 must serve. My Militia would enforce Worldwide Peace everyehere necessary.

2) Religious education would be mandatory and funded by the World Government. Only peaceful & moderate religions (or versions thereof) would be allowed. All religions would be ammended to recognize the Lord of Hosts as their Supreme Ruler.