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Spinach Warning Expanded
All fresh forms of the vegetable should be avoided as a precaution against E. coli, the FDA says. California growers could lose $100 million.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-spinach17sep17,0,3916065.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Bush confirms that he will hunt Popeye down. Dead or alive.

So, anyway... put the spinach sandwich down and then burn it in your backyard.

My friend mentioned this to me last night. We're winning the war on spinach!

so much for the "vegetable of peace"

We have intelligence data confirming that the Spinach does indeed have noo-clear stems.

Well, it is "Natural Selection Foods", isn't it? :D

whatev.

Spinach Warning Expanded
All fresh forms of the vegetable should be avoided as a precaution against E. coli, the FDA says. California growers could lose $100 million.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-spinach17sep17,0,3916065.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Bush confirms that he will hunt Popeye down. Dead or alive.

So, anyway... put the spinach sandwich down and then burn it in your backyard.

I think this was a conspiracy by children. Everyone knows kids hate spinach and moms love to give their kids spinach so they will grow up to be big and strong. Now if mom tries feeding the kids spinach they can say, "I always knew you were trying to kill me with that stuff." and they would be right. :D

I think this was a conspiracy by children. Everyone knows kids hate spinach and moms love to give their kids spinach so they will grow up to be big and strong. Now if mom tries feeding the kids spinach they can say, "I always knew you were trying to kill me with that stuff." and they would be right. :D

Are you saying that children are terrorists? Because that is exactly what Popeye wants you to think.

Are you saying that children are terrorists? Because that is exactly what Popeye wants you to think.

who is this "popeye"

Spinach hates our freedom.

who is this "popeye"

Popeye is evil. He has a culture that clashes with our own. He gets pumped up on "Spinach" and a barage of bullets won't slow him down. Popeye is the enemy.


It's also come to light that Popeye has been in contact with Gargamel. Smurf Village has become a threat to our Freedom.

Damn.

I really like spinach.

who is this "popeye"

"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye

who is this "popeye"

He is SPINICH.

http://www.moah.org/exhibits/archives/movies/images/popeye.jpg

http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/popeye/about.htm

"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye

Like Popeye say, "I sweet potato what I sweet potato."

Does anyone here like Spinich?

Does anyone here like Spinich?
You mean I'll never get a spinach-pie again?

DAMN YOU FOOD TERRORISTS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Answer your questions?

You mean I'll never get a spinach-pie again?

DAMN YOU FOOD TERRORISTS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Answer your questions?

*giggles* Perfectly!

Our intelligence has found that Popeye isn't really the mastermind (http://balloonism.tripod.com/id8.html) behind food terrorism

M-m-m-m ... spinach ... give ... me ... spinach ...

Don't worry about eating spinach. Even if it has e.coli on it, if you eat enough of it, your body is transformed to be invulnerable to bacteria. Your white blood corpuscles grow HUGE biceps and beat seven bells out of the e. coli cells.

Forget the warnings, just obey the craving!

Must ... have ... spinach.

Oh noes!!!!! The spinach!!!! What will we do?!?! :eek:

You maniacs! You infected it! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! *falls to knees sobbing*

:eek: *gulp

I actually like spinich if its fresh and not cooked.

I actually like spinich if its fresh and not cooked.

You, my friend, are doomed.

I love spinach-fresh, cooked in a fritatta, ravioli, creamed


Unfortunately, I dont think washing helps with the Ecoli.


Where does everyone think people in the fields picking it take a dump when they have to?

IIRC, Bush's father didn't like spinach. He also didn't like Saddam. I think I see a pattern.

Just as I was writing this, I remembered that it was brocoli that Bush's father didn't like. But given W's habit of attacking the wrong target, the pattern is still valid. :p

here they wash it in highly chlorinated water and then they wash it again, then we cook it most of the time.......

and anyway I live in britain i'm sure we don't import spinich, (like we do all the rest of our food) *straws being grasped*

here they wash it in highly chlorinated water and then they wash it again, then we cook it most of the time.......

and anyway I live in britain i'm sure we don't import spinich, (like we do all the rest of our food) *straws being grasped*

I can get you a real deal on some, all you have to do is pay the shipping! :cool:

This actually isn't all that uncommon, ever had a 24-hour flu?

of course not, theres no such thing as a 24 hour flu, what most people mistake for the flu is actually food poisoning.

This actually isn't all that uncommon, ever had a 24-hour flu?

of course not, theres no such thing as a 24 hour flu, what most people mistake for the flu is actually food poisoning.

Food poisoning... or TERRORISM?

I just ate some spinach today from a can. I hope I don't die :p

who is this "popeye"

The guy who makes the fried chicken.