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Let's say that Santa Claus comes down from Antarctica and gives everyone in General aNOTHER mental illness. What mental illness would you or another Generalite have?


Everyone gets another mental illness because we're all a bunch of bastards.

Let's say that Santa Claus comes down from Antarctica and gives everyone in General a mental illness. What mental illness would you or another Generalite have?
No thank you, I've already got one!

But you're making it sound like nobody on NSG has a mental illness...

I already have one, it sucks.

I don't want another.

I already have one(or a condition, at least) stress reaction anxiety disorder

but if i had to have one i'd take schizophrenia;)

I guess I'll first have to find someone on here who doesn't have at least one already...

I guess I'll first have to find someone on here who doesn't have at least one already...

I have perfect mental health.

I have perfect mental health.Pathological liar?

Hm? What was that quote from that show Picket Fences?

I think it was

Religion is like a fart. Yours smells ok but everybody else's stinks.

I have perfect mental health.

you mean you are without diagnosis?

Pathological liar?

I am very pretty girl.

"They say alcoholism is a disease. It's a great fuckin' disease. If you have to get a disease, pray you get alcoholism.
'Bob, you're in a good mood, what's up?'
'I got my disease again! I'm riddled with it! C'mon, let's do some therapeutic jell-o shots. I'll heal up tomorrow.' " -Dennis Miller

I think that highlights my choice nicely.

Oh, and in the spirit of bizarre behavior, I have just stuffed a squirrel in someone's pants. Your task: Find it! :)

I choose Symptomatic Pygmic Dementia

Oh, and in the spirit of bizarre behavior, I have just stuffed a squirrel in someone's pants. Your task: Find it! :)Is it one of the ugly brown American squirrels or a pretty red European one?
No matter, we need baseball bats. It's easier to catch if we knock it unconscious first! :)

Is it one of the ugly brown American squirrels or a pretty red European one?
No matter, we need baseball bats. It's easier to catch if we knock it unconscious first! :)

AN outstanding strategy. :)

I have perfect mental health.

That's a rarity. I have BPD.

Let's say that Santa Claus comes down from Antarctica and gives everyone in General aNOTHER mental illness. What mental illness would you or another Generalite have?

Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, not the South Pole.

I am surrounded by fools.

Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, not the South Pole.

I am surrounded by fools.

Ahha! You're delusional!

No thank you, I already have two. I refuse to believe Santa Claus would be so mean as to saddle me with a third. :p

Is it one of the ugly brown American squirrels or a pretty red European one?
Its one of those Elite Commmando, Black Squirrels from Cananda (http://www.scarysquirrel.org/current/blackskwerls/).
No matter, we need baseball bats. It's easier to catch if we knock it unconscious first! :)
But its more fun to chase after squirrels on foot.
*speaks from experience*

And I'm fucked enough as it is without Santa Claus' help. All the same, I think completely losing it could be fun. At least to the level of "Killing Spree in New York leaves 18 dead and 5 wounded, rumors of cannibalism abound."

Its one of those Elite Commmando, Black Squirrels from Cananda (http://www.scarysquirrel.org/current/blackskwerls/).Commie Skwerls! (http://members.surfeu.de/hobbyuo/Fluggrafik/Eichhoernchen.jpg)

But its more fun to chase after squirrels on foot.
*speaks from experience*Actually, chasing rabbits is more fun. They can't climb and that makes it a longer chase.

Is it one of the ugly brown American squirrels or a pretty red European one?
No matter, we need baseball bats. It's easier to catch if we knock it unconscious first! :)

Red?!

"They say alcoholism is a disease. It's a great fuckin' disease. If you have to get a disease, pray you get alcoholism.
'Bob, you're in a good mood, what's up?'
'I got my disease again! I'm riddled with it! C'mon, let's do some therapeutic jell-o shots. I'll heal up tomorrow.' " -Dennis Miller

I think that highlights my choice nicely.


ditto

Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, not the South Pole.

I am surrounded by fools.

Those are elves Santa.

Hold on, I first need to figure out I don't have.

Hmm...

Dissociative Identity Disorder
Multiple Personality Disorder
Bipolar Mood Disorder
Schizophrenia
Psychosexual Disorders
Sociopathy/Psychopathy
Neurosis/Psychosis (Iffy. Haven't gotten tested yet, but it's possible I have a neurosis.)

So, one of the above. Bipolar Mood Disorder, I guess. It's the closest to what I already have.

Commie Skwerls! (http://members.surfeu.de/hobbyuo/Fluggrafik/Eichhoernchen.jpg)
A mere amateur of no danger or consquence; the black squirrels have been produced through years of selective breeding and training by International Squirrelry.
Actually, chasing rabbits is more fun. They can't climb and that makes it a longer chase.
Rabbits can move faster though, and part of the fun of chasing a squirrel is hauling across a field and jumping into the side of the tree in an attempt to grab it before it dissapears in the branches above.

Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, not the South Pole.

I am surrounded by fools.

Prove it! I demand photo reconnaissance!

Red?!Paste the following in google picture search and you'll see what I mean:
Eichhörnchen

A mere amateur of no danger or consquence; the black squirrels have been produced through years of selective breeding and training by International Squirrelry.
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Beware the albino squirrel

http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/as3.jpg

I'd take a phobiaphobia. Imagine how fun it would be to suffer total panic & hysteria every time someone else does :p

Paste the following in google picture search and you'll see what I mean:
Eichhörnchen

Red!

Red!Yeah, I was shocked when I saw my first North American squirrel: "These buggers are UGLY!"

Yeah, I was shocked when I saw my first North American squirrel: "These buggers are UGLY!"

They sure are. I like chipmunks, they aren't around my area though.