Counting crap in Vienna
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2006, 19:47
A group of concerned citizens in Vienna is urging people to count how many piles of dog crap they can find in a 5 minute period. The idea is to take a dog feces census in order to lobby the government to raise penalties for dog owners who don't clean up after their pets.
Personally I support their work. Back when I used to build in-ground pools the worst thing about my job was working in back yards loaded with dog shit. I didn't want to step in it and track it into my car or my home. I didn't want to get it on my tools or my building materials and end up grabbing a shitty wrench or rolling up an extension cord that had been dragged through a pile of turds. Ever since working that job, people who don't clean up after their dogs have been on my shit list.
http://www.wftv.com/family/9860364/detail.html
Markreich
16-09-2006, 20:22
I found a piece of crap in Vienna!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/IAEA_HQ.jpg/750px-IAEA_HQ.jpg
http://www.iaea.org/
Philosopy
16-09-2006, 21:20
People should definately be fined if they don't clean up after their dog. Stepping in it is one of the most revolting things you can do - and it's impossible to get rid of the smell for ages.
Deep Kimchi
16-09-2006, 21:22
I found a piece of crap in Vienna!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/IAEA_HQ.jpg/750px-IAEA_HQ.jpg
http://www.iaea.org/
You win the thread!
Nomanslanda
16-09-2006, 21:25
someone please enlighten me:p
Deep Kimchi
16-09-2006, 21:30
someone please enlighten me:p
If someone put a large red billboard with the words "Nuclear" in large white letters 10 meters in front of the IAEA building, no one in the building would be able to see it.
Call to power
16-09-2006, 21:34
why don't dogs bury there shit like cats?
I’ve stood on dog shit many times and I can honestly say it will never leave you of course I far more important issue is bird shit there is no way to escape it!
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2006, 21:35
why don't dogs bury there shit like cats?
I’ve stood on dog shit many times and I can honestly say it will never leave you of course I far more important issue is bird shit there is no way to escape it!
Take your frustrations out on the birds.
http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/damn_birds.shtml
Nomanslanda
16-09-2006, 21:42
If someone put a large red billboard with the words "Nuclear" in large white letters 10 meters in front of the IAEA building, no one in the building would be able to see it.
i see now... cheers (somehow i missed the fact that the IAEA headquarters are in Vienna)
Evil Cantadia
16-09-2006, 23:13
If someone put a large red billboard with the words "Nuclear" in large white letters 10 meters in front of the IAEA building, no one in the building would be able to see it.
Yes ... THAT is why they couldn't find Saddam's WMD's.
Swilatia
16-09-2006, 23:20
Yes ... THAT is why they couldn't find Saddam's WMD's.
saddam did not have wmd.
Evil Cantadia
17-09-2006, 00:42
saddam did not have wmd.
Exactly, but god forbid any international institution should restrict the US' sovereign right to attack other countries based on false information.
Swilatia
17-09-2006, 00:45
Exactly, but god forbid any international institution should restrict the US' sovereign right to attack other countries based on false information.
the us does not have this right. bush is a warcriminal, and should be tried for that,
Kroisistan
17-09-2006, 00:56
If someone put a large red billboard with the words "Nuclear" in large white letters 10 meters in front of the IAEA building, no one in the building would be able to see it.
No, a more apt analogy would be having a billboard in front of their building with more than one word on it, and the first word is revealed - Nuclear.
The only way to see the second word is for the billboard's authors to tell us, or for a 1 in a million shot that some conclusive evidence is found. Now answer the question, is the word - 'power' or 'weapons?'
Arrkendommer
17-09-2006, 00:57
the us does not have this right. bush is a warcriminal, and should be tried for that,
(not to rain on your parade or anything, but that was sarcasm, and who is us?)
Markreich
17-09-2006, 01:08
You win the thread!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Lisa0825/misc/snoopy_happy_dance.jpg
Markreich
17-09-2006, 01:12
Yes ... THAT is why they couldn't find Saddam's WMD's.
Have you been to the Cafe Central? :eek:
If I was in the Iraqi desert after getting used to going to the Central daily, for that melange and a strudel.. I'd say I didn't find any WMD either, just to get back to the office!!
Evil Cantadia
17-09-2006, 10:43
(not to rain on your parade or anything, but that was sarcasm, and who is us?) I'm beginning to think that I am going to have to put the rollyeyes every time I use sarcasm ...
JiangGuo
17-09-2006, 11:43
How about if more than 50 incidents of dog feces is found within a 100 foot area every dog within a mile is put down? Put the dead dogs in pet food - ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Or a less draconian method, make the walking of dogs illegal except within dog-walk parks. Or make dog-treadmills compulsory for all dog owners. There may be an odd criminal cainine but overall situation should improve.
Boonytopia
18-09-2006, 10:03
Sounds like the Viennese need my sister's dog. He always eats any dog shit he finds.
Harlesburg
18-09-2006, 10:27
They should shoot them just like my pappa did in the old country!
Deep Kimchi
18-09-2006, 14:02
How about if more than 50 incidents of dog feces is found within a 100 foot area every dog within a mile is put down? Put the dead dogs in pet food - ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Or a less draconian method, make the walking of dogs illegal except within dog-walk parks. Or make dog-treadmills compulsory for all dog owners. There may be an odd criminal cainine but overall situation should improve.
If a dog owner lets his dog shit in public areas, and doesn't clean it up, the owner should be forced to eat the shit on the first offense. On the second offense, the owner should be forced to cook and eat the dog in front of witnesses.