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Remember the disgruntled nurse that came home to a burglar and strangled him?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/intruder.killed.ap/index.html

He wasn't a burglar. He was a hitman! She killed a pro! :D

He wasn't a burglar. He was a hitman! She killed a pro! :D

I was thinking some hot 20 year old nurse, but she's 51!

There lies prove that being professional at it does not mean best at it.

I was thinking some hot 20 year old nurse, but she's 51!

There lies prove that being professional at it does not mean best at it.

Not only is she 51, but she's built the way russians build tanks. :p

Not only is she 51, but she's built the way russians build tanks. :p

Heavily armed and obselete before they leave the factory?

Heavily armed and obselete before they leave the factory?

I was going for bulky and durable, but who knows?

Not only is she 51, but she's built the way russians build tanks. :p
:D there are chief nurses like that here too, controlling a pack of young hot nurses an older and very strong nurse. They are not a myth no, able to control a 200kg drunkard or drug addict that has gone berserk with her one arm and inject medicine with her free hand. A sight to behold!

this is a day of great embarrassment for the hitman industry.

Who uses a claw hammer? honestly

this is a day of great embarrassment for the hitman industry.

I think the lesson is that you don't hire one of your store clerks to kill your wife. If he'd hired a good, union man, we wouldn't have been reading this same story.

Who uses a claw hammer? honestly

Someone trying to make it look like a burglary. *nod*

She left this message on her voicemail: "I'm not able to answer all the calls that I've received in the past few days. I'm being comforted by your concern and your support. I want you to know that our lives are all at risk for random acts, but more likely random acts of love will come your way than random acts of violence."

If only he had hired Agent 47 then we would have seen a true battle

This would have made Nurse Ratched proud.

Heavily armed and obselete before they leave the factory?
At 5'7" and 260lbs, how else would you describe her?

I'm surprised she didn't kill the guy just by sitting on him.

Here's a pic of the idiot she removed from the gene pool:
http://www.kgw.com/mostpopular/stories/M_IMAGE.10d11cd596d.93.88.fa.d0.7d1ab3a8.jpg
59 yrs old, 5'9", 180lbs. The guy had no chance.

I was thinking some hot 20 year old nurse, but she's 51!

There lies prove that being professional at it does not mean best at it.

Professional hitmen shouldn't use their teeth as a weapon :confused:

*Waits for "Nurse Control, Inc" to be formed to prevent violence by nurses.*

Remember the disgruntled nurse that came home to a burglar and strangled him?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/intruder.killed.ap/index.html

He wasn't a burglar. He was a hitman! She killed a pro! :D

Somehow I don't think a professional killer would use a claw hammer to kill his target. :rolleyes: :D :p

A horifically terrible hitman.

lol, he wsnt a pro. he was a guy that tried to commit murder before and had that on his record, doesnt say anything about succesful attempts. besides i think a professional hit man would make enough money to not have to work as a custodian (janitor) at an adult book store.

Who uses a claw hammer? honestly

Because he's a "hit" man?

Hes ball peim hammer was being cleaned?

lol, he wsnt a pro. he was a guy that tried to commit murder before and had that on his record, doesnt say anything about succesful attempts. besides i think a professional hit man would make enough money to not have to work as a custodian (janitor) at an adult book store.

Okay, a ranked amateur then. :p

Remember the disgruntled nurse that came home to a burglar and strangled him?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/intruder.killed.ap/index.html

He wasn't a burglar. He was a hitman! She killed a pro! :D

A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.

Inside a backpack Haffey left at the scene was a day planner with "Call Mike, Get letter," scribbled on the week of September 4, the affidavit said. Michael Kuhnhausen's cell phone number was jotted on the inside of a folder, it said.
I wouldn't call him a PRO... an Amateur... a dead Amateur... but not a PRO.

conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery and Burglary... and he was arrested!... proof that there are somethings one shouldn't do if one isn't good at them.

add to the fact that he had incriminating evidence on him... a dayplanner with names and phone #'s... :rolleyes:

Okay, a ranked amateur then. :p
well he will be after a couple days out in the sun... :p

Whoah! I hope no hollywood film directors have read about this, or this will be made into a VERY bad movie.

Whoah! I hope no hollywood film directors have read about this, or this will be made into a VERY bad movie.

"The Nurses' Success"...nah..."Nurse vs. Hitman". Man, I can just see the sequel, "Nurse vs. Hitman II"...The hitman's cousin, another hitman, attacks the nurse, killing her. Luckily, she has a cousin who is also a nurse...

Only thing I can say is that y'all are lucky I'm not a film director. ;)

"The Nurses' Success"...nah..."Nurse vs. Hitman". Man, I can just see the sequel, "Nurse vs. Hitman II"...The hitman's cousin, another hitman, attacks the nurse, killing her. Luckily, she has a cousin who is also a nurse...

Only thing I can say is that y'all are lucky I'm not a film director. ;)

not a movie, but what are the chances that its a mission for the next Hitman game.

Whoah! I hope no hollywood film directors have read about this, or this will be made into a VERY bad movie.

Kathy Bates would be perfect as the lead. :D