NationStates Jolt Archive


Choose your own Adventure, AGAIN

Dontgonearthere
16-09-2006, 08:00
Its fairly simple, I post a story, at the end of this story there will be a series of choices labled A), B), C) and so on. These dictate the next action taken by the charecter in the story.
After seven (so as to be lucky ;)) people have voted (if you posted a second after the seventh person, your vote doesnt count, we go by the order the post appears in on the forum), the option with the most choices is the next event in the story.

And, without further delay, let us begin:

Your alarm clock is ringing, and you know you need to go to work, but its about negative fifty outside the sheets and you are really tired. You cant exactly remember what happened last night, but it possibly involved those red plastic cups you often see in movies which feature scenes about the evils of teen drinking.
You seem to remember said cups wielding chainsaws and devouring party guests.
The ringing is quite insistient at this point. What do you do?

A) Get up, shower, and eat breakfast.
B) Pick up your bedside lamp and smash the alarm clock until it stops functioning.
C) Hit the 'snooze' button
D) Get up, shower, and take potshots at the neighbors with a pellet gun from your attic window.
F) Get up, eat breakfast, and browse NS General for a few hours.
Minoriteeburg
16-09-2006, 08:02
B) Pick up your bedside lamp and smash the alarm clock until it stops functioning.



*btw those were the greatest books ever when i was a kid....and still are*
The Psyker
16-09-2006, 08:02
B :seriouslook:
Kyronea
16-09-2006, 08:06
Its fairly simple, I post a story, at the end of this story there will be a series of choices labled A), B), C) and so on. These dictate the next action taken by the charecter in the story.
After seven (so as to be lucky ;)) people have voted (if you posted a second after the seventh person, your vote doesnt count, we go by the order the post appears in on the forum), the option with the most choices is the next event in the story.

And, without further delay, let us begin:

Your alarm clock is ringing, and you know you need to go to work, but its about negative fifty outside the sheets and you are really tired. You cant exactly remember what happened last night, but it possibly involved those red plastic cups you often see in movies which feature scenes about the evils of teen drinking.
You seem to remember said cups wielding chainsaws and devouring party guests.
The ringing is quite insistient at this point. What do you do?

A) Get up, shower, and eat breakfast.
B) Pick up your bedside lamp and smash the alarm clock until it stops functioning.
C) Hit the 'snooze' button
D) Get up, shower, and take potshots at the neighbors with a pellet gun from your attic window.
F) Get up, eat breakfast, and browse NS General for a few hours.
F for the win!
[NS]Rethan
16-09-2006, 08:16
I'm going to go with D. *evil grin*
Zatarack
16-09-2006, 08:19
C. Nothing quite like sleep.
Wilgrove
16-09-2006, 08:29
B for the win!
Dontgonearthere
16-09-2006, 08:36
B it is!
I forgot to mention. Others are free to write the 'responses' if they like.

Your questing hand locates the bedside lamp your grandmother willed to you years ago. Naturally it is built like a brick.
However, you make the fatal mistake of underestimating your alarm clock.
While you DO successfully destroy it in two smashes, you also accientally hit the power cord.
You wake up a week later in the hospital with your right arm amputated. After several inquiries, you learn that the Doctor wasnt feeling well and determined that you had gangrene anyway.
After careful consideration you...

A) Sigh, lay back and determine to enjoy life with your remaining limbs.
B) Demand a lawyer, your going to sue the HELL out of that doctor.
C) Smile calmly, then stab the nurse in the eye with a syringe of atropine you just happened to have. Then go on a rampage until you find the doctor who stole your arm, so you can rip his off and attach it to your own body.
D) Smile calmly, then stab yourself repeatedly with the nurses pen. When security rushes in on hearing your screams, claim that the nurse assaulted you.
E) Ask how they make green Jello.
The Beautiful Darkness
16-09-2006, 08:44
C!
Cannot think of a name
16-09-2006, 08:46
Tell the mates that they shouldn't worry-you will play the drums again and it will be a boon for the band, after all you'll be the rock band with the one armed drummer, no longer just the Led Zepplin cover band that made good...


...no, wait, I've heard that somewhere before...
Zatarack
16-09-2006, 08:48
C is for evil.
Dissonant Cognition
16-09-2006, 09:21
E) Ask how they make green Jello.

As it happens, green Jello is people.

Do you...

A) Star as Moses in an epic about the Old Testament.
B) Run for president on the "From our cold dead hands" platform
C) Crash land on a planet inhabited by sentient chimpanzees
D) Take revenge against a childhood friend in a chariot race in ancient Judea
E) Tell the story of miners turned astronauts who save the Earth from certain destruction
Zatarack
16-09-2006, 09:27
As it happens, green Jello is people.

Do you...

A) Star as Moses in an epic about the Old Testament.
B) Run for president on the "From our cold dead hands" platform
C) Crash land on a planet inhabited by sentient chimpanzees
D) Take revenge against a childhood friend in a chariot race in ancient Judea
E) Tell the story of miners turned astronauts who save the Earth from certain destruction

I don't think that counts.

But it's still funny.