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We've had a parliament, president, royalty, LGBT Army, anti-fluffle movement, the wave, and Drunk Commies x 7. Let's elect a pope. The NSG Pope will uphold the faith of Generalism, pulling things out of your ass, spamming, and social gatherings. S/he can name forum saints and bishops and have no actual power, just like the real pope.

Just nominate somebody and the one with the most nominations will be the pope for, well until s/he resigns or dies, DEATed, etc.

Nomiantions End...either Monday or next Friday.

~NOMINATIONS!~
UpwardThrust: 3
Smunkee: 1
Gravlen: 1
WC Imperial Court: 1
Ravea: 1
H N Fiddlebottoms VII: 3
Darknovae: 1
Wilgrove: 1
Drunk commies deleted: 1
Zilam: 2
Yootopia: 1

EDIT: If you want to post an ad for yourself or another, go ahead but don't be spammy about it.

EDIT: Use the poll. First one to 20 Votes Wins!

While it is in bad taste to nominate myself … I nominate my self

As probably the biggest anti organized religion and catholic weary person on the forum I think it would be a delightfully ironic choice

For proof of my views look at the quote in my sig :)

I second this nomination. What would your pope name be?

I vote smunkee. She does religion the right way and is a generalite through and through.

I say Gravlen. Tweety needs adequate secular recognition.:cool:

i will not nominate me self. would prolly do better as spam forum pope.

I second this nomination. What would your pope name be?

Well sense pope lando, simplicius and Hilarius have been taken (seriously)

I am going to have to go with a classic maybe

Pope BiggusDickus

That or SillySaudis or Pope NaughtiestMaximus

I nominate WC Imperial Court because, well, she's royalty already.

Well sense pope lando, simplicius and Hilarius have been taken (seriously)

I am going to have to go with a classic maybe

Pope BiggusDickus

That or SillySaudis or Pope NaughtiestMaximus

Such class and elegance.

Such class and elegance.

Absolutly ... hey I would have to be the 16th of anything ... I will be origional (for a pope anyways ... the names beying python)

I nominate WC Imperial Court because, well, she's royalty already.

That doesn't qualify one.

That doesn't qualify one.

Worked for the de Medicis

That doesn't qualify one.

Maybe not wholly, but it helps.

Long live Pope Upward! He's got my nomination!

Didn't we make LG a deity? So any pope would have to be his representative here on earth. Or mud, as is more likely. Hmmm.

Didn't we make LG a deity? So any pope would have to be his representative here on earth. Or mud, as is more likely. Hmmm.
LG is God? Hot damn. I like that idea.

I nominate myself. I'd go by the name "Zombie I."

Vote for Zombie Pope today, and get a free muffin!

Didn't we make LG a deity? So any pope would have to be his representative here on earth. Or mud, as is more likely. Hmmm.

Can we just elect deities? I always thought there'd be more to it than that.

I ain't dead yet!:mad:

I nominate myself for Pope, based on the fact that I have a very large hat and (as a resident of the Bronx) am in a unique position to acquire the tackiest goddamn jewelry with which to adorn my fingers.
Anyone who backs my nomination can even have a NSG Sainthood. You just have to die first, which is a very small price for such a great honor, and entirely worth it.

I nominate myself for Pope, based on the fact that I have a very large hat and (as a resident of the Bronx) am in a unique position to acquire the tackiest goddamn jewelry with which to adorn my fingers.
Anyone who backs my nomination can even have a NSG Sainthood. You just have to die first, which is a very small price for such a great honor, and entirely worth it.

If you win, do we call you Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII? If so, I'll nominate you as well. It's such a papal name!

If you win, do we call you Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII? If so, I'll nominate you as well. It's such a papal name!
This may be the clincher. Fiddles has my nomination.

I nominate myself too! I've been here since February and know this place very well! I'm perfectly okay with wearing a big hat (as long as it's not a pancake hat... can't put myself on top of my head... that would hurt :eek:) and wearing big rings. I will uphold the faith of Generalism and also create awareness of Pancakes across the world (even if I'm the only one... in which case I won't be narcissistic :)) I'll adopt the name Pope Pancakea. :cool: I'm so into NSG that I look forward to it everyday after school (which may not be a good thing :p)....

Also it's on my List of Things To Do Before I Turn 15. I only have till January!

If you win, do we call you Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII? If so, I'll nominate you as well. It's such a papal name!
I would prefer "Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII", but whatever gets me the votes I need.
*whores self to the voters*

I would prefer "Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII", but whatever gets me the votes I need.
*whores self to the voters*

http://static.flickr.com/47/124861108_059dea7993_m.jpg

You look like this ? :eek:

I would prefer "Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII", but whatever gets me the votes I need.
*whores self to the voters*

Space Pope... hmmm. OK!!! :D

I would prefer "Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII", but whatever gets me the votes I need.
*whores self to the voters*

Zombie popes are better.

I nominate myself!

There can be only one pope!

Nominate UpwardThrust for NSG Pope...Or Else You'll Get Cancer

There can be only one pope!
Why must you always try to rape my happiness?
Its because of that time I ate all 666 of your pet goldfish alive, isn't it?

No votes for me? :(

Why must you always try to rape my happiness?
Its because of that time I ate all 666 of your pet goldfish alive, isn't it?

Yes...if you make me a bishop I'll whore for you.

While it is in bad taste to nominate myself … I nominate my self

As probably the biggest anti organized religion and catholic weary person on the forum I think it would be a delightfully ironic choice

For proof of my views look at the quote in my sig :)

I'll second that nomination. I agree exactly with your views. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

Come on! Vote Pancake for Pope! *whores self to voters* Take THAT, Fiddlebottoms!

There can be only one pope!

Nominate UpwardThrust for NSG Pope...Or Else You'll Get Cancer

Actually, it really doesn't matter if Zombies get cancer; they're dead anyways.

VOTE RAVEA FOR ZOMBIE POPE! I AM INVULERABLE!

I'll second that nomination. I agree exactly with your views. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
And UpwardThrust is in the lead.

I'll say Drunk commies deleted.

Vote Pope Zilam XXX. I will make masturbation, premarital sex, and drunkeness as things that lead to sainthood! Plus at mass, we will have giant orgies and pie!

I nominate myself!

Fine, since you all keep asking for this...

*pours maple syrup on self*

Now will you guys vote for me? Please?

And I'll make LG a god, and Smunkee, Eut, and Farnhamia can be saints. :D

[/VOTE WHORING]

Vote Pope Zilam XXX. I will make masturbation, premarital sex, and drunkeness as things that lead to sainthood! Plus at mass, we will have giant orgies and pie!

Damn..you didn't promise that, Fiddles.

Vote Pope Zilam XXX. I will make masturbation, premarital sex, and drunkeness as things that lead to sainthood! Plus at mass, we will have giant orgies and pie!

Aww! You came along to late, I've already voted but I want you to be the pope. :(

Sex sells. ;)

Hell, under me I will ban fundies, and anyone that is convicted of it will be burned at the stake or crucified! WOOO!!!!


Also, there will be nude women dancing on poles at mass. MMMM communion never tasted sooo good :D

Ahhh... still no votes for the Pancake.

Er... I promise to... err... live and let live...?

Damn it! :mad:

Ahhh... still no votes for the Pancake.

Er... I promise to... err... live and let live...?

Damn it! :mad:

Give it time. Put a link in your sig, make an ad. People vill come.

I Shall Give You The Powers Of Flight!

And Many Women!

And Amnysty During The Zombie Apocolypse!

Vote 4 Zombie Pope!

Hell, under me I will ban fundies, and anyone that is convicted of it will be burned at the stake or crucified! WOOO!!!!

I want to retract my earlier vote. Zilam, you're so cool! :)

*shrugs*

I'd add an atheist edge to organised religion, and I'd possibly make a Pope's hat to wear, and upload a picture of myself wearing it if I won.

So yeah, if you're up for it, vote for me, otherwise, best of luck to the rest of you.

I Shall Give You The Powers Of Flight!

And Many Women!

And Amnysty During The Zombie Apocolypse!

Vote 4 Zombie Pope!


I will give you immortality, as to not have to worry about the Zombie Apocolypse. Just vote for me. :)

I want to retract my earlier vote. Zilam, you're so cool! :)

I'll allow it.

I want to retract my earlier vote. Zilam, you're so cool! :)

This woman has felt the hand of the lord touch her(;)) and she is on the path to immortal sainthood! rejoice!

Okay fine, I protest all fundie-ism. It shall be banned, and any violators will be forced to walk on water (or whatever their religion warrants :D).

Schwell?

Okay fine, I protest all fundie-ism. It shall be banned, and any violators will be forced to walk on water (or whatever their religion warrants :D).

Schwell?

Join me child, and thy name will be known across the lands. You will be Saint Pancake the Yummy

Children of LG, unite under my banner!http://www.gracechapelofthevalley.com/images/Sex%20Drugs%20Rock%20n%20Roll.jpg

This woman has felt the hand of the lord touch her(;)) and she is on the path to immortal sainthood! rejoice!

Join me child, and thy name will be known across the lands. You will be Saint Pancake the Yummy

You're good. ;)

Christianity is starting to look like fun, I might give up my atheist ways yet!

The winner will be the first person to gain 20 Votes.

You're good. ;)

Christianity is starting to look like fun, I might give up my atheist ways yet!
Don't do it!

Don't do it!

Child, what desire have ye? Ask and ye shall recieve it, for I am the right hand of LG.

Don't do it!

But I want to go to a church with poledancers. He's convinced me. :)

Child, what desire have ye? Ask and ye shall recieve it, for I am the right hand of LG.

Your campaign picked up quickly.

Your campaign picked up quickly.

The lord works in mysterious ways ;)

The lord works in mysterious ways ;)

If you're truly a representative of LG, what holidays will you declare?

1) Fundies will not be tolerated. Death to them!
2) LG is the Lord, they God. Worship him, or get a pie to the face.
3) Spread the good word - spam.
4) Nudism is encouraged
5) Fawk the zombies.
6) When in doubt, put it in your mouth.
7) Consume Alcohol at least 5 times daily.
8) Worship the lord by blasting any music except polka.
9) Masturbation is required at least once daily. As a result, all pornography is now FREE!
10) Thou shall not work ever again.

Anyone that follows these rules will be granted eternal life.

If you're truly a representative of LG, what holidays will you declare?


every june 9th(6/9) will be known as Holy Orgy day. Of course we must celebrate the day of the birth of the Lord, LG, and bring forth virgins. Everyday is a holiday actually. You can celebrate what ever you want!

Do I win yet?

Do I win yet?

Get 20 votes and I'll declare you the winner.

Get 20 votes and I'll declare you the winner.

I have 2. I shall make these votes multiply, like that one time with the fish and bread...Good times...

I have 2. I shall make these votes multiply, like that one time with the fish and bread...Good times...

Then you better hurry.

Then you better hurry.

I don't think many are on NSG on a friday night :\..

PS can you add a poll?

I don't think many are on NSG on a friday night :\..

PS can you add a poll?

Yes.

Yes.

You are now loved by me :)

You are now loved by me :)

Does that mean I get benefices?

Does that mean I get benefices?

Yes. 300 virgins for you..Or they can be well experienced whores...Your choosing.

LG is God? Hot damn. I like that idea.

Damn right that sounds good that could prove real interesting.

Yes. 300 virgins for you..Or they can be well experienced whores...Your choosing.

Same difference to me.

Hell, under me I will ban fundies, and anyone that is convicted of it will be burned at the stake or crucified! WOOO!!!!


Also, there will be nude women dancing on poles at mass. MMMM communion never tasted sooo good :D
Damn I knew I should have read the whole thread before voting, can I change mine to Zilam, too?

Damn I knew I should have read the whole thread before voting, can I change mine to Zilam, too?

Don't worry child, a miscounted vote is a mistake. You'll find salvation and spend eternity having fun and being indulged.

Damn I knew I should have read the whole thread before voting, can I change mine to Zilam, too?

No. The poll prevents it.

No. The poll prevents it.

Well Psyker you might have to face judgement now.. Which flavour pie to the face? Lemon or Apple?

Well Psyker you might have to face judgement now.. Which flavour pie to the face? Lemon or Apple?

You'll be Pope, you have 3 votes! Just whore.

In opposition to Zilam's obvious falsehoods mascarading as campaign promises, I can offer only these 4 tenents of the Faith:
1) Space Popes rule.
2) Followers of the Space Pope are required to do fuck all that they feel like doing the instant the idea crosses thier minds.
3) Guilt is for losers, if you regret any action undertaken while following Rule 2, you will be shot.
4) All supporters of the competing Popes are hereby classified as Gypsies, and may be hunted as such in most European countries.

In opposition to Zilam's obvious falsehoods mascarading as campaign promises, I can offer only these 4 tenents of the Faith:
1) Space Popes rule.
2) Followers of the Space Pope are required to do fuck all that they feel like doing the instant the idea crosses thier minds.
3) Guilt is for losers, if you regret any action undertaken while following Rule 2, you will be shot.
4) All supporters of the competing Popes are hereby classified as Gypsies, and may be hunted as such in most European countries.

Pfft. Space pope was soo 10 mins ago. The man that makes the least promises is a loser, and that is you my friend, but you can change your ways and join me now, and forever we can rule the galaxy as father and son..Goddamnit, i hate when i let out random starwars quotes.

Has not anyone read my promises? I will make you all happy!

Oh, shit, we may have two popes. A Great Schism before we even have a pope.

Well Psyker you might have to face judgement now.. Which flavour pie to the face? Lemon or Apple?

Do you have any Cream pie thats more traditional? If not I'll take the Lemon.

Do you have any Cream pie thats more traditional? If not I'll take the Lemon.

Well, the cream is usually for heretics, but ok. -throws cream pie in your face- Do you repent?

Oh, shit, we may have two popes. A Great Schism before we even have a pope.

That would be no good. Because then we'd have to start that crusading shit up again.

Pfft. Space pope was soo 10 mins ago.
Actually, it was a little over an hour. I had to let my campaign idle so that I could go settle with someone.
The man that makes the least promises is a loser, and that is you my friend but you can change your ways and join me now, and forever we can rule the galaxy as father and son..Goddamnit, i hate when i let out random starwars quotes.
Considering the fact that Rule 2 and 3, when taken together, can be stretched to cover just about every proclomation you have promised, I am obviously superior.
Vote Fiddles, its like voting for Zilam, but with less red tape and more debauching.
Which brings me to: Rule 5: Any word can be made into a participle. Participling, as it shall now be called, is very highly encouraged as the holiest form of languaging.


And StarWars is so 3 decades ago.

1) Thou shalt not be an idiot, thy intelligence level must be above that of a freaking shovel.
2) Thou shalt do what thou like to thy body, as long as no one else is hurt in the process.
3) Commandemt 2 includes any sexual behaviors... 'nuff said.
4) If thou must be a fundie, thou shalt be ready for any repercussion such as a test to see if thou can really walk on water, get 72 virgins in life, and get on Xenu's good side. Thou have been warned.
5) Thou shalt not declare war for stupid reasons such as high testosterone levels, terrorism, and "protection of my country's beliefs". That war will never win *COUGH MR BUSH COUGH OCUGH COUGH HACK KHA KAH KHA AKKKKKKKKKK* Sorry.
6) Thou shalt accept LG as thy God.
7) Thou shalt be nice to each other. It's not that hard.
8) Thou shalt be open-minded toward Pancakes and our heritage... please, no idiotic maple-syrup jokes. :mad:
9) Thou shalt observe any days that the Pope Pancakea makes Holy, or she will get very angry and call on Thy God Lunatic Goofballs to decide what to do with thy insubordinate self.
10) With these Comandments thou shalt adhere to them and also rock on.

Random Verses from the Holy Book of Pancakes:

And verily, the Fundie spread his BS around to the country, and his stupid arse got a 32% approval rating. That monkey got pwn3d. Bwah ha ha!
-Syrup 2:3-5.

And to prove his Idiocy, the JW walked up to the Holy Residence of Lunatic Goofballs, and met the naked man that was indeed Thy God Lunatic Goofballs, and got the F#$# out of there. To the many nations of the world, that is how you get a JW to stay the hell away.
-Intellectus 3:4-6.

Holy Days: 6/9 or 9/6, depending on where you are ;)

Actually, it was a little over an hour. I had to let my campaign idle so that I could go settle with someone.

Considering the fact that Rule 2 and 3, when taken together, can be stretched to cover just about every proclomation you have promised, I am obviously superior.
Vote Fiddles, its like voting for Zilam, but with less red tape and more debauching.
Which brings me to: Rule 5: Any word can be made into a participle. Participling, as it shall now be called, is very highly encouraged as the holiest form of languaging.


And StarWars is so 3 decades ago.

Don't make me tell them your secret. I will do it!

1) Thou shalt not be an idiot, thy intelligence level must be above that of a freaking shovel.
2) Thou shalt do what thou like to thy body, as long as no one else is hurt in the process.
3) Commandemt 2 includes any sexual behaviors... 'nuff said.
4) If thou must be a fundie, thou shalt be ready for any repercussion such as a test to see if thou can really walk on water, get 72 virgins in life, and get on Xenu's good side. Thou have been warned.
5) Thou shalt not declare war for stupid reasons such as high testosterone levels, terrorism, and "protection of my country's beliefs". That war will never win *COUGH MR BUSH COUGH OCUGH COUGH HACK KHA KAH KHA AKKKKKKKKKK* Sorry.
6) Thou shalt accept LG as thy God.
7) Thou shalt be nice to each other. It's not that hard.
8) Thou shalt be open-minded toward Pancakes and our heritage... please, no idiotic maple-syrup jokes. :mad:
9) Thou shalt observe any days that the Pope Pancakea makes Holy, or she will get very angry and call on Thy God Lunatic Goofballs to decide what to do with thy insubordinate self.
10) With these Comandments thou shalt adhere to them and also rock on.

Random Verses from the Holy Book of Pancakes:

And verily, the Fundie spread his BS around to the country, and his stupid arse got a 32% approval rating. That monkey got pwn3d. Bwah ha ha!
-Syrup 2:3-5.

And to prove his Idiocy, the JW walked up to the Holy Residence of Lunatic Goofballs, and met the naked man that was indeed Thy God Lunatic Goofballs, and got the F#$# out of there. To the many nations of the world, that is how you get a JW to stay the hell away.
-Intellectus 3:4-6.

Holy Days: 6/9 or 9/6, depending on where you are ;)

You are copying after me you fool!

You are copying after me you fool!

No I'm not... ;)

(Okay maybe commandment 3...) :D

I would like Zilam, H N, and the Pancake to debate the divinity of LG and how your opponents are wrong.

No I'm not... ;)

(Okay maybe commandment 3...) :D

holidays as well. :mad:


hehe

Well, the cream is usually for heretics, but ok. -throws cream pie in your face- Do you repent?

Yes, your Pieness:)

Don't make me tell them your secret. I will do it!
I've been keeping my shit as clean as a baby's bottom. Or something like that.

And why do you all keep playing all this "nice"-crap? Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII offers maximized opportunities for reckless violence, meaning that you all could take care of your own fundies without resorting to Papal authority.

I would like Zilam, H N, and the Pancake to debate the divinity of LG and how your opponents are wrong.

LG is the Supreme Lord. He shall do as he wants, although he would never kill, nor bring displeasure to anyone. He is a loving God. HN and Pancake worship this false image of him, where as they would make everyone be a fundie for Him, and LG hates fundies, which is why these false prophets will end up in the pit of suffering aka Moderation. And if they are not cleansed there, then will will be deated from the face of all NS. This is the will of the lord, LG.

I've been keeping my shit as clean as a baby's bottom. Or something like that.

And why do you all keep playing all this "nice"-crap? Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII offers maximized opportunities for reckless violence, meaning that you all could take care of your own fundies without resorting to Papal authority.


So why is that you are secretly a FUNDIE SMUGGLER?????? Uh huh! I told you I'd tell them all.

LG is the Supreme Lord. He shall do as he wants, although he would never kill, nor bring displeasure to anyone. He is a loving God. HN and Pancake worship this false image of him, where as they would make everyone be a fundie for Him, and LG hates fundies, which is why these false prophets will end up in the pit of suffering aka Moderation. And if they are not cleansed there, then will will be deated from the face of all NS. This is the will of the lord, LG.

But surely your Pieness LG would bring displeasure to one if it would bring laughs to many?

So why is that you are secretly a FUNDIE SMUGGLER?????? Uh huh! I told you I'd tell them all.
That's not a secret, I proudly smuggle Fundies all around the world: Taking them from places where they cause distress to the locals (such as the US) and then flying them to various cannibal tribes who have developed an especial taste for missionary stew.
And that is exactly the sort of grass roots Anti-Fundamentalist activity that followers of Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII will engage in on a regular basis, rather than relying on Big Religion to save them from their problems.

But surely your Pieness LG would bring displeasure to one if it would bring laughs to many?

But of course my child. Thank you for bringing that up. That is why he made HN ugly, as to bring joy to the world:)

That's not a secret, I proudly smuggle Fundies all around the world: Taking them from places where they cause distress to the locals (such as the US) and then flying them to various cannibal tribes who have developed an especial taste for missionary stew.
And that is exactly the sort of grass roots Anti-Fundamentalist activity that followers of Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII will engage in on a regular basis, rather than relying on Big Religion to save them from their problems.

What about the illegitimate child you had with the Mormon?

LG is the Supreme Lord. He shall do as he wants, although he would never kill, nor bring displeasure to anyone. He is a loving God. HN and Pancake worship this false image of him, where as they would make everyone be a fundie for Him, and LG hates fundies, which is why these false prophets will end up in the pit of suffering aka Moderation. And if they are not cleansed there, then will will be deated from the face of all NS. This is the will of the lord, LG.
Is not your own religion, like that of the Pancake, of a most vile and Fundamentalist sort? Filled with rules, straight-jacketed interpretation, and direct commandments regulating one's every alcoholic beverage?
The Bible that you all read so literally is not meant to be taken as such, it is instead a collection of myths, legends, moral lessons, and those little cartoons that are only funny about 1/2 the time and have absolutely no connection to the surrounding text. The LG that the text describes is not meant to be taken literally, but, rather, as a manifestation of the Trickster Spirit that lies in the hearts of all people.
Look inward, look to your own id, don't become slaves to the theocratic oppression of these imposters.
Live free or die.
Or don't, the choice is really up to you.

I do not need this! I crown myself Pope Immortalus Zilam XXX. All those that wish to follow me, do so, and reap the benefits of LG. These other fools will perish in moderation.

I would like Zilam, H N, and the Pancake to debate the divinity of LG and how your opponents are wrong.

LG is God. He is t3h God, and will always be t3h God. He provides the world with laughs and it will be a great honor to be His voice. *nods*

By the way, I've come u pwith new holidays.

The Days of Pwnage are nonconsecutive holidays, in which followers devote everythiong to pwning Fundies.

July 31- Pwn Harry Potter Protestors Day. You carry around any random Harry Potter book, seek out Fundies, point stick at them and yell gibberish at them.

January 15- Pwn Bush Supporters/Republicans Day. It's easy- all you have to do is not be Republican. :p

February 25- Pwn JWs Day. All you have to do is show up at the door either naked or with fake blood down your front (or both :eek:)

March 22nd- Pwn Islamic fundies Day. Women must reveal their hair and everyone must pretend to like the USA (PRETEND! don't have to like it!)

April 24th- Pwn Scientologists Day. Call their "religion" BS. :D

May 28th- Pwn Christian Fundies Day. You know what to do ;)

Election Days- Pwn Gov. Fundies Day. Vote for the non-fundie party.

:D

What about the illegitimate child you had with the Mormon?
AHA! The heretic law-giver reveals his own biases and morality.
Have you not read the words of the Great Saint "Dollar Menu Guy"? Have you not seen the passion which he holds for the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger as he proclaimed to the world "I'd hit that!"?
And if two literal all-beef patties are allowed unto a true follower of the word, why not two figurative all-beef patties that are, in fact, the buttocks of a Mormon?

Is not your own religion, like that of the Pancake, of a most vile and Fundamentalist sort? Filled with rules, straight-jacketed interpretation, and direct commandments regulating one's every alcoholic beverage?
The Bible that you all read so literally is not meant to be taken as such, it is instead a collection of myths, legends, moral lessons, and those little cartoons that are only funny about 1/2 the time and have absolutely no connection to the surrounding text. The LG that the text describes is not meant to be taken literally, but, rather, as a manifestation of the Trickster Spirit that lies in the hearts of all people.
Look inward, look to your own id, don't become slaves to the theocratic oppression of these imposters.
Live free or die.
Or don't, the choice is really up to you.


What????? I'm an imposter? I'm all for freedom. There's no myths in my bible, it's all facts (I mean, 32% approval rating?! That ain't a myth!)

Basically what my religion says, is that we can do whatever we like (provided we don't hurt other people), but Fundie-pwning is compulsory, because it's too much fun to pass up :D

And what is an id? :confused:

AHA! The heretic law-giver reveals his own biases and morality.
Have you not read the words of the Great Saint "Dollar Menu Guy"? Have you not seen the passion which he holds for the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger as he proclaimed to the world "I'd hit that!"?
And if two literal all-beef patties are allowed unto a true follower of the word, why not two figurative all-beef patties that are, in fact, the buttocks of a Mormon?

Hm, I was sure you were going to take the "I was currupting the fundie from her fundie ways angle."

Drunk Commies needs more votes!

It seems Jolt is working again so lets get to it!

Drunk Commies needs more votes!

It seems Jolt is working again so lets get to it!

Whore, never stop whoring.

Drunk Commies needs more votes!

It seems Jolt is working again so lets get to it!

You didn't even try to be funny with that post:mad: :throws pie at Utracia for sin of seriousness: There now at least you look funny with the whipcream facial:p

Didn't we make LG a deity? So any pope would have to be his representative here on earth. Or mud, as is more likely. Hmmm.

:)

since I am already nominated and have some votes......


personal freedom is uberimportant, therefore you can do whatever you want as long as you aren't infringing on other's freedom
church is whenever and wherever you wish it to be, and worship is living life to the fullest
beer, naked chicks, and whatever else.....meh.

WTF? I can hammer out three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes and I'm not up there? That kind of writing talent has to be divinely inspired!

Once the pope is declared, I'm naming myself Antipope and launching a bigass schism within the Church!

since I am already nominated and have some votes......


personal freedom is uberimportant, therefore you can do whatever you want as long as you aren't infringing on other's freedom
church is whenever and wherever you wish it to be, and worship is living life to the fullest
beer, naked chicks, and whatever else.....meh.


Boo! Down with seriousness! :Throws pie: There now you can be funny too:D

WTF? I can hammer out three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes and I'm not up there? That kind of writing talent has to be divinely inspired!

Can you write "three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes" on the difference between eros and agape and its implications for natural law?

Or just on the price of oil?

Can you write "three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes" on the difference between eros and agape and its implications for natural law?

Or just on the price of oil?


Pie to the Serious! :Throws Pie: ;)

Can you write "three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes" on the difference between eros and agape and its implications for natural law?

Or just on the price of oil?

The price of oil. But instead of discussing the implications of various forms of relationships on natural law, I can discuss obscure grades and pricings of crude oil, gasoline, and other refined products and their effect on international refined product demand.

I just realized those are nothing near the same. :(

WTF? I can hammer out three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes and I'm not up there? That kind of writing talent has to be divinely inspired!

Once the pope is declared, I'm naming myself Antipope and launching a bigass schism within the Church!

You should have came here sooner.

I voted pancake. We need a young pope that wont die and need replacing often.

Remember, the first candidate to obtain 20 votes is the pope...for at least five months

Now wait a motha fuckin minute.

No one even mentioned me?

Well fine, you can all go die!

*clears throat*

I nominate me, IL RUFFINO.

And also, Kanakanabananabiana.

We'll fight to keeping all official positions secular on NSG - there will be no recognized 'pope'.

Pie to the Serious! :Throws Pie: ;)

Me? Serious? *Laughs uproariously*

I sound serious sometimes... but only because it accentuates the humor.

The price of oil. But instead of discussing the implications of various forms of relationships on natural law, I can discuss obscure grades and pricings of crude oil, gasoline, and other refined products and their effect on international refined product demand.

I just realized those are nothing near the same. :(

You can still be Antipope, though. Declare that you will bring wealth and luxury to all, and that all the philosophical pontification about natural reason and the human end and intrinsic moral evil is a distortion of God's true will. Most assuredly, you will get thousands of followers.

Vote Pope Zilam XXX. I will make masturbation, premarital sex, and drunkeness as things that lead to sainthood! Plus at mass, we will have giant orgies and pie!

I nominate myself!

In opposition to Zilam's obvious falsehoods mascarading as campaign promises, I can offer only these 4 tenents of the Faith:
1) Space Popes rule.
2) Followers of the Space Pope are required to do fuck all that they feel like doing the instant the idea crosses thier minds.
3) Guilt is for losers, if you regret any action undertaken while following Rule 2, you will be shot.
4) All supporters of the competing Popes are hereby classified as Gypsies, and may be hunted as such in most European countries.

Good thing I'm not in Europe, 'cause I want to nominate both Fiddles and Zilam. :p

Good thing I'm not in Europe, 'cause I want to nominate both Fiddles and Zilam. :p

Does Oz get it's own Pope now?

Goes to show the one and only position I ever went for I fail at

Goes to show the one and only position I ever went for I fail at

The razors are on the coffee table.

The razors are on the coffee table.

Naw its ok Just pointing out why I normaly stay out of these popularity contest threads

But alchahol got the better of me ... time to go argue some more on another more pressing topic or something or other

Goes to show the one and only position I ever went for I fail at

Fuck..me too. And i promised everything. Ungrateful bastards!

Naw its ok Just pointing out why I normaly stay out of these popularity contest threads

But alchahol got the better of me ... time to go argue some more on another more pressing topic or something or other

Ah.

I'd vote for you, but Smunkee piad me to vote for her.

Alcohol, and popularity.. why didn't it work this time? :confused:

Ah.

I'd vote for you, but Smunkee piad me to vote for her.

Alcohol, and popularity.. why didn't it work this time? :confused:

No grudge smukee is an awsome awsome person

Does Oz get it's own Pope now?

No, we don't need a Pope :p

Now wait a motha fuckin minute.

No one even mentioned me?

Well fine, you can all go die!

*clears throat*

I nominate me, IL RUFFINO.

And also, Kanakanabananabiana.
Teh Jewsih conspiracy!!:eek:

Zilam all the way!!!

Smunkee was a close second, and if JuNii were an option, he'd be up there too.

I vote myself to be the next agnostic pope of NS!

I say me. zI m the fukcing popel. Worship me!

Wait...vote for me, I say!

Why?

Ive got a slogan!

BackwoodsSquatches:

"Im not Bush!"

You love it!

:eek:

What the Michigan is my name doing up on the big board?!?

I say Gravlen. Tweety needs adequate secular recognition.:cool:

Ah, I should have known...

Though I'm not really pope-material, I'm more of a loyal minion and a scribe you know. Writing down the word of the LORD, not interpreting it :p

i'm voting drunk commies.

Okay, change all the "Pwn All Fundies" days into "Frag All Fundies" Days, I will be your Pope!

Besides... I will not only be NSG's first pope ever (will I be the first pope ever?), I will be NSG's only Pancake pope, and the only teenage Pope. Come on, please? Pretty please?

Don't make me go spoiled teenage American brat on you guys... :eek:

i'm voting drunk commies.

So,the pope is from Jersey.

Though I'm not really pope-material, I'm more of a loyal minion and a scribe you know. Writing down the word of the LORD, not interpreting it :p
You could join me in a papal coalition and become my official scribe, then the Fiddlebottoms-Gravlen ticket would be just tied with DCD.
And the Pancake could come along as the Pope pro tempura (misspelling intentional), giving our complete coalition 16 Votes, beating out DCD by a margin of nearly 50% and proving the value of Proportional Representation over the winner take-all system.

Worked for the de Medicis
General isn't Medieval Europe.:p
Maybe not wholly, but it helps.
Not really.
Can we just elect deities? I always thought there'd be more to it than that.
No, there really isn't.
Also it's on my List of Things To Do Before I Turn 15. I only have till January!
That's the best month.
Fine, since you all keep asking for this...

*pours maple syrup on self*

Now will you guys vote for me? Please?

And I'll make LG a god, and Smunkee, Eut, and Farnhamia can be saints. :D

[/VOTE WHORING]
:eek:ZOMG, you're a great whore!:p
The razors are on the coffee table.
No, I left them in the kitchen. Didn't want the wee ones to get hold of them.
No grudge smukee is an awsome awsome person
Yes, she is.
Wait...vote for me, I say!

Why?

Ive got a slogan!

BackwoodsSquatches:

"Im not Bush!"

You love it!
*votes BackwoodsSquatches for President*
:eek:

What the Michigan is my name doing up on the big board?!?



Ah, I should have known...

Though I'm not really pope-material, I'm more of a loyal minion and a scribe you know. Writing down the word of the LORD, not interpreting it :p

We know I'd be pulling the interpretational strings.;)

Smunkee for Pope!

Smunkee for Pope!

:eek: We can't have a woman Pope!!:eek:

:D:p

i nominate, and vote for myself

We've had a parliament, president, royalty, LGBT Army, anti-fluffle movement, the wave, and Drunk Commies x 7. Let's elect a pope. The NSG Pope will uphold the faith of Generalism, pulling things out of your ass, spamming, and social gatherings. S/he can name forum saints and bishops and have no actual power, just like the real pope.

Just nominate somebody and the one with the most nominations will be the pope for, well until s/he resigns or dies, DEATed, etc.

Nomiantions End...either Monday or next Friday.

~NOMINATIONS!~
UpwardThrust: 3
Smunkee: 1
Gravlen: 1
WC Imperial Court: 1
Ravea: 1
H N Fiddlebottoms VII: 3
Darknovae: 1
Wilgrove: 1
Drunk commies deleted: 1
Zilam: 2
Yootopia: 1

EDIT: If you want to post an ad for yourself or another, go ahead but don't be spammy about it.

EDIT: Use the poll. First one to 20 Votes Wins!

I nominate Minaris.

Since it's tacky to vote for my self, I vote for Eutrusca.

Although, if I were Pope, I would be Pope Hostilia I. My agenda would be to abolish all organized religion - you can be as disorganized as you like.

I'll let everyone do what they want, as long as nobody else is hurt in the process. How much more free can you be? I'll abolish fundie-ism though. No extremists whatsoever, even under me!

Besides, we're getting off topic here. What about the spamming? I propose more of it!!

[/VOTE WHORING]

I am the battle pope in charge of being awesome and general kickassery.
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/G/product_G7863.jpg

So,the pope is from Jersey.

Why not? Us Jersey folks know all about running a shady racket while maintaining an air of tradition and respectability.

:eek:

What the Michigan

you ripped off my "what the norway" line! shame on you!

Fiddles has my vote all the way. Behind you to the last your soon-to-be-Holiness :D

Fiddles has my vote all the way. Behind you to the last your soon-to-be-Holiness :D

Hush now unbeliever. Only DCD can show you the way to salvation :p

How come Lunatic Goofballs has not been up there? Does he not believe in the sanctity of post count?

Hush now unbeliever. Only DCD can show you the way to salvation :p

How come Lunatic Goofballs has not been up there? Does he not believe in the sanctity of post count?

Because he is God. :nods:

Whoever wins - I'll be their Antipope!

WTF? I can hammer out three paragraphs of solid argument in like 5 minutes and I'm not up there? That kind of writing talent has to be divinely inspired!

Once the pope is declared, I'm naming myself Antipope and launching a bigass schism within the Church!

Dammit!!! Congratulations on your historical knowledge, I had hoped nobody would have made that call yet. (So I went ahead and posted before I had read the thread...)

Anyway - I've got the pope-smiley already! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/papst.gif

Whoever wins - I'll be their Antipope!

I as God II will smite you and the Pope (unless it is me, Kyato, or EMC).

I am God II (it is an inside joke). I, thereby, should be Pope, since I actually talk to God. :p

I vote we make every man woman child and cabage on this board a pope. Get your card here http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

:D

I vote we make every man woman child and cabage on this board a pope. Get your card here http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

:D
Me:
http://jubal.westnet.com/cgi-bin/hyperdiscordia/popecard.pl

I as God II will smite you and the Pope (unless it is me, Kyato, or EMC).

I am God II (it is an inside joke). I, thereby, should be Pope, since I actually talk to God. :p


Ummm, no. I will be Pope. Vote for me. You can't smite Pancakes anyway.

Ummm, no. I will be Pope. Vote for me. You can't smite Pancakes anyway.

*Smites 55555 times* (another inside joke)

... you were saying?

I as God II will smite you and the Pope (unless it is me, Kyato, or EMC).

I am God II (it is an inside joke). I, thereby, should be Pope, since I actually talk to God. :p

Dude, where did you come from?!? I don't think I've ever seen you around here before! :p

(Carry on :D - I'm sure we can strike a deal!)

Ummm, no. I will be Pope. Vote for me. You can't smite Pancakes anyway.
You haven't got the votes, the only hope you have is joining me in a coalition and settling for Pope pro tempura.
JOIN ME, PANCAKE, JOIN ME!

*Smites 55555 times* (another inside joke)

... you were saying?

:rolleyes: No matter how many times you smite me, I'll just come back. :p

You haven't got the votes, the only hope you have is joining me in a coalition and settling for Pope pro tempura.
JOIN ME, PANCAKE, JOIN ME!

Not until I know what "pro tempura" means. And then I may consider it.

Not until I know what "pro tempura" means. And then I may consider it.

It means professional batter-dipped, fried Japanese food.

It means professional batter-dipped, fried Japanese food.

No it doesn't. :mad:

No it doesn't. :mad:

Don't argue with the future leader of the NSChurch. Accept his word as truth.

No it doesn't. :mad:

God told me that's what it meant. Argue with me and you're arguing with God through his infallible representative here on earth.

God told me that's what it meant. Argue with me and you're arguing with God through his infallible representative here on earth.
You're not infallible yet, you still need 2 more votes!

Pro Tempura means you get to take over for me when I am indisposed. It also means that you are the Supreme Religious authority for all batter-dipped and fried Japanese items.

Will the NSG pope be consistant with the NSG commandments?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497098

Will the NSG pope be consistant with the NSG commandments?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497098

If I'm elected I'll be like an old-fashioned pope and regularly break the rules. I shall also forgive other rule breakers. For a price. Gimme that old time religion!

Will the NSG pope be consistant with the NSG commandments?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497098

Whatever the pope says is a commandment. If he doesn't believe in the NSG Commandments, then they're not really commandments.

I'm tempted to just announce the winner now.

If I'm elected I'll be like an old-fashioned pope and regularly break the rules. I shall also forgive other rule breakers. For a price. Gimme that old time religion!

That definately sounds like a pope!

OMG! OMG! OMG! SHIFT!11!

Drunk Commies Deleted is now our Lord and Saviour (in a democratic election nonetheless) REJOICE!

looks like drunk commies won.

Hail DCD, Pontifex Maximus Bullshiticus, etc. and so forth!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/papst.gif

He must first choose his Pope name and he'll be officially the NSG Pope.

Hail DCD, Pontifex Maximus Bullshiticus, etc. and so forth!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/papst.gif

He must first choose his Pope name and he'll be officially the NSG Pope.
Yes, but he has to chose that one for himself.

Nice smiley BTW! :p

Anyway, if things don't work out I can still become NSG's Martin Luther.

Yes, but he has to chose that one for himself.

Nice smiley BTW! :p

Anyway, if things don't work out I can still become NSG's Martin Luther.
I await your 95 Theses.

:rolleyes: No matter how many times you smite me, I'll just come back. :p

*Makes a machine to smite Darknovae forever, once every second.*

Yes, but he has to chose that one for himself.

Nice smiley BTW! :p

Anyway, if things don't work out I can still become NSG's Martin Luther.

and i would beNSG's what? damn i should have nuominated myself!

and i would beNSG's what? damn i should have nuominated myself!

You're in charge of writing the entire NSBible, from chapters Drunk commies Reborn to Switalia.

Remember Comfort Eagle by Cake now, "we are building a religion! We are building it bigger!"

You're in charge of writing the entire NSBible, from chapters Drunk commies Reborn to Switalia.

Remember Comfort Eagle by Cake now, "we are building a religion! We are building it bigger!"

i can't write a whole goddamned novel.

*Doesn't recognise any of you Anti-Popes*

*Doesn't recognise any of you Anti-Popes*

I would have voted for you.

I'll let everyone do what they want, as long as nobody else is hurt in the process. How much more free can you be? I'll abolish fundie-ism though. No extremists whatsoever, even under me!

Besides, we're getting off topic here. What about the spamming? I propose more of it!!

[/VOTE WHORING]
You just became a cheap whore....
Hush now unbeliever. Only DCD can show you the way to salvation :p

How come Lunatic Goofballs has not been up there? Does he not believe in the sanctity of post count?
If a postcount is all you need....:p
:rolleyes: No matter how many times you smite me, I'll just come back. :p

That was just...dreadful....Couldn't you think of anything better to say?

You just became a cheap whore....
Ah, that reminds me of a nursery rhyme from my youth:
"There's no whore, like a cheap whore,
Unless its another cheap whore,
Because they're a dime for 2,
Out around Dover Street, you know."

Hey, don't look at me like that: I didn't say it was a very good nursery rhyme, or that my youth was a particularly good youth. Its just the way it was.

Ah, that reminds me of a nursery rhyme from my youth:
"There's no whore, like a cheap whore,
Unless its another cheap whore,
Because they're a dime for 2,
Out around Dover Street, you know."

Hey, don't look at me like that: I didn't say it was a very good nursery rhyme, or that my youth was a particularly good youth. Its just the way it was.

I like it. It's catchy.:D

Ah, that reminds me of a nursery rhyme from my youth:
"There's no whore, like a cheap whore,
Unless its another cheap whore,
Because they're a dime for 2,
Out around Dover Street, you know."

Hey, don't look at me like that: I didn't say it was a very good nursery rhyme, or that my youth was a particularly good youth. Its just the way it was.

:eek:

Your childhood just fucking pwned my childhood.

I would have voted for you.
http://forums.themovieinsider.com/images/smilies/new/23_30_104.gif
I only hope DCD makes me a Cardinal...

*votes BackwoodsSquatches for President*

Thats right folks!

Vote for me as your next President!
I promise a porker in every pot, and a naked mud loving clown in every home!
Speaking of pot, lets legalize that stuff and have bloody done with it!

Remember folks, with me, its not what youre getting...its all about what youre NOT getting...

Backwoods Squatches....

"Im not Bush."

well, about this bible thing, I think the story of the biggest n00b ever (Tea Cup) is too funny to leave out.

I await your 95 Theses.
Which I will write up once the new NSG-pope does something I don't like. So far, I'm pretty much unaffected. :D

Which I will write up once the new NSG-pope does something I don't like. So far, I'm pretty much unaffected. :D

Because our new pope has not replied to the thread of holiness yet and chosen his sacred name?

Because our new pope has not replied to the thread of holiness yet and chosen his sacred name?

Because he has to yet do anything?

Because he has to yet do anything?
Exactly!

Because he has to yet do anything?
Its shameful, by this time I would already gotten drunk, staggered out onto the Papal Balcony, and urinated on a crowd forming below.

Its shameful, by this time I would already gotten drunk, staggered out onto the Papal Balcony, and urinated on a crowd forming below.

Until he accepts his duties, YOURE'RE the pope.

Until he accepts his duties, YOURE'RE the pope.
W00T!
*exocommunicates DCD*
Lets see him Pope his way out of that.

Now, little people, Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII demands his Pope Hat and Pope-mobile, as he must go forth into the streets in order to buy the Papal Bling-Bling.

W00T!
*exocommunicates DCD*
Lets see him Pope his way out of that.

Now, little people, Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII demands his Pope Hat and Pope-mobile, as he must go forth into the streets in order to buy the Papal Bling-Bling.Hail Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII! What are you going to do now?

W00T!
*exocommunicates DCD*
Lets see him Pope his way out of that.

Now, little people, Space Pope Fiddlebottoms VIII demands his Pope Hat and Pope-mobile, as he must go forth into the streets in order to buy the Papal Bling-Bling.

:mad: Screw that, I'm leaving this Church and forming my OWN religion! I'm not going under some "Space Pope"!

I'm okay with going under DCD, though. At least he didn't call us "little" people and tell us do to stuff so he could buy "Bling Bling"! :mad:

I want DCD back!

:mad: Screw that, I'm leaving this Church and forming my OWN religion! I'm not going under some "Space Pope"!
The position of Pope Pro Tempura is still open though.
I'm okay with going under DCD, though. At least he didn't call us "little" people and tell us do to stuff so he could buy "Bling Bling"! :mad:
You misunderstand. By little people I wasn't refering to you: I was talking to my retinue of Papal Midgets who serve as both attendents and foot stools.

:mad: Screw that, I'm leaving this Church and forming my OWN religion! I'm not going under some "Space Pope"!

I'm okay with going under DCD, though. At least he didn't call us "little" people and tell us do to stuff so he could buy "Bling Bling"! :mad:

I want DCD back!

Oh, don't worry. HN is only pope until DCD accepts his office and pisses on the audience.

The position of Pope Pro Tempura is still open though.

You misunderstand. By little people I wasn't refering to you: I was talking to my retinue of Papal Midgets who serve as both attendents and foot stools.


Ah I see. But what does "pro tempura" mean? And don't give some crap about deep-fried Japanese foods! :mad:

:mad: Screw that, I'm leaving this Church and forming my OWN religion! I'm not going under some "Space Pope"! '

Join the Church of Minaxricanianism! (My church)

I'm okay with going under DCD, though. At least he didn't call us "little" people and tell us do to stuff so he could buy "Bling Bling"! :mad:

I want DCD back!

I'm not so sure there, Pancake. I'm sure I'd do best as I can actually talk to God, whether he answers honestly or not.

The Zombie Church demands recognition!

The Zombie Church demands recognition!

You mean the Los Illuminados? (Cookie for the guy who gets the obvious reference)

You mean the Los Illuminados? (Cookie for the guy who gets the obvious reference)
http://movies.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/resident_evil_apocalypse/images/full_milla.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif Cookie for me!

Did nobody nominate Jesussaves:eek:

Did nobody nominate Jesussaves:eek:
Wait and see - if I'm not mistaken, JesusSaves was one of DCD's puppets? He could make that to his papal name after all...

ME!...or Drunk commies deleted...or Darknovae is the pancake right?

ME!...or Drunk commies deleted...or Darknovae is the pancake right?

Darknovae=pancake

DCD= teh pope

Teh intermediary pope= teh eb3l mushroom :eek: :confused:

Thats right folks!

Vote for me as your next President!
I promise a porker in every pot, and a naked mud loving clown in every home!
Speaking of pot, lets legalize that stuff and have bloody done with it!
I am so not voting for you....
Remember folks, with me, its not what youre getting...its all about what youre NOT getting...

Backwoods Squatches....

"Im not Bush."

*votes for you*

Why is Fiddlebottoms wo wierd with his post count and the fact that you can't access his profile?

Is he Max Barry?
:confused:

Why is Fiddlebottoms wo wierd with his post count and the fact that you can't access his profile?

Is he Max Barry?
:confused:

I couldn't say, but I doubt it.

Why not have an NS General Court Jester? I nominate Il Ruffino. Or should I start another thread for this?

Why not have an NS General Court Jester? I nominate Il Ruffino. Or should I start another thread for this?

Whatever floats your boat.

Why not have an NS General Court Jester? I nominate Il Ruffino. Or should I start another thread for this?
Good suggestion...Did you make the thread?
*too busy w/gf to look*
Whatever floats your boat.

....boats your float....<.<

Nobody likes Wilgrove. lol

Nobody likes Wilgrove. lol

What makes you say that?

Why is Fiddlebottoms wo wierd with his post count and the fact that you can't access his profile?

Is he Max Barry?
:confused:
He uses Firefox and tried to log in with 2 accounts at once, the melded into what you see now...
No he isn't...
Why not have an NS General Court Jester? I nominate Il Ruffino. Or should I start another thread for this?
We already have a Court Jester.:rolleyes:
Nobody likes Wilgrove. lol
If i have't voted i'll give him a pity vote...
What makes you say that?
+1?Dude he has no votes...

He uses Firefox and tried to log in with 2 accounts at once, the melded into what you see now...
No he isn't...

We already have a Court Jester.:rolleyes:

If i have't voted i'll give him a pity vote...

+1?Dude he has no votes...

Yeah, I know. I was just....Actually, I don't know what I was thinking....I'm too distracted right now.....*cough*