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Kinky Friedman is the kind of Governor I'd want

Daistallia 2104
15-09-2006, 16:19
Good old Kinky Friedman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinky_Friedman). Would that I still could vote in Texas.

Friedman Says He'd Legalize Pot in Texas
Sep 14 9:56 PM US/Eastern

By MICHAEL GRACZYK
Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN, Texas



Kinky Friedman says he favors legalizing marijuana to keep nonviolent users out of prison. If Texas elects him governor, he says, he'll try to get locked-up pot users released to make room for more violent criminals.

"I think that's long overdue," Friedman told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday. "I think everybody knows what (U.S. Sen.) John McCain said is right: We've pretty well lost the war on drugs doing it the way we're doing it. Drugs are more available and cheaper than ever before. What we're doing is not working."

Friedman, the often irreverent singer, entertainer and mystery writer, is running as an independent in a bid to unseat Republican Gov. Rick Perry, and he's getting some serious attention.

He said he'd take a closer look at the use of the death penalty in Texas, wants to clean house on the state's board and commissions and would dump public school assessment tests, even if it costs the state federal money.

On the death penalty, he said he would be more liberal with the governor's authority to grant a one-time 30-day reprieve to condemned killers.

"I would be careful killing a guy," he said. "I think there are people who need to die, but the question I've asked mostly is: When was the last time we've executed a rich man in Texas?"

He bristled at the criticism heaped on him after he called some Hurricane Katrina evacuees in Houston "crackheads and thugs."

Friedman said Wednesday that his plan to give $100 million to Houston to hire more police "was not in any way racist."

"How can you possibly regret that, telling the truth?" he asked. "I am not a racist, I am a realist. In looking at the statistics, I know that 20 percent of the homicides in Houston have been committed by the element in the evacuee population.

"I never said what color their skin was. I never said all evacuees are crack dealers or crackheads. I'm smarter than that."

Also in the race for governor are Democrat Chris Bell, Libertarian James Werner and another independent, Carole Strayhorn, the state comptroller who won that office as a Republican.

As for Friedman, he said he doesn't like being called a politician.

"I don't mind being called a flip-flopper," he said, a description Perry's campaign has placed on him. "I think we actually could use a flip-flopper as governor because a flip-flopper is a human being open to change, and God knows change is what we need now."

He acknowledged that the Texas governor's authority is limited compared with executives in other states but said he would use the bully pulpit to cajole legislators. He doesn't trust them, he said, adding: "I do not trust the media either."

"Right now the lobbyists are leading us. We have a lack of leadership, a vacuum," he said.

One of the Texas governor's few powerful roles is in appointing state board members, and Friedman said he would replace as many as he could, including regents at the University of Texas and Texas A&M.

"You clean house," he said. "You get the old farts out of there. You put a bunch of young people in and you put a bunch of people who care about Texas. It's pretty simple."

If he wins _ most polls show Perry leading in the race but not running away with it _ Friedman said one of the first calls he'd make as governor would be to Robert Muhammad, head of the Nation of Islam in Houston, who he said "the Lord put in my path at the Austin airport earlier this year."

"He's a very visionary man," Friedman said. "You would think we're at opposite poles, but we're not. That's the guy I would tap. I would tap him to help us get those gangsters and thugs and crackheads out of there."

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/09/14/D8K50GS00.html
Wallonochia
15-09-2006, 16:29
And for the conservatives, Kinky says he wants 10,000 Texas Guardsmen on the border.

Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060906/ap_on_re_us/governor_kinky)
Pepe Dominguez
15-09-2006, 16:31
Anyone who can write entire songs about boogers or Charles Whitman can't be all bad I guess..
Szanth
15-09-2006, 16:43
I've liked this guy since I've seen him on Real Time about a year or so ago.
Andaluciae
15-09-2006, 16:46
Kinky Friedman: Americas favorite Jewish Cowboy Texan Awesome Dude!
Farnhamia
15-09-2006, 16:49
I've been a fan since way back in the 70's. I'd vote for him if I lived in Texas. Here's hoping the "mainstream" parties are ignoring him and tearing each other up, that's how Ventura got elected in Minnesota.
Mirchaz
15-09-2006, 16:50
he's gonna get my vote.
Radical Centrists
15-09-2006, 16:50
Absolutely! This guy is precisely the kind of person I WOULD vote for.
Daistallia 2104
15-09-2006, 16:57
he's gonna get my vote.

Good on yer.
Andaluciae
15-09-2006, 17:01
The more I read about him, the more awesome he seems :D
[NS]Trilby63
15-09-2006, 17:01
If I could afford it I'd move to Texas and vote for him!

Okay I probably wouldn't but it's the sentiment that counts..
Szanth
15-09-2006, 17:02
Almost makes me wanna move to Texas just so I can vote for the guy, but then I'd have to live in Texas.
Drunk commies deleted
15-09-2006, 17:03
I wish we had a governor like him in New Jersey.
Ultraextreme Sanity
15-09-2006, 17:05
Kinky be the man ! You should read some of his books he is hysterical..we need more poll's like him ...dudes with s sense of humor and a fuck it attitude .

Go Kinky !
Mirchaz
15-09-2006, 17:07
Almost makes me wanna move to Texas just so I can vote for the guy, but then I'd have to live in Texas.

i resent that :p what's wrong w/ texas?

besides the 100+ 42 days of summer we just had? :p and the little amount of rain........ well, it's still a good place to live :D
Szanth
15-09-2006, 17:13
i resent that :p what's wrong w/ texas?

besides the 100+ 42 days of summer we just had? :p and the little amount of rain........ well, it's still a good place to live :D

I'm arachnophobic.
Daistallia 2104
15-09-2006, 17:17
Almost makes me wanna move to Texas just so I can vote for the guy, but then I'd have to live in Texas.

If you lead a good life and say your prayers, you go to Texas when you die.

If you don't you go to New Jersey. Sorry DCD, but it's true. ;)
Szanth
15-09-2006, 17:19
If you lead a good life and say your prayers, you go to Texas when you die.

If you don't you go to New Jersey. Sorry DCD, but it's true. ;)

So lesse... smog and Bon Jovi, or spiders and scorpions... hm... tough.
The Aeson
15-09-2006, 17:20
All elected officials should have to have a first name like Kinky.

"Gay marriage is wrong."

"But your name is S.M. Bush!"
Szanth
15-09-2006, 17:21
All elected officials should have to have a first name like Kinky.

"Gay marriage is wrong."

"But your name is S.M. Bush!"

It'd certainly keep them humble.
Daistallia 2104
15-09-2006, 17:28
So lesse... smog and Bon Jovi, or spiders and scorpions... hm... tough.

If ya want smog, Houston's officially the worst in the nation last time I checked.
If ya want music, Austin's the place. And the rest of the state's music scene is pretty damn good too.

And I'll take the scorpions and spiders, thank you. Nice little critters they are. :D

(Off to bed - and a long busy weekend, so don't know when I'll be back for banter.)
Daistallia 2104
15-09-2006, 17:29
All elected officials should have to have a first name like Kinky.

"Gay marriage is wrong."

"But your name is S.M. Bush!"

's one of the best things about him. :D
Mirchaz
15-09-2006, 17:29
So lesse... smog and Bon Jovi, or spiders and scorpions... hm... tough.

i haven't seen any scorpions yet... or large spiders :P (just the eensy bitty ones, and very few) but my cousin did see one in his house...

plus, scorpions don't sting when it's cold.
Szanth
15-09-2006, 17:32
If ya want smog, Houston's officially the worst in the nation last time I checked.
If ya want music, Austin's the place. And the rest of the state's music scene is pretty damn good too.

And I'll take the scorpions and spiders, thank you. Nice little critters they are. :D

(Off to bed - and a long busy weekend, so don't know when I'll be back for banter.)

Yeah me too. Not sure I could handle any Bon Jovi.
Szanth
15-09-2006, 17:35
i haven't seen any scorpions yet... or large spiders :P (just the eensy bitty ones, and very few) but my cousin did see one in his house...

plus, scorpions don't sting when it's cold.

It's hotter more often than not in Texas.
Mirchaz
15-09-2006, 17:36
It's hotter more often than not in Texas.

shhhh, don't tell the other ppl that :p Autumn through winter, it's pretty cool to cold :p