The alcohol party
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 07:41
We will lower the drinking age to being able to sit on a barstool. allowing all those who can reacj the bar to drinik and be happy. 21, 16, 19 all are too rescrictive. They aren't cool, it should be lower.
We will abolish sales taxes on all alcohol because it makes it more expensive, thats not cool. It could kill peoples buzzes. Plus it helps the economy.
We will make sure an efficent recycle system is setup to deal with our alcoholic cans and bottles. We want a clean enivironment.
We will make sure alcohol from all around the world is available, becuase everyone likes an import. Plus free trade is good for the economy.
How to deal with hangovers will be mandorty in all primary schooling. This is important because not enough people know how to deal with hangovers and its good for our education system.
An effiecent mass transit system will be setup to make sure no one has to drink and drive. This is better for the environment and will prevent people from getting hurt.
Crackers and pretzels will be made free for all that wants them. This helps absorb alcohol allowing you to drink more before you start to have problems plus it will mmake sure less people go hungry.
Hangover days will be given to workers because sometimes you just can't go to work the next morning. A hangover day means you have until 1pm to check in at work. This allows people to rest up and still not hurt the economy.
before we go to war we must spend a night drinking with enemy to see if we really need to fight. This allows for more world peace and less wars.
Pubs/Bars will now be consider in the same way as chruches are. Sacred places that do not have to pay taxes and that should not be targeted in the event of war.
Members: Soviestan, Republica de Tropico, Kashistan, Boonytopia,Svalbardania
Republica de Tropico
15-09-2006, 07:43
Hi, my name is Republica de Tropico, and I'm an Alcohol Party Member.
Kashistan
15-09-2006, 07:47
I'll join only if you add pretzels to the crackers category. And the 'drinking age' should be redefined as 'able to sit on a barstool'.
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 07:54
I'll join only if you add pretzels to the crackers category. And the 'drinking age' should be redefined as 'able to sit on a barstool'.
done:)
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 07:54
Hi, my name is Republica de Tropico, and I'm an Alcohol Party Member.
awesome, welcome abroad. grab a drink:)
Kashistan
15-09-2006, 07:57
Hello, my name is Kashistan, and I've been sober for *looks at watch* about ten minutes. I need help. Where's the booze?
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 08:04
Hello, my name is Kashistan, and I've been sober for *looks at watch* about ten minutes. I need help. Where's the booze?
Oh Jesus. SOmeone get this man a beer stat!!
Boonytopia
15-09-2006, 10:40
Consider me a signed up member. :)
Harlesburg
15-09-2006, 10:48
*Adds Anti-Freeze to all your drinks*
Mooseica
15-09-2006, 10:56
*Adds Anti-Freeze to all your drinks*
*Giggles inanely at the result*
Boonytopia
15-09-2006, 12:18
*Adds Anti-Freeze to all your drinks*
Ah, a quality vintage. ;)
Harlesburg
15-09-2006, 13:19
Ah, a quality vintage. ;)
You'll go as blind as a Mole.
VOTE MOBRA
Boonytopia
15-09-2006, 13:44
You'll go as blind as a Mole.
VOTE MOBRA
I'm talking about booze, not masturbation. ;)
Drunk commies deleted
15-09-2006, 14:59
How can you start the Alcohol party when you've already started the Islamic democratic sharia go ahead and rape a woman as long as there aren't 4 male muslim witnesses party?
Fartsniffage
15-09-2006, 15:06
How can you start the Alcohol party when you've already started the Islamic democratic sharia go ahead and rape a woman as long as there aren't 4 male muslim witnesses party?
Where is that parties thread? :confused: I must have missed it.
Meath Street
15-09-2006, 15:30
done:)
How many parties have you started??? :D
We will lower the drinking age to being able to sit on a barstool. allowing all those who can reacj the bar to drinik and be happy. 21, 16, 19 all are too rescrictive. They aren't cool, it should be lower.
We will abolish sales taxes on all alcohol because it makes it more expensive, thats not cool. It could kill peoples buzzes. Plus it helps the economy.
We will make sure an efficent recycle system is setup to deal with our alcoholic cans and bottles. We want a clean enivironment.
We will make sure alcohol from all around the world is available, becuase everyone likes an import. Plus free trade is good for the economy.
How to deal with hangovers will be mandorty in all primary schooling. This is important because not enough people know how to deal with hangovers and its good for our education system.
An effiecent mass transit system will be setup to make sure no one has to drink and drive. This is better for the environment and will prevent people from getting hurt.
Crackers and pretzels will be made free for all that wants them. This helps absorb alcohol allowing you to drink more before you start to have problems plus it will mmake sure less people go hungry.
Hangover days will be given to workers because sometimes you just can't go to work the next morning. A hangover day means you have until 1pm to check in at work. This allows people to rest up and still not hurt the economy.
before we go to war we must spend a night drinking with enemy to see if we really need to fight. This allows for more world peace and less wars.
Pubs/Bars will now be consider in the same way as chruches are. Sacred places that do not have to pay taxes and that should not be targeted in the event of war.
Members: soviestan, Republica de Tropico, Kashistan.
Add peanuts to the snacks catagory please!!
As for bars not being targeted in war, I thought that was somewhere in the geneva convention already.
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 16:50
Consider me a signed up member. :)
yay! cheers:)
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 16:52
How can you start the Alcohol party when you've already started the Islamic democratic sharia go ahead and rape a woman as long as there aren't 4 male muslim witnesses party?
Allah spoke to me and he told me he wants people to drink and be merry. Thus this party is born. Plus I was kinda drunk when I created this so I'm not really sure if it was Allah or the alcohol talking but I listened. I'm like a prophet:D
Soviestan
15-09-2006, 17:06
Add peanuts to the snacks catagory please!!
we would need a ruling from party members. If they argee, we can change it.
As for bars not being targeted in war, I thought that was somewhere in the geneva convention already.
good, we should make sure it gets put in if its not already.
Harlesburg
17-09-2006, 03:01
I'm talking about booze, not masturbation. ;)
So would that be a night when you get lucky then?:p
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Darknovae
17-09-2006, 03:10
VOTE MOBRA!
What's that? :confused:
JiangGuo
17-09-2006, 04:42
Hurrah. Who's getting hired to clean up the vomit?
Soviestan
17-09-2006, 05:03
How many parties have you started??? :D
Many. Parties and alcohol just go together beautifully.
The Lone Alliance
17-09-2006, 05:13
*SNIP*
Sorry you'll have to dissolve the Islamic party first.
In your country, you talk of alcohol abuse. In Russia, alcohol abuse you! (No, seriously. Anybody ever do too much vodka?)
Man, any time there's alcohol there's a party.
Svalbardania
17-09-2006, 05:27
Oh hell yes!
As a proud member of the "underage" age who got properly pissed for the first time on friday night, I salute you! Oh, and join too.
Ah, it ain't the same unless you buy it yourself.
Soviestan
17-09-2006, 06:34
Oh hell yes!
As a proud member of the "underage" age who got properly pissed for the first time on friday night, I salute you! Oh, and join too.
I got pissed friday night too!(granted it wasn't my 1st time but still) I salute you on your 1st time and welcome to the party.
Soviestan
17-09-2006, 06:35
Sorry you'll have to dissolve the Islamic party first.
its already basically dissolved:)
Harlesburg
17-09-2006, 11:13
What's that? :confused:
The best damn Politics Group Thingy in Existence!
Soviestan
17-09-2006, 20:18
The best damn Politics Group Thingy in Existence!
the post quoted is a lie.
Harlesburg
18-09-2006, 08:07
the post quoted is a lie.
Kiljoy!:mad:
Harlesburg
18-09-2006, 13:05
So would that be a night when you get lucky then?:p
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SUB IS THIS YOU?
SPEAK UP BOY!:(
SUB?
What has happened?