Does she have to come back?
Lunatic Goofballs
14-09-2006, 20:24
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/14/madonna.space.ap/index.html
Madonna in Space. That has to violate some kind of treaty. :p
HotRodia
14-09-2006, 20:29
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/14/madonna.space.ap/index.html
Madonna in Space. That has to violate some kind of treaty. :p
Sadly, I've never heard anything about banning weapons of mass distraction in space.
Wilgrove
14-09-2006, 20:35
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/14/madonna.space.ap/index.html
Madonna in Space. That has to violate some kind of treaty. :p
I would fully support that, as long as they include Paris Hilton.
Lunatic Goofballs
14-09-2006, 20:37
Sadly, I've never heard anything about banning weapons of mass distraction in space.
YAY! :D
I would fully support that, as long as they include Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton has apparently approached Richard Branson to be one of the first to fly on SpaceShipTwo. Your dream may yet come true.
Farnhamia
14-09-2006, 20:44
I would fully support that, as long as they include Paris Hilton.
But if we shoot them all into space, they'll just be replaced by new celebrities!
Carnivorous Lickers
14-09-2006, 20:48
I could do without Madonna and Paris wasting air and space on Earth.
However,I would hate if other life met them first.
Philosopy
14-09-2006, 20:50
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/14/madonna.space.ap/index.html
Madonna in Space. That has to violate some kind of treaty. :p
Apparently, she'd Like A Virgin Spaceship ride.
Fartsniffage
14-09-2006, 20:50
But if we shoot them all into space, they'll just be replaced by new celebrities!
Think of it as job security for rocket builders. They celebs keep coming and we keep firing them into the sun :cool:
Call to power
14-09-2006, 20:50
can't we just load her into a cannon and fire her at the Sun?
edit: darn you Fartsniffage beating me to the Sun destination!
East Canuck
14-09-2006, 20:54
Damnit where are the terrorist plotting to cut hole in the oxgen tank or the fuel tank of that shuttle when you need one?
Wilgrove
14-09-2006, 20:58
Damnit where are the terrorist plotting to cut hole in the oxgen tank or the fuel tank of that shuttle when you need one?
We captured them all.
Sarkhaan
14-09-2006, 21:03
I would fully support that, as long as they include Paris Hilton.
only if she took that friggin dog of hers with her. What was that dogs name?
oh. right. Nicole Richie.
oh yes! please there be an excident!
Farnhamia
14-09-2006, 21:24
Think of it as job security for rocket builders. They celebs keep coming and we keep firing them into the sun :cool:
Hadn't thought of that! :D
The Nazz
14-09-2006, 23:45
Apparently, she'd Like A Virgin Spaceship ride.
Ooooh. For that stinker, you get to be the first recepient of this from me. :upyours:
Never used that smiley before and hope never to use it again, but a pun that bad....:D
Philosopy
14-09-2006, 23:48
Ooooh. For that stinker, you get to be the first recepient of this from me. :upyours:
Never used that smiley before and hope never to use it again, but a pun that bad....:D
:eek:
I'm shocked, appalled, and strangely honoured, all the same time. :cool:
The Nazz
14-09-2006, 23:52
:eek:
I'm shocked, appalled, and strangely honoured, all the same time. :cool:
It was meant with great platonic affection and respect.
Sarkhaan
14-09-2006, 23:53
It was meant with great platonic affection and respect.
you belong in Boston.
The Nazz
15-09-2006, 00:15
you belong in Boston.
No thanks. You guys get snow. I prefer my winters not cold. ;)
With apologies to David Bowie
Ground control to Madonna Ground control to Madonna:
Take your protein drink and wear your pointed bra
Ground control to Madonna: Your check cleared we'll shoot you far
Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you
This is ground control to Madonna, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know at whom you swear,
Now it's time to ban your horrid truth or dare
This is Madonna to ground con-trol, I'm famous past my prime
And I'm singing in the most peculiar way
And the stars sound very difeerent today
For here am I sitting on my talent, far above my fans
Planet Earth is blue and for talent I have poo
BRIDGE
Though I'm passed one hundred thousand sold, my music is only show
And I think my manager knows which way to go,
tell my mirror I love her very much she knows
Ground control to Madonna:
Your career's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Madonna?
Can you hear me Madonna?
Can you hear me Madonna? Can you ...
Here am I floating near my ego, far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I wont do
Dear... GOD...
Why does Russia hate the poor people on the ISS? What did the ISS crew every do to them to inflict HER them?
Philosopy
15-09-2006, 00:28
-snip-
*Awaits The Nazz's second ever finger smiley*
Sarkhaan
15-09-2006, 01:38
No thanks. You guys get snow. I prefer my winters not cold. ;)
wimp;)
enjoy you're wrinkly old people. We have a way to counter the cold up here. Liquid Jackets (http://www.limbueytor.com/upload/Bacardi151.jpg).
Rather Large Noodles
15-09-2006, 01:46
No thanks. You guys get snow. I prefer my winters not cold. ;)
Wuss.
On topic(kind of): I think they should send that russian guy from Armageddon into space and see how he is.
The Nazz
15-09-2006, 01:49
wimp;)
enjoy you're wrinkly old people. We have a way to counter the cold up here. Liquid Jackets (http://www.limbueytor.com/upload/Bacardi151.jpg).
Sure, we've got wrinkly old people. We've also got South Beach, complete with topless beaches--and no old people in sight.
Sarkhaan
15-09-2006, 01:56
Sure, we've got wrinkly old people. We've also got South Beach, complete with topless beaches--and no old people in sight.
we have 30 universities full of brand new freshman who need "campus tours".
What do you mean Simmons doesn't accept males? I'm a tour guide! I swear!
The Nazz
15-09-2006, 01:59
we have 30 universities full of brand new freshman who need "campus tours".
What do you mean Simmons doesn't accept males? I'm a tour guide! I swear!
We have two major public universities in the area (UM is private) and I teach at one of them. I get to look at my share and then some.
And you guys thought I went into academia because I love advancing the intellect. ;)
Rather Large Noodles
15-09-2006, 02:06
we have 30 universities full of brand new freshman who need "campus tours".
What do you mean Simmons doesn't accept males? I'm a tour guide! I swear!
Isn't simmons around like...3 or 4 colleges?
Sarkhaan
15-09-2006, 02:10
We have two major public universities in the area (UM is private) and I teach at one of them. I get to look at my share and then some.
And you guys thought I went into academia because I love advancing the intellect. ;)haha...I KNEW IT!
Isn't simmons around like...3 or 4 colleges?
I think so...I'm pretty sure it is a university, so it would have to be multiple colleges.
BU has its share of cute freshman (and all grades) this year. I'm pretty pumped.
Rather Large Noodles
15-09-2006, 02:12
haha...I KNEW IT!
I think so...I'm pretty sure it is a university, so it would have to be multiple colleges.
BU has its share of cute freshman (and all grades) this year. I'm pretty pumped.
Still in HS out in Watertown. Looking at BU though for colleges.
Daistallia 2104
15-09-2006, 03:54
We captured them all.
Best argument yet for opening the doors at gitmo. ;)
Sarkhaan
15-09-2006, 04:48
Still in HS out in Watertown. Looking at BU though for colleges.
if you want an actual tour, let me know. It'll save you alot of time and effort...I know whats actually important. It is a great school, if you are ready to work your ass off. feel free to TG me about anything.
IL Ruffino
15-09-2006, 05:19
you belong in Boston.
Hey.
Stop that. Right now. Stop corrupting people.
Shoo! Away with your talk of Boston!
Anti-Social Darwinism
15-09-2006, 05:37
I would fully support that, as long as they include Paris Hilton.
If we're making a list:
Nicole Ritchie
Tom Cruise
Mel Gibson
Brittney Spears
Oprah Winfrey
Sean Penn
Russell Crowe
Most of the government of California, including all of the Regents of the University of California and the Chancellors
Most of the inhabitants of Washington, D.C., including but not limited to Hilary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, various Bushes.
Hey.
Stop that. Right now. Stop corrupting people.
Shoo! Away with your talk of Boston!
Even leaving the biting cold and coeds in parkas instead of 16 square inches of bikini cloth Boston is likely far too close to Kennedy for the Nazz to retain all three of his most useful points. Political savvy, sanity and temper.
IL Ruffino
15-09-2006, 06:17
Even leaving the biting cold and coeds in parkas instead of 16 square inches of bikini cloth Boston is likely far too close to Kennedy for the Nazz to retain all three of his most useful points. Political savvy, sanity and temper.
*dusts polo shirt off*
There's New England savvy, and then there's Political savvy.
I like to act elite, tnxuvm!
Sarkhaan
15-09-2006, 06:44
Hey.
Stop that. Right now. Stop corrupting people.
Shoo! Away with your talk of Boston!
don't make me take away your beer.
come up for a weekend. I'll change your opinion of Boston. and not just because I'm drunk and just tapped a freshman chick.
IL Ruffino
15-09-2006, 06:52
don't make me take away your beer.
EXTORTION!!! *tells mom*
come up for a weekend. I'll change your opinion of Boston.
How so? Hmm?
and not just because I'm drunk and just tapped a freshman chick.
I'll tell the wench!