NationStates Jolt Archive


Jesus and cocain

PsychoticDan
13-09-2006, 19:09
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/jeffeatsnoodles/cocainebabyqa1.jpg

Do you guys think Jesus smoked crack?

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/jeffeatsnoodles/funny_jesus_7.gif

How about if we drop him in some Diet Coke?

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/jeffeatsnoodles/crack.jpg

This is how you do it.
Vetalia
13-09-2006, 19:12
Everybody did drugs! What the hell do you think manna was? White unleavened bread from heaven my ass...it was crack and we all know it.

That's the only explanation for the stories in the Bible. I mean, Revelation? WTF is that?
Righteous Munchee-Love
13-09-2006, 19:14
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/jeffeatsnoodles/crack.jpg

This is how you do it.


Innit upside-down?
Drunk commies deleted
13-09-2006, 19:21
Innit upside-down?

Yeah. The first hit melts the crack onto the screen, then you can hold it upside down and heat it gently to get a huge hit. Then you can sit there silent and all anxious looking for any little scraps of crack you might have dropped on your pants, the couch, or the floor. Crackheads are a trip.
Righteous Munchee-Love
13-09-2006, 19:54
Yeah. The first hit melts the crack onto the screen, then you can hold it upside down and heat it gently to get a huge hit. Then you can sit there silent and all anxious looking for any little scraps of crack you might have dropped on your pants, the couch, or the floor. Crackheads are a trip.

Uh-hu... Well, sitting silently and anxiously looking for crumbs must be fun, I guess...
Drunk commies deleted
13-09-2006, 19:59
Uh-hu... Well, sitting silently and anxiously looking for crumbs must be fun, I guess...

Some people spend most of their day doing just that.
PsychoticDan
13-09-2006, 23:17
This is too important to let it die prematurely.
Vetalia
13-09-2006, 23:20
Damn you PsychoticDan, the thread was locked before I could respond. Thankfully, I saved it to notepad...

BTW, are you the same Dan I've seen on some PO websites? Is that even your real name? :confused:
Drunk commies deleted
13-09-2006, 23:25
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PsychoticDan
13-09-2006, 23:41
Damn you PsychoticDan, the thread was locked before I could respond. Thankfully, I saved it to notepad...

BTW, are you the same Dan I've seen on some PO websites? Is that even your real name? :confused:

Dan is my real name, but I usually go by strngr12 or Renfield. The only sites I post on besides this one is my own site, www.necroticobsession.com and the new one at www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net . I posted for a little while at peakoil.com, but only for about a week.