Get Ready For September 19th...
Deep Kimchi
13-09-2006, 17:16
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j204/Diablo6844/Pirate---Sept-19-.jpg
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
(We came up with these in an effort to interest
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2006, 17:19
I must find my eyepatch!
Pure Metal
13-09-2006, 17:21
Polly want a cock?
[NS]Trilby63
13-09-2006, 17:21
I was thinking... Do pirates have a "Talk like a Landlubber" Day?
Dinaverg
13-09-2006, 17:22
I must find my eyepatch!
I'll get my hook!
Fartsniffage
13-09-2006, 17:22
Trilby63;11676436']I was thinking... Do pirates have a "Talk like a Landlubber" Day?
Why would they sully themselves with our inferior dialects?
[NS]Trilby63
13-09-2006, 17:23
Why would they sully themselves with our inferior dialects?
I don't know.. for fun?
Fartsniffage
13-09-2006, 17:26
Trilby63;11676447']I don't know.. for fun?
Pirates only know two types of fun, raping and pillaging.
[NS]Trilby63
13-09-2006, 17:27
Pirates only know two types of fun, raping and pillaging.
Well yeah...
I suppose..
Good point.
Hooray Pirates! Time to get my pirate costume...
Pure Metal
13-09-2006, 17:29
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j204/Diablo6844/Pirate---Sept-19-.jpg
that guy's head would make a great coffee mug. it already has an icecream cone in the top, look :)
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2006, 17:33
Pirates only know two types of fun, raping and pillaging.
Don't forget drinking. :)
THe nice part about that activity is that you can do the others at the same time. :)
IL Ruffino
13-09-2006, 17:35
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Cap'n Sark dropped his egg! Send him to the plank!
Politeia utopia
13-09-2006, 17:41
Don't forget drinking. :)
THe nice part about that activity is that you can do the others at the same time. :)
arrrhh
Pirates only know three types of fun, raping pillaging, and drinking ;)
Politeia utopia
13-09-2006, 17:42
arrrhh
Pirates only know three types of fun, raping, pillaging, and drinking ;)
How about entering?
Pirates only know two types of fun, raping and pillaging.
Yohoho,
and a bottle of rum!
Scarlet States
13-09-2006, 18:34
Pirates only know two types of fun, raping and pillaging.
"Kipper me capstans!"
(A cookie for those who get the reference...)
Blasted portholes! Me booty is nay near enough to cover these expenses!
(I hope getting wasted on someone else's rum counts...)
Congo--Kinshasa
14-09-2006, 02:05
September 19 also happens to be my b-day! :D
Secret aj man
14-09-2006, 02:07
How about entering?
dont forget the booty!
and can someone please explain...avast my maties.or some such saying?
Swilatia
14-09-2006, 02:12
whatev. when's international ninja day?
Secret aj man
14-09-2006, 02:52
whatev. when's international ninja day?
that only falls on leap year...hehe
that only falls on leap year...hehe
:D
German Nightmare
14-09-2006, 03:13
Like I said in the thread about not shaving... posting a picture will have to wait till 9/19, you dirty swashbucklers! http://www.section.at/img/smiley/duell.gif