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http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/son-gets-marijuana-for-doing-homework/n20060912114209990001?cid=936

Im DYING to know this kids grades...Ill bet either straight As or straight Fs but I know its one or the other.

I would have been such a better student...

I would have been such a better student...

Me, too!

yes, but would you remember what you read tomorrow....

yes, but would you remember what you read tomorrow....

Uhm ... what's the subject of this thread?

Uhm ... what's the subject of this thread?

Oh LOOK! a butterfly!

annoying judge, sentecing her on my birthday!

Uhm ... what's the subject of this thread?

Can't you remember? :p

How dare she "corrupt minors" in such a fashion!

It's good that she'll likely be put away. That child will fare far better with her in prison...wait.

:p

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/son-gets-marijuana-for-doing-homework/n20060912114209990001?cid=936

Im DYING to know this kids grades...Ill bet either straight As or straight Fs but I know its one or the other.

I know he does all his damn homework though . . .

I supose it would depend largly on the amount. Ok, you finished your homework heres 1 joint vs. you finished your homework now lets kill this dime bag . . .

<edit: The heroin however is worrysome>

Oh LOOK! a butterfly!

Where? Where?

Can't you remember? :p

Remember? Sadly, I do. I am so looking forward to the onset of senile dementia, I have a lot I want to forget.

What's not clear in the linked story in the OP is who turned the mom in. Was it the son? He obviously provided the cops with a statement.

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/son-gets-marijuana-for-doing-homework/n20060912114209990001?cid=936

Im DYING to know this kids grades...Ill bet either straight As or straight Fs but I know its one or the other.

That rules! Those two are either the3 best or worst parents.... hmn... I say best.

she should of given it before helps you concentrate and is good for English work and such (can also make you completely fuck up but still…)

she should of given it before helps you concentrate and is good for English work and such (can also make you completely fuck up but still…)
It helps you concentrate?

That sounds more like Ritalin than weed...

she should of given it before helps you concentrate and is good for English work and such (can also make you completely fuck up but still…)

Concentrate?

What....

Where I'm I....

Oh yeah, WEED!

It helps you concentrate?

That sounds more like Ritalin than weed...

well it helps you find boring crap interesting anyways

Uhm ... what's the subject of this thread?

Something about abortion, or Jesus.

School would have been so much better with pot. As would my life now, but sadly I ran out of pot and cash at the same time. and food, but one must prioritize.

World's Greatest Parents!

and dont forget the after school snacks!

Thats pretty awesome. I'd be hella down for that. Cause my mother knows I smoke, I know she smokes, but she refuses to admit it, or smoke a bowl with me.

Well, I would be, but I genrally end up not doing my homework anyway...

Where? Where?





http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Creatures/butterfly.gif

or should I have said


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/FlyingHigh.gif

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/son-gets-marijuana-for-doing-homework/n20060912114209990001?cid=936

Im DYING to know this kids grades...Ill bet either straight As or straight Fs but I know its one or the other.

GENIUS!

Too bad...now that the mom is gone, the kid will probably never do any homework ever again. :p

Who do so many people find this so shocking... I mean, it's just pot.

The heroine mentioned is a bigger deal, but she wasn't riding the dragon with him, just dancing with Mary Jane.

I'm glad really that my parents didn't do the same for me, but somehow I kind of wish they had. :)

Choose marijuanna :) It's much healthier!

I agree with Boonytopia

Who do so many people find this so shocking... I mean, it's just pot.

The heroine mentioned is a bigger deal, but she wasn't riding the dragon with him, just dancing with Mary Jane.

Ahem...

Chasing the dragon.

Chasing...

she was deffinitely the worst parent ever...does she know what that crap does to your mind!?

:headbang: (this x infinity)

Cannabis has a broad spectrum of possible cognitive, behavioral, and physiological effects, the occurrence of which vary from user to user. Some of these are the intended effect desired by users, some may be considered desirable depending on the situation, and others are generally considered undesirable. Users of cannabis report that these kinds of effects are more often produced by the sativa species of Cannabis.

Cannabis also has effects that are predominantly physical or sensory, widely believed to be more common with the indica species.


Cognitive effects
Short or long-term psychosis/schizophrenic disorders
Varying amounts of paranoia and anxiety in some users
Loss of coordination and distorted sense of time
Impairment of short-term memory in some users
Auditory or visual hallucinations at high doses in some users
Induced sense of novelty
Increased awareness of sensation, including visual stimulation, music, taste, and sexual pleasure
Increased mental activity, like metacognition and introspective or meditative states of mind
Relaxation or stress reduction
Mild entheogenesis
Behavioral effects
Varying degrees of euphoria and feelings of well-being, ranging from feelings of general well-being to lengthy fits of laughter
Paramnesia, repetitiveness and ambiguation
Initial wakefulness followed by drowsiness and lassitude ("burnout")
Gain or loss of some inhibitions

Physiological effects
Antiemetic properties (in moderate doses)
Lowered intraocular pressure, beneficial to glaucoma patients and sufferers of headaches, cramps, and eye pain.
Dilation of blood vessels (vasodilation), resulting in:
Increased blood flow and heart rate (possibly even tachycardia)
Reddening or drying of eyes
Enhancement of many other drug effects (including those of alcohol, MDMA (Ecstasy), tobacco, heroin and other opiates, cocaine
Lower blood pressure while standing. Higher blood pressure while sitting (note that this can lead to instances of orthostatic hypotension, also known as head rush).
Increased appetite (often referred to as "the munchies"), an effect of stimulation of the endocannabinoid system, which affects body weight, insulin resistance, and dyslipidemia.
Varying degrees of dry (cotton) mouth
Dilation of alveoli (air sacs) in lungs, resulting in deeper respiration and increased coughing
Induces drowsiness (beneficial to sufferers of insomnia and sleep deprivation).

she was deffinitely the worst parent ever...does she know what that crap does to your mind!?

:headbang: (this x infinity)

Judging by this post, you haven't a clue what it does either. ;)

Cannabis has a broad spectrum of possible cognitive, behavioral, and physiological effects, the occurrence of which vary from user to user. Some of these are the intended effect desired by users, some may be considered desirable depending on the situation, and others are generally considered undesirable. Users of cannabis report that these kinds of effects are more often produced by the sativa species of Cannabis.

Cannabis also has effects that are predominantly physical or sensory, widely believed to be more common with the indica species.


Cognitive effects
Short or long-term psychosis/schizophrenic disorders
Varying amounts of paranoia and anxiety in some users
Loss of coordination and distorted sense of time
Impairment of short-term memory in some users
Auditory or visual hallucinations at high doses in some users
Induced sense of novelty
Increased awareness of sensation, including visual stimulation, music, taste, and sexual pleasure
Increased mental activity, like metacognition and introspective or meditative states of mind
Relaxation or stress reduction
Mild entheogenesis
Behavioral effects
Varying degrees of euphoria and feelings of well-being, ranging from feelings of general well-being to lengthy fits of laughter
Paramnesia, repetitiveness and ambiguation
Initial wakefulness followed by drowsiness and lassitude ("burnout")
Gain or loss of some inhibitions

Physiological effects
Antiemetic properties (in moderate doses)
Lowered intraocular pressure, beneficial to glaucoma patients and sufferers of headaches, cramps, and eye pain.
Dilation of blood vessels (vasodilation), resulting in:
Increased blood flow and heart rate (possibly even tachycardia)
Reddening or drying of eyes
Enhancement of many other drug effects (including those of alcohol, MDMA (Ecstasy), tobacco, heroin and other opiates, cocaine
Lower blood pressure while standing. Higher blood pressure while sitting (note that this can lead to instances of orthostatic hypotension, also known as head rush).
Increased appetite (often referred to as "the munchies"), an effect of stimulation of the endocannabinoid system, which affects body weight, insulin resistance, and dyslipidemia.
Varying degrees of dry (cotton) mouth
Dilation of alveoli (air sacs) in lungs, resulting in deeper respiration and increased coughing
Induces drowsiness (beneficial to sufferers of insomnia and sleep deprivation).

This is the equivelent of listing the ingredients to Twinkies. I just know they are yummy and the ingredients list is just depressing. I didnt see you list FUN as a single benefit :P

This is the equivelent of listing the ingredients to Twinkies. I just know they are yummy and the ingredients list is just depressing. I didnt see you list FUN as a single benefit :P

:( sorry.

wait! I said

Varying degrees of euphoria and feelings of well-being, ranging from feelings of general well-being to lengthy fits of laughter

i think that's fun, no?

Choose marijuanna :) It's much healthier!

Except that it makes you WANT the burger frys and coke . . .

I could of been this kid my parents told me regardless of what drug it is if you want to try it, and as long as we are with you first time we will find a way to get you some. Never took em up on the offer.