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Stop Shaving: An Anti-Terror Protest

TJHairball
13-09-2006, 15:41
From here (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060912/D8K3IIJ00.html) (I learned about it here (http://gvsblogra.blogspot.com/)):

After the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Gary Weddle began following the news so closely he forgot to shave. After a week he decided not to shave until Osama bin Laden had been caught or killed.

I found this very curious, especially with the way bearded men are generally treated in the news. I have to question whether or not that was the real motivation for him not shaving, but I do know men who grow out beards often give a very concrete reason (e.g., "God told me that I should stop using razors") which, although seemingly irrational, gives every sign of seriousness.
Cannot think of a name
13-09-2006, 15:56
After 9/11 I was in a grocery store buying a money order and an older man turned around and looked at me and said, "You know, they're shooting people with beards now."

I was stunned. What I should have said was, "You know who else has this exact beard?" (my beard is shaped like Uncle Sams. It wasn't intentional, I just noticed it one day)
Pure Metal
13-09-2006, 16:02
After 9/11 I was in a grocery store buying a money order and an older man turned around and looked at me and said, "You know, they're shooting people with beards now."

I was stunned. What I should have said was, "You know who else has this exact beard?" (my beard is shaped like Uncle Sams. It wasn't intentional, I just noticed it one day)

my parents keep reminding me that i 'look like the type to get searched at airports' :(

as Bill Bailey said "i hate going to airports. they hate hippies... 'oi you! yes, you with the beard and long hair!' because they assume if you've adopted that look you've also adopted a certain kind of lifestyle. and they're usually..... correct. so they looked through my bag and found a kazoo... just an ordinary kazoo (http://www.aues21.dsl.pipex.com/images/metalKazoo.jpg), but the bloke obviously thought it was some kind of drug-taking paraphenalia. i guess you could put the pot in there, light this bit and put you finger there.... oh... yeah! :D"
:p (its better when he does it live, obviously)
Kanabia
13-09-2006, 16:03
I want to see a picture of it.
Cannot think of a name
13-09-2006, 16:07
my parents keep reminding me that i 'look like the type to get searched at airports' :(

as Bill Bailey said "i hate going to airports. they hate hippies... 'oi you! yes, you with the beard and long hair!' because they assume if you've adopted that look you've also adopted a certain kind of lifestyle. and they're usually..... correct. so they looked through my bag and found a kazoo... just an ordinary kazoo (http://www.aues21.dsl.pipex.com/images/metalKazoo.jpg), but the bloke obviously thought it was some kind of drug-taking paraphenalia. i guess you could put the pot in there, light this bit and put you finger there.... oh... yeah! :D"
:p (its better when he does it live, obviously)
I've seen that routine, it's hillarious.
I want to see a picture of it.
http://www.solpass.org/7ss/Images/uncle%20Sam%20ww1.jpg

But it's red. And I have a bushy fu manchu mustache as well.
The Nazz
13-09-2006, 16:09
I've seen that routine, it's hillarious.

http://www.solpass.org/7ss/Images/uncle%20Sam%20ww1.jpg

But it's red. And I have a bushy fu manchu mustache as well.

And you're also like 6'8" and 280 pounds.

And you breathe fire from your nostrils. (That's what I've heard, anyway.) :D
Cannot think of a name
13-09-2006, 16:11
And you're also like 6'8" and 280 pounds.

And you breathe fire from your nostrils. (That's what I've heard, anyway.) :D

And once cleared a forest with one swipe of my axe.





But I don't like to brag...;)
Peepelonia
13-09-2006, 16:36
Geez what if your unshaven anyhoo?
CthulhuFhtagn
13-09-2006, 16:39
I have the greatest reason for growing a beard ever. I've got the kind of build where you would expect to see a Shaggy type beard.
Kryozerkia
13-09-2006, 16:45
...well... at least it's NOT a Peter Griffin beard like my boyfriend wants to grow...
Deep Kimchi
13-09-2006, 17:06
http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/hairy_back.jpg
Farnhamia
13-09-2006, 17:10
...well... at least it's NOT a Peter Griffin beard like my boyfriend wants to grow...

There's a pretty simple way of dealing with that, you know. ;)
Pure Metal
13-09-2006, 17:12
http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/hairy_back.jpg

ewww i just lost my appetite
Daistallia 2104
13-09-2006, 17:26
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Daistallia/beadotheweirdo.jpg

Doing my part in the fight against terrorism?
Aryavartha
13-09-2006, 19:32
After the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Gary Weddle began following the news so closely he forgot to shave. After a week he decided not to shave until Osama bin Laden had been caught or killed.

Silly guy. He's gonna get special attention at airports due to the beard.:p

Seriously though, I don't think OBL will be caught anytime soon, if at all he gets caught/killed. He is probably browsing NSG in some safehouse in/around Waziristan.
Farnhamia
13-09-2006, 19:53
Silly guy. He's gonna get special attention at airports due to the beard.:p

Seriously though, I don't think OBL will be caught anytime soon, if at all he gets caught/killed. He is probably browsing NSG in some safehouse in/around Waziristan.

I think OBL's capture depends on the outcome of the US mid-term elections. If the party in power takes a beating, we'll be seeing Osama on the news sometime around convention time in '08.
German Nightmare
13-09-2006, 21:29
I could post a picture of me now - but that'll have to wait for the 19th...
TJHairball
13-09-2006, 23:58
I think OBL's capture depends on the outcome of the US mid-term elections. If the party in power takes a beating, we'll be seeing Osama on the news sometime around convention time in '08.
Due to which party bringing it up?