NationStates Jolt Archive


Want to become a Spanish police Sergeant?

Drunk commies deleted
13-09-2006, 14:59
Well, apparently you've got to be a really hard guy and you've got to pump the suspect hard for a confession.

A bunch of Spanish police officers had settled in to see a movie presentation on the requirements for making Sergeant, but instead a hardcore porn movie started playing. The cops are blaming it on a computer trojan. Strange, most porn I've ever seen doesn't bother with trojans or any other kind of protection.

Anyway, here's the article http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060912/D8K3IA781.html
Soviestan
13-09-2006, 15:15
They have porn in Spain?
Drunk commies deleted
13-09-2006, 15:25
They have porn in Spain?

Thanks to the internet there is porn everywhere. Porn's been with us ever since a cro magnon dude with a fat chick fetish carved this.

http://i5.tinypic.com/2ee8qzc.jpg
Aronnax
13-09-2006, 15:34
Ahh the miracles of the internet
[NS]Trilby63
13-09-2006, 15:37
Hello senorita.. You reportedo a disturbanceo in your bedroomo?
Bowchika Bow Wow!

Edit: sorry.
Todays Lucky Number
13-09-2006, 16:22
Trilby63;11676079']Hello senorita.. You reportedo a disturbanceo in your bedroomo?
Bowchika Bow Wow!

Edit: sorry.

LOOOL! :D
Aelosia
13-09-2006, 16:23
Trilby63;11676079']Hello senorita.. You reportedo a disturbanceo in your bedroomo?
Bowchika Bow Wow!

Edit: sorry.

Is that supposed to be funny?
Todays Lucky Number
13-09-2006, 16:30
Is that supposed to be funny?

the sheer rudeness and lack of self control is qite amusing actually :p
Drunk commies deleted
13-09-2006, 16:32
Is that supposed to be funny?

No, it's supposed to be a poignant commentary on the isolation and alienation of people living in modern Europe. Shame on you for thinking it was a joke. I hope you're proud of yourself. Your comment was inappropriate and rude. Now go away and think about what you've done.
Xisla
13-09-2006, 16:41
Well, apparently you've got to be a really hard guy and you've got to pump the suspect hard for a confession.

A bunch of Spanish police officers had settled in to see a movie presentation on the requirements for making Sergeant, but instead a hardcore porn movie started playing. The cops are blaming it on a computer trojan. Strange, most porn I've ever seen doesn't bother with trojans or any other kind of protection.

Anyway, here's the article http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060912/D8K3IA781.html

Number of letters = 370

Number of words = 78

Number of double entendres = 4

Lollerz!!one111111111eleven! = Priceless

For everything else there's Mastercronk.
Kryozerkia
13-09-2006, 16:52
Number of letters = 370

Number of words = 78

Number of double entendres = 4

Lollerz!!one111111111eleven! = Priceless

For everything else there's Mastercronk.
...That is the most irrelevant post I've ever seen.
Boonytopia
14-09-2006, 09:12
I wish we had this sort of computer problem at my work. Whenever we get virus issues, the system just shuts down. :(
BackwoodsSquatches
14-09-2006, 09:43
Is that supposed to be funny?


ZOMG!

Ive been looking everywhere for you!

Your sense of humour has been in a terrible accident, and isnt excpected to pull through!

Im so sorry!
Cullons
14-09-2006, 11:31
They have porn in Spain?

errr.... y would'nt we?