Pain at the pump
Drunk commies deleted
12-09-2006, 15:28
A Slovak driver recently crashed into a bus due to ignoring a traffic sign. It seems the driver was busy using his penis pump. I wonder if using a penis pump while driving is illegal or if they'll have to make a whole new law regulating the use of vacuum penis enlargement devices while driving?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AnWrnTQwyjFM2HZlPHREdVoDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ
Lunatic Goofballs
12-09-2006, 15:32
For a moment, when I saw this title, I thought it was about my genitals.
I'm glad to see they're about somebody else's. :)
Andaluciae
12-09-2006, 15:41
As I've always said keep your eyes on the road, your hands on the wheels, and someone special to help with everything else :D
Theoretical Physicists
12-09-2006, 15:42
I thought this thread was going to be somebody complaining about gas prices.
Drunk commies deleted
12-09-2006, 15:45
I thought this thread was going to be somebody complaining about gas prices.
Yeah, see that's what I wanted people to think.
Dinaverg
12-09-2006, 15:46
A Slovak driver recently crashed into a bus due to ignoring a traffic sign. It seems the driver was busy using his penis pump. I wonder if using a penis pump while driving is illegal or if they'll have to make a whole new law regulating the use of vacuum penis enlargement devices while driving?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AnWrnTQwyjFM2HZlPHREdVoDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ
It'd probably fall under a future general law on "distracting devices".
Andaluciae
12-09-2006, 15:47
Yeah, see that's what I wanted people to think.
[British Accent=Me]Clever...[/British Accent]
Slaughterhouse five
12-09-2006, 16:47
The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.
LMAO
sorry, i may of gotten older but not more mature
The Alma Mater
12-09-2006, 16:51
I wonder if using a penis pump while driving is illegal or if they'll have to make a whole new law regulating the use of vacuum penis enlargement devices while driving?
There probably already are laws against women giving you head while driving. Adapting them should be easy ;)
Farnhamia
12-09-2006, 17:08
Is this guy related to the guy who told the security people at an airport his penis pump was a grenade because he was traveling with his Mom and didn't want her to know he had a pump? Of course, once he gets to prison, he'll be a penis pump.
fool! But a funny fool, lets mock his pain :D
This proves once again the sad but true stereotype that men are not good at multitasking.
I cannot help but feel that the root cause of this accident was not the driver ignoring the traffic sign. It was caused by ignoring the bus.
Boonytopia
13-09-2006, 11:21
There's been a spate of penis pump stories lately - the judge & the teenager going through customs.
Todays Lucky Number
13-09-2006, 11:23
there was a judge using that thingy too(at the court)
I started to wonder if that thing is so much fun :D
Evil Cantadia
13-09-2006, 13:51
I wonder if using a penis pump while driving is illegal or if they'll have to make a whole new law regulating the use of vacuum penis enlargement devices while driving?
They should ... that and sex in a canoe.
Jeruselem
13-09-2006, 13:58
Lesson to drivers - don't drink and pump! Pump at home.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2006, 14:14
Lesson to drivers - don't drink and pump! Pump at home.
And always in moderation. :D
Jeruselem
13-09-2006, 14:16
And always in moderation. :D
Definitely, explosions are bad when pumping. :p
Jello Biafra
13-09-2006, 14:23
I suppose he held the pump with one hand and his penis with the other?
There probably already are laws against women giving you head while driving. Adapting them should be easy ;)Or men for that matter.