You should be nice to everyone.
PsychoticDan
11-09-2006, 20:56
A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water,
was plodding through the Iraqi desert when he saw
something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to
find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.
The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to
buy a tie? They're only $5."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist!
I do not need an overpriced tie! I need water! I should kill you,
but I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that
I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the
east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the! water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse.
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
The Psyker
11-09-2006, 20:59
A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water,
was plodding through the Iraqi desert when he saw
something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to
find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.
The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to
buy a tie? They're only $5."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist!
I do not need an overpriced tie! I need water! I should kill you,
but I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that
I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the
east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the! water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse.
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
lol:p
What? That joke doesn't go that way.
Andaluciae
11-09-2006, 21:01
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
I like, I like.
Nomanslanda
11-09-2006, 21:04
yes, me too:D and i thought i was cruel:p
Yootopia
11-09-2006, 21:05
Hahahahaha
It's funny because religious intolerance on both sides leads to people dying!
Hahahahaha
It's funny because religious intolerance on both sides leads to people dying!
......I don't see how the jew was intolerant, just ironically cruel.
Donkey Kongo
11-09-2006, 21:09
Get it? Jews are greedy and scheming, and "Arabs" are angry and murderous.
Farnhamia
11-09-2006, 21:26
Get it? Jews are greedy and scheming, and "Arabs" are angry and murderous.
But funny.
i have to admit, i sniggered
[NS:]Harmonia Mortus Redux
11-09-2006, 21:31
ZOMG TEH JOOZ R EXPLOTATING TEH ARABZORZ!
Seriously though, its almost as funny as Colonel Saunders being Trotsky ;)
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 21:34
Harmonia Mortus Redux;11669046']ZOMG TEH JOOZ R EXPLOTATING TEH ARABZORZ!
Seriously though, its almost as funny as Colonel Saunders being Trotsky ;)
Your name is so... huge.. :eek:
Your name is so... huge.. :eek:
making up for something else mebbie?
i have to admit, i sniggeredI have to admit it must be over a decade since I first heard the original version of that joke.
I have to admit it must be over a decade since I first heard the original version of that joke.
i have to admit that i think your really really old...
Andaluciae
11-09-2006, 21:39
It only needs a drunk white guy... :P
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 21:40
i have to admit that i think your really really old...
I have to admit, you spelled "you're" wrong..
:p
Meath Street
11-09-2006, 21:40
D-rated anti-Semitic shite.
I have to admit, you spelled "you're" wrong..
:p
i have to admit that i got an B in English :eek:
You should be nice to everyone.
Nice guys finish last. They do the most stupid thing possible: Hold the door for other people. Bad move.
Dinaverg
11-09-2006, 21:45
Nice guys finish last. They do the most stupid thing possible: Hold the door for other people. Bad move.
Pff. That's what we want you to think.
Pff. That's what we want you to think.
Conspiracy! Send in the leet-speakers and gun smilies!
IL Ruffino
11-09-2006, 21:48
i have to admit that i got an B in English :eek:
:(
D-rated anti-Semitic shite.
What? Nothing about the joke is anti-semitic.
Unless you're using semitic correctly, in which case both Jews and Arabs are semitic, and the joke does make them sound like petty, bickering fools.
PsychoticDan
11-09-2006, 22:16
D-rated anti-Semitic shite.
You nust be miserable. :)
German Nightmare
11-09-2006, 22:24
Conspiracy! Send in the leet-speakers and gun smilies!
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Good enough for you? :D
Meath Street
11-09-2006, 23:08
What? Nothing about the joke is anti-semitic.
Unless you're using semitic correctly, in which case both Jews and Arabs are semitic, and the joke does make them sound like petty, bickering fools.
It's anti-semitic by all definitions of the term.
"Jews are greedy"
"Arabs are vicious jihadists"
Now I could excuse it if it was funny, but this is not.
PsychoticDan
11-09-2006, 23:13
It's anti-semitic by all definitions of the term.
"Jews are greedy"
"Arabs are vicious jihadists"
Now I could excuse it if it was funny, but this is not.
Does that stick stop you from shitting? :confused:
Meath Street
11-09-2006, 23:23
Does that stick stop you from shitting? :confused:
Yes, do you know anyone who will remove it for me?? :(
PsychoticDan
11-09-2006, 23:27
Yes, do you know anyone who will remove it for me?? :(
If you lighten up on the PC and laugh a little you might blow it out your ass. :D
CthulhuFhtagn
12-09-2006, 01:19
Nice guys finish last. They do the most stupid thing possible: Hold the door for other people. Bad move.
You never know when a door might have a punji trap behind it.
Zatarack
12-09-2006, 01:23
Yes, do you know anyone who will remove it for me?? :(
There are ways to do do it without...medical help.
Soviestan
12-09-2006, 01:54
Is it just me or does this joke have subtle pro-Israeli, anti-arab messages in it?