NationStates Jolt Archive

KFC, Macy's and COMMUNISM!

[NS:]Harmonia Mortus Redux
10-09-2006, 22:39
After much exhaustive research (about five seconds and a Macy's commercial), I have come to a startling conclusion:
KFC and Macy's are the last remnants of the Soviet Union!

KFC is much more subtle than Macy's, but obvious if you look long enough.
To start, this is Leon Trotsky:
http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1204/122004trotskyleon.jpg
And this is 'Colonel Saunders', if that IS is real name, founder of KFC.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/KFC.jpg/200px-KFC.jpg

See? Looks like Trotsky plus about ten years, which is spot on, KFC was founded in the 50's!

Its even more obvious when you look at the KFC logo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fr/thumb/e/e7/KFC_logo.jpg/200px-KFC_logo.jpg
Note the RED background

As to Macy's, its obvious the moment you see their logo.

http://www.svdpcincinnati.org/images/macys_redstar.gif
They might as well replace the C with a hammer and sickle.

It reeks of Communism! Apparently they think that good capitolist Americans are too stupid to notice when they slap their heathen Communist symbols over our malls and fast food!

Anyway...
Yeah, I have too much time on my hands :)
Londim
10-09-2006, 22:42
But you can't beat that popcorn chicken! Communist ...Democratic I'm not bothered as long as I get fed!
Linthiopia
10-09-2006, 23:05
*giggles*
United Chicken Kleptos
10-09-2006, 23:09
General Tzo rhymes with Chairman Mao if you pronounce it like me! COINCIDENCE?!?!?
Westmorlandia
10-09-2006, 23:12
Trotsky was also a military man, so it is likely that he would have passed himself off as a "Colonel".
Not bad
10-09-2006, 23:15
Macy's and the Soviets always have good parades too. KFC prefers to be known by it's initials as did the CCCP. Communism tastes like chicken. These could all merely be coincidences but there sure are a lot of coincidences here.
Call to power
10-09-2006, 23:25
so KFC's secret ingredient is seeds of popular revolution?
[NS:]Harmonia Mortus Redux
10-09-2006, 23:34
so KFC's secret ingredient is seeds of popular revolution?

And the blood of the oppressors.
United Chicken Kleptos
10-09-2006, 23:40
Harmonia Mortus Redux;11665619']And the blood of the oppressors.

The FDA?
Andaluciae
11-09-2006, 00:37
Just so long as I get my bi-weekly bit of the 11 secret herbs and spices, I don't give a damn if they're communist.

I've never seen a Macy's though, so I really can't say on the other bit.