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The Pool Party!

Londim
10-09-2006, 17:28
THE POOL PARTY
Mmm....Party




Hello fellow citizens of NSG. I. Londim, am creating The Pool Party. It will be a party for all things fun and weird. Many of you will not have heard of me but so what join anyway! So with that policies aren't needed but are advisable ( or so I'm told).

The Pool Policies:


Equality: All are equal before the party including stinkbeetles....especially the stinkbeetles!
Freedom: All have freedom to practice anyhting they want....within the law....well maybe.
Law: The current laws will be scratched and new ones made up. Anyone can make a law up but you follow your own laws!
Education: All n00bs will be taught how not to use annoying smilies after there first posts. If they continue then they will be fed to Stinkbeetles!
Elections: All people have freedom on voting but those who don't vote for the Pool Party will be fed to rabid kittens.
Drugs: These will all be avaliable at vending machines on every street corner. Now people have more freedom!


You probably won't vote for this Party so please refer to VOTING in the policy list. Become a member where you will become rich instantly upon signing. Or ask the Party serious questions*.

* Serious questions are likely to receive less than serious answers:)
Desperate Measures
10-09-2006, 18:01
I want to be the first to make a pee-pee in the pool joke but I'm just not clever enough. I thought you should know my intentions, however.
Pyotr
10-09-2006, 18:03
*throws baby ruth bar into pool*
Londim
10-09-2006, 18:08
I want to be the first to make a pee-pee in the pool joke but I'm just not clever enough. I thought you should know my intentions, however.

I acknowledge your intentions and am shocked there was no joke!:eek:
Desperate Measures
10-09-2006, 18:10
I acknowledge your intentions and am shocked there was no joke!:eek:

I'm just not good enough. I leave it to my betters and am happy that I have the distinction of putting forth the initial effort.
Londim
10-09-2006, 18:16
I'm just not good enough. I leave it to my betters and am happy that I have the distinction of putting forth the initial effort.

Well played but if you become a meber you will be better than your....erm.....betters! * insert evil laugh here....not too evil but evil enough*